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donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 14, 2018 - 10:41am PT
A sure sign that I couldnít see my youth in my rear view mirror even if my eyes were good. What brought it all home for you?
Bad Climber

Trad climber
The Lawless Border Regions
Sep 14, 2018 - 10:46am PT
Seeing a fetus driving a car.

BAd
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 14, 2018 - 11:08am PT
Finding myself longing for buffets. Never used to like Ďem. What happened?
Dingus Milktoast

Trad climber
Minister of Moderation, Fatcrackistan
Sep 14, 2018 - 11:08am PT
Iím older than my bossís dad. :)

Literally.

DMT
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Sep 14, 2018 - 11:09am PT
Getting the idea that living in an "assisted living" facility might be a pretty damn comfortable situation some day.
i-b-goB

Social climber
Nutty
Sep 14, 2018 - 11:11am PT
Be sure to keep your shorts on too!
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Sep 14, 2018 - 11:23am PT
Playing chess the other night, I realized my set was older than the kid I was playing. For that matter, it was older than the kid's dad.
MH2

Boulder climber
Andy Cairns
Sep 14, 2018 - 12:01pm PT
Free trips on the ferries on weekdays, and hearing from BC Ferries that Friday is considered part of the week-end.
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
Sep 14, 2018 - 12:05pm PT
Not only am I older than the doctor, but the doctor is young enough to be my kid.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 14, 2018 - 12:12pm PT
"When I was young I'd wake up and my dick would be hard as a rock. Now I wake up and my dick feels like it belongs to somebody else!"

Richard Pryor
Larry Nelson

Social climber
Sep 14, 2018 - 12:12pm PT
When tying my shoes and I started wondering what else I could do while I was down there.

Edit: A couple years ago Willie Nelson (not related) announced on stage:
I finally did it...I outlived my dick.
Don Paul

Social climber
Washington DC
Sep 14, 2018 - 12:13pm PT
Somebody got up on the subway to let me have their seat. Getting called Sir by anyone sucks too.

(By the way my first name isn't Don. That's a title for old men in Latin America and a nickname I acquired a decade ago lol)
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Sep 14, 2018 - 01:36pm PT
When yer nut sack hangs in the toilet water.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Sep 14, 2018 - 01:51pm PT
When I realized i am old enough to be the latest Playboy centerfolds grand father
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 14, 2018 - 02:18pm PT
I'm always blown away when I see kids at the local museum react to the old phone booth and the rotary phone we have displayed.

"WTF is that?"
"It's so heavy...how did you carry it in your backpack all day?"
"Where's the power switch?"
and believe it or not,
"Who's Superman?"
Jody

climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 14, 2018 - 03:27pm PT
When I get the senior discount without asking for it.
del cross

climber
Sep 14, 2018 - 03:42pm PT
When yer nut sack hangs in the toilet water.

Pendulous testicles.

(Starts at about 3:15)


Lynne Leichtfuss

Sport climber
moving thru
Sep 14, 2018 - 07:57pm PT
Still thinking............
Scott McNamara

climber
Tucson, Arizona
Sep 14, 2018 - 08:21pm PT
At checkpoints, the Migra doesn't send me to their secondary anymore!
Jody

climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 14, 2018 - 08:30pm PT
1 year away from my 10% discount at Ross.
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