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JC Marin

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 28, 2016 - 09:16pm PT
Got to say I like the new John Boehner..Ted Cruz is a miserable son of a bitch..
must be liberating to retire from the House of Representatives
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:21pm PT
It must run in the family ... http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-scandal-father-jfk-assassination/
jgill

Boulder climber
The high prairie of southern Colorado
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:27pm PT
Lucifer on FOXTV is far more attractive.


And electable.
looks easy from here

climber
Ben Lomond, CA
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:28pm PT
Nope. Lucifer wouldn't have come in third.
jgill

Boulder climber
The high prairie of southern Colorado
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:38pm PT
I think I saw Trump holding a bible once.
PhilG

Trad climber
The Circuit, Tonasket WA
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:48pm PT
Should be an interesting convention if both Lucifer and the Anti-Christ are there!
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:52pm PT

Apr 28, 2016 - 09:38pm PT
I think I saw Trump holding a bible once.

Of course you did.

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Apr 29, 2016 - 05:47am PT
They make them out of asbestos?
Bad Climber

Trad climber
The Lawless Border Regions
Apr 29, 2016 - 06:08am PT
Well played, Jaybro.

BAd
Spiny Norman

Social climber
Boring, Oregon
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:23am PT
The best stuff on Ted Cruz is, amazingly, from his own college roommate — Craig Mazin.

Asked what he thought about Boehner's "Lucifer" comment, Mazin replied, "I think Boehner got to know Ted Cruz pretty well."

Here's a compilation of some of Mazin's greatest hits.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:44am PT
None of these puppets are like normal humans most of us associate with on a daily basis.

Narcisstic puppets... with a smattering of evil thrown in for color.

But Lucifer? Nah.... Lucifer might be selecting which puppet he wants.
WBraun

climber
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:45am PT
Most of the puppets are these moron politards on this site ....
zBrown

Ice climber
Apr 29, 2016 - 09:30am PT
Probably isn't really, but she does bill herself as Lucifer's wife.

Both wallet-size and display size for y'all.

McHale's Navy

Trad climber
From Panorama City, CA
Apr 29, 2016 - 10:27am PT
I'm not following that with anything! Well, try this. Ted Cruz prefers legal shenanigans to democracy:

http://theweek.com/speedreads/601379/ted-cruz-part-george-w-bushs-2000-florida-recount-team-bush-called-theodore
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Apr 29, 2016 - 12:54pm PT
Heidi Cruz cleans up nicely when she wants to look good for the camera.




And she gets all nastied-up when she wants to look good for her husband.





Ted Cruz isn't the real Lucifer.

Demon Ted is a cartoon version, also known as The Checkered Demon.



dirtbag

climber
Apr 29, 2016 - 12:58pm PT
Great news for Ted Cruz! The Satanic Temple has his back, adamantly stating he is not Lucifer.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/29/satanic_temple_explains_why_ted_cruz_isn_t_lucifer.html
overwatch

climber
Arizona
Apr 29, 2016 - 01:08pm PT
I hate to say it but Satan guy sounds more intelligent than most of them poly heads
Spiny Norman

Social climber
Boring, Oregon
Apr 29, 2016 - 02:24pm PT
Heidi Cruz cleans up nicely when she wants to look good for the camera.

‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina On Rally Stage
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Apr 29, 2016 - 04:52pm PT
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Apr 29, 2016 - 06:31pm PT
I want to hear what Klimmer thinks.
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