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Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2007 - 06:15pm PT
For instance, mine's Tahoe Climber.
When signing on, I was living in South Lake and searching for potential partners, so it seemed to make sense at the time.
Now I don't live there, and it seems silly, but it also seems silly to change it, as you get to know someone by their handle.

My buddy Off Route got his from a near disatrous lead on Tenaiya peak when he was learning to lead - he got, uh, off-route and wandered into harder, licheny territory. Very appropriate.

Of course, the question assumes that your ST name isn't the same as your real one...

So I've wondered on a few of these. Like, how did Watusi come about for Mike Paul?
How about Oli for Pat Ament?

T*R/SS?
Is "Christ" weschrist's last name?
Locker?
imnotclever?
Ouch?
Does crimpergirl really dig crimps?
Jaybro doesn't seem to speak bro/bra.
God knows we've wondered about A. Crowley, and the things that picking that username implies.

What's some of the ones you've wondered about, too? I can't remember all of the truly interesting ones.

-A
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2007 - 06:16pm PT
cosmiccragsman?
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jul 1, 2007 - 06:23pm PT
ah, hmmm, gotta think about this one
Chico

Trad climber
Mt. Shasta, CA
Jul 1, 2007 - 06:24pm PT
I was born and raised in Chico, and when I moved to Mendocino I ran into another guy from Chico. He was a total burned-out dreadded stoner, and was always asking me for a ride here or there. "Eh yo, Chico! How 'bout givin' me a ride to the Co-op? C' mon bro. I'll get you stoned..." Of course, I always did...

Well, time passed, and before long I was guiding for Shasta Mountain Guides. Clients were always asking me where I was from, so I would say, Chico. Often, there would be hordes of people climbing Avalanche Gulch, and it was difficult to distinguish who was who out there. We used radios to communicate between guides. Ironically, there was another guide named Spencer who I worked with, and the confusion never ended, so my buddies just started calling me Chico. I guess it stuck.


There it is. Not extravagant...
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2007 - 06:24pm PT
Again, the question assumes that you're one of the ones who didn't just use your name - OR your initials - or some mixed version thereof.
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2007 - 06:27pm PT
Cool story Chico
Ouch!

climber
Jul 1, 2007 - 06:30pm PT
I whacked myself on a table when I signed up and my name just magically appeared.
CAMNOTCLIMB

Trad climber
novato ca
Jul 1, 2007 - 06:33pm PT
just seemed to fit.
Brian
Jerry Dodrill

climber
Bodega, CA
Jul 1, 2007 - 06:42pm PT
Jerry- My dads war buddy in Nam. He didn't make it back. Don't ask.
Dodrill- No choice in that one. It's pronounced "Dodd-rill." Dod -like Dodge, rill -like hill.

Using your real name has pros and cons. Kinda keeps you honest though.
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2007 - 06:53pm PT
Kinda keeps you honest though.

Word.
Mimi

climber
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:02pm PT
Right on, Jerry.

eKat, I'm so glad you cleared that up. Nice!
Bubba Ho-Tep

climber
Evergreen, CO
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:27pm PT
If you had seen the movie, you wouldn't ask.....
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:28pm PT
USE YER' NAME OR HIDE WEASEL......
knucko

climber
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:34pm PT
Several years ago i was climbing a route called "cmon knucko" at the owens river gorge. At the time this climb was above my ability and i kept taking falls on lead. after several good whippers the crowd of people who I did not know started yelling encouragemnet "cmon Knucko" after this the name just stuck.
hungry man

Trad climber
yes
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:38pm PT
I was really hungry.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:40pm PT
Back in about 1993 I was heading out to Owens Valley to do some graduate research (digging holes and doing soil profiles). I drove out in my buddies toyota 4x4 - there were three of us. On the highways when I was sitting bitch I would move my leg from the passanger side to the drivers side. At one point my good buddy Tom Harvey LeRoy (the man with four first names) looked over and said "oh leg-boy move your leg" - he needed to shift gears. Within an hour it became nature boy. It quickly shortened to nature.

It brings back nice memories when people call me nature (I sure do miss the time I spent in Humboldt with those friends I hardly ever hear from). One time I remember a guy asking "is your name doug or nature?" (the profs called me doug but Tom/Gio/other friends called me nature). I'd go years without hearing that. But now that I hang out with more folks from the taco I hear it more often - I'm not sure Sooze or Russ has ever called me Doug.
nick d

Trad climber
nm
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:41pm PT
All my friends locally know me as Nick Danger, it has to do with my checkered medical history, but that seemed a little presumptuous considering the legends of some of the other posters here. So I shortened it up. Usually sign my real name though.

Michael Smith
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Camp 4, Site 10
Jul 1, 2007 - 07:58pm PT
Standard gangsta rap lingo "I'll bust a cap in yo azz" (translating in normal english to "I'll shoot you"), make it somewhat climbing relevant with the El Cap. Thus, Elcapinyoazz.
kuan

Sport climber
CA
Jul 1, 2007 - 08:00pm PT
Kuan is my real name. I suppose I came up with it in an uninspired moment. Like Jerry says, it keeps you honest!
John Moosie

climber
Jul 1, 2007 - 08:08pm PT
It was recommended to me that playing on the intardweb could get rough and since I have noob tendancies, I should hide my real name. So I chose to use my first name and one of my nicknames.

I earned this nickname because occasionally I act like a moose on the loose and go on rampages, but most of the time I am kind and friendly. Hence, moosie and not just moose.

I decided awhile back that I wasn't going to worry about anyone knowing my real name. I got tired of worrying about such things. The world is a kooky place at times, but most people are decent if you treat them as such.

John Musgrove


Ekat, you get can more then one ID on a computer if you use a different email address. But I would never do that.....haha... :-)
Crimpergirl

Social climber
St. Looney
Jul 1, 2007 - 08:25pm PT
When signing on, I was under the impression that everyone had a nickname. Since day one climbing, I have had freakishly strong crimp strength (and I do LOVE crimpers) so "crimpergirl" seemed an obvious name.

Though it is not my 'real' name, I have never hid my real name (or other things - haha!) so keeping honest has never been an issue. Besides, I am unsure how people can keep track of more than one personality or email address. As popeye says "I yam what I yam."

edit: And like Nature, I have grown quite fond of my nickname. I'd be sad not to be called Crimpie or something like it. :)
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2007 - 08:32pm PT
thanks, crimpie - i always thought that might be the case but still wondered...

it's kind of cool finding these out - thanks for posting, guys and gals!

-Aaron
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Jul 1, 2007 - 09:25pm PT
Mine was a holdover form a pre-climbing forum. I needed a username, and I wanted something that would be nice, thus the "happie" part. But also I wanted to have an edge, in case people hought I was a pushover. And that's why the "grrr"....l part is there.

My username on all the climbing sites is happiegrrl, except Gunks.com, where it's Terrie(because they made a point of requesting "real" names. Many of the climbers I know call me Happie, so here's a case where my username is almost like a real name. I'm definitely not anonymous.
Rhodo-Router

Gym climber
Otto, NC
Jul 1, 2007 - 09:28pm PT
I spent a lot of time crawling around in the jungle looking for new routes back when I lived in the SE. In this culture, one doesn't usually get the chance to name oneself, at least until Al invented the interweb. My handle tells you more than my real name does.

Melissa and Nanook can still call me Captain America if they want to though.
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Jul 1, 2007 - 10:22pm PT
I'm so computer dumb that when I started here I didn't KNOW you were suppose to have a different name, besides everyone calls me Ron, so Ron Gomez it is. It DOES keep you somewhat accountable for what you say and I'd probably FORGET another name anyway!
Peace
WBraun

climber
Jul 1, 2007 - 10:30pm PT
I made mine up in my head.

It took many years to figure out.

There's lots of room in my head ......
paganmonkeyboy

Trad climber
the blighted lands of hatu
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:01pm PT
i used to sing a little song while climbing
usually on lead - just something to keep my mind off the crippling fear of not knowing wtf i'm doing several feet above my pro...

he's a monkey, he's a boy
he's a monkey boy...

pagan added for clarification, and after spending a season in utah...

tom
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:04pm PT
"Jaybro" is about as real as it gets for me. I answer to that name on a daily basis; from; aquaitences,progeny,siblings, parents, other relatives, lifelong people i would die for, etc.

If somebody calls "Jaybro" in a crowded room, I am more inclined to assume they are calling me than if they yelled, "Jay", or "John Carl Anderson" even if thet added "of Harvey Ill 7/11/56"

Pretty sure I was first named 'Jaybro' by Frank the Colonel Saunders circa, 1980. though there were other possible contributors, or at least early bandwagon jumpone-ers; Mike Freidrichs, The animal nickname guy, and Dick the Cilley, Will gilmer was in there, too.

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam!!!" - thank you popeye.
wootles

climber
Gamma Quadrant
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:09pm PT
My daughter's favorite stuffed animal.
Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:22pm PT
yo I jus wanna be like my man Snoop
he's down wi hella chronic and knows how to treat de ladies
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:26pm PT
Mine is a boy scout nickname, given to me by someone I still climb with. I was anything but a mighty hiker, and generally unathletic - typical adolescent humour.

I initially posted (posed?) under my real name, but it seemed de rigeur to have a nom de plume.

I've never tolerated any other nicknames, or manglings of my real name.
curlie

Trad climber
SLO, CA
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:40pm PT

Get it? Since my name is Carrie, curly + Carrie = curlie, or something like that. I admit to creating a "fake" email address for the tacostand, but just because I didn't want to open up yet another avenue for spam (since your email address is viewable by anyone else with a username). I don't really hide behind a nickname, I just think they're fun.

(Edited for smaller pic)
pud

climber
Sportbikeville
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:44pm PT
Pud is a spiritual name from the early Roman days.

To "pud" was to give of ones self without expecting anything in return.
You could say someone was "pudable" if he/she was known as a helping individual.
A "pudder" was only helpful sometimes.

Not everyone liked to be "pudded" but everyone loved "pudding"

curlie

Trad climber
SLO, CA
Jul 1, 2007 - 11:59pm PT
Well, the red is a recent thing, not natural I should say. :) Though my mom has naturally red (and yes, curlie!) hair. Youth is more a state of mind these days as I just turned 30, but I don't intend on getting "old" anytime soon!

And yes, I do love a good nyuk! joke, much to the irritation of others at times....it's a good thing I crack myself up 'cause everyone else just groans....

By the way, I've always thought the handle elcapinyoazz was very funny. The ludicrosity (is that even a word?) of it!
Thug 1: "I'll bust a CAP in yo azz!"
Thug 2: "Oh yeah? I'll bust EL CAP in yo azz!"
G_Gnome

Trad climber
Knob Central
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:13am PT
Ludicrousness is the word...

Some of my 'so called friends' named me The Garden Gnome and threaten to dress me up in a little red jacked and hat. Some of my 'so called friends' send me inflatable tent stake gnomes for my campsite. Some of my 'so called friends' dye their hair red in hopes of also fitting into the furry woodland creature community but we all know that half cave troll, half pixie is just too far out to left field to even fit in that community. And she is too large to boot.
Tom the Cop

Sport climber
Northern Virginia
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:26am PT
A few years ago, The Ron & Fez Show (on radio) moved from New York to Fairfax, Virginia. I had been listening to them for a few years and stopped by the studio a couple of time a week. They gave me the nickname because my name is Tom, and I'm a cop.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:27am PT
I don't know how to spell python.
10b4me

Trad climber
Hell A
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:38am PT
it's a long story
Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:38am PT
Walter, I always thought your nick name was due to your photographic "eye" esp. for taking pics on the walls...
Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:44am PT
you're a swell guy Walleye
john hansen

climber
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:46am PT
I didn't realize when I signed up you could have a user name ..

I typed in my name, and there it is.

After a week or so here I figured out you have to be very careful of what you say.

I am glad that I take full responsability for what I post on the Super T.

dougs510

Social climber
down south
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:53am PT
5.10 climbing shoes :)
matisse

climber
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:04am PT
I was named Susan after my great grandmothers housekeeper, who was a really special person for my dad. However the curse of being named Susan is that in the 50's/60's or so it was sort of like the female equivalent of Dave. When I went to sign up for the tacostand "Sue" my actual name (+ also my rec.climbing name) was already taken. Quel surprise.

I didn't want to just use my last name as well as my first because the whole point of just being Sue was so that my students couldn't just google me and have a thousand or so hits of me saying f*#k on the internet (at least as the top hit).

I've never had many nicknames, but the utterly lovely Cameron Randolph called me "Sue-matisse" , since in my not-day-job I'm a painter. Ergo Matisse. I think of Cameron every time I see it.

amazing how gender neutral it is.
curlie

Trad climber
SLO, CA
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:05am PT
Well I'm glad I'm too large "to boot" 'cause otherwise I'd be dodging bootheels all day long! ;)

-So Called Friend ('Cause with friends like these....who needs enemies?!)
Jude Bischoff

Ice climber
Palm Springs
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:27am PT
I was named after the patron saint of hopeless cases. St. Jude. Interestingly enough I was adopted at birth. When the nurse brought in the paper work and asked my new parents what they had chosen to name me, they said Jude. The nurses eyes widened and she looked astonished. That is already his name, was her reply. My birth mother had also named me Jude.

