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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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ninja zombies, while probably easier to kill than plain ninjas, will still be more problematic than just regular zombies...
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Daphne
Trad climber
San Rafael, CA
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I once lived a day as if it was my last.
People are still mad.
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 4, 2008 - 02:14pm PT
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Crystal meth really helps that weight problem!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
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Two feet of snow in Flagstaff.
And here I thought I moved to the desert.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Feb 10, 2009 - 02:10pm PT
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Does your nose run and your feet smell? You're backwards.
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cupton
climber
Where the past and future meet
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Feb 10, 2009 - 03:46pm PT
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You can eat sh#t but don't sh#t where you eat
A penny saved is a woman scorned
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - May 7, 2011 - 04:15pm PT
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
 Robert Frost
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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If you work a trade job, don't walk to or from anyplace empty handed. There is always something to do.
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sjellison
Mountain climber
Leadville
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Sh*t or get off the Pot.
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DanaB
climber
Philadelphia
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There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.
Stamping out lives and saving disease.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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You can't make an omelette without breaking wind.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Heard at the Glendale Mall years ago from a very tired stressed out mother screaming at her child in front of god and country:
"GOD DAMMIT, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR BUTT!"
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Smoke pot? Check your knot.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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rlf, I'll see your tired and stressed out mother, and raise you a tired and stressed-out kid:
Standing in a long line up in a bank, a young mother tells her 5-year-old (approx) kid for the ninth time to stay beside her. He responds with "If you don't stop saying that I'm telling grandpa I saw you put daddy's wee-wee in your mouth."
Word. I was there and heard it. She turned red, picked junior up, and headed out the door.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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That's a good one Ghost!!!!
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Ghost, I've heard that joke from many people.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - May 7, 2011 - 08:56pm PT
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Smoke pot? Check your knot.
Doubled back, bowl to pack!
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK
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"You are like talking to a wall!"
"Stop talking and you won't have to worry about that."
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Seamstress
Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
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The rallying cry of my family:
God hates a coward!
Most excellent advice when playing cards after dinner on the holidays.
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