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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - May 8, 2011 - 03:52am PT
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Women are from Venus:
Venus is a beneficial planet by nature and is also considered to be a teacher. Venus is the planet governing sensuality and is the embodiment of love. All attributes of love, romance, beauty, sensuality, sexual pleasures and passion are under the rule of Venus.
Men are from Mars:
Mars is a masculine planet, extremely fiery in nature. He is said to be the commander-in-chief of the planets of our solar system and is personified as the God of War. Mars has the nature of a warrior.
And now back to your regularly programmed bickering...
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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You can lead a horse to water.
But you cannot make it drink.
You can, however, drown the ungrateful SOB if you hold it's head under long enough.
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DanaB
climber
Philadelphia
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You can lead horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
You can lead a girl to Vassar, but you can't make her think.
Okay, okay, I'm ready for whatever I get after that one.
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Sherri
Trad climber
WA
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There is no such thing as turkey bacon.
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Vegasclimber
Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
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Cats will invaribly piss or spray on the top center cell of a parachute that you are about to pack.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 29, 2013 - 11:29pm PT
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Even though hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs, only .1% of germs make us sick.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Jun 30, 2013 - 12:06am PT
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Screw that. Should I try to finish the thieves guild quests or trap the dragon? Seriously.
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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Jun 30, 2013 - 12:45am PT
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Dance like it hurts.
Make love like you need money.
Work when somebody is watching.
Michelle: dragons first
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R.B.
Trad climber
47N 122W
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Jun 30, 2013 - 01:14am PT
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Just remember: The Truth will ALWAYS stare at you in the mirror!
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Jun 30, 2013 - 01:15am PT
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Roger, dragon assault scheduled for Sunday evening.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jun 30, 2013 - 02:14am PT
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The average human being has one ball and one tit.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 18, 2013 - 05:48pm PT
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Don't clean the paint over-spray off of a live outlet with steel wool!
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
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Sep 18, 2013 - 06:26pm PT
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Don't think twice it's all right.
In Lone Pine:
"Flush twice L.A. needs the water"
On bathroom stall at UCLA (I think tuition was lower in those days)
"Richard Nixon ate here"
Just below:
"My compliments to the chef"
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Sep 18, 2013 - 06:40pm PT
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In a UCLA bathroom stall I saw a toilet seat cover box with sign that read
"Reagan Campaign hats $1.00"
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 4, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
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That actually was oil-based paint, and yes - the sink is now a mess.
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hairyapeman
Trad climber
Fres-yes
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Whoooooo are you? Who who who who!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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post your opinions to the STForum
disappoint your friends...
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rmuir
Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
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Don't put that cassette in the toaster!
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Give a man a fish and
he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish
and he drinks beer for a life time
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