I had better keep it. True story.

rockermike

Mountain climber
Berkeley
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:43am PT
I spent all of 3 seconds thinking up mine. I think I was a little annoyed that I had to make up one more username and password (I've got like 32 or so now to remember). I didn't realize people would think I have long shaggy hair, low tight pants and play loud music (definitely not me). But I've come to like the name. I even use it elsewhere at times.

rock on
Standing Strong

Trad climber
don't u worry 'bout a thang, baby
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:44am PT
tuolumne cuz i love the meadows, rainbow for the blood in my veins.

standing strong: "fall down seven times, stand up eight" - that's f*cking right, b*tches.

peruvian power penguin: cuz penguins rock, and pagan monkey boy rocked rad alliteration the other day whilst commenting upon the coolness of prehistoric penguins.

:)

peruvian*power*penguin/t*rainbow/s*S: cuz it's a combo of all three :)

tahoe climber, i hizzope you cizzall me when you get up here later this summer. also, are u gonna be around the meadows from 13-18?

Raydog

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:47am PT
RE:
"Do I sense a hint of condescension in your post? I was being self effacing at best........"

no Walleye - I always thought you shot great stuff and are a way good dude.

Caz

Big Wall climber
HB, CA.
Jul 2, 2007 - 02:54am PT
It's my name spelled backwards. That way nobody knows it's me... Damn I F'ed that one up...
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Jul 2, 2007 - 03:01am PT
I got a post-graduate grant to study Hindi Language in India from Uc Berkeley. My good friend and study partner there was named Jim. (now professor and chair of his department)

I called him Jim Baba and he called me Karl Baba. "Baba" is one of those basic society-kinship terms in india that can mean anything from Holy Man, Dirtbag, Grandad, pops, or Shiva-rastafarian.

In general, Babas are cool folks that will welcome you, make you a cup of tea, give you some sound advice (maybe even feed you) and wish you well. The visitor may leave a donation!

Peace and Love

Karl
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Jul 2, 2007 - 03:05am PT
When I was a kid and first learning to sign my name, it came out looking like Jellowe. Ergo, in some small circles, I have sometimes been known as Jello.

In Nepal, however, my Sherpa friends call me Jeplowe.

Fletcher

Trad climber
Varied locales along the time and space continuum
Jul 2, 2007 - 03:45am PT
It's my middle name. Allows me to be me, but not be too obvious (though I am caring about that less and less). Keeps me honest too, like others have indicated. I'll sign my full name on occasion if it feels appropriate.

Now, about seven years ago, I changed all but my first name... but that's a long story.

Truth be told, we are known by many names throughout our lives... dad, mom, grandma, grandpa, auntie, uncle, etc.

Fletch
Fletcher

Trad climber
Varied locales along the time and space continuum
Jul 2, 2007 - 03:48am PT
Hey Karl, that is the coolest thing I've heard in while. Nice!

Fletch
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Jul 2, 2007 - 03:59am PT
James the "Bouncer" already asked this question. I hope you saved my answer James! Otherwise I will rewrite if needed.

Ken
p.s. Sorry about the new nickname,seemed appropriate.
Dragon with Matches

climber
Bamboo Grove
Jul 2, 2007 - 04:09am PT
Long distance runner, what you standing there for?
Get up, get off, get out of the door
You're playing cold music on the barroom floor
Drowned in your laughter and dead to the core
There's a dragon with matches that's loose on the town
Take a whole pail of water just to cool him down.

Fire, fire on the mountain
Fire, fire on the mountain
Fire, fire on the mountain
Fire, fire on the mountain

Almost ablaze, still you don't feel the heat
It takes all you got just to stay on the beat
You say it's a living, we all gotta eat
But you're here alone, there's no one to complete
If mercy's in business, I wish it for you
More than just ashes when your dreams come true

Long distance runner, what you holding out for?
Caught in slow motion in a dash to the door
The flame from your stage has now spread to the floor
You gave all you had, why you want to give more?
The more that you give, the more it will take
To the thin line beyond which you really can't fake

-Robert Hunter
TradIsGood

Happy and Healthy climber
the Gunks end of the country
Jul 2, 2007 - 06:42am PT
It sounded more English.

Travis Gut.
climbrunride

Trad climber
Durango, CO
Jul 2, 2007 - 07:21am PT
Things I like:

Climbing
Running
Riding my bike

I would have put "ski" too, but then it would have sounded like I was pretending to be from eastern europe. And I too did not realize that I could have just used my real name, but I was too lame to come up with anything funny for an alias.
imnotclever

climber
Jul 2, 2007 - 09:35am PT
Wow a shout out in the OP.

Here's the thought I had when coming up with a name.

Skinner: Er, um, we need a name that's witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it.

Apu: How about, "The Be Sharps?"



I just couldn't come up with one good enough. should have used my middle name, but the idea of using an actual name wasn't even on the radar.
AbeFrohman

Trad climber
new york, NY
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:14am PT
I had a party in high school.
friends of friends of friends were there. it was huge. hole punched in the living room wall.
we had set up a video camera on the book shelf, to i think record 30 seconds of video every 5 minutes or so.
at one point in the video, is a guy talking to another guy, right in front of the camera, quoting Ferris Bueller's day off saying "you don't know Abe Frohman? The Sausage King of Chicago?"
and it cut off.
I always thought it was funny because I didnt even know who the 2 guys were.

(plus, who doesnt like some sausage?)
steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:14am PT
Borrowed it from Jethro Tull back in the early days of the wreck.climbing forum. A real steel monkey is a roughneck who builds skyscrapers. I've done a lot of different work, including digging graves one summer, but haven't done the skyscraper deal. But I like the song and it sorta goes with the climbing theme well. Oh, and the reason there's no "o" in there is because way back in the day, AOL wouldn't allow more than 10 characters in your signin name, so I had to shave one.

As the moon slips up, and the sun sets down,
I'm a highrise jockey, and I'm heaven-bound.
Do the workboot shuffle, loose brains from brawn.
I'm a monkey puzzle and the lid is on.

Can you guess my name? Can you guess my trade?
I'm going to catch you anyway.
You might be right. I'll give you guesses three.
Feel me climbing up your knee.

Guess what I am. I'm a steel monkey.

Now some men hustle and some just think.
And some go running before you blink.
Some look up and some look down
from three hundred feet above the ground.

Can you guess my name? And can you guess my trade?
Well, I won't rest before the world is made.
Arm in arm the angels fly.
Keep me from falling out the sky.

Steel monkey.

I work in the thunder and I work in the rain.
I work at my drinking, and I feel no pain.
I work on women, if they want me to.
You can have me climb all over you.

Now, have you guessed my name?
And have you guessed my trade?
I'm cheap at the money I get paid.
In the sulphur city, where men are men,
we bolt those beams then climb again.

Steel monkey.
David

Trad climber
San Rafael, CA
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:19am PT
My mom and dad gave it to me.
scuffy b

climber
Bates Creek
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:56am PT
Given to me by a friend and co-worker in the 80s,thus not a
childhood nickname.
Has to do with the typical state of my epidermis and connective
tissues.
Anastasia

Trad climber
California
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:57am PT
I believe in the KISS method of doing things. That is why my handle is my actual name.
KISS=(Keep It Simple Stupid)


Licky

Mountain climber
California
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:57am PT
In 1954 I was 4 years old and we lived in Yokyo. We had two Japanese maids that spoke very broken Jinglish. The best they could do with "Little Ricky" was "Rittle Licky" and it stuck.
Maysho

climber
Truckee, CA
Jul 2, 2007 - 11:09am PT
In the late 80's, Mickeys Beach was going off, new hard routes, and we were all learning how to sport climb. Scott Frye was the ringleader and often invited me out to climb. I was consumed with the project of starting up CityRock Gym, so I would often say, "thanks for the invite, I will try to make it." Half the time, I would be heading toward the door, and some crucial call would come in, and I would get sucked back into the work of trying to start my business. So Scott named me Maysho. I have an easier time with that one then the name Rob Lesher gave me way back when, Mater Peefield. These days, though often a little late, I generally show up if I say I will.

Peter
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Jul 2, 2007 - 12:14pm PT
Back in my potheaded youth, Bluering was a bandname of ours that referred to the little rings you see in front of your eyes in the midst of a masssive bong-induced headrush. That's it.

Steve Pratico
Kartch

climber
belgrade, mt
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:04pm PT
My last name is Kartchner but people have called me Kartch for as long as I can remember.
pc

climber
East of Seattle
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:19pm PT
Politically Correct

pc











Naught


Majid_S

Mountain climber
Bay Area
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:41pm PT
My real first name and first letter of last name
rectorsquid

climber
Lake Tahoe
Jul 2, 2007 - 01:57pm PT
I had a friend who would fill out forms he found in various businesses around town to get free or discounted services. He used "rectorsquid" which is my last name followed by "squid." He thought it was funny that I would get lots of mail addressed to "David Rectorsquid." Ha ha ha.

That name is never already taken on any web site... which is handy. I don't like having a screen name like dave002011020438324554.77 and this name does the trick.

Dave
BoKu

Trad climber
Douglas Flat, CA
Jul 2, 2007 - 03:47pm PT
The concatenation of the truncation of my real names.
pro_alien

Sport climber
Zurich, Switzerland
Jul 2, 2007 - 04:51pm PT
Professional (engineer)
Alien (former holder of an alien registration card)
taco bill

Trad climber
boulder, co
Jul 2, 2007 - 05:20pm PT
Before required registry, I think I posted as adam a couple of times, but then segued to:


for no significant reason.

I don't feel incredibly anonymous as you can click my screen name and see my real name.
spyork

Social climber
A prison of my own creation
Jul 2, 2007 - 05:25pm PT
Err, lack of Imagination, or is that iMagination?

Plus, the China Lake yahoos used to call me 'spy'
the Fet

Knackered climber
A bivy sack in the secret campground
Jul 2, 2007 - 05:43pm PT
Good thread. Lot's of interesting replies.

I had a college friend John Washington who called himself "The Wash". He and others started calling me "the Fet", truncated from my last name.
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 2, 2007 - 05:45pm PT
Nice Story, Maysho!
I would have never guessed that one.

And I like the KISS method mentioned above, too.
L

climber
A Light Glider on a Rising Thermal
Jul 2, 2007 - 05:56pm PT
I have 3 sisters whose names also begin with L. When my grandmother got older, she would just say "Oh L honey, could you this or that..." whenever she wanted any one of us to do something for her, because she just couldn't remember all those L names. It would make us kids laugh uncontrollably.

It's one of my favorite nicknames, and I thought it appropriate for the TacoStand.
Gunks Guy

Trad climber
Rhinebeck, NY
Jul 2, 2007 - 06:02pm PT
Used to post under my real name (Walt Heenan) but it seemed like most folks posted under pseudonyms. The Gunks is my home crag so viola.
Standing Strong

Trad climber
don't u worry 'bout a thang, baby
Jul 2, 2007 - 06:04pm PT
agree with the KISS thing. anastasia are you back? TR pls.! :)

ps hi anastasia, L, and aaron! email me if you're gonna be around the meadows july 13-18... :)

Nefarius

Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
Jul 2, 2007 - 06:12pm PT
I hate to admit that mine is a total computer geek thing, stemming from something called computer muds, which are online text RPG games. Nefarius was purposely misspelled, to give it more the persona of a name of a character, rather than be the word "nefarious". FOr whatever reason, I continued to use it as forums became popular, even though I haven't been on a mud in 10 years or so.

It makes me laugh now when I see people constantly spell it properly. I'm certain they all assume I can't spell worth a damn.
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Jul 2, 2007 - 07:18pm PT
Thanks dragon,I've heard that so many times, but I would never have figured it out!
mooser

Trad climber
seattle
Jul 2, 2007 - 07:24pm PT
My wife comes from a long line of "foreign-language-impaired-persons." Her mother took "Beginning Spanish" three times (she lives in San Diego), because she wanted to be able to converse with many of the locals. So I'd go over to my wife-to-be's house, and her mom would say (thinking she was saying "Tomas"--insert Spanish pronunciation here), "Hi Tom-moose!" At first, I didn't know what the heck she was talking about--especially as she was looking at me all proud-like for having (unbeknownst to me) spoken a foreign language. Then my wife-to-be (once she stopped laughing at her mom) told me about all the Spanish classes. Anyway, the name "moose" stuck (which I was subsequently called for years by family and friends). When I tried using "moose" as a supertopo name, it had already been taken (though I've never actually seen it). So...I use "mooser," since that's what my wife affectionately calls me. It's a nickname on top of a nickname. Incedentally, my mother-in-law finally gave up on Spanish. Probably a good thing... Oh...and one more thing...for some reason I feel a real kinship with Moosie...
Moof

Trad climber
A cube at my soul sucking job in Oregon
Jul 2, 2007 - 08:21pm PT
It's what the dog cow says. I used it as my name for playing quake back in college, and as my handle mostly since then.
Slakkey

Trad climber
From a Quiet Place by the Lake
Jul 2, 2007 - 08:33pm PT
Mine came from my interest in Hawaiian Slak Key Guitar music. I am not talking about that goofy steel guitar sh#t. Slak Key is much different. When the westerners came over to Hawaii to teach the Hawaiians how to ranch and raise cattle on the Big Island they also brought the Guitar. The problem was they did not teach the Hawaiians how to properly tune the dam thing, so the Hawaiians invented their own form of tunning.

