What!? Barbie with Ice Tool - In Tank Top and Skinny Jeans!?

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AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Feb 25, 2018 - 04:44pm PT
Man Bun Ken needs his MacBook accessory and his lifetime Starbucks card and maybe a bouldering pad.
skitch

Gym climber
Bend Or
Feb 25, 2018 - 05:16pm PT
Supertopo Ken & Barbie need a garage full of climbing gear they use a couple times per year, a laptop and couch they are on 16 hours a day.
Happiegrrrl2

Trad climber
Feb 25, 2018 - 07:35pm PT
No one snapped at your troll of your kink for man buns.. pity

Maybe because any man buns on the heads of the ST crowd would require a more elaborate combover that Trumps pompadour!

As for it being a kink....I would say it's more of a cougar-y thing....

RURP_Belay

Big Wall climber
Bitter end of a bad anchor
Feb 25, 2018 - 08:08pm PT
Dry-tooling Barbie?

Maybe got the right leg injury after a cramponless figure 4 went bad with the other tool?
Santa Tierra

Mountain climber
Northirdge, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 25, 2018 - 08:26pm PT
This is just hilarious!! Who knew Barbie and Ken led such an adventurous life?
Happiegrrrl2

Trad climber
Feb 25, 2018 - 08:53pm PT
Au contraire! A messy manbun on a 20-something cutie with thick hair and a sparkle in his eye...yummmmm

Coifed man bun, not so much. Thin-haired or greasy manbun...not at all.
skitch

Gym climber
Bend Or
Feb 25, 2018 - 08:59pm PT
Just saw Black Panther and there was a Lara Croft preview and it shows her using the ice axe to kill a guy and to do some silly Vertical Limit-jump across a canyon self arrest...all in the desert...
skitch

Gym climber
Bend Or
Feb 25, 2018 - 09:02pm PT
Happiegrrrl2

Trad climber
Feb 25, 2018 - 09:07pm PT
Oh...ewwww!

But you'd see "through" that one out in the wild.....
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Feb 26, 2018 - 12:05am PT
After seeing that, I'd like to see Trump go for the orange cream Dairy Queen swirl look.
mooch

Trad climber
Tribal Base Camp (Riverkern Annex)
Feb 26, 2018 - 11:46am PT
^^^^^ *mike drop*
WBraun

climber
Feb 26, 2018 - 12:26pm PT
Definitely time for a feminist Barbie, and a HeForShe Ken.

Barbie gets the muscles and the tool, Ken gets the bun, and the man purse

LMAO ......Hahahaha way too funny .....
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Feb 26, 2018 - 12:29pm PT
How about a "conspiracy theory" Barbie with oversized eyes and ears.
Happiegrrrl2

Trad climber
Feb 26, 2018 - 12:30pm PT
^ Or manpris....

Another thing I am in favor of.
August West

Trad climber
Where the wind blows strange
Feb 26, 2018 - 12:52pm PT
Seriously, I think this just perpetuates the ditzy woman myth. No Bueno!! At least put a parka and ski pants on her and put her on an icy cliff to show how that ice tool is really used already!! Sheesh!!

I've played Tomb Raider. That ain't merely an "ice ax".

It is a full fledged, mean, rock ax.

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