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MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Topic Author's Original Post - May 18, 2016 - 05:41pm PT
For me, it was definitely "Mines of Moria" in the Lower Gorge of Smith Rock - the recommended rack includes a headlamp:

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/mines-of-moria/107118805

The other crazy one was last year at Tai's new Pine Creek area the "SuperFun Site". This 5.10 he put up starts with a chimney, the transitions through a horizontal wiggle through a detached flake in a roof. At the end of the wiggle, you pull yourself out of the slot on good holds with a lot of exposure.

What are yours?

NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
May 18, 2016 - 06:09pm PT
Mr E, there's a climb at Jtree that is very much like what you describe... It's in a popular area... maybe northwest side of Echo Cove? To get off the ground, you are doing hand/fist stacks and knee jams. Then a horizontal squeeze chimney that slowly spits you out while you face straight down to the ground.


Besides that... my weirdest: chainlink security fencing surrounding the balconies 3-4 flights up a hotel next to a police station in the Soviet Union, after curfew.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
May 18, 2016 - 06:12pm PT
Weird bolt job and climb alike
https://www.mountainproject.com/v/the-super-slacker-highway/108597033
Gunkie

Trad climber
Valles Marineris
May 18, 2016 - 06:20pm PT
Odyssey of an Artichoke on Cannon Mountain in New Hampshire. The 5.10 stuff was no problem. I almost called for a rescue on the final pitch rated 5.6. I couldn't get on top of the damn flake with a helmet on and the gear was 10 feet below on a slab. Weirdness.
Curt

climber
Gold Canyon, AZ
May 18, 2016 - 06:39pm PT
"The Tunnel" at Skytop in the Gunks is a bit like that. It goes up about 50 feet, then sideways about 100 feet (through a tunnel) then goes up another 80 or-so feet.

Curt
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 18, 2016 - 06:46pm PT
Mousetrap at Anglesey, no contest. It's like Salvador Dali created the rock.
I've posted picks here of it before but I'm too knackered to look them up.
Besides, my oysters are trying to escape and that's just knott gonna happen
on my watch.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
May 18, 2016 - 06:47pm PT
I did the FA of Siberian Swarm Scew...the only weird thing I remember was Bev Johnson puking at the crux with others still to follow. We did call it SWARM screw
PhilG

Trad climber
The Circuit, Tonasket WA
May 18, 2016 - 08:11pm PT


healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
May 18, 2016 - 08:18pm PT
The one that used to go up the middle of this tunnel entrance...

Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
May 18, 2016 - 08:25pm PT
I was climbing at a granite dome on the S. Fork Clearwater, 150 miles from my home in Moscow Idaho, when Mt. St. Helens exploded in 1980.

We didn't know anything had happened until we stopped to buy some beer about 60 miles from home.

The last 30 miles to Moscow was: grey-ash snow and zero visibility when another car went by.

It was a very weird day.

Spring 1980 climbing on the South Fork Clearwater River in North Idaho.

There I was, 30 feet out from a #1 Chouinard wired stopper, on loose rock, with a bad case of rectal seepage. I needed to vomit from drinking too much the night before, a dear John letter was stuffed in my back pocket, and from the bottom of the cliff, my near-sighted three-legged cat, Ralph, was yowling incessantly at a rock it mistook for a cougar. The ash from erupting Mt St Helens started falling thickly. It blotted out the sun, like a grey snowstorm. Ashfall had already covered smaller ledges & was sluffing off the slabs above us like spindrift...

Then I saw the tornado.
It was clearly heading our way.

About that time: an old Ford pickup skidded to a stop at the base of the obscure Idaho cliff we were climbing. As I looked down, two locals in camo jumped out, and I heard one scream: Gol-durn rock-climbers-----shoot em!

Just when I thought: this is the end!

The Volcano-related earthquake started shaking the livers out of us. A dump-truck sized boulder broke loose just above me, as I skidded back down to just below my belayer, and I enjoyed a soft catch. The boulder missed us by 5 feet, but squashed the two shooters.

We called it a day, rapped off the route, rounded up Ralph, broke out the left-over beers, and drove through 120 miles of light, fluffy volcanic ash back to scenic Moscow, Idaho. The last 30 miles to Moscow was: grey-ash snow and zero visibility when another car went by. It was a lot like driving through fine cold powder snow.

The next morning, I looked out my window at 6 inches of white volcanic ash, and said: Oh fuk----it didn't melt!
Edge

Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
May 18, 2016 - 08:44pm PT
One of my own creations: The Effects of Kind Bud on an Abnormal Brain

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 18, 2016 - 08:48pm PT
Edge, the thread is about weird, not perverted.
Edge

Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
May 18, 2016 - 09:16pm PT
But Reilly, the line was Divinely inspired!

looks easy from here

climber
Ben Lomond, CA
May 18, 2016 - 09:24pm PT
PhilG, those are RIDICULOUS! I thought they were like tufa pinches when I first scrolled past. Then I looked again and saw the climber. I'm still in shock.

Do you mind sharing a location?

My humble contribution:
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 18, 2016 - 09:29pm PT
Easy, that's the aforementioned Mousetrap.

Here:

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1798086&msg=1803124#msg1803124
MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Topic Author's Reply - May 18, 2016 - 09:44pm PT
Nice contributions, everyone!

PhilG - also blown away by the scale on that first shot...
jogill

climber
Colorado
May 20, 2016 - 11:41am PT
The north face of Teewinot, with its tunnel to the other side near the top. 1956 or 57.
FrankZappa

Trad climber
Hankster's crew
May 20, 2016 - 12:01pm PT
Preposterous Tales
looks easy from here

climber
Ben Lomond, CA
May 20, 2016 - 12:03pm PT
Thanks Reilly. Part of me really wants to go, but then again, British climbing? I've heard what they're like over there...

;p

brotherbbock

climber
Alta Loma, CA
May 20, 2016 - 12:24pm PT
Impeachable Groping in Red Rocks has a 30ft tree climb to start the route.

Stem to the first bolt from the tree.


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