It is not country western music at all. The songs are very techncal in the technique used to play the instrument and they songs usually are based on a story.

Plus I think I was about six beers down when I thought of it.
Ricardo Carlos

Trad climber
Off center, CO.
Jul 2, 2007 - 08:44pm PT
I stumbled into Supertopo by accident. Late I might add and with such a rare name from the 50s my first name was taken in English and Spanish so I added my middle name in Spanish.
I am called Rich, Richard, Rick, Dick and by very few Richie.
Different people call me Rich or Richard mostly. Dad and father work as well. Today I have been called Richard , Rich ,Dad and Asshole and a few things in Spanish I cant spell. They all fit....
I stamp my gear with RC as Dick Shockley was using RS before I was climbing. In SD at the time RCS was Rock Climbing Section.
R C Sims
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 2, 2007 - 08:47pm PT
When on-line services ask for my name and address, and I don't want to provide it, I usually say that I'm:
William H. Gates
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
U.S.A.
Wild Bill

climber
Ca
Jul 2, 2007 - 09:56pm PT
I first signed on to the Taco the day Todd Skinner died. He used to call me Wild Bill, so when ST asked for a name, that's what I thought of.

Others have called me Wild Bill. Kinda fits. Although I'm Sweet William at times too. But that was what I heard every time I spoke with Todd. Wish it weren't so heavy, but there you have it.
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Jul 2, 2007 - 10:12pm PT
I was Danielle (my middle name) to all who knew me until I went to college in the big city and became a name on a paper (Melissa). After a while, I got used to it. When I interviewed for grad school I was afraid that they wouldn't remember "Melissa", the person on the paperwork that they would admit or reject, if they had only met "Danielle", so I just went with "Melissa" for that time. When I decided to come here, everyone already knew me as Melissa and it would have been weird to tell them to call me something else.
BoKu

Trad climber
Douglas Flat, CA
Jul 3, 2007 - 12:16pm PT
> Plus, the China Lake yahoos used to call me 'spy'

Ah, so _you're_ the one Anthony Hyde was talking about!
Phantom Fugitive

Trad climber
Misery
Jul 3, 2007 - 02:08pm PT
I live in Misery; aka Missouri. Much of our climbing is on private lands either with, or without permission.

We (therealbovine) had put up a new line one day on the lake, then we went looking at a new crag on unfriendly private land. Owner came driving though his fields, a rooster tail of dirt behind his pickup. For some reason we ran instead of chatting with him.

Idiots.

We hid in a cave, then slinked away just before sunset.

Named the route "Phantom Fugitive" and never returned to that crag. Looked pretty good from the cave. Handle is better known as FAntom- FA's in stealth style.
eeyonkee

Trad climber
Golden, CO
Jul 3, 2007 - 02:18pm PT
Eeee-yonk-eeeee was the semi-official yodel of the Poway Mountain Boys. It's what you called out to say hi to a fellow PMB at a distance. I changed from Grug (short for Grug of Cameroon, a name given to me by either Dave Goeddel or Bruce Adams) only because I wanted to change my email address but forgot my password.
sling512

Trad climber
Chicago
Jul 3, 2007 - 02:26pm PT
When I started climbing in HS my partner and I always tended to rack-up the same stuff after each pitch. He was good at coiling the rope so it wasn't a f-ed up rat's nest and I was really good at getting the f-ed up knots out of slings that have been sealed up with weight. So he became Rope and I am Sling. I tried to use that as my yahoo email address but it was taken, so sling512 was a good choice being that was my harded climb to date. Our little adventures became The Adventures of Rope and his trusty sidekick Sling the Boy Wonder! He was a good artist and made a few little books.... wonder where those are.

 sling the boy wonder (sling512)

Hey Jaybro! You're from Harvey? I'm from the Bay Area but now live in Flossmoor. Small world.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Jul 3, 2007 - 02:53pm PT
Cade LLoyd gave me the name due to my prowess of skinning chicken legs.

Ken
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Jul 3, 2007 - 03:49pm PT
I started out Taco life as DPatrick (Douglas is my first name but I grew up with my middle name Patrick, funny my brothers go by their middle names as well).

Then I decided I might as well go by my real name, so I asked Chris to change my handle for me.



Not very exciting is it.
piquaclimber

Trad climber
Durango
Jul 3, 2007 - 05:13pm PT
Piqua is my home town in...... errr.... nevermind.

-Brad Brandewie

Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Jul 3, 2007 - 05:21pm PT
Sling, too funny, my Aunt "em" who will be 100 on her next birthday (and is the real life Sylvia's mother of the Doctor Hook / Shel Silverstein song 'Sylvia's Mother')lives in Homwewood.

Pretty durn hot here today, bet it's more humid where you are!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jul 3, 2007 - 05:26pm PT
It's what I do -- or did for many years -- ghostwriting.

I used to hang out on the old rec.climbing, where there were fewer handles and more real names, but handles seemed to be the norm here on ST.

David Harris
James

climber
A tent in the redwoods
Jul 3, 2007 - 07:13pm PT
When my twin brother and I were born, the units already had two names picked out-Matthew Ryan and James Clayton, the first names were after our grandfathers and the middle names were random. Since I was the bigger of the two they gave me the Clay name, like Cassius Clay. So I'm James although some call me Peaches.
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Jul 3, 2007 - 07:31pm PT
splat + later = splater
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Jul 3, 2007 - 07:34pm PT
matisse,
I see the SD county fair agrees with your nickname.
Congrats on winning first place art!
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jul 3, 2007 - 08:59pm PT
hey there... this is very interesting, and more so, since most of you all know each other... i just drop by on occasion.... but mine, is from neebeeshaabookway... it means tea-woman, in ojibwe... got it from a friend's brother in law, patowatomee/odawa family, in michigan....(we had a bit of native, so he offered the name, so i would have an indian name now, too).....(patowatomee--spelling here, may be wrong--and ojibwe, are sometimes the same, with some words)....

it is the name that i use to write my novels, as they are inspired and not really planned out too much.... and teas in many cultures can be medicinal, or inspiring, or for social comaradarie, etc... and my stories are for reaching the heart... hmmmm, like a good cup of tea.... (but, hey you all, coffee's good too) (shot of whiskey can't hurt, but could sure ruin a good story, past, two)

i don't climb (but loved yosemite area, and coast of calif), but my brother "chappy" used to all the time, knows me as beth, but all else in texas, know me as liz....or neebee...

thanks for this interesting fun....
d-know

Trad climber
electric lady land
Jul 3, 2007 - 09:12pm PT
i don't know.

or maybe i do.



dino
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Jul 3, 2007 - 09:16pm PT
It's the first 5 letters of my last name, Shackelford.
It's been my nickname since I can remember.
It was my dad's nickname as a kid too.

I used Shack for the Taco stand cuz I figured it would be less anonymous...and Todd Shackelford is a mouth full.
Nohea

Trad climber
Aiea,Hi
Jul 3, 2007 - 10:35pm PT
Many know but here it is... At a pre marriage party at Honolulu's famous Femme Nu, my bud's decided to call me "Nohea". In Hawaiian it means, handsome, attractive, and lovely. A fitting description but then look at me and one must wonder what "Nohea" sounds like in english.

Aloha,
wil

A TR will be up within a week.
E.L. "One"

Big Wall climber
Lancaster, California
Jul 3, 2007 - 11:07pm PT
Jaybro,

Our paths will sooner or later cross !! Brother Jacko and I were up in Toulomne just before you, and we did the classic West Country. We also got on Zee Tree on Pywiack having thought better of the Dike Route. Hope to connect soon.


Cheers


Cracko
wack-N-dangle

Gym climber
the ground up
Jul 3, 2007 - 11:32pm PT
In one hundred words or less:

I heard it from a friend I've climbed with for a while.
Light as a feather, hooks of steel...
It's sarcastic.
I consider my gym climbing experience combined with my "traditional ethics".

If I had to try to qualify the name...
I would say that when I'm at my best, maybe I go for broke.
Maybe I'll never give up, and always work to improve.
Still, I don't mind hanging on a rope which might be disagreeable to the old guard.

Manapua!!!
(still working on living up to the stories)

Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Jul 3, 2007 - 11:52pm PT
E.L. Cracko, sorry to miss you in the meadows, the time will come, though, I know it!
Have you climbed @ Devil's Tower? There's a climb there we should do together, with your name on it.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Jul 4, 2007 - 09:20am PT
"Cade LLoyd gave me the name due to my prowess of skinning chicken legs. "

I'm a little slow. Why would somebody skin chicken legs?

Peace

Karl
C4C

Social climber
ADKS, NY
Jul 4, 2007 - 12:32pm PT
Mine stands for Climbing for Christ. I use it on most forums. It is what I do and who I work for.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Jul 4, 2007 - 01:24pm PT
Karl,

We would have these spicy habanero chicken barbecues and I would pull the skin off prior to cooking.

Ken
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Jul 4, 2007 - 08:46pm PT
I've been widely known as Off White since 1977, long before Al Gore invented the intertubes. Seems like an avatar name, but fact is I cash checks and get mail with this old nickname, and it's what my family calls me. I once got a letter addressed to :

Off White
Tenino, WA

Some folks prefer to call me Doug, they either predate the nickname, are more comfortable with a name that doesn't have a joke at the core, or just like that better. No big deal, it doesn't make either of me schizophrenic.
YetAnotherDave

Trad climber
Vancouver, BC
Jul 5, 2007 - 10:38am PT
My 'real' name is so generic that it seemed pointless to make up much of a psuedonym. There's always, always, at least one other Dave...
the museum

Trad climber
Rapid City, SD
Jul 5, 2007 - 09:13pm PT
A while back Frank at DT saw me geared up and commented about some of my OLD gear. I was wearing a pair of Asolo's from 1980 (my good shoes were at the re-sole shop). He said I looked like some kind of "walking museum". The next time I saw him at the tower he introduced me as -"hey, this is the museum". But of course it is not true! I have some new gear.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jul 5, 2007 - 10:21pm PT
Tarbuster
'Tis a mystery, even to me.
Google it and you get pages & pages of ...yup...a product that cuts sledge, removes tar.
Hmmm…

In the bad 'ole days I’d had lots of nicknames bestowed upon me such as:

roy boy
cowboy
roy balls
balls
the boy
libido roy
beed
bidus
beedsauce
beedwagon
the side of beef
potatohead
tate
sharon tate
thatasssholeroy
hummer
lamoille
lamoille royo
'lem
lem-bott
cowboy roy
cowboy roy the boytoy of joy

-Yikes!

I wanted, I NEEDED a clean slate:
I desired to call my own shots, be my own master & all that hearty stuff.
So, I decided to take destiny into my own hands and name me-self something snappy for the forum kick.

But I couldn’t find it.
And then, out of the nether regions of my mind, out of thin air as it were or maybe straight out of me arse,
Out popped: Tarbuster.
TwistedCrank

climber
a luxury Malibu rehabilitation treatment facility
Jul 6, 2007 - 11:56am PT
My soopertopo name derives from a rough translation of the Hungarian expression "Bring some truffles to watch the whales breed". The expression is from the novel "Patoot Goy" by Pavlov Dingle about a young woman's coming of age during the Prague cheese crisis of 1934. The protagonist in the story is short, has a stubby nose used for rooting grubs and is obscenely hairy. Just like me.

There it is - just like a fairly tale. Man.
sterling_sonya

Sport climber
Portland, ME
Jul 6, 2007 - 12:54pm PT
Much as I would've liked to remain anonymous, I felt it would've been somewhat suspect and a dead giveaway when all my posts ended in "Buy Sterling Rope!"

-Sonya

Buy Sterling Rope!
handsome B

Gym climber
SL,UT
Jul 12, 2007 - 01:03pm PT
poop*ghost

Trad climber
Denver, CO
Jul 12, 2007 - 02:40pm PT
holy crap... I'm sorry if anybody saw that!



Poop Ghost was the name of a band in college some friends of mine started. The name didn't stay for very long. The band long since broke up.

I always thought it was funny... and I like *'s.
taco bill

Trad climber
boulder, co
Jul 12, 2007 - 02:50pm PT
I did see that and was going to give you a little shi t, so to speak.
poop*ghost

Trad climber
Denver, CO
Jul 12, 2007 - 05:48pm PT
sorry bro - I guess the server I pulled an image from had a mean admin!
spud

climber
Jul 12, 2007 - 06:00pm PT
Idaho farm girl. Husband always called me "Spud", or sometimes he calls me "Tractor Girl".
goatboy smellz

climber
colorado
Jul 12, 2007 - 07:01pm PT
What do you think it means?




