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NigelSSI

Trad climber
B.C.
May 25, 2019 - 06:18am PT
I once forgot my sleeping bag on a climbing trip. The cold and generally sleepless nights in my not overly large backpack with all the clothes on I could scrounge have cured most of my stupidity regarding the truly important things. I at least pack before the last minute now.
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
May 25, 2019 - 06:25am PT
The power of three's


Keys, Wallet, Phone

Skis, Boots, Poles

Cash, Pass, Gas

Dope, Pipe, Lighter ( aka 'The Three')

Hat, gloves, goggles.

Shoes, harness, rope





formerclimber

Boulder climber
CA
May 25, 2019 - 08:13am PT
Have to remember so many things these days... John Muir, I think, only took a loaf of bread with him going off for several days.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
May 25, 2019 - 08:19am PT
For Reilly:

spare keys everywhere

Boy Scout Motto: Be Prepared


spare everything everywhere
formerclimber

Boulder climber
CA
May 25, 2019 - 08:29am PT
In the modern world, if you make a mistake and get in a bind - if you don't have a local family, etc to bail you out - you're going to be ripped off, subject to price gouging and hardly can count on any help without the above (or any help at all); this is what necessitates high levels of preparedness.
In addition, I would not want to be stuck somewhere at -80 windchill or +100 having to make quick decisions and not having what I need to last for days, or be killed on the roadside: there's no room for mistakes sometimes.
David Knopp

Trad climber
CA
May 25, 2019 - 01:40pm PT
periwig could you translate that last post into engrish for dummies?
zBrown

Ice climber
May 25, 2019 - 03:45pm PT
^I can

It is a dental tool in my post

A spatula specifically

A classic antique


I use it for everything but dentistry

He is taking about dentistry

rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
May 25, 2019 - 09:51pm PT
Skis , boots , poles like Brockwoman said....Did a ski race in Wenatchee and ended up in the bathroom warming my unit in the bathroom sink ...and wind briefs.... !
10b4me

Social climber
Lida Junction
May 25, 2019 - 10:04pm PT
he by rion. Rion? Yes, right rion! Oh, the big white lion

sad
overwatch

climber
Arizona
May 26, 2019 - 02:17am PT
I believe the priest thing is spectacles testicles wallet and watch, for when peeps carried their wallet and watch in a breast pocket
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
May 26, 2019 - 07:14am PT
Testicles to keep the boys playing quietly?
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 26, 2019 - 07:59am PT
The stint I recently had implanted between my brain stem and my cerebral cortex is helping a lot.
formerclimber

Boulder climber
CA
May 26, 2019 - 08:07am PT
You careless people are gonna die...you're only this way cause you know someone is always bailing you out like yer "wife" or whoever. It's like "we" or "my wife" in every post.

I remember meeting that guy who traveled alone trough all Americas without money or belongings... he was bumming and well, stealing. He was from a village in Andes though, very different from wealthy folks who post here....it's ridiculous to brag about own stupidity when you got big bank account and 10 family members to call for rescue.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
May 26, 2019 - 09:04am PT
(zB, Actually Veterinary/Canine Medicine, but it takes a Gnome)


Don't Roll On A Bicycle if You Can't Afford to 'Roll' off one

Now that this is, then
"past a certain age"
When ~Stop-Drop & Roll~ is a challenge,
not a "Course Correction"
Go get on a stationary bike to take a ride.

I'm still drawn to climbing up small blocks of rock
I like big holds all the way up & step off top outsStill, A thing I know I should stop
no time to heal up if I survive falling down
As of a year ago the tally was me 90%
That other 10% ? Yeah, that's where the Countermeasures
Should kick in or kick me.
you would think that after all these years
I would have gained enough
I have gained a lot,
I am more than halfway too
almost as round as I am tall
yo, that ought to keep my ass on the ground
You would think
almost
but...
Contractor

Boulder climber
CA
Topic Author's Reply - May 26, 2019 - 11:19am PT
My wife's counter measure of choice to combat my stupidity is the sticky note. This avoids confrontation yet is a constant assertion of her superior lucidity and my cognitive deterioration. There seems to be a concentration of notes left in my personal bathroom and around the toilet it particular.
perswig

climber
May 26, 2019 - 12:09pm PT
could you translate that last post into engrish for dummies?

Hey, David - zB's close, although I typically used winged elevators for gingival and periosteal flaps with our dental extractions.
Our Seldin elevator lives in one of our orthopedic surgery packs. With the burgeoning availability of referral veterinary specialists even in remote locations (say, coastal Maine!), we GP-types don't have to or get to do as much surgery or in-patient medicine anymore; thankfully I started just before this trend and had to manage our Addisonian and DKA crises, and do intestinal resections, liver lobectomies, and fracture repair, blah blah. Panicked the whole time, mind you.

Now it's just mostly fun.
The above was a little Chihuahua/min-pin cross with a fractured radius and ulna that one of my bosses conservatively (incorrectly) managed for the original owner. Both bones ended up with overlapping ends and fibrous adhesions but absolutely no stability, rendering that foreleg unusable. The owners were going to euth, so one of our techs took him, and we went to surgery, excavated extensively (Seldin and other tools) to yield healthy tissue at all 4 fracture ends, packed in a cancellous bone graft, and after some trial and error, placed a 4-pin, may have been 5?, external fixator (methyl methacrylate molded into a lateral bar). Would have been a good fit for a plate and screws but we've never had those, and the new owner couldn't have afforded the referral surgery.
If it hadn't worked, plan B was to lop the leg off, but he was young, liked his new hardware, was using the leg in less than two weeks and ended up healing really nicely. Win.

Now you're sorry you asked!
Dale

edit: and to the OP, my countermeasure to my own stupidity is to not propagate, so when Darwinism smacks me down, the gene pool will be a tiny bit strengthened, not weakened.
zBrown

Ice climber
May 27, 2019 - 10:34pm PT
So thanks for setting the records straight Dale. Now has anyone seen my tool? It is still missing.




Although mine is old I guess they are still available

Sure hope I remember where I put mine




23 SELDIN PERIOSTEAL
P23
Periosteal Elevators are designed for reflecting and retracting the mucoperiosteum after incisions of the gingival tissue. A large flat handle instrument with one sharp blade and one dulll blade for reflecting tissue. 10.7mm/13.2mm
MSRP
$98.86



https://www.hu-friedy.com/surgical/periosteals/23-seldin-periosteal
Gunkie

Trad climber
Valles Marineris
May 28, 2019 - 12:49pm PT
Heck, I just let my wife organize everything. Then, when we forget something I blame her.

Q.E.D.
Largo

Sport climber
The Big Wide Open Face
May 28, 2019 - 01:00pm PT
A sangha. If I can't catch my own bullsh#t, someone there will.
Q- Ball

Mountain climber
but to scared to climb them anymore
May 28, 2019 - 02:26pm PT
Contractor,
Funny thought to the original post about hide a keys. I always got one somewhere.

I was way up greasy creek during a cold snap in East Tennessee, ice was not thick enough to hold my truck, so I went Rambo on it with an axe to drive arcross. I was tired and kicking ice chunks out of the way, reached down and found a worn out hide a key box.

I laughed to myself about some dumbass lost theirs, then put it in my ignition. Haha it was mine!
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