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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Jun 17, 2008 - 07:19pm PT
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A shower every three months? -yuppie posers!
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Jun 17, 2008 - 08:05pm PT
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you live in a shed for the season...
That's better! ;-)
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Jun 17, 2008 - 08:24pm PT
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You know your a dirtbag climber when......
your girlfriend from out-of-state has everything under control.
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Anastasia
climber
Not here
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Jun 17, 2008 - 08:43pm PT
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You are not worried over the fact that you have only five dollars left to live on for the next five months... Yet, you become extremely stressed when it rains on your project.
AF
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kev
climber
CA
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Jun 17, 2008 - 09:53pm PT
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...when small children scream and run from you while buying king cobra....
....when you don't care if people see you sh#t...
....when your car smalls so bad even the bears avoid it....
....when youre not surprised to booty beer....
....when youre pot is never clean....
....when you know you can get free croutons and salad dressing at the lodge caf (it's a frickin meal), free cream cheese at curry, and can occasionally sneak into curry caf....
....when you know the age of consent is 16 in the valley (thanks goerge :)....
kev
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Jun 17, 2008 - 10:11pm PT
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You fart and all the plants start to wither and die.
You let out a fart that can peel paint off a footlocker.
You have more money stashed for weed than you do for food.
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Anguish
Mountain climber
Jackson Hole Wyo.
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Jun 17, 2008 - 10:26pm PT
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You bring a crampon on a food raid, using it to create fake bear-claw scratches near the cooler from which you stole a dozen eggs (the eggs are always on top, so we always had omelettes at the rescue camp)
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TwistedCrank
climber
Ideeho
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Jun 17, 2008 - 10:40pm PT
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You know your a dirtbag climber when...
... you go climbing.
Pfff...
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marty(r)
climber
beneath the valley of ultravegans
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Jun 18, 2008 - 02:08am PT
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...you drive by a turnout and say to yourself, "If I lived here I'd be home now."
...you've eaten mayo for more than a week and called it good for your only food group.
...you sleep in a storage locker or boiler room through the winter months.
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susan peplow
climber
www.joshuatreevacationhomes.com
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 18, 2008 - 02:12am PT
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eKat writes, "when you don't know the difference between: YOUR and You're"
OMG! I am so humiliated, I don't make that mistake!! I'm a humiliated dirtbag! I'm half tempted to nuke this thread for poor grammar!!
Kath, you've ruined me! Damn you! You're such a )%(&% for drawing attention to that!
Damn it, damn it to your hell!
xo,
Sooze
Edit: I can't live with this...some admin needs to help a lady out and fix my thread heading. That or I'm dropping on a knife. Who wants to live with that on their conscience?
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Jun 18, 2008 - 07:46am PT
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When you use "their" as a single possessive pronoun.
Oh wait, that is almost everybody.
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Jun 18, 2008 - 09:28am PT
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When you bathe with handi-wipes
When you offer to clean other peoples pipes for the resin
when you can't remember the last time your hands didn't have open wounds, scabs or gobies.
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FeelioBabar
climber
Sneaking up behind you...
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Jun 18, 2008 - 11:23am PT
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...when your wife leaves you, because your a f*#king dirtbag climber.
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kev
climber
CA
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Jun 18, 2008 - 01:07pm PT
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When the janitor at the 140 entrance gives you 2 rolls of toilet paper one morning and thinks he's doing you a favor (come on that stuff so free)
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susan peplow
climber
www.joshuatreevacationhomes.com
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 18, 2008 - 01:24pm PT
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....You apply for the "bear duty" job in the Valley so you can stay in Camp4 for free during the season.
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salad
climber
Escondido
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Jun 18, 2008 - 01:36pm PT
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"when you know the age of consent is 16 in the valley (thanks goerge :).... "
"You pick cigarette butts out of ashtrays, extract the tobacco remnants and then roll it into a whole cig, using the blank pages out of the back of a pocket sized Gideon's bible because rolling papers are way too spendy. "
excellent beta, gents!
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salad
climber
Escondido
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Jun 18, 2008 - 01:43pm PT
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you go to whole foods daily and try every single free sample at least once, and then purchase a single banana.
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susan peplow
climber
www.joshuatreevacationhomes.com
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 18, 2008 - 01:56pm PT
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you go shop at the dented can sale or better yet apply for the county's free food bag...
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Jun 18, 2008 - 02:04pm PT
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you hold up your pants with belt of 1-inch webbing
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SuperTopo on the Web
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you hear some people complaining about the camping fee increase for the area you're at and are confused as to what the issue is.
Let us know!