Rocky5000

Trad climber
Falls Church, VA
Jul 12, 2007 - 08:41pm PT
Kind of obvious, actually - it's from a throwaway joke in the brilliant, seminal comic space opera SPACEBALLS (the movie).
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
May 17, 2008 - 12:25am PT
Bump....

Lynne, This will help you with people's gender...identity


Some tacoos - missing from this thread.
murcy

climber
San Fran Cisco
May 17, 2008 - 01:15am PT
ha ha, i still have that one in my record albums box that i haven't opened since two moves ago. i especially miss the fleshtones and the neats.

my name arose in virtue of my precious, amazingly generous soul. or else because it's the closest thing to my initials that wasn't taken yet...i forget which.
HighGravity

Trad climber
Southern California
May 17, 2008 - 01:24am PT
I started lurking here after a horrible climbing day, which began after eating a large pancake breakfast. The gravity in my @$$ felt higher that day.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Idaho
May 17, 2008 - 01:44am PT
Being named Kirk instantly made me "Captain" when I arrived in the Valley. A couple years later I took a fall & headbutted El Cap pretty good, so 'Skully' was born. Another Lloydism(their #'s are vast in the Valley).
Robb

Social climber
Pick Up Truck Heaven
May 17, 2008 - 01:59am PT
My folks, but to start with it was Robbie
BITD, in the ditch I earned the name "Cat Box"
Don't ask.
Barbarian

Trad climber
all bivied up on the ledge
May 17, 2008 - 02:01am PT
While living in the ditch back in 1980, I ran into a nurse who wanted to start climbing. I took her up Monday Morning Slab (right side) for her first climb. On the way up I spotted a cool line to the left. After a few weeks of climbing we went up and did the FA of the new line. We named it Barbarian (old school 5.9) - a combination of her name (Barb) and my nickname (Ian). I took this as my ST name to honor that perfect day and a great friend. Sure wish I knew where she was now.
As for the climb...someone else climbed it some years later, and thinking it was a new FA, named it something else (now graded 5.10a - told you it was old school 5.9!).
dipper

climber
May 17, 2008 - 02:29am PT
Climbing cracks on hot sweaty days in The Valley long ago turned me into a chalk addict.

Some called me the big dipper as I stalled before pulling (or falling off) the crux.

I really like the Ouzel, or Water Dipper.

So dipper seemed a good fit.
Wonder

climber
WA
May 17, 2008 - 02:32am PT
chit, this is a cool thread, I kinda ignored "well my name is.."
but punk roy left the valley to be a bike messenger in SF (sue lacey did it&she said it was cool&I would be good@it.) One day a name tage show up in my box "Roy Wonder" Dun Deal. '80es!
Delhi Dog

Trad climber
Good Question...
May 17, 2008 - 03:26am PT
Yes, what a cool thread thanks for bringing it back as I am a late addition too and never saw it...

When I signed on it seemed everyone had one so...

There is nothing more pathetic than a street dog in Delhi where I'm currently living, and, since I spend so much time cruising and exploring the streets and back alleys here instead of being where my heart is (the Sierra) I figured it fit pretty well.

Cheers,
DD

BASE104

climber
An Oil Field
May 17, 2008 - 05:06am PT
This is my BASE number. The numbers are over a thousand now, so it means that I am an old fart. They used to do night BASE numbers, and that one is 32.

For years my buds and I used to go to the valley and climb our asses off without ever really getting into the scene. Meaning I climbed hard every day and didn't know anything about the deli. I spent most of a year there in the mid eighties and got my nickname, "Herndie." Bobbi Bensman is walking over from the lodge and yells, "Herndie!" Which is sort of a take off of my last name.

Fish and Bill Russell were there and tortured me with it endlessly. They would be on the other side of Camp 4 and yell it out.

It was only about a year, but somehow it followed me home and to this day people call me that...Even people who don't climb.

Also, it pays to use an alias when you are posting to the "soloing on acid" thread.
Dickbob

climber
Colorado
May 17, 2008 - 08:24am PT
My first name is Richard and my middle name is Robert. I got the nickname back in the Zonerland days in the Superstitions.
rick d

Social climber
tucson, az
May 17, 2008 - 10:38am PT
dick bob!

you found us!

mine name is short for gimp.
me_dardo

Mountain climber
italy
May 17, 2008 - 11:24am PT
dunque: in italian me_dardo is something like me_arrow in english, so "me as an arrow"; dardo is not an usual word (arrow is freccia), but a literary one...già troppo contorto per un americano?
scooter

climber
fist clamp
May 17, 2008 - 01:30pm PT
I was living in Fort Collins and a guy riding one of those little razor scooters came by and kicked my friends dog and started shizzle talking for no reason. He was saying "You cant rap b#tch" and other Eminem type stuff. My bud and I couldn't catch him to beat his arse because we had been ice climbing and were in mtn boots. So I went in and put on running shoes and chased him down and beat his lights out. And while I was doing it I was saying "scooters and jive talk is a mistake buddy". Then I needed an email address and my name Patrick Warren was taken. So I put in scootersandjivetalk@hotmail.com and it worked. That was almost a decade ago.
Chiloe

Trad climber
Lee, NH
May 17, 2008 - 02:53pm PT
Mine came from the random number generator in my head. "What's your screen name?" rec.climbing
asked, so I typed the name of a place I had travelled once, on a day when it felt like the end of the world.


F10 Climber F11 Drinker

Trad climber
medicated and flat on my back
May 17, 2008 - 04:09pm PT
I stole it

I remember seeing it in an old "Off Belay" magazine along with some other cartoons. It reminded me of the good ole days in the seventies. I don't think wake and bake was even a term back then, but there was always plenty of herb and malt liquor around. Not sure what weighted more the rack of nuts or all the brew stuffed in the the sack.

Climbing alot at JT the use of " F " ratings seemed appropriate, being that is what was used in the early guides.


Wish I could claim some creativity but not so, hell I have to still hunt and peck on the keyboard. Probably a good thing, can't get all carried away and long winded.

And no I am not hiding, it is my real email,

jb
scooter

climber
fist clamp
May 17, 2008 - 06:13pm PT
Chiloe-

I like that pic of the water front homes. Where is that at?

P
Redwreck

Social climber
Los Angeles, CA
May 17, 2008 - 06:25pm PT
Mine's a nickname given me by my beloved girlfriend. It's a contraction of "redneck" and "trainwreck". She's a little snarky, my girlfriend. But I like it so much that I use it for my domain name too.
deuce4

climber
Hobart, Australia
May 17, 2008 - 06:32pm PT
Middendorf--->Dusseldorf-->Deucey-->Deuce

Chiloe

Trad climber
Lee, NH
May 17, 2008 - 06:37pm PT
scooter -- both photos are from that day on Isla de Chiloé.
midarockjock

climber
USA
May 17, 2008 - 06:41pm PT
I'm middle age.
originalpmac

Trad climber
May 17, 2008 - 07:53pm PT
I tried to enter my nickname, P-Mac, (short for Pierce McConnell) that I had since I was a baby on some site, don't remember which and it was taken. I was like, no way, I AM the original p-mac, hence the moniker.
hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
May 17, 2008 - 08:01pm PT
I had arrived in Tuolumne by freight train and hitch hike. I was climbing with some climbers from Orange County. I was bullshitting about this and that and Steve Araiza gave me the name of HoboDan the man who's done everything
clustiere

Trad climber
berkeley ca
May 17, 2008 - 11:19pm PT
Savage-kizo or Highdessert DJ gave me mine on an El Cap route. I kept shortfixing and tangling up all the lines at every belay, so it evolved by about pitch seven or eight. I preffered dances on hooks because I am stupid and bounce around on hooks but that was to foo foo.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
May 18, 2008 - 12:26am PT
I have to follow AF. . . KISS.
and it sounds better than dumbsh#t!
martygarrison

Trad climber
The Great North these days......
May 18, 2008 - 12:28am PT
my name is Marty Garrison, my STF name is martygarrison. I had to get really creative.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
May 18, 2008 - 12:49am PT
Saturday night, just back from a wedding. They all promise to stay together thru thick or thin, but I almost got up after the vows and said, "You better darn well mean it". Tired of the two year stand. Some only last 360 days!!!

To calm down, when I got home I got onto ST and started reading this thread.

Mind boggling! Tarbuster, now I see awhile back when I asked you why TB was your handle you said you weren't quite sure. I'm still not quite sure haha!

Nita, as always you are the best trying to educate this neophyte in the ways of the topo. Even tho I HATE labels I think I am somewhat memory challenged cause I will NEVER remember all this.

Of all the entry's Deuce 4 is the most enegmatic. How do you go from Middendorf to Dusseldorf (German cities) to Deucey to Deuce and you say you are from Australia. Puzzling!

Finally, I think most of you know this, and I don't want to be a downer on a weekend night, but Todd Gordon started a Thread for my husband on ST when he died. (THANK YOU Todd, it was awesome.) I had never heard of ST and wanted to log on to read all the great messages people wrote in.

So being the in step German I hate to be. When they asked for my name I gave it to them, as well as the city. DUHHH!

People have suggested I could contact Chris Mc and change my name. But, you know what? I like being real to all you great ST people. I got to meet a really neat guy at the Josh Reunion, George Z. We had some fun time discussing life around the fire pit. I told G.Z. what you see and hear is what you get. That's Lynne. OAO
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
May 18, 2008 - 01:36am PT
I actually taught global survival in the military.
Didn't I say that already?......
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
May 18, 2008 - 01:42am PT
I guess it's pretty late and I'm grasping at straws, so to speak, but what the heck is global survival in the military specifically?

I mean this with no disrespect. I just don't know what it means. Thanks for an answer. lrl
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
May 18, 2008 - 01:48am PT
Lynne,
That cracked me up...guess I thought it was obvious.
It means that I was certified to teach:
Arctic
Desert
Jungle
Temperate
Ocean
Coastal
Evasion

Global survival...get it?
Jennie

Trad climber
Idaho Falls
May 18, 2008 - 02:38am PT
I didn't know SPUD was an Idaho farm girl!

I thought it was just Rokjox and me against the rest of the world.
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
May 18, 2008 - 02:43am PT
There's a company in Vancouver called SPUD = Small Potatoes Urban Delivery. You can order food on line from them, and they deliver it. Mostly good stuff.
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
May 18, 2008 - 02:48am PT
Dick Bob, how's things? I was just looking at past posts and saw your's. The Zonerland thing caught my attention.

Small world, I see that Ricky D caught that too.

Jay Anderson
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
May 18, 2008 - 02:52am PT
Jennie, tacoette, Sue Lacey- also lives in Idaho Falls.
Jennie

Trad climber
Idaho Falls
May 18, 2008 - 05:20am PT
Thanks, Nita. Do you remember her supertopo I.D.? I guess I havent been paying attention?
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
May 18, 2008 - 11:15am PT
supertopo name?
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
May 18, 2008 - 11:38am PT
Survival- Ah ha! And you thought my question was stupid. I've discovered a key area of the globe missing on your list, namely THE MALL! Still haven't learned how to survive a foray into one.(or Walmart for that matter)hahaha.

ps-had a pretty good idea what Global Survival is. Just wanted to see what you would say. Nice short list! lrl
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
May 18, 2008 - 11:48am PT
Jennie, her taco I.D. is Lacey, i just checked and she lives is Bosie...oops.. She rarely posts, but I know she lurks a bit.
Dick_Lugar

Trad climber
Indiana (the other Mideast)
May 18, 2008 - 12:12pm PT
I've always had an inclination for porn and politics, which is why I spend alot of time on ST!
Ferretlegger

Trad climber
san Jose, CA
May 18, 2008 - 01:42pm PT
Sometime back in the 1980's Donald Katz wrote an amazing short story in Outside magazine called "The King of the Ferretleggers", which purported to be a true expose of the old English art of Ferretlegging, and it's master, Reg Mellor. Any climber OWES it to oneself to find this on the web and to read it. Anyway, my whole life has involved the figurative insertion of hungry ferrets into my pants to see how long I could stand it, so "ferretlegger" seemed an appropriate moniker. In the final paragraph, Reg Mellor describes what I perceive to be my whole philosophy of life summed up in a single pithy sentence:

But Reg Mellor refuses to acknowledge that his talent is made of the stuff of heroes, of a mixture of indomitable pride, courage, concentration, and artless grace. "Naw noon o' that," said the king. "You just got be able ta have your tool bitten and not care."

Pretty much sums it up for most of us old farts, doesn't it?

Michael Jefferson
MisterE

Social climber
My Inner Nut
May 18, 2008 - 02:54pm PT
Erik + male = MisterE
Jennie

Trad climber
Idaho Falls
May 18, 2008 - 09:04pm PT
Nita and Rokjox: Thank you.

There are several people on the Wyoming side of the Tetons who follow Supertopo,also, but rarely post.
Michelle

Trad climber
Fort Sam
May 18, 2008 - 09:54pm PT
its my name. I also have a couple other names elsewhere although the latest is armygirl. I heard "re-TARD" alot for a couple months but that was more a collective name than individual.
goatboy smellz

climber
colorado
May 18, 2008 - 10:59pm PT
goat started in little league football because I liked to rouse the other team players and try and get there goat or a least make them angry which made for better football, this eventually turned to goatboy.

