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skitch

Gym climber
Bend Or
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 9, 2015 - 04:55pm PT
Goddammit!!! I had to stand behind 3 people just to buy my Ben & Jerry's tonight. . .bullshit!!!
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Nov 9, 2015 - 04:56pm PT
I hate people who put their dog poo bags in my empty trashcan when it's on the street.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Nov 9, 2015 - 05:00pm PT
I hate the people who left the dog poo bag I just saw on the trail I just walked on.

Much as I don't like poo bags like that stinking up my trash can, I think I'd ever-so-slightly prefer that, to seeing them laying along the trails for days.
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Nov 9, 2015 - 05:04pm PT
Yeah. There is one road/walkway in and out of Monrovia Canyon Park. People (I hate) will pick up their dog's crap, so as to be seen behaving well, and leave the bag there as if they will pick it up on the way out. Then they walk right by on the way out.

All this when there' a trash can just up the road.

Let's not make this a hate on dogs thread though. I love my dog, and I clean up his poo.
Kauait

Big Wall climber
salt lake city
Nov 9, 2015 - 05:31pm PT
I hate the haters,racists?,poobags,moving,dogs ,video clips, (only cause I don't know how to attach them) Retro bolters, lame topic posts, presidential candidate's,damn I could go on forever!! I hate being tired!! Anyone? help?
John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Nov 9, 2015 - 06:02pm PT
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Nov 9, 2015 - 06:08pm PT
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Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Nov 9, 2015 - 06:13pm PT
"Hate people, like persons."

-Munge circa 1990
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Nov 9, 2015 - 07:06pm PT
Not me,at all.

But,"those living off the grid".............man that is cold.






lol.
zBrown

Ice climber
Nov 9, 2015 - 07:12pm PT
Right on!

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On the other hand.

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On another hand - sanctify.


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Contractor

Boulder climber
CA
Nov 9, 2015 - 07:29pm PT
I not only hate people, I hate my wife and children! I'm trying to watch the Charger game and they keep using the blender and raving about how great their fuking smoothie is ...
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 9, 2015 - 07:36pm PT
I hate Da Bears' management. The Three Stooges could put a better team
on the field. I think it is Mayor Daley's revenge for the Democratic
Convention riots. And I'm still pissed that the wife left the croutons
off the salad last night.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Nov 9, 2015 - 07:46pm PT
I love you skitch. Just the thread title alone gave me a good chuckle

<3
Contractor

Boulder climber
CA
Nov 9, 2015 - 08:37pm PT
Reilly-I bet I hate the Chargers more than you hate the Bears.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Nov 10, 2015 - 02:27pm PT
I see what you did there...

:)
Karen

Trad climber
Casper, Wyoming
Nov 10, 2015 - 03:18pm PT
I hate High School kids who slowly walk in huge groups while I am trying to make a left turn.
peladob

Mountain climber
Mason City, Iowa
Nov 10, 2015 - 03:45pm PT
I hate listening to kids brag about getting into elite private colleges...

....and the worthless degrees they are getting at those colleges which will never in this lifetime get them a job which will pay off the loans they need to be at those colleges.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 10, 2015 - 03:46pm PT
"BAH!!! Humbug!!!"[Click to View YouTube Video]
fosburg

climber
Nov 10, 2015 - 07:08pm PT
Jim Brennan, I will buy you beers
selfish man

Gym climber
Austin, TX
Nov 10, 2015 - 07:25pm PT
High School kids who slowly walk in huge groups while I am trying to make a left turn.

I hate pedestrians in general. Don't even get me started on the car drivers
Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Nov 10, 2015 - 07:32pm PT
The corporate oligarchy.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
Nov 10, 2015 - 08:08pm PT
Karen...that's why your steering wheel has the horn button...
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Nov 10, 2015 - 08:11pm PT
I hate all people, regardless of race, color, or creed.
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Nov 11, 2015 - 03:21am PT
That's a good one Jim, though I have never seen Barfly.

