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Trusty Rusty

Social climber
Tahoe area
Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 10, 2007 - 02:33am PT
Nope. . .I don't drink milk.
jstan

climber
Jun 10, 2007 - 02:51am PT
Little did Werner expect his becoming an icon would cause this.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:12am PT
Paging Ouch.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:32am PT
If I were to find myself freezing to death in Yosemite, and Werner showed up and offered to share my bed to keep me warm, OH HELL YEAH!

It wouldn't be sex. Just cuddling.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:33am PT
I dunno, maybe.
Does Werner do the plaid skirt and knee high socks thing?

...you guys are loosin it'.
I got serious type stuff to go post up now.
Cloudraker

Big Wall climber
BC
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:39am PT
definitely!

Werner Braun, Oher Weg 6a, 21509 Glinde, Tel: 772504
Medienbeauftragter
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Jun 10, 2007 - 11:00am PT
Been there, done that... I give it a C-

The problem is the student, not the teacher. You make your own bad luck, buddy.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Jun 10, 2007 - 11:17am PT
Then the student wasn't ready to accept your teachings. Tone down your aggressive technique.
Russ Walling

Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
Jun 10, 2007 - 12:35pm PT
Ho-man! hahahhaa!




(what am I laughing at?)
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Jun 10, 2007 - 12:50pm PT
" I dunno...maybe" Brilliant Roy! But would Werner have sex with you?
Peace
Wild Bill

climber
Ca
Jun 10, 2007 - 01:48pm PT
If Werner looked like this, maybe:

Jerry Dodrill

climber
Bodega, CA
Jun 10, 2007 - 01:53pm PT
"No. Never again." LOL!

Now all ya'll stop fukin' around with the Brawn before Ouch 46's ya.
TimM

Trad climber
near Joshua Tree
Jun 10, 2007 - 03:46pm PT
My wife says that she saw Werner swiming neekid in the Lower Merced once and she says that she would.
KP Ariza

climber
SCC
Jun 10, 2007 - 09:09pm PT
Wild Bill, that was Werner.... before his surgery.

Tim M, was that sighting pre or post Op.?

WBraun

climber
Jun 10, 2007 - 09:34pm PT
The Dead Stone

One man argued that God is very cruel because He knows everything past, present and future, so He knew that we would all fall down from the spiritual sky.

But still .....

He gave us independence to fall down.

Unless you have got independence, what is your life? Then you are dead stone. You want to become a dead stone? That is not Gods concern.

The Supreme Lord does not give such perfection, that you become a dead stone.
KP Ariza

climber
SCC
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:02pm PT
Gotcha bro-
Jerry Dodrill

climber
Bodega, CA
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:09pm PT
Unless you have got independence, what is your life? Then you are dead stoned. You want to become dead stoned? That is not Gods concern.

Preach it W.
pimp daddy wayne

climber
The Bat Caves
Jun 10, 2007 - 10:13pm PT
I'll bang that! Oh hi Mary..................
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Jun 11, 2007 - 11:42pm PT
My wife says that she saw Werner swiming neekid in the Lower Merced

And she said she would have sex with our friend Werner.



I'm not Dr. Phil, but that sounds like Werner is the greatest guy you could ever hope to have pluck you off a Yosemite route that, suddenly, goes bad. He's strong and capable, but, not weird.


WVB = Yosemite Diamond.


Someday, the Yosemite Museum will have WVB on display, at least in spirit.
dirtbag

climber
Jun 11, 2007 - 11:43pm PT
Would I be pitching or catching?
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