"Hey!
I'm going to try something new.. Obviously you politards like this thread and the gooey keyboards it has created. Lets pretend this thread is an American hostage in Iran. Let's pretend you are Obama....
Send me a ransom of $6.00, before 3pm today (8/4) via this link:
http://www.paypal.me/fishproducts/6.00
or I will wack this thread.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING......
Ps: In the event of multiple payments, they will not be disclosed and the excess will be spent on liquor. You may need to pay again in the future. That is how it goes with #ThreadTerrorists "