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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 19, 2018 - 06:06pm PT
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...you go to a climbing website and the banner ad is for 'Pee-Proof Underwear'. And of course the model is sporting a big tattoo so it's like you're cool even though you're pissing in your pants. Crikey shoot me f*#king now.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 19, 2018 - 06:22pm PT
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I get Bentley ads and a Ford one right at the moment (WTF?) but it wouldn’t be good to
pee in yer Bentley, wood it?
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jan 19, 2018 - 06:25pm PT
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When you take a good look at your usual climbing partners and realize they are as old as f*#k.
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Jan 19, 2018 - 06:29pm PT
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when you are worried about getting old
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TwistedCrank
climber
Released into general population, Idaho
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Jan 19, 2018 - 06:35pm PT
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Nose hairs getting too long for public consumption.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
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Jan 19, 2018 - 07:06pm PT
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And you can't find it cause it's still in...
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jan 19, 2018 - 07:06pm PT
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Say it ain’t so Locker.
I was just thinking about this.
All the things I always considered reserved for old people-
birdwatching
hiking poles
sun hats
flat water kayaking
are things I’m way into now.
F uck me.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jan 19, 2018 - 07:08pm PT
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Your entire wardrobe is Hawaiin shirts
and you can't find your trunks, let alone your board
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i-b-goB
Social climber
Wise Acres
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Jan 19, 2018 - 07:42pm PT
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When you have to pee at every belay!
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Jan 19, 2018 - 08:18pm PT
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the constant peeing is a PINTA when driving to the cliff.....
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Fritz
Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jan 19, 2018 - 08:37pm PT
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What? Can you speak louder?
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Jan 19, 2018 - 09:44pm PT
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you fix a line to bail and don't just go finish it alone the next day
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jeff constine
Trad climber
Ao Namao
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Jan 19, 2018 - 10:21pm PT
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You know yur gettin old when you post a post like you did.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 19, 2018 - 10:29pm PT
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You know most of the side effects on the geriatric medicines that advertise on Jeopardy! but can't recall the questions to the answers nearly so fast anymore.
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Don Lauria
Trad climber
Bishop, CA
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Jan 20, 2018 - 12:23am PT
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When you've just sent out invitations to your 85th birthday:
Notice of Intent to Celebrate
The City of Bishop and outlying regions are hereby forewarned that all friends, passive enemies, relatives, ex-employees, and those perpetually in need are invited to:
Don Lauria’s 85th Birthday Party
We held the 50th birthday party at the Catholic church’s Parish Hall on December 11, 1982, the 60th birthday party at Charles Brown Auditorium in December 1992, the 70th birthday party at Whiskey Creek Restaurant in December 2002, the 80th birthday party at Mill Creek Station in January 2013,
after which the “every ten years” plan was changed to the “every 5 years” plan and now the 85th is happening … and for obvious reasons all future parties will be held annually … I’ll try to be there.
WHEN: Saturday, January 27th, beginning about 6 PM
WHERE: Mill Creek Station
WHAT: Potluck, byob, climbing audio-visuals, good times
WHY: Why not?
RSVP: don@bardini.org, 760-873-8036
You are free to ask anyone else that might like to attend. In your RSVP let me know how many of your invitees plan to attend.
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fleeting
Trad climber
camino ca
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Jan 20, 2018 - 06:22am PT
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pro-creative urges are replaced with creative urges.
"no, honey. no sex for me.
instead i'm gonna go over here and write a poem."
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Larry Nelson
Social climber
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Jan 20, 2018 - 07:14am PT
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you turn your head really fast and it takes a couple seconds for your face to catch up.
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BruceHildenbrand
Social climber
Mountain View/Boulder
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Jan 20, 2018 - 07:47am PT
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What was the title of this thread, again?
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jan 20, 2018 - 07:54am PT
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When bodily pain streams for you 24/7 in 3-D, 8K UHD TV (a.k.a. Super Hi Vision) with 22.2 surround sound, while kinesthetic joy is relegated to an unavailable monaural broadcast which once played on a tube amp radio, now sitting on a shelf in the garage behind stacks of old newspaper, covered in a mantle of dust, with a severed power cord.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Jan 20, 2018 - 08:15am PT
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You become invisible to young woman.
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