Fast forward to '90 or '91 when I was living in NYC. A partner and I were buildering around on the big retaining walls in Riverside Park where someone had spray painted goatboysmellz on the wall just below this cool finger crack we were climbing. Being that I worked as a bike messenger all week then up to the Gunk’s every weekend I didn't always have a chance for a shower when I needed one therefore I created an odor that my friend mentioned I would have to soak in kerosene to ever get the stink off, this was the start and I thought the end of the goatboy smellz nickname.

Fast forward to 2006 and I wanted to respond to said friend who posts here to retort a story he was blabbering on about and getting a few details incorrect...so I tried goat and it was taken, then I tried goatboy and it was also taken, so I reach way back to goatboy smellz and surprise, surprise it was available.

I'm hurtin . . .

Ice climber
land of cheese and beer
May 18, 2008 - 11:10pm PT
I first signed on here while rehabbing from shoulder surgery (SLAP tear) a couple years ago, and I really was hurtin'. Even so, after 30+ years of climbing, and a host of other physical pursuits, it seems I'm ALWAYS hurtin somewhere. It's like there's a pain in side me that just bounces around and it gets more INTENSE as I get older.

Great thread, you guys are a hoot!

Dave Rone
spud

climber
May 18, 2008 - 11:24pm PT
Hey all you Idahoheads out there! I may in the minority being from the northern part of Idaho, on the shores of the shadowy St. Joe River, but I have lived (for a short time during my vagabond years) in Boise, Twin Falls, Moscow and many other small Idaho towns working various and sundry farmgirl jobs. I'll be back west of the Mississippi River for the majority of the summer this year, and I'll be in the Tetons for three weeks. Yeah!
Blowboarder

Boulder climber
Back in the mix
May 18, 2008 - 11:38pm PT
Yo spud, I'm in north idaho too. Bout 25 miles from the canadian border right now. Also, are you the tractor girl the route in that riggins cave is named after? As in, you humped the drill up there day after day? that's the way i heard the story anyway...


i got my handle from my buddy when i started kiteboarding. i pretty much wouldn't commit to anything that took me more than 15 minutes from the beach, because kiting is like surfing and riding pow, you gotta be there when it's good, not when it's convenient.

so after bailing on him from the golf course on like the 4th hole (again), he's all:

"fine, go f*#king blowboarding again.."

and it hasn't stopped.

sometimes i post as drater too. not on here tho.

at least i think not...


Pasha
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
May 18, 2008 - 11:52pm PT
Jennie, do you know dirtineye. He was adamant that we should meet. If you are the right Jennie, please post back. Then I will email you. Lynne
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
May 18, 2008 - 11:54pm PT
Blowboarder, I was just thinking of you. I was out turning on the H20 for our avocado grove and noticed THE FULL MOON. hahaha Lynnie
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
May 19, 2008 - 12:13am PT
I didn't read all 200 previous posts, but I don't think I chimed in before. Apologies for redundancy.

Here's my story:

Mom liked Melissa. Dad liked Danielle. Melissa Danielle had better metter than the converse, so mom got the first name and dad got the functional name. But when I became a student/professional name on a paper it was too complicated to be a M. Danielle. So I'm Melissa D.

Everytime I meet someone who says "Are you Melissa from Supertopo" I have to do my pennance in embarrassment for every stupid thing I've ever said here.
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
May 19, 2008 - 12:21am PT
Hee-hee...and that's why I'm not anony-moose. :-)
Jennie

Trad climber
Idaho Falls
May 19, 2008 - 03:20am PT
Hi north Idahoans! I don’t know many climbers from the panhandle but my brother married a girl from Bonner’s Ferry.

Hi Lynne, nice to read your posts on Supertopo. Yes, I think I’m the Jennie Dirtineye is writing (well or ill) of. Yes, feel free to email me anytime.
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
May 19, 2008 - 03:31am PT
Almost like Melissa said, One must accept the weight of one's own baggage. Long before there was the internet, and even before Neuromencer, there was, Jaybro.
Jingy

Social climber
Flatland, Ca
May 19, 2008 - 05:55am PT
I didn't "come up with" it.. Russ Walling... or Euro-Brief Guy did.

Hey Russ, EBG says he thought of the name, but I remember you coining the nickname. Any thoughts?
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
May 19, 2008 - 08:54am PT
Tradman was something I came up with before I was even computer literate in a short story that I hacked out on a typerwriter. Tradman was a cross between largo's liveing large and Ed Angers My America collum in the World Weekly News. When I first started posting on Neice as Tradman I stayed in charecter for awhile but the internet is a rough place and it didn't take too long for me to figuer out that Tradmans rants attracted agressive responses.. Ocasionaly I do slip back into a good Tradman rant though.. "There I was elbow deep in a nice OW crack down to my last 12 pack of PBRs when allong comes this driveling top roper, Now let me tell you, this punk was uglier than a clear plastic bacg full of smashed bleeding as#@&%es and weaker than the tail end of a tequila hangover..... anyways Tradman must have been taken so tradmanclimbs it was......
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
May 19, 2008 - 12:56pm PT
I was building a boat called a Tolman skiff, and there is a yahoo group for builders of that boat. When I started my yahoo e-mail I put in tolman_paul, tolman for the boat, paul is my first name. I used that e-mail account to set up my supertaco acct, and hence, tolman_paul.

BTW, here's the completed boat.


rockanice

climber
new york
May 19, 2008 - 01:27pm PT
No problem Vernon..oops.
snakefoot

climber
cali
May 19, 2008 - 01:38pm PT
from a game of hackey sack...
on another note, amazed at how some get fired up over posting under a real name...does it really matter? as if you didn't know who you hate already....
Double D

climber
May 19, 2008 - 01:51pm PT
Duh… I duno.




































Transplant

Boulder climber
Tahoe
May 19, 2008 - 01:59pm PT
I'm not originally from these parts. I grew up in the Midwest, but escaped a few years back. Not here long enough yet to be a local, but feel fortunate enough to have been transplanted here!
Buggs

Trad climber
Eagle River, Alaska
May 19, 2008 - 07:31pm PT
nee bee - very cool

Dragon With Matches - also very cool, when will someone adopt Born Cross-Eyed?

Buggs has been my nickname since 1982 when I taught Global Survival techniques in the military. I guess because I had a penchant for eating them...

Black ants taste like lemon-drops.
Earthworms are good if you purge the grit out of em'.
Grass hoppers taste like, you guessed it, grass. That is unless they are stir-fried in garlic butter, then they taste like chicken!!

Slugs taste like sh!t no matter how you prepare them. Eat them raw and you get their slug trail coated in your mouth that even tequila won't dissolve...

My real name is Mike.

Double D - those are hilarious and plump!
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
May 19, 2008 - 07:37pm PT
Some great stories, keep'em coming. Nice skiff, Tol. Real and spectacular, Double D.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
May 19, 2008 - 09:45pm PT
I HATED those "No Fear" stickers... So unfair.
Bob Loblaw

Trad climber
NW NJ
May 19, 2008 - 09:47pm PT
Say Bob Loblaw out loud.
tenesmus

Trad climber
slc
May 19, 2008 - 11:34pm PT
Unfortunately, if you've ever climbed with me you'd know that 'tenesmus' is basically the anxiety induced urge to poo.

I get that a lot.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Idaho
May 19, 2008 - 11:51pm PT
Yikes..
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
May 20, 2008 - 12:52am PT
Fear said: I HATED those "No Fear" stickers... So unfair.

heh, then imagine how I feel when someone says "fvck off"
and I'm thinking to myself, "not without my permission"
Dr. Rock

Ice climber
Castle Rock
May 20, 2008 - 01:03am PT
I'm a Motorhead freak.

Doctor Rock is a classic, and this is a climbing forum, so...

"We sure ain't talkin doctor spock..."

"Here me talkin... Doctor Rock!"

Observe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhERq5abHI

nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Jul 17, 2008 - 04:52pm PT
Well, Mr tolman_paul?......




edit: Wow, beautiful boat!
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Jul 17, 2008 - 06:24pm PT
I was stolen at birth by some Indians. A Chinese Trader came by and offered them a yen for me...so they started calling me yen which morphed to Lynne.

Now, the Indians knew a German fur trader whose last name was, Grosse Fuss, meaning Big Foot. GF took a liking to little yen and started calling her yen fuss....then he noticed how light on her feet she was. "Yen is Leicht on sie fuss" he would often chuckle."

Evolution occurred and over eons yen fuss became

LYNNE LEICHTFUSS

Here I thought I was named by my mother, turns out I didn't even have one.
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Jul 17, 2008 - 06:30pm PT
nita,

scroll back a page.
Chewbongka

climber
लघिमा
Jul 17, 2008 - 06:40pm PT
Me too Lynne!
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Jul 17, 2008 - 07:30pm PT
chewie, at least your mommie was creative.... :}

xtrmecat

Trad climber
Kalispell, Montanagonia
Jul 17, 2008 - 07:31pm PT
Comes from my snowmobile racing/riding days. A snowmobile here is a snowcat or cat. Everyone else dabbled in 110 horsepower and I went to 215 in an ultralight chassis. Went some pretty wild places at some pretty wild speeds. Even put it on the plates on my pickup. Always been my e-mail address.
Folks I climb with call me burly Bob, donno though, must be my petite size, six foot and 250 lbs.
Bob
mike

climber
I have no clue
Jul 17, 2008 - 07:41pm PT
My mommy gave it to me. She was going to name me Matt but changed her mind at the last second.
hafilax

Trad climber
East Van
Jul 17, 2008 - 08:05pm PT
I hail from Halifax, Nova Scotia of all places but now call Vancouver home.

My buddies and I would jokingly call it Hafilax. I wanted a consistent name for message boards and thought that it would be unique enough. So far so good.
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jul 17, 2008 - 09:48pm PT
I tried variations of Joe first, but they were taken,
so, went back to when I was really little.
At one time, there were FOUR Joes in the family,in the same house on holidays,
so me youngest, Joey.
BurnRockBurn

climber
South of Black Rock City
Jul 17, 2008 - 09:55pm PT
I go to burningman-----climb rock-----then go back to burningman. Its a simple life.
BRB
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Jul 17, 2008 - 10:09pm PT
Chewie, check it out...looked up my primordal roots...I was wrong my mother had nothing to do with it....I was stolen by Indians, and named by a Chinaman and a German Fur Trader...just go back one page for Lynne's exciting adventure.
Ola Girl

Trad climber
Thousand Oaks, CA
Jul 19, 2008 - 06:40pm PT
Ola Girl was a nickname given to me when I worked at Warner Bros. Records - I use it because it's easy to remember. How "Ola Girl" came about is not a very exciting story so I won't bore you with the details, but its origins are "Hola" as in "Hello", not "Ola" as in "Wave".

Here's a pic of me with my co-worker, Matt, at the WBR Christmas party. His nickname was "Little House". Any of you tough climbers care to admit that you know why?

Olagirl and Little House:
Lasti

Trad climber
Budapest
Jul 21, 2008 - 12:35pm PT
Simply put, it's my name. My very own nickname. Everyone calls me that, friends, climbing partners, colleagues, even family. Made frome the abbreviation of my family name, Lastofka. I don't know if that counts as hiding behind an alias or not... and I don't really care.

Lasti
Blitzo

Social climber
Earth
Jul 21, 2008 - 04:06pm PT
I can't figure out how I became Blitzo.
nutjob

Stoked OW climber
San Jose, CA
Jul 21, 2008 - 04:16pm PT
Ola Girl, I was totally into Little House on the Prairie when I was a kid. But we only had one TV channel, so I learned to like what we had.

edit: Oops, I should have read you said tough guy climbers. I'm just the neutered nutjob type.
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Oct 10, 2008 - 12:44pm PT
Lots of folks missing...
Prod?
Adetesman?
p-dub?
Officerugg?
fish finder ;-)
Sparky?

and many others??????

edit: locker, maybe your answer is close? just guessing, Albert Ingalls=Matthew Laborteaux
Ottawa Doug

Social climber
Ottawa, Canada
Oct 10, 2008 - 02:22pm PT
Tom Evans called me 'Ottawa Doug' and that was it.
Shrug

Trad climber
Oct 10, 2008 - 02:32pm PT
Had it for years...

I work IT.

nuff said.
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
thats what she said...
Dec 30, 2008 - 10:43pm PT
My name is from "Big trouble in little china" a B-movie with kurt russel and kim kattrall. Porkchop Express was the name of Kurt's truck. I personally am not porky-- just was on a cheesy movie kick when I made this account.
apogee

climber
Dec 30, 2008 - 11:19pm PT
Apogee has been a pet word since high school, denoting the highest and/or furthest point of anything. Yes, it is a bit geeky.