I do not hate people, I love life, I love people, I just hate myself, boo hoo. Wait, I am people.
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Nov 11, 2015 - 04:17am PT
Don't be a love bee,
Do be a hate bee!

C'mon you haters, get it all out!
There's enough hate to go around for everybody. Get your hoods, torches, and pitchforks here. Don't line up, form a stampede, or just stagger forward zombie style. Hate, hate, mwaahahaha!!

We are opening satans gates! Come all you minions of haters into haters grotto. It's a free for all!!

Nazis, Isis, the KKK, or just your garden variety hate mongers are all welcome,
Hades awaits you. Pennants, banners, flags, buttons, and pins. Burning effigies...they're all here!

Join the haters crusade in your neighborhood or just go online. Travel to exotic places and dress in rags, tattoo your face or just change your identity, it's all part of the fun!

*Machetes, Kalashnikovs, and scimitars sold separately.
skitch

Gym climber
Bend Or
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 11, 2015 - 07:49am PT
I love people, if I don't have to interact with them.
Killer K

Boulder climber
Sacramento, CA
Nov 11, 2015 - 07:57am PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:02am PT
H.A. meeting held here daily.

Hitlerian Assembly Haters Anonymous (HAHA) members only!

HAHA does not welcome you!

Our motto: We love to hate!

Speaking for myself, I really really hate BushyBrow's talent for poetry and his ability to emphathize with his BUTT!


Butt seriously, jolks, I have this pink therapeutic pillow, see, from my stay in the hospital?

And it's shaped like a pair of lungs and is now covered with Get Well Messages and Names of (estimated) some fifty RNs, RTs, PTs, MDs, Nurse's Aides, two different Catholic chaplains, and humble room cleaners who helped me along during three weeks in the Gulag of Gorgeous Nurses at the VAPAHCS (Veterans Affairs Palo Alto Health Care System).






Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:06am PT
MOUSE!!. Good to see that Dr Demento didn't remove yer phunny bone!
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:28am PT
Thanks Mouse, I think.
Glad you love/hate my mindless drivel...

Almost started a thread this morning called
'How I Pooped, and other Supertopo high points.'

"Fruit, laxatives, probiotics, and ayahuasca...running to the cammode I began to moan as I positioned myself, the hot lava damburst from my gut required multiple flushing and left me in a state of post evacuatory orgasmic relief."

Then I realized that posting another asinine thread and then being unable to delete it before I croaked from an unexpected malady or accident would be a fate worse than death.

P.S.
Mouse, hot nurses...Almost worth the stay right?
Glad you're back!
-bushy

Commode...
Got it!
VVVV
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:30am PT
'commode'
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:32am PT
I heart/hate you, too, Reiaeieully.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:39am PT
BushBaby, I many times a day consider that time spent in the isolation booth that is my bathroom to be a time whenst I communicate with the higher power.

The toilet seat is the connection.
In the water there is a divine reflection.
But sorry, Lord, I can't do a proper genuflection
Whilst enthroned here with a morning erection.



There once was a bandit named Bart.
He had a commodious heart.
He'd ambush from ditches
Them rich old sumbitches.
And then he wouldst quickly depart.
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:44am PT
Mouse,
I just laughed and laughed...
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Nov 11, 2015 - 08:45am PT
'How Now Brown Clown'

After drinking on the town,
You might wonder what went down,
What once was dinner going down,
Was shat all stinky, warm, and brown,
Between his toes and on his crown,
His poopy pants and seat all brown,
So poopy pants now wears a frown,
His fudgey bender world renowned.

-bushman

Crap
I have to go back to work...ciao!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 7, 2018 - 10:26am PT
"Crib deaths of threads can be prevented" Week.
#RibbonColorChoiceMatters

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 7, 2018 - 10:41am PT
Do you like keep a list of these Dead Sea Trolls or do you actually remember them?
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Nov 7, 2018 - 11:58am PT
#shitposting
Trump

climber
Nov 7, 2018 - 12:28pm PT
TFPU!

