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climbski2
Mountain climber
The Ocean
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 13, 2018 - 09:24am PT
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I have decided to help make the world a better place. Current events show that The Human genome is in need of improvement.
Looking for product ideas.
Currently we are a developing a single chamber Russian roulette game marketed under the name improved proximity flight.
Your ideas may help change the world.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Oct 13, 2018 - 10:22am PT
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Dirtbag Pills - take two and see if you can call me in the morning.
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Oct 13, 2018 - 10:30am PT
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Self driving motorcycle
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Moof
Big Wall climber
Orygun
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Oct 13, 2018 - 12:39pm PT
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Steering wheel spikes, man rated.
Harikari terms of service clauses, sheriff Arpio enforced.
Break away highway barriers
Fruit flavored drain cleaner with arthritis friendly easy opening containers
All natural organic carrot bolts for the aussies in the house
“Hold my beer” bungie jumping kit, with included Harikari TOS
Proximity flying squirrel suit with quick start guide, the Potterfly Suit
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Oct 13, 2018 - 02:10pm PT
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^^^^^
Potterfly Suit?
That’s harsh.
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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Oct 13, 2018 - 02:14pm PT
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ya, seems to be some wingsuit hatred goin on.
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DanaB
climber
CO
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Oct 13, 2018 - 02:17pm PT
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Have you read Darwin's books?
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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Oct 13, 2018 - 03:07pm PT
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Six inch hook extractor for sharks.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
The Ocean
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 13, 2018 - 04:46pm PT
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No sir snakefoot it's not the aircraft you choose to fly it's all about how you choose to fly it.
Proximity flight is high level genome Improvement Behavior and has been for over a hundred years.
Update We are now beginning testing of car roof foot straps. Safety coefficient may be too high.
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couchmaster
climber
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Oct 13, 2018 - 07:03pm PT
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NOPE. I'm out. There's already enough nasty fu**ing sh#t in the world that I don't need to play this game or add to it in any way. I wish to offer my best wishes to those family and friends of those whom have already taken the hit.
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Contractor
Boulder climber
CA
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Oct 13, 2018 - 07:23pm PT
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A limited time offer-A Collection of Short Stories by Mad Bolter
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Bale
Mountain climber
UT
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Oct 13, 2018 - 07:59pm PT
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Trump
climber
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Oct 13, 2018 - 08:11pm PT
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Oh hey they already have a system in place to do that kind of thing called evolution.
But if you think that you can devise a system that will be better at it than evolution is, I’d say you’re a pretty healthy-thinking human, and that evolution has done a good job crafting your self-interested self confidence. I know better what’s good for humans, and what’s good for the world, than reality does.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
The Ocean
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 14, 2018 - 04:02am PT
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It is impossible to unnaturally influence the universe.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
The Ocean
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 14, 2018 - 04:18am PT
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Currently looking for ideas that select for a sense of humor. example would be something where inability to recognize humor would be fatal.
Running into a difficulty because such a product is difficult to design in such a way as to actually be humorous. bit of a catch 22..your ideas are appreciated.
BTW As to my previous statement the word unnatural is meaningless.
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perswig
climber
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Oct 14, 2018 - 04:30am PT
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It is impossible to unnaturally influence the universe.
Nice!
bit of a catch 22.. In the irreverent spirit of the thread, I'll suggest a game called "Catch .22".
Dale
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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Oct 14, 2018 - 07:33am PT
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Climbski2, I can appreciate the humor, been around here for a long time. I do look forward to the yearly awards and I await the sears-like catalog of products...
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FRUMY
Trad climber
Bishop,CA
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Oct 14, 2018 - 10:28am PT
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Image result for valentino rossi + yamaha self driving motorcycleThat thing is almost as fast as Rossi
I think Catch 30-06 would be more effective.
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Oct 14, 2018 - 10:44am PT
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The Vodkar has been a popular model for wrap-around tree stunts and the like for quite some time.
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Trump
climber
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Oct 14, 2018 - 02:57pm PT
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Yea us! - It doesn’t get much funnier than devising ways for other people to die!
Bonus points if the other people are Republicans. The only good Indian is a dead Indian, 150 years down the road.
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