Did Werner get the boot?


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right here, right now
Mar 26, 2016 - 04:07pm PT
Listen up peoples, Werner himself prolly doesn't even know what happened.

One of my lesser hobbies, when not noodling around with orbital dynamics, is intercepting and decoding Harkonnen transmissions.

Here's the skinny, actually, my best guess, as of 2:30 AM, Greenwich time:

Werner was doing the usual, tinkering around with gross physical reality:
(prepping some wiring for a flashing cherry install on the roof of the Lemans)

When he finished, all stoked and stuff, he thought to celebrate, and did the Werner Wiggle:

But, BUT, ... Simultaneously at the FISH compound, the Taint Abrader was spooling up:

artwork by Peter Haan

Then, THEN, the space-time continuum experienced a ruffel in one of the event horizon ridges, (in layman's terms, a cosmic fart) and this event occurred:

artwork by Peter Haan

Well, none of us need an explanation for what happens after THAT:
(for the uninitiated, Werner's FIFTH MANIFESTATION)

artwork by Peter Haan

… and his account was deactivated.

Chris Mac, high up on one of the seven continents , threading arętes on his rice rocket, was (and is) unaware of this ripple in the space-time fabric and the SuperTweako™ anomalous deactivation.

Even Werner didn't, or doesn't know.
Until he reads this thread, of course. I mean … How else?

right here, right now
Mar 26, 2016 - 05:32pm PT

Mar 26, 2016 - 06:18pm PT
More likely he was dealing with the ever-problematic Bendix drive in that auto repair photo.

Ice climber
Mar 26, 2016 - 06:55pm PT
Some words of Herr Braun

Go up to Glacier Point at the railing some time.

Take a close look down and you'll see small bone remnants everywhere from past "Memorializing" ......
John M

Mar 26, 2016 - 06:59pm PT
Too Funny Tarbuster!


Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 27, 2016 - 07:22am PT
Tarbuster! Thanks for taking the time to work out & explain Werner's temporary transmorgification. I believe your work also needs to be cross-posted on The Ark on the Moon thread, since more deep-thinking loonies frequent that spot.

Balcarce, Argentina
Mar 27, 2016 - 07:44am PT

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Mar 27, 2016 - 08:48am PT

American Boots. Werner the patriot wants a pair of these.

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Mar 27, 2016 - 09:16pm PT
Taint Abrader . . . now that's funny! One of the best ever.

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Mar 28, 2016 - 02:47am PT
It's just coincidental. It has NOTHING to do with an Easter ceremony.

WVB has come back, from being digitally dead.

Werneru akbar

It is not blasphemous to say that a man is the greatest. A man can be the greatest, without any sort of blasphemy that he is venerated as a God.

Werner is not a God.

Werner is a God-like man that we all aspire to be.

God-like is not God.

God-like is pretty good, and we should all aspire to the same.

Werneru akbar.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 28, 2016 - 10:08pm PT
Werner climbs like a girl makin' a duck face.
[Click to View YouTube Video]

El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 31, 2016 - 08:42am PT

Thanks for all the years of disappointment. :-)

Glad you're back

Mar 31, 2016 - 10:14am PT

I will head over to Chris McNamara excellent gear review labs to see what are the best boots for getting the new boot ......

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 31, 2016 - 10:31am PT
In Roy's first picture you seem to already have two boots...wtf?

Trad climber
Mar 31, 2016 - 10:59am PT
A duck walked into a drug store and said "give me a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill"
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