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Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Dec 31, 2008 - 03:17am PT
If the moment strikes, for you ( "you" is a multiple, personnel pronoun,) in the real way, it is, of course, church!
GDavis

Trad climber
Dec 31, 2008 - 03:26am PT
nutjob

Stoked OW climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 31, 2008 - 05:38am PT
Jennie, irregardless is not a word.
Jingy

Social climber
Flatland, Ca
Dec 31, 2008 - 05:45am PT
With the right woman.. Anything she wants, any time she wants
Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 31, 2008 - 10:42am PT
Although it is considered poor form, "irregardless" is in fact a word.

Sex in a church? The church near the house I grew up in kept its doors open 24/7 and was heated. In my hayday, I had sex, dropped acid, snorted lines ... you name it ... in that church. I was respectful, of course. I didn't want to blow it for future generations.
wtfd

climber
Dec 31, 2008 - 11:17am PT
well, my lack of morals was indeed with a woman, a chick i was dating that had a blowjob fetish. dig deep and truthfully tell me you would push a woman away that was already down there going to buisness.
be it a zoo, a tabernacle, a pub, behind a dumpster, during a long walk on the beach, or sitting at a candle lit dinner...WTF! you only live once right? carpe diem I say, or carpe pig tails and glory be the highest!
Jennie

Trad climber
Idaho Falls
Dec 31, 2008 - 02:48pm PT
"Jennie-

Yeah, I figured that might get your skivvies in a twist- and it only took 1:11 for you to notice! "

"Moral sanction"- your characterization, no doubt borne of hypersensitivity to Mormon criticism and an engrained attitude of the perception of being perpetually oppressed."



You're questioning the neutrality of my post? I see......

Mormon criticism? Your post was intentional, gratuitous offense. I hinted at being annoyed, sir......I don't believe I suggested I was a holocaust survivor.
Chris2

Trad climber
Dec 31, 2008 - 02:54pm PT
In a church! I have a hard of enough time if the damn cat is in the room (which is when I duct tape his eyes shut).










apogee

climber
Dec 31, 2008 - 02:55pm PT
"I don't believe I suggested being a holocaust survivor."

Huh? Man, that's a strong association you have created there.

Untwist the knickers, Jennie.

To avoid further thread drift, I'm done posting about this stuff on this thread. Feel free to start a thread devoted to the topic, and we'll see where it goes from there.
Dr. Rock

Ice climber
http://tinyurl.com/4oa5br
Dec 31, 2008 - 03:33pm PT
I took a dump in a church once.
Right there at I-50 and Bradshaw, you see it everytime you drive to Tahoe.
Nice fixtures, but too many swirls.
You know how it takes 3 or 4 laps to get a 3 lb Brown Trout to go down, well, this place took 6 or 7 swirls , but it was a real paint peeler.
Hey, you try puttin a 2 day old south shore prime rib buffet on top of a three day old Round Table skinny crust pepperoni and see what comes out your mud maker.

Broke into St. Simons over on Grant and Fremont a ton of times.

All my candles?

You guessed it.
Red fixtures everywhere, I'm goin to Hell in a bio degradable coffin I saw at the Green Festival.

Went thru SFO the other day, the guy starts pattin me down, I say, "Hey. your not a priest!"

divad

Trad climber
wmass
Dec 31, 2008 - 07:12pm PT
Damn the torpedoes and pass the condoms.
nutjob

Stoked OW climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 31, 2008 - 08:28pm PT
OK shimmy, irregardless is a word in the sense that enough people use it to grant it some status, and I must acknowledge that languages evolve in response to common usage and understanding.

However, I would not hire someone who used the word irregardless if they were in any way responsible for presenting a professional or educated image for an organization.

But I guess it works to show religious faith and sentiments. I am religious and sentimental too, just in different ways.
Jennie

Trad climber
Idaho Falls
Dec 31, 2008 - 09:00pm PT
Nutjob,

Yes, it was poor choice of word. But the post was made 18 months ago, I can't edit it.
Dr. Rock

Ice climber
http://tinyurl.com/4oa5br
Dec 31, 2008 - 11:03pm PT
Would you have sex with Jeeezus?


or just go wall climbing instead?

Captain...or Skully

Trad climber
North of the Owyhees
Dec 31, 2008 - 11:14pm PT
You mean it's knott the same thing?

Dammit.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Dec 31, 2008 - 11:51pm PT
not again.
Captain...or Skully

Trad climber
North of the Owyhees
Dec 31, 2008 - 11:56pm PT
only with a chupacabra.
Maybe.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jan 1, 2009 - 12:02am PT
believe me...if you'd had sex with a chupacabre in church, you wouldn't do it again..
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Jan 4, 2009 - 08:25pm PT
Church , the wilderness, here, there, the back of my van, it's all the house of god.
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