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AP
Trad climber
Calgary
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Feb 25, 2018 - 04:44pm PT
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Man Bun Ken needs his MacBook accessory and his lifetime Starbucks card and maybe a bouldering pad.
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skitch
Gym climber
Bend Or
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Feb 25, 2018 - 05:16pm PT
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Supertopo Ken & Barbie need a garage full of climbing gear they use a couple times per year, a laptop and couch they are on 16 hours a day.
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Happiegrrrl2
Trad climber
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Feb 25, 2018 - 07:35pm PT
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No one snapped at your troll of your kink for man buns.. pity
Maybe because any man buns on the heads of the ST crowd would require a more elaborate combover that Trumps pompadour!
As for it being a kink....I would say it's more of a cougar-y thing....
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RURP_Belay
Big Wall climber
Bitter end of a bad anchor
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Feb 25, 2018 - 08:08pm PT
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Dry-tooling Barbie?
Maybe got the right leg injury after a cramponless figure 4 went bad with the other tool?
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Santa Tierra
Mountain climber
Northirdge, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 25, 2018 - 08:26pm PT
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This is just hilarious!! Who knew Barbie and Ken led such an adventurous life?
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Happiegrrrl2
Trad climber
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Feb 25, 2018 - 08:53pm PT
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Au contraire! A messy manbun on a 20-something cutie with thick hair and a sparkle in his eye...yummmmm
Coifed man bun, not so much. Thin-haired or greasy manbun...not at all.
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skitch
Gym climber
Bend Or
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Feb 25, 2018 - 08:59pm PT
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Just saw Black Panther and there was a Lara Croft preview and it shows her using the ice axe to kill a guy and to do some silly Vertical Limit-jump across a canyon self arrest...all in the desert...
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skitch
Gym climber
Bend Or
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Feb 25, 2018 - 09:02pm PT
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Happiegrrrl2
Trad climber
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Feb 25, 2018 - 09:07pm PT
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Oh...ewwww!
But you'd see "through" that one out in the wild.....
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mcreel
climber
Barcelona
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Feb 26, 2018 - 12:05am PT
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After seeing that, I'd like to see Trump go for the orange cream Dairy Queen swirl look.
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mooch
Trad climber
Tribal Base Camp (Riverkern Annex)
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Feb 26, 2018 - 11:46am PT
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^^^^^ *mike drop*
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 26, 2018 - 12:26pm PT
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Definitely time for a feminist Barbie, and a HeForShe Ken.
Barbie gets the muscles and the tool, Ken gets the bun, and the man purse
LMAO ......Hahahaha way too funny .....
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Feb 26, 2018 - 12:29pm PT
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How about a "conspiracy theory" Barbie with oversized eyes and ears.
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Happiegrrrl2
Trad climber
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Feb 26, 2018 - 12:30pm PT
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^ Or manpris....
Another thing I am in favor of.
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August West
Trad climber
Where the wind blows strange
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Feb 26, 2018 - 12:52pm PT
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Seriously, I think this just perpetuates the ditzy woman myth. No Bueno!! At least put a parka and ski pants on her and put her on an icy cliff to show how that ice tool is really used already!! Sheesh!!
I've played Tomb Raider. That ain't merely an "ice ax".
It is a full fledged, mean, rock ax.
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