You know you're a dirtbag climber when......


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Trad climber
St. Paul, MN
Jun 17, 2008 - 05:38pm PT
Drunken rants about can recycling being to high class a form of self support to consider personally.
You walk farther than most people drive on a daily basis.
It is a natural assumption for most that if they have not seen you in six plus months you are probably dead.
Have mooned a large group whilst soloing in inclement weather.
susan peplow

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 17, 2008 - 05:45pm PT
...."you obviously don't know Dean!"

you know your a dirtbag climber when.... you live in a shed for the season...


Social climber
wuz real!
Jun 17, 2008 - 07:19pm PT
A shower every three months? -yuppie posers!

Gym climber
Jun 17, 2008 - 08:05pm PT
you live in a shed for the season...

That's better! ;-)
Fish Finder

Social climber
Jun 17, 2008 - 08:24pm PT
You know your a dirtbag climber when......

your girlfriend from out-of-state has everything under control.

Not here
Jun 17, 2008 - 08:43pm PT
You are not worried over the fact that you have only five dollars left to live on for the next five months... Yet, you become extremely stressed when it rains on your project.

Under the dwarf maples near The Same Mansion
Jun 17, 2008 - 09:07pm PT
You actually know Musskelunge Walling.......

Trad climber
Jun 17, 2008 - 09:26pm PT
when you don't know the difference between:


and You're



Jun 17, 2008 - 09:53pm PT
...when small children scream and run from you while buying king cobra....

....when you don't care if people see you sh#t...

....when your car smalls so bad even the bears avoid it....

....when youre not surprised to booty beer....

....when youre pot is never clean....

....when you know you can get free croutons and salad dressing at the lodge caf (it's a frickin meal), free cream cheese at curry, and can occasionally sneak into curry caf....

....when you know the age of consent is 16 in the valley (thanks goerge :)....



Social climber
Flatland, Ca
Jun 17, 2008 - 10:11pm PT
You fart and all the plants start to wither and die.

You let out a fart that can peel paint off a footlocker.

You have more money stashed for weed than you do for food.

Mountain climber
Jackson Hole Wyo.
Jun 17, 2008 - 10:26pm PT
You bring a crampon on a food raid, using it to create fake bear-claw scratches near the cooler from which you stole a dozen eggs (the eggs are always on top, so we always had omelettes at the rescue camp)

Jun 17, 2008 - 10:40pm PT
You know your a dirtbag climber when...

... you go climbing.


beneath the valley of ultravegans
Jun 18, 2008 - 02:08am PT drive by a turnout and say to yourself, "If I lived here I'd be home now."'ve eaten mayo for more than a week and called it good for your only food group. sleep in a storage locker or boiler room through the winter months.
susan peplow

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 18, 2008 - 02:12am PT
eKat writes, "when you don't know the difference between: YOUR and You're"

OMG! I am so humiliated, I don't make that mistake!! I'm a humiliated dirtbag! I'm half tempted to nuke this thread for poor grammar!!

Kath, you've ruined me! Damn you! You're such a )%(&% for drawing attention to that!

Damn it, damn it to your hell!


Edit: I can't live with this...some admin needs to help a lady out and fix my thread heading. That or I'm dropping on a knife. Who wants to live with that on their conscience?


Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
Jun 18, 2008 - 07:46am PT
When you use "their" as a single possessive pronoun.

Oh wait, that is almost everybody.

Trad climber
New York, NY
Jun 18, 2008 - 09:26am PT
HOW did a thread on d/bags turn into grammar school??????


You know you're a dirtbag when:

 you hear some people complaining about the camping fee increase for the area you're at and are confused as to what the issue is.

 you run into me at the crag and I put you in my foster care program, making sure you have decent meals and water and rides into town(I admit, I can't resist. Back in the day, my mom would do the same for the guys coming off the trains up the road; I must have learned it from her.)


Social climber
My Inner Nut
Jun 18, 2008 - 09:28am PT
When you bathe with handi-wipes

When you offer to clean other peoples pipes for the resin

when you can't remember the last time your hands didn't have open wounds, scabs or gobies.


Trad climber
Jun 18, 2008 - 09:33am PT
Ahhhhhhhh MediumSooze. . . I just couldn't pass up the opportunity!



I'm Rick James, Bitch

Gym climber
Jesus Camp, USA
Jun 18, 2008 - 11:08am PT
Yo E, you lookin for trouble. I stole those handiwipes from the 99cent store. You wish that resin was yours and those so called "gobies", they ain't from climbing, it's cuz I ferget ta use moisturiza after I'm done cookin' my sh#t.Dirtbag climbers are light. If you want to get it on then lets talk about dirtbag druggies. P.S. Who is the school marm wiff a grammer ish? Yours in funk, Rick

Sneaking up behind you...
Jun 18, 2008 - 11:23am PT
...when your wife leaves you, because your a f*#king dirtbag climber.
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