Nothing to do with astronomy, though most people seem to be familiar with it's use in that context.
bluNgoldhornet6

Big Wall climber
Tampa, Fl
Dec 30, 2008 - 11:25pm PT
The colors look awesome flying thru the sky on a jet (Blue Angels).
would be kinda cool to earn a RESPECTABlE ST name tho
justthemaid

climber
Los Angeles
Dec 30, 2008 - 11:29pm PT
QUoTe: "I can't figure out how I became Blitzo. "

I can.... :)


Mine- I was too damn chicken to lead climb for the first 4 years, but I became a whiz at cleaning gear. Never left a piece behind. Thus... the Maid.
Barcus

Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, Ca.
Jan 28, 2009 - 05:03pm PT
Needed something quick, my name is Marcus, my dogs name is Barkley, I will now be "Barcus" for all of eternity.
(I was gonna change it to Pinnhead, but no can do) lol
DanaB

climber
Jan 28, 2009 - 08:47pm PT
Dana Bartlett
EASy Pilot

Mountain climber
Jan 28, 2009 - 09:26pm PT
It's my job and the really cool ones like Deuce and Dingus were already taken.
Rudder

Trad climber
Santa Rosa, CA
Jan 28, 2009 - 09:30pm PT
I fly model airplanes. lol

http://www.ruddermayhem.com
Coldfinger

Mountain climber
Bethany, CT
Jan 28, 2009 - 09:32pm PT
I love ice climbing even tho I'm kind of border line Raynaud's Syndrome i.e. I get really cold hands and its a play on the old James Bond movie. Use it on NEIce also and was surprised nobody else had taken it
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Jan 28, 2009 - 10:56pm PT
When i was a kid i was really hyper, and talked a lot.
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Jan 29, 2009 - 12:09am PT
Myself and two other yahoos from Issaquah went to college in E-burg 30 years ago and had the nicknames Studly Steve, Tough Todd, and Burly Brian. I still climb, bike and ski with these guys and although I may not be that studly anymore, the other two gentlmen are rowdy athletes still.
omg, I am still laughing over the Melissa Gilbert comment by Locker a fews posts back....Why was the guy named Little House? oh sh#t thats funny....
nevenneve

Trad climber
St. Paul, MN
Jan 29, 2009 - 06:37pm PT
Reading too many outdated books. Neven is an older way of saying to mention and neve is snow. Needless to say I won't retire to Florida when I'm old and broken.
pip the dog

Mountain climber
the outer bitterroots
Feb 14, 2009 - 10:11pm PT

most all of my pals call me dogboy. this a name my beloved grandfather who came over from galway late in life (with my mom) came up with for me when i was like 4 or 5. i always thought it was because i loved dogs and they forever seemed to love me. to this day i can walk into a dog park and in a heartbeat surrounded in a clusterfook of all the many dogs there. (i suspect i just smell like a dog biquit).

but i guessed wrong. it was only on his deathbed that my beloved (wicked smart and funny) grandfather told me the real meaning of what remains my primary names. he explained that in the irish gaelic of his native inishmere, actual references to actual dogs were always done by their given names. while any reference to the generic "dog" was assumed locally to be a reference for bad luck.

so he came up with this name for me after like five or six trips to the local ER when i was like 4 or 5. stuff like blood everywhere when i bit the shite out of my tongue after a brother put me in the dryer then turned it on. or another case of blood everywhere when i wiped on on my bicycle with a plastic whistle in my mouth. or the broken arm when i decided that it was a good idea to jump off the 3rd floor fire escape with an umbrella (worked for batman).

if you show up enough times at the same ER as a kid they eventually send out a social worker, which they did in this case. my mom was fine with that and soon clearly demonstrated that i was not being abused, i was just a moron.

now as i rocket into my dotage (44 and counting) i am increasingly uncomfortable with the 'boy' part. besides, it is redundant: all dogs are boys. the ladies of the species are properly called bitches. the only proper use of the word.

so i wanted my name to be just 'dog' - but that was already taken. so i went with one of my favorite characters in my favorite book, 'pip' - but that too was already taken.

