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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Jan 20, 2018 - 10:26am PT
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You become invisible to young woman ^^^
The MOST painful part of getting old
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True conversation with a 92-year-old guy.
Him: "I don't need Viagra. Wanna know why?"
Me: "Okay, Why"
Him: "I don't need Viagra because I got me a younger woman. My girlfriend is only 85."
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 20, 2018 - 10:28am PT
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I’m not invisible if they want a good tip.
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Jan 20, 2018 - 10:52am PT
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when the DMV hands you back your driver's license with the dreaded hole punched in it
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Jan 20, 2018 - 10:58am PT
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Everyone calls you "Sir".
You use one eye to read and the other to drive.
Watching Jeopardy is the highpoint of your day.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jan 20, 2018 - 11:10am PT
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...and adorable. Ha!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 20, 2018 - 11:34am PT
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your train of thought leaves the station without you.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jan 20, 2018 - 11:52am PT
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...It feels ok to leave a project to the next weekend, month, or season.
...oh, and when it feels NOT ok to leave a project to next weekend, month or season because time is running out.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Jan 20, 2018 - 12:26pm PT
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Once I dated a young woman.
I knew that she was too young for me when she came up to me one day and shouted,
"Hey! Did you know that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Jan 20, 2018 - 12:31pm PT
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I guess I touched a very sensitive nerve with my observation about young woman ignoring old men.
I thought maybe it was just me.
Locker, Sierra Ledge Rat et al. confirm it's not.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 20, 2018 - 12:45pm PT
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Locker, at first I thought I read you said that you had a third of a wife.
Guess I’ve been watching too many crime shows. 😐
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Jan 20, 2018 - 02:37pm PT
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I guess I touched a very sensitive nerve with my observation about young woman ignoring old men. I knew that I was a goner - over the hill - when I went out for a fun evening with an attractive younger woman - about 20 years younger.
She was recent divorcée and spent the night complaining about how horny she was and how much she wanted to get laid. Usually this kinda situation is a piece of cake, but I went home alone and unlucky. ):
Damn, I'm officially OLD.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jan 20, 2018 - 03:25pm PT
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""You use one eye to read and the other to drive.""
Perceptive
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Jan 20, 2018 - 03:47pm PT
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Senator Bob Dole is going to be the new spokesman for Depends diapers.
I guess we can call him Square Bob Sponge Pants.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab, A sailboat, or some time zone
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Jan 20, 2018 - 03:55pm PT
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Can’t remember how old you are unless it ends in a 0 or 5
Susan
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Jan 20, 2018 - 05:18pm PT
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I knew I was approaching a mature age when I quit driving sports cars and pocket rockets in favor of Toyota trucks. Then came the senior pass for the parks. The old body is still in good shape from the neck down though. And what's up with this apparent plague of erectile dysfunction? C'mon guys. Maybe locker's onto something with that BBP.
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Risk
Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
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Jan 20, 2018 - 05:28pm PT
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When the worst part of a minor skiing fall/spill is the getting back up part.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Jan 20, 2018 - 06:45pm PT
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"I went home alone and unlucky. "
SLR:
Your story is so sad .... I'm about to cry.
Don't you want to elaborate? Did you really try as hard as you might? Use all your usual, successful moves and ploys? Or did you blow it by telling her you didn't vote for Trump? Remember, you are in West Virginia.
Your ST buddies beg for more.
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MH2
Boulder climber
Andy Cairns
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Jan 20, 2018 - 07:00pm PT
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Wow!
Tarbuster wrote a novel in one(?) sentence.
Like, wow!
Man.
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pb
Sport climber
Sonora Ca
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Jan 20, 2018 - 08:35pm PT
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her: im going to give you super sex
him: i'll take the soup
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Adventurer
Mountain climber
Virginia
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Jan 21, 2018 - 03:23am PT
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I knew I was getting old when I noticed that young people were going out of their way to hold doors open for me!
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