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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 14, 2018 - 10:41am PT
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A sure sign that I couldn’t see my youth in my rear view mirror even if my eyes were good. What brought it all home for you?
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Bad Climber
Trad climber
The Lawless Border Regions
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Sep 14, 2018 - 10:46am PT
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Seeing a fetus driving a car.
BAd
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Sep 14, 2018 - 11:08am PT
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Finding myself longing for buffets. Never used to like ‘em. What happened?
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Sep 14, 2018 - 11:09am PT
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Getting the idea that living in an "assisted living" facility might be a pretty damn comfortable situation some day.
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i-b-goB
Social climber
Nutty
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Sep 14, 2018 - 11:11am PT
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Be sure to keep your shorts on too!
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Sep 14, 2018 - 11:23am PT
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Playing chess the other night, I realized my set was older than the kid I was playing. For that matter, it was older than the kid's dad.
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MH2
Boulder climber
Andy Cairns
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Sep 14, 2018 - 12:01pm PT
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Free trips on the ferries on weekdays, and hearing from BC Ferries that Friday is considered part of the week-end.
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stunewberry
Trad climber
Spokane, WA
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Sep 14, 2018 - 12:05pm PT
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Not only am I older than the doctor, but the doctor is young enough to be my kid.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Sep 14, 2018 - 12:12pm PT
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"When I was young I'd wake up and my dick would be hard as a rock. Now I wake up and my dick feels like it belongs to somebody else!"
Richard Pryor
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Larry Nelson
Social climber
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Sep 14, 2018 - 12:12pm PT
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When tying my shoes and I started wondering what else I could do while I was down there.
Edit: A couple years ago Willie Nelson (not related) announced on stage:
I finally did it...I outlived my dick.
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Don Paul
Social climber
Washington DC
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Sep 14, 2018 - 12:13pm PT
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Somebody got up on the subway to let me have their seat. Getting called Sir by anyone sucks too.
(By the way my first name isn't Don. That's a title for old men in Latin America and a nickname I acquired a decade ago lol)
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Jon Beck
Trad climber
Oceanside
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Sep 14, 2018 - 01:51pm PT
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When I realized i am old enough to be the latest Playboy centerfolds grand father
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 14, 2018 - 02:18pm PT
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I'm always blown away when I see kids at the local museum react to the old phone booth and the rotary phone we have displayed.
"WTF is that?"
"It's so heavy...how did you carry it in your backpack all day?"
"Where's the power switch?"
and believe it or not,
"Who's Superman?"
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Sport climber
moving thru
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Sep 14, 2018 - 07:57pm PT
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Still thinking............
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Scott McNamara
climber
Tucson, Arizona
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Sep 14, 2018 - 08:21pm PT
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At checkpoints, the Migra doesn't send me to their secondary anymore!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
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Sep 14, 2018 - 08:45pm PT
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Tad..are you still using that low flush barbie doll toilet.../
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
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Sep 14, 2018 - 09:30pm PT
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Hugh Moose Hefner....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Sep 14, 2018 - 09:43pm PT
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I have a better appreciation of Jethro Tull’s “Aqualung.”
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Sep 14, 2018 - 10:16pm PT
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When a good day is defined by a successful bowel movement and three or four hard burped gut clearing belches - the good kind that rattle your abdomen to the point where you can button your pants.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Sep 14, 2018 - 10:18pm PT
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Sitting on a park bench...dunh duh dunh...
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