so i ended up with 'pip the dog' not great, but good enough.
~~~

somebody show me how to edit this endless drivel into a reasonable post. sheesh.


pip the dog. aka dogboy ( ^,,^ --his mark)
cheater stick

Trad climber
Mill Valley CA
Feb 15, 2009 - 06:26pm PT
My shorter friends started calling me cheater stick when I would reach past crux holds that they had to use and the name stuck. At 6'4" in tall but not super tall.

Never used an actual cheater stick I'm proud to say . . .

They'd call me CS for short!
Jack Burns

climber
Feb 16, 2009 - 02:37am PT
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Feb 16, 2009 - 02:51am PT
nice Cosmic...

[url="http://home.comcast.net/~e.hartouni/audio/Jean-Luc_Ponty-Ethereal_Mood.mp3"]Ethereal Mood[/url] from Cosmic Messenger, Jean-Luc Ponty
hooblie

climber
May 8, 2009 - 06:21pm PT
last name is hooven. so hoov, hoovie on occasion, since forever.
ed barry used to lead some rhythm sections in the parking lot where each of us were given a part on whatever bucket, carhood, or hubcap sounded good. not that i had any talent. when he got it dialed in he would do something impressive on top of all that. pretty much passed as an uprising to the tourists. someone said the hooblies were restless, at some point there's no turning back
KathyS

Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
May 8, 2009 - 08:54pm PT
Boring - my first name and last initial.

Thanks for the Jean-Luc Ponty hit. Now I'm going to have to get out some of my old cassettes that I haven't listened to in a decade.
Jingy

Social climber
Flatland, Ca
May 8, 2009 - 09:19pm PT
It was decided for mem by Russ Walling at Whiskey Creek Bar and Grill in Bishop California....

Check with him

(Later information/Write-In vote - My buddy euro-brief-guy (he should chime in on that "supertopo name" too) stated recently that he had thought of, or dubbed my name.... But that's not my memory of the events...

And before this turns into a bloody riot... it doesn't matter to me who had come up with the name...

Because it stuck, and now I just live with it

Cheers
dogtown

climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
May 8, 2009 - 09:30pm PT
I’m not sure but I think it was the surf thing and the neighborhood .
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
May 8, 2009 - 10:51pm PT
No deto connection?

it's z-boy thing?
sweatyballs

Trad climber
May 9, 2009 - 02:25am PT
After living in Phoenix for five years and enduring long, bushwack approaches, snakes, heat which resulted in some serious itchiness down there... It was either that or grippedclimer as I get gripped too much... Sweatyballs is much funnier...
72hw

Trad climber
Pasadena, CA
May 9, 2009 - 03:06am PT
72HW = 72 Hour Weekend
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
X
May 10, 2009 - 10:42pm PT
chicken skinner named me ...due to my legendary ability to do nothing ...
tithaf

Trad climber
Colorado Plateau
May 10, 2009 - 11:06pm PT
my climbing partner and colleague in SB was stunned at my prodigious flatulence and my capacity to find hilarity in the audible aspect of others'

hence -> tHIS iS tOM hE'S aNNALLY fIXATED = tithaf

his was TIMHUA - i'll let others guess with the hint that his name is 'Mike'
cowpoke

climber
May 12, 2009 - 09:05am PT
These answers are really fun to read: many are funny, many are really clever, and some are both. My reason is neither funny nor clever and has little to do with climbing, I suppose. On my father’s side of the family, most folks made/make their living off the cattle industry or related agriculture industries. As many rebellious children do, I ran as far from these professions as I could: academia. Although I love my job, I prefer the plain-spoken, humble attitude of ranchers and farmers to the (all too common) fancy-spoken, arrogant attitude of academics. [The latter stereotype would not apply to any of the academics posting on ST, of course.] Moreover, and somewhat ironically, my first professor gig was at a university with a cowboy mascot; not to mention that many of my students were, in fact, cowboys/cowgirls. I have since left that school, but kept the name, primarily because I like to think of “cowpoke” as a figurative return to my roots.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 12, 2009 - 09:28am PT
My parents gave it to me.
Steve L

climber
Sur
May 12, 2009 - 12:37pm PT
My first name is Steve. My last name starts with an L.
Indoor Industry Outsider

Social climber
Your Starbuck's Parking Lot
May 12, 2009 - 02:19pm PT
I don't know what to make of y'all that insist on continuing to use your given names on ST.

Ma and pa gave me a name too, which I used proudly for many years in my real life as a climber.

But I am not what I once was . . . since I am now a SuperTopian who lives this exclusively virtual life, I, like Gatsby--who "sprang from his Platonic conception of himself"--have bestowed upon myself a NEW name which I use for my NEW life as an inhabitant of this ideal, utopian, dream-world we call SuperTopo.

Aye-Aye Oh
hooblie

climber
May 12, 2009 - 02:26pm PT
jim, if the implication is that they might have named you otherwise, we commend your choice to make them proud.

not that you would have failed to toil so nobley under the more obscure,

Otherwise
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 12, 2009 - 02:31pm PT
When I signed up for ST I was such a luddite I didn't know how to do a nickname.
allapah

climber
May 12, 2009 - 05:12pm PT
Inupiaq for "cold!" "it's cold!" "I am really really cold!"
GOclimb

Trad climber
Boston, MA
May 13, 2009 - 12:09pm PT
My initials are GO, and that's how I've always signed everything I've ever written.

On the plus side, when I say "GO" at the end of every post, it seems to help encourage people to respond. Not what I intended, but it's a nice fringe benefit.

Cheers!

GO
rectorsquid

climber
Lake Tahoe
May 13, 2009 - 01:55pm PT
When I was much younger, around 18, my best friend would fill out those "get a free club membership" forms and would write my last name as rectorsquid. I have no idea why he did it. It's a good user name since it is always available.

Dave
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
May 13, 2009 - 02:03pm PT
Tomaselli, yeah right...I liked your other name better

*Elmer J Snake navel*............ oops late now..heading out the door
NFB

Mountain climber
SLC UT
May 13, 2009 - 04:21pm PT
My buddy Tom Torkelson, world class climber and mountain guide and now a permanent resident of Argentina gave me the middle inital F.

A number of years ago I moved to Wyoming from Utah in search of alpine terrain, high adventure, skiing and better paid work. I had met Tom in Zion and we were fast friends. My second summer here, Tom told me I would earn the middle intiial F if I climbed the North Face of the GFT. (Grand F&$*@^g Teton) So, my buddy Joe and I proceeded to smoke the north face route in 12 hours (car to summit)on Solstice 2002 thus both earning our F.

So, with joking pride, I can substitued my Allen of Nathan Allen Brown with a F. and there you have NFB
TMO

Trad climber
Puyallup, WA
May 13, 2009 - 04:42pm PT
I figured if Alex Rodriguez could be A-Rod, Jennifer Lopez could be J-Lo, why can't I, Troy Moss be T-Mo????
Also a buddy of mine always refers to my band as the "troy moss outfit" then began refering to me as T.M.O.
oldtopangalizard

Social climber
ca
May 13, 2009 - 11:51pm PT
So NFB, you are the climbing version of Bucky F**king Dent.
TYeary

climber
May 13, 2009 - 11:52pm PT
Born with it.
Tony
tom Slater

Trad climber
CA
May 13, 2009 - 11:57pm PT
Birth certificate
Rich the Brit

Trad climber
San Ramon, CA
Aug 3, 2009 - 11:50pm PT
Catching up with this thread after a long vacation away from the Taco forum...

I many other sites I go by the name blokeonarope - meant to be a take on the 70s fad for soaponarope.

On the Taco I go by Rich the Brit cos my first name is Richard and... er... I am unmistakenly British (now a long time resident in the USA). I still get asked if I am an ozzie, kiwi, etc. I think people are trying to be polite - typically antipodeans hate being mistaken for their cousins. I was once asked by a turo in the valley if I was from Texas???

Rich the Brit was an attempt to help people identify me when they ran into me in the valley. In truth, it was a bit of overkill - climbing on double 9 mils, a rack of WC friends, an extreme prejudice against any brand of nuts other than DMM, an untreatable addiction to tea, my strange climbing calls ("Safe"), and endless rantings about all things gritstone, didn't really need any embellishment.

Richard Hare
Embassador of Her Majesty the Queen to the Eastern Bay Area Territories
gunsmoke

Trad climber
Clackamas, Oregon
Aug 4, 2009 - 12:29am PT
Best bouldering traverse around!
Hardluck

Social climber
Just who wants to know...
Aug 4, 2009 - 12:34am PT
College nickname. Don't ask...
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Aug 4, 2009 - 08:21am PT
hey there, say, cowpoke... wow that was a nice down-home story... say, my buddies that work their ranch, would like seeing how you decided to get your supertopo name.. thanks for the share...


say, i already posted a ways back, but this is very interestng to keep up on, i will try to backtrack and read some more..


say, gunsmoke.. i just got done watching an old western, and they mentioned a name of a city in colorado, not sure if it was a fiction-city, or a real one.... its name was:

gunsmoke...

hmmmm, were you refering to perhaps a said-same (but true) city, when you mentioned:
the best bouldering around... ?

:)
Short4Bob

Trad climber
Morgantown, WV
Aug 4, 2009 - 10:15am PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG9HSqjGWKY

About 2:25 in.
Srbphoto

Trad climber
Kennewick wa
Aug 4, 2009 - 10:39am PT
Cinnamon Scotty was taken
Friend

climber
Aug 4, 2009 - 11:22am PT
I wanted something non-confrontational, as$hole.
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Aug 4, 2009 - 12:51pm PT
bitd, Russ Walling used to answer most queries asked of him "Don't know...can't say"..I seemed to remember hearing it a lot, and don't for the life of me know why I chose that when I signed on here, but I did. Go figure

but I used to go by many, many more nicknames, just as most S. Cal locals used to and usually bestowed by Mr. Walling.

Barbarian

Trad climber
slowly dying in the OC
Aug 4, 2009 - 01:16pm PT
stole it from a good climber
Anxious Melancholy

Mountain climber
Back of beyond
Aug 4, 2009 - 03:17pm PT
i'm sadly uncertain how it came about....it just sort of was/is an inescapable state of being...........
The Wolf

Trad climber
East SF Bay Area
Aug 4, 2009 - 06:57pm PT
My last name means Wolf in Swedish..............Strangely there is not a drop of swedish blood in me. Seems to have been some bad penmanship when my Grandfather signed on with a company around 1920.
Loomis

climber
*_*
Aug 4, 2009 - 09:09pm PT
Let's see, hmmm.. I was born with it : )
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Feb 20, 2011 - 09:30pm PT
Post up ...
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Feb 20, 2011 - 09:40pm PT
I live in Santa Cruz. I love to climb and to sail. My astrological sign is also Seagoat or Capricorn.
NigelSSI

Trad climber
BC
Feb 20, 2011 - 09:42pm PT
First name Nigel... From Salt Spring Island (aka SSI)

NigelSSI

Hiding behind an alias so I can spray, lie, steal, and cheat. NO ONE COULD EVER FIND ME!!!
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Feb 20, 2011 - 11:07pm PT
i had real bad acne when i was a kid.

i misspelled it here, and couldn't change it.
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Feb 20, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
I like to sew up cracks with pro. I am a coward. I am a girl. So this psuedo name fit.

Why not my own name? I was harassed endlessly by an old time climber who thought that you must be a pro-bolter or an anti-bolter. The world only comes in black and white. I am exhausted from years of constant vigilance resulting from his bolt war. I want to prolong peace in my climbing world.
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Feb 20, 2011 - 11:19pm PT
I eat obscene amounts of candy while climbing. Karo is corn syrup, cornsyrup is in candy, and there it is. I know it's bad for me but the energy level stays high.
Lacey

Social climber
Burns,Oregon
Feb 20, 2011 - 11:20pm PT
BITD, Before my Yose Days, I married a Brit in SF and I kept Lacey....
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Feb 21, 2011 - 12:01am PT
I came up with mine the easy way...I simply looked in a mirror.

"Brokedownclimber."
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
the green triangle, cali
May 18, 2012 - 10:36pm PT
lol, never saw this before. went on a family vacation to maui when i was about 8 and was fascinated with their native language. i made up a name for myself using ( i thought ) only letters in their alphabet and that i thought sounded hawaiian. its my handle/nickname for everything.

hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
May 18, 2012 - 10:49pm PT
I used to ride freight trains and hitchhike to get West. Steve Araiza used to call me "Hobo Dan the man who's done everything" It made me laugh and I chose that as my handle when I signed on to this place.
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
May 18, 2012 - 10:51pm PT
My names Kirk. Pretty obvious. Had a room mate named Kurt in college. Constantly getting screamed at by our other room mates ' cuz we had phone calls, only to be for the other one.Finally room mates just started askin' callers "Kurt or Captain"? .Name stuck . Here I am. :)
Tobia

Social climber
Denial
May 18, 2012 - 10:58pm PT
Kind of liked the sound of it.
Anastasia

climber
I'm simply missing my mama.
May 18, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
My parents gave it to me. I didn't bother with a handle since I didn't see the point.
Happy Idiot

Trad climber
Santa Fe
May 18, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
Jackson Browne's 'The Pretender' struck a chord with me long ago. To wit:

"I'm gonna be a happy idiot, and struggle for the legal tender...."

But, things are now looking up, and I'm presently transitioning into an actually interesting line of employment; hopefully no more mundane struggle for the legal tender.

Chris


/Wait, shouldn't I be on the Friday-night-posting-while-drunk-thread istnead?
zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 18, 2012 - 11:18pm PT
I was trying to figure out just exactly what happened to Steve McKinney. I chanced upon the Steve McKinney thread on ST. At some point I decided to make a comment, but I couldn't without signing up. Looked around, liked the avatar of WBraun, so I contracted a high scholl nickname and became zBrown.

Also, Da Brim was taken.

not zero tolerance, zorro, zulu, zane, zackyfarms, zipitup
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
May 18, 2012 - 11:31pm PT
Spider fits in so many ways. I don't care for my real name; Chris. Having the last name Savage has been very fun. It's great to have a cool last name.

This nickname came to me in high school as direct result of a great man and a great skier, Spider Sabitch of Tahoe.
LilaBiene

Trad climber
May 19, 2012 - 12:12am PT
It's a made up word from two words that you wouldn't put together in German, but I thought they sounded nice together (and conveniently, almost always available as screen name).

lila Biene = "leelah beeneh" = purple bee

Fittingly...odd.
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
May 19, 2012 - 12:29am PT
I used to have bad Acne, and misspelled my nickname when I set up my profile here, and couldn't figure out how to change it.
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
May 19, 2012 - 12:36am PT
It was an alias used to go to the frat houses and drink their beer. No one on this forum would believe my given name, however. If we were one and the same person, it would have meant that one of the first climbers of the Salathe Wall would have been 8 years old at the time.
Captain...or Skully

climber
May 19, 2012 - 12:42am PT
Hi, Kirk! I'm Kirk. Waitaminute....Well, these days not many folks call me that.
Howdy anyways.
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
May 19, 2012 - 12:51am PT
Rather clever, really. I took my last name and attached the first letter of my given name.
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
May 19, 2012 - 12:59am PT
It's what they called my grandfather, & what I like being called.
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
May 19, 2012 - 01:05am PT
Sailing and climbing are two things I really love, plus it's my astrological sign. "seagoat" by itself was taken so I added SC standing for Santa Cruz, where I live. Some people glance at it and think its Scapegoat. Sometimes I've felt like that!


Susan
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 19, 2012 - 02:17am PT
'Cause it gets me a knowing nod when I enter Ireland. Thanks, Mum! (It's her
maiden name and, hence, my middle)
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
May 19, 2012 - 03:56am PT
I actually scrolled through this whole damn thread to see if I had already posted. I suffer from CRS(can't remember shit). Nope.

People have been calling me Wayno as long as I can remember. Even when they have never heard anyone else call me that. They have called me other weird sh#t, but that one rolls nicely.
nopantsben

climber
May 19, 2012 - 04:45am PT
well, about my name, there is not such a long story as some may think. haha
pb

Sport climber
Redlands Ca
May 19, 2012 - 06:22am PT
Before dirtbag was in vogue climbers in Yosemite were known as park bums or PBs. I considered Hazbin Wanabie, or Brahmaputra for new age cachet but...just my initials and who needs a nickname anyhow?
Philip Bone
Tung Gwok

Mountain climber
South Bend, Indiana
May 19, 2012 - 10:13am PT
Tung Gwok is the name I was given by the Acholi people of northern Uganda, the region where I do my fieldwork. It means "Horn of the Dog." The backstory is a local story that sometimes a mother dog gives birth in its litter to a dog with horns, but that we rarely see such dogs because the mother, seeing that the dog is weird, eats it before any human arrives. However, if a person is both fortunate and has tenacity, he/she can arrive in time and snatch the horn of the dog before the dog is eaten. Such a person then is protected by the horn from bad events. My fieldwork took me to live in the Internally Displaced Persons camps in northern Uganda during the war there. When I returned home without getting hurt or falling ill,the Acholi in diaspora gave me the name because they figured that I must have "tung gwok."
Josh Higgins

Trad climber
San Diego
May 19, 2012 - 10:17am PT

Very simple answer:

After watching so many people be disrespectful cowards and jerks to each other anonymously on the internet, I used that as a model of what not to do. I use my name, and try to be respectful, just like I would in person.

Josh
moacman

Trad climber
Montana
May 19, 2012 - 10:32am PT
When I first started to really climb in the 60's it was in the Bow Valley west of Calgary Alberta. The climbing club that I belonged to was full of limeys and scots that used nothing but knotted slings and stoppers (moacs) for pro so that was the way I thought climbig was suposed to be. Even when Friends came out I continued to use moacs for pro because I believed in a kind of silly way that cams were a form of cheating....anyway we were comming back from a climbing day and ran into a friend and his partner on the trail, my friend says to his partner hey look it's the moac man....so thats my story and I'm stickin to it...........

PS
My real climbing name is "The Moves" but thats another story..........

Stevo
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 19, 2012 - 10:37am PT
There is a Donini wine I stumbled across in Canada. Tried some, it was kind of low rent- perfect for the taco stand.
Da_Dweeb

climber
May 19, 2012 - 11:31am PT
I just took the very core of my essence and expressed it in two simple words. Been my nickname and the lyrics to the theme song of The Tick for 20 years now.
Dave

Mountain climber
the ANTI-fresno
May 19, 2012 - 11:47am PT
It wasn't taken in 2003.
briham89

Trad climber
los gatos. ca
May 19, 2012 - 11:52am PT
Brian Hamilton born in '89 = briham89 :D so creative I know...
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
May 19, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
ah, the rosetta stone.

bird as a last name is a curse in childhood, more fun as you get older.

using your own name is like living in a glass house.
ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
May 19, 2012 - 12:39pm PT
I cut my teeth climbing in the Gunnison Valley when I was attending Western State College. At that time, all of the license plates from there started with the letters YD - hence ydpl8s - kind of lets people in-the-know from whence I came, and now, you are all in-the-know.
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Montana, Whitefish
May 19, 2012 - 12:59pm PT
My avatar is in memory of a dog I had for 15 years. My furry friend died at the time I started joining internet discussion forums. His name was actually Chewy but that name is already taken on most forums.

My real name is in my profile so I don't feel like I'm being anonymous or hiding.
SicMic

climber
across the street from Marshall, CO
May 20, 2012 - 07:53pm PT
I walked into Neptune Mtnr one day and Charlie Fowler says "Hey, Sick Mic, what'd ya do today?" It just stuck, although the spelling is mine. I always thought it pretty funny, considering some of the crazy stuff that he'd done.
splitter

Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
May 20, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
Splitter. That should be fairly self explanatory. Most old school/trad climbers love splitters. And I was surprised to find that it hadn't been taken. I was thinking about adding something coy like splitterpunk, splitterho, or splitterjunkie, etc. but simply went with splitter.

But for me it has a double connotation. I use to be a 21/blackjack junkie/addict. Spent years(off & on)at it. Developed a strategy/system that worked. For example, I can recall going to various casino's in vegas(where i lived for a couple years)seventeen days in a row and doubling-quadrupling whatever money i entered with every time. And splitting cards is a strategy that can reduce the house/casino's edge. It is basic and fundamental. As is counting cards(imo). But there are times when it shouldn't be done(splitting). Someone would sit next to you and with a strong plus count running and everything looking sweet(rich deck), split every hand that could be split. Screwing up the whole strategy/count and usually take the dealers bust card(or my 21 card). For instance splitting two face cards(or even worse, two 5's)when the dealer had to hit. I called them splitters and I hated them.

edit: "junkie/addict" for example: i had clubs(there are allot of casino's/clubs in vegas)that i gambled at & those which i practiced at. I would usually gamble no longer than an hour or so. But i would 'practice'(counting, etc.)for hours on end. I can vividly recall entering one casino, to practice, at around 3:00 in the afternoon and sitting at a table for 14-16 hours straight. When i left, the sun had just begin to rise and people where waiting for buses to take them to work, etc.! It was a surreal moment...had an epiphany of sorts and i began a long process of reevaluating my lifestyle/habit.

EDIT: Yes, Charlie Fowler was definitely one sick dood(positive connotation). RIP!
splitter

Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
May 20, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
Tahoe Climber- "Is "Christ" weschrist's last name?"

No!

His first name is Wes, and his last name begins with "Christ......" I won't print it in full out of respect for his anonymity. And, although he use to hassel the sh#t out of me at times, I miss the dood. Generally had something positive or worthwhile to say which produced 'food for thought', made you think and occasionally reevaluate certain issues, etc.! And, although we may not have always agreed with each other, he stood up for what he believed to be true, therefore I greatly respected the guy.

He should be allowed back, imo!!

edit:@Tahoe Climber, btw, cool thread and thanks for starting it!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 20, 2012 - 09:50pm PT
He truly can't, folks.
Remember sh#t.
He can't remember me.
(I've never met him and I'm not sh#t.)
You know who, the dude at the top of the page,
I think it's a case of his parents''ses telling him
over and over, "Way no! You'll put your eye out, man."
Beats plain "W" or "u*u" any day.

I was named Brian, then Mouse in the 8th Grade took over. I was new to town,
and on my second day in eighth grade I was given the name. It was during a recess tag football game. I got thru on defense and tagged the QB so easily because I was so small I could hide behind Farmboy Monte and miss being blocked out of the play. I just "reached around." Geil started calling me Mouse because no one was sure of the n00b's name. Mouse style being unobtrusive but still a pest.
The next day Padilla calls my house, asks my mom, "Are you Mrs. Mouse? This is Micky (real name). Can I talk to your son...uh...Mouse?"
zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 20, 2012 - 10:05pm PT
^I'm following you, but a middle name of 'from' and last of 'merced'?

When I was growing up they often called me Speedo, though my real name was Mr. Earl.

I'm going out for a lollipop now.

EDIT: Could not find one. All there seems to be are tootsie roll pops and suckers.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 20, 2012 - 10:33pm PT
"They" told me there was already a "Mouse" avating the premices.
I shoulda gone With Love, too. From Merced sucks in lots and lots and lots of ways.


MWL is harder to type out, though.
Inner City

Trad climber
East Bay
May 20, 2012 - 11:00pm PT
You know I got the name from Bruce Brossman. I was climbin' in the Valley on weekends with an old hard man named Dave Holmes and then later Helga Brown was my partner.

Holmes introduced me to Bruce and somehow that name showed up. I'd played a lot of basketball on hard courts in Oakland and Berkeley and it maybe fit my poor mtn attire and bad crack climbing skills and 'urban' language use.

Bruce was always helpful and fun and I went with it when my topo time came.


Movin' down near the tracks this week actually...

Dave Reid
bit'er ol' guy

climber
the past
May 20, 2012 - 11:43pm PT
Read my post.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
May 21, 2012 - 01:42am PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Just for Lolli.
rectorsquid

climber
Lake Tahoe
May 21, 2012 - 11:42am PT
Some 30 years ago when we were young adults, my best friend would find those little forms that offered things like a month free health club membership, and he would fill them out with my information to be a pest. My last name is Rector and he would write down "Rectorsquid."

So that's it. In his memory, and because it's always a unique name on every site where I need a user name, I use that name much of the time.

Dave
zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 21, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
PS. isn't it really awful!? :-D

Chordettes Lollipop is much better, likewise tootsie roll pops vs lollis

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
May 21, 2012 - 04:21pm PT
It's so bad, it wouldn't be possible to satirize it.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
May 24, 2012 - 03:07pm PT
"Mind", he began, lifting one arm from the elbow, the palm of the hand outwards, so that, with his legs folded before him, he had the pose of a Buddha preaching in European clothes and without a lotus flower."
Edge

Trad climber
New Durham, NH
May 24, 2012 - 03:14pm PT
In the late 70's-early 80's I used to show a 1 1/2 hour slide show of my climbing exploits on the college outing club circuit. It was a blend of narrative and music (Floyd, Hot Tuna, Talking Heads, REM) and covered rock, ice, big walls, and mountaineering. The title was "Edge Games".

Move forward 20 years to when I become coach of the junior team at the Dover Indoor Climbing Gym. We needed a name, and wanted an original one, as other gyms were the lame "Cliffhangers" or "Wallcrawlers" and the like. I suggested the "Dover Edge" because it sounded like a sports franchise kind of name, and the kids voted for that as a team name. Afterwards the gym's owner laughed, as he had briefly considered naming the gym "Dover the Edge". I'm glad he didn't...

So, Edge has historic and current meaning for me, and I like it's simplicity.
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
May 24, 2012 - 03:31pm PT
Surprisingly enough, it was available.
Synchronicity

Trad climber
British Columbia, Canada
May 24, 2012 - 05:58pm PT
I was watching Return to Balance: A Climber's Journey and Ascending Rhythm and was enthralled watching Ron Kauk climb. He has always been an inspiration for me not only in his smooth uber-strong climbing ability but his mindset. If ever there was someone who seemed to belong on the rock it is Ron.

I was doing a lot of soloing around the time that I joined the tacostand and when I would solo, I would repeat in my head some quotes I had heard that helped my mindset, this one from Kauk in particular :

"When I find my balance, there's a synchronicity to every move, a connection to myself and all the world around me. These are truly magic moments."

For me it captured the essence of those magical days spent climbing where it all comes together in mind and body, hence Synchronicity.
Nibs

Trad climber
Humboldt, CA
May 24, 2012 - 05:59pm PT
Took a youth group out to a ranch for a horseback riding camp out many years ago. Rancher brought me a sleek young gelding - prancing, it looked fast. I explained that, uh, not sure that is for me. I was thrown many a time riding at my grandmother's (Nona) ranch in my youth - perhaps you have something a little 'slower?'

so they bring me out this old grey sway back mare partially blind in one eye. "Her name is Nibs." Perfect. and she was perfect. I, however, was the butt of many a joke all weekend.

When I signed up to ST I thought, ya know, I think I have arrived. I am Nibs, dammit!!
ontheedgeandscaredtodeath

Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
May 24, 2012 - 06:15pm PT
I just used my last name and my photo for my avatar. I don't have anything to hide.
zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 24, 2012 - 06:21pm PT
ABSOLUTELY HIDDIE!

YIKES!

Both renditions

Chordettes made it all the way to #2 on the charts in 1958.

Maybe a spoonful of "Sugar Daddy" will make the medicine go down. 3,368,862 viewers and counting. Did it chart? Ya got me. As far as I can tell Sugar Daddy is not taken on Super Topo.

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Zoo

climber
Fremont, CA
May 24, 2012 - 06:57pm PT
Zoo is what my classmates called me at West Point, a play on a shortened version of my last name.
labrat

Trad climber
Nevada City, CA
May 24, 2012 - 07:58pm PT
Worked in a lab. Mascot is a rat.......
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
May 24, 2012 - 08:01pm PT
I place a lot of pro - sew it up.
Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
May 24, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
There used to be a boulder at the turn off to the Saline Valley Hot Springs that had a big bat painted on it until the Park Service thought it best to bury it instead of just pushing it across the road to BLM land. It was known as "the bat rock". I guess I am paying respect to a small bit of Eastern California history. M
Sparky

Trad climber
vagabond movin on
May 24, 2012 - 11:36pm PT
Nickname from early rock climbing college years. I said "bullshit" a lot so it reminded my friends of Sparky from National Lampoons.
moacman

Trad climber
Montuckyian Via Canada Eh!
Nov 5, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
BUMP DE BUMP DE BUMP.........Let's hear some of the new ones......

Stevo
Ahwahnee Bartender

Big Wall climber
Fog Town
Nov 5, 2013 - 10:52pm PT
I was a bartender at the Ahwahnee Hotel. Get it?
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Nov 5, 2013 - 10:53pm PT
mine speaks for itself i think. started climbing summer 2012, started posting this march.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Nov 5, 2013 - 10:54pm PT
It was real tough.
The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Denial State U
Nov 5, 2013 - 11:01pm PT
It's my mother's maiden name.
jonnyrig

Trad climber
formerly known as hillrat
Nov 5, 2013 - 11:49pm PT
Well, my name is John. Hillrat was made up for a 4x4 forum and got carried over here somehow in the beginning.

Now, johnnyrig on the other hand, something like near twenty years ago before I was even old enough to drink, I had an old POS red international pickup. Think Sanford and Sons.
Anyway, I took it camping with my sister's friends to the big annual MelonFest (that's what we call it... got a constitution and all, as the whole idea stemmed from her poli-sci class, still happens every year. Lots of jello shots, sharpie, music...). Now, the big campout happens every year. On the last day "virgins" (who've never been there) get awarded their "melon name". I had no melon name yet.
The second day, the fuel pump in the old truck gave out after 4x4ing a two wheel drive truck up to Bassi Falls (you could do that back then). So, it being the old broke-down worthless truck that it was, I shot it. Put it out of it's misery and such. One in the hood, two in a tire. Tossed back a few shots myself in consolation.
Party on.
Last day of the big campout, everyone cleaned up, packed up, and left except three rigs... mine, my sis, and her good friend. The good friend proceeds to "go for a spin", whereupon he stuck his truck in a mudhole and burned the clutch so bad it nearly caught fire. So now we got three truckloads of cr&p and one working truck.
After a bit of head-scratching, I dismounted the shot tire and patched it up with I-don't-remember-what and some rubber cement (it was a split-rim, so I only really had to fix the tube and didn't even own a spare), siphoned gas from my tank to a 2 1/2 gallon can that I carried (because the gauge didn't work... engine dies, add two gallons, drive to nearest station), bungeed the can to the roof, and ran a six foot piece of hose through the new bullet hole in the hood directly to the carburetor. Voila! Two running trucks.
Then I pulled the stuck truck out of the mud, and we caravanned down the hill back to Sacramento (from about Lover's Leap. That's where Bassi falls is located). Had to stop every-so-often to siphon more gas from the tank and re-bungee the can to the top, so I could tow the burnt-clutch rig home.

And thus... my actual FULL original Melon nickname, which is forever gaining addendums, is "boomboomjohnnyrig".
At least they didn't call me d&%$head.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Nov 6, 2013 - 05:27am PT
my father came in my mother
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Nov 6, 2013 - 06:14am PT
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Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Nov 6, 2013 - 06:15am PT
Er

I'm from Vegas and I climb...tough huh. Haha

Jonny, my first vehicle was an IH as well, a 1960. My standard repair kit had baling wire and duct tape in it....I had to rebuild part of the throttle linkage with baling wire as you couldn't get parts for it. Payed $120 for it and wish I still had it haha.
jonnyrig

Trad climber
formerly known as hillrat
Nov 6, 2013 - 09:32am PT
Nice! Mine was a 66. I got it free because my friend kept trying to time it on no1. You time those on no8. Here's a picture from the next Melon, after I'd swapped the original step-side for a utility body and painted it in the driveway. I'll keep looking for a picture of how it originally looked.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
Nov 6, 2013 - 09:36am PT
Because I have Leggs.
Tomboy Leggs to be exact.

;)

Stewart Johnson

climber
lake forest
Nov 6, 2013 - 09:40am PT
Old girlfriends nickname for me..
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Nov 6, 2013 - 09:46am PT
Old girlfriends nickname ...

you had a girlfriend nicknamed "Stewart Johnson"? There has got to be story behind that!

EDIT: Nice save :)
whitemeat

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
Nov 6, 2013 - 10:10am PT
well whitemeat was my nickname from my dad! it was just another thing but it stuck and when I was contemplating what to call myself I thought it would be a good one! ea?
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:01am PT
46 & 2 just ahead of me = mechrist

assuming we progress from left to right
Newton County Mentality

Boulder climber
Ozarks
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:19am PT
It's the name of a route at my home crag in Arkansas, the route was aptly named as it pretty well sums up the majority of the climbing in the area. 1 hard boulder crux at the bottom and 50 feet of jug bashing. It's also my IG handle sans the spaces.
peladob

Mountain climber
Mason City, Iowa
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:50am PT
tired of typing the entire length of my Summitpost name.
limpingcrab

Trad climber
the middle of CA
Nov 6, 2013 - 11:57am PT
I don't remember exactly...

portent

Social climber
your mom's house
Nov 6, 2013 - 12:24pm PT
I got my name because Cmac kept banning me if any part of my real name was in there.

So now I'm Portent and just biding my time...
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Nov 6, 2013 - 12:55pm PT
Olde style rec.climbing tech-head unix influenced username: first initial of first name, then last name. wbraun is another example.
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Nov 6, 2013 - 01:06pm PT
splater is splat + later
because later is not now
Anastasia

climber
Home
Nov 6, 2013 - 01:08pm PT
It's my real name. What you see is what you get. I don't play differently in real life.
martygarrison

Trad climber
Washington DC
Nov 6, 2013 - 01:41pm PT
Being the creative type, I concatenated my first and last name. cool eh?
TheTye

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Nov 6, 2013 - 01:49pm PT
Tye is my first name...

.... I ended up with TheTye from not being able to use just my name in my yahoo email address... I added The for no particular reason.

And it's The not Thee Tye. Less pompous sounding...
N/@

Trad climber
NM
Nov 6, 2013 - 02:43pm PT
N/A was taken........
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Nov 6, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
In the 2nd grade my family took a trip to Maui, where I got intrigued by the Hawaiian language. I wanted a Hawaiian name for myself, so I made something up I thought sounded Hawaiian. It has stuck ever since.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:10pm PT
I had to get very creative.
moacman

Trad climber
Montuckyian Via Canada Eh!
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:11pm PT
Good one weeg......

Stevo
Cragar

Trad climber
MSLA - MT
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:11pm PT
Family nickname

I like chrome, so there you go.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:18pm PT
my older brother was big Z, so when we played on the same little league team I became little Z.
KP Ariza

climber
SCC
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:29pm PT
My parents did
Alexey

climber
San Jose, CA
Nov 6, 2013 - 04:59pm PT
My real name. Do not need to invent nick name since not many Alexeys are climbing in California so far.

Alexey Zelditch
BuddhaStalin

climber
Truckee, CA
Oct 21, 2014 - 05:36pm PT
Diarrhea milkshake, poo poo
wee wee popsicle, tinkle soup.


Somebody out there will get it.
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