I hate the people who start threads and who post to threads and who ban threads.

I like you people though.

All politics is local, really really local!
ionlyski

Trad climber
Polebridge, Montana
Nov 7, 2018 - 12:33pm PT
I hate people who put mag chloride on our roads in winter. RUST!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 7, 2018 - 12:37pm PT
I make an exception for Anita514.

Touche, eh?
Cragar

climber
MSLA - MT
Nov 7, 2018 - 12:43pm PT
Self loathing and arrogance is to hate as oceans are to salt.
Bale

Mountain climber
UT
Nov 7, 2018 - 12:48pm PT
I hate people who pass on roads where gains are obviously minimal. This is especially noticeable on twisty two-lane mountain roads on which these idiots are endangering everyone to get one or two cars ahead. This year some dumb fuk passed me in the Zion tunnel while I was in a steady procession of traffic, where did he think he was going? WTF?!
Jim Clipper

climber
Nov 7, 2018 - 01:44pm PT
"f^ck you" lenny bruce
EdwardT

Trad climber
Retired
Nov 7, 2018 - 02:15pm PT
Gettin' old.

Not a fan.
Mike Honcho

Trad climber
Glenwood Springs, CO
Nov 7, 2018 - 02:38pm PT
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Caylor!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 7, 2018 - 02:51pm PT
Best thang for people haters is solo ocean voyaging.
I’ve been looking at boats lately.
Bale

Mountain climber
UT
Nov 7, 2018 - 02:59pm PT
Reilly, I hate people too, take me with you;)
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 7, 2018 - 03:28pm PT
Bale, I’ll take yer offer under consideration. You do realize you would have to berth in the #2?

Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 7, 2018 - 03:34pm PT
While cleaning up leaves today, I briefly thought about starting a "The turds of Supertopo" thread, but then I started having a pleasant time.

This thread will do, for now.
DanMerrick

Social climber
FKA Banquo from Mo' Hill, CA
Nov 7, 2018 - 03:44pm PT
Marfly:



Wanda: I can't stand people, I hate them.

Henry: Oh yeah?

Wanda: Do you hate them?

Henry: No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around.


At 1:20

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Bale

Mountain climber
UT
Nov 7, 2018 - 04:49pm PT
Yeah Reilly, I could suffer through those accommodations. Wow, is that the boat you’re looking at?
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Nov 7, 2018 - 05:02pm PT
Contractor

Boulder climber
CA
Nov 7, 2018 - 05:14pm PT
People who place their lips on the OUTSIDE of the bong's cylinder.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Nov 7, 2018 - 06:11pm PT
I hate people what dint learn from LSD. Just kidding Cosmic, I do appreciatchya!
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Nov 7, 2018 - 06:32pm PT
I hate that Karen hasn't posted in almost two years. She was cool, hope she's all right.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Nov 7, 2018 - 06:47pm PT
People who say they hate all people because of the adverse activities committed by a limited group of people are being Specist.

Those people are prejudicial, solely on the basis of species. They tar the entire species with the brush that should, appropriately, be only applied to the nefarians.


O'Really.

Has America really come to this?


Caligula nominated his horse to be consul in Ancient Rome. Apparently, Caligula hated all people, and his only friend was that horse.



Try teaching your cat to rope-gun up something too difficult for you to lead, and then belay you up.

Nuff said.
Aeriq

Social climber
Location: It's a MisterE
Nov 7, 2018 - 09:30pm PT
Fun new topic: I hate People

How nice for you.

It seems you are in good company these days.

Hope that works out for your crew.
Psilocyborg

climber
Nov 7, 2018 - 10:55pm PT
"people" that use ranch dressing
mooch

Trad climber
Tribal Base Camp (Riverkern Annex)
Nov 