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Tarbuster
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Mar 26, 2016 - 04:07pm PT
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Listen up peoples, Werner himself prolly doesn't even know what happened.
One of my lesser hobbies, when not noodling around with orbital dynamics, is intercepting and decoding Harkonnen transmissions.
Here's the skinny, actually, my best guess, as of 2:30 AM, Greenwich time:
Werner was doing the usual, tinkering around with gross physical reality:
(prepping some wiring for a flashing cherry install on the roof of the Lemans)
When he finished, all stoked and stuff, he thought to celebrate, and did the Werner Wiggle:
But, BUT, ... Simultaneously at the FISH compound, the Taint Abrader was spooling up:
artwork by Peter Haan
Then, THEN, the space-time continuum experienced a ruffel in one of the event horizon ridges, (in layman's terms, a cosmic fart) and this event occurred:
artwork by Peter Haan
Well, none of us need an explanation for what happens after THAT:
(for the uninitiated, Werner's FIFTH MANIFESTATION)
artwork by Peter Haan
… and his account was deactivated.
Chris Mac, high up on one of the seven continents , threading arętes on his rice rocket, was (and is) unaware of this ripple in the space-time fabric and the SuperTweako™ anomalous deactivation.
Even Werner didn't, or doesn't know.
Until he reads this thread, of course. I mean … How else?
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 26, 2016 - 05:32pm PT
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fosburg
climber
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Mar 26, 2016 - 06:18pm PT
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More likely he was dealing with the ever-problematic Bendix drive in that auto repair photo.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 26, 2016 - 06:55pm PT
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Some words of Herr Braun
Go up to Glacier Point at the railing some time.
Take a close look down and you'll see small bone remnants everywhere from past "Memorializing" ......
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John M
climber
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Mar 26, 2016 - 06:59pm PT
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Too Funny Tarbuster!
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Mar 27, 2016 - 07:22am PT
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Tarbuster! Thanks for taking the time to work out & explain Werner's temporary transmorgification. I believe your work also needs to be cross-posted on The Ark on the Moon thread, since more deep-thinking loonies frequent that spot.
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yanqui
climber
Balcarce, Argentina
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Mar 27, 2016 - 07:44am PT
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 27, 2016 - 08:48am PT
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American Boots. Werner the patriot wants a pair of these.
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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Mar 27, 2016 - 09:16pm PT
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Taint Abrader . . . now that's funny! One of the best ever.
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Mar 28, 2016 - 02:47am PT
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It's just coincidental. It has NOTHING to do with an Easter ceremony.
WVB has come back, from being digitally dead.
Werneru akbar
It is not blasphemous to say that a man is the greatest. A man can be the greatest, without any sort of blasphemy that he is venerated as a God.
Werner is not a God.
Werner is a God-like man that we all aspire to be.
God-like is not God.
God-like is pretty good, and we should all aspire to the same.
Werneru akbar.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 31, 2016 - 08:42am PT
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Thanks for all the years of disappointment. :-)
Glad you're back
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WBraun
climber
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Mar 31, 2016 - 10:14am PT
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I need NEW BOOTS.
I will head over to Chris McNamara excellent gear review labs to see what are the best boots for getting the new boot ......
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 31, 2016 - 10:31am PT
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In Roy's first picture you seem to already have two boots...wtf?
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throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
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Mar 31, 2016 - 10:59am PT
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A duck walked into a drug store and said "give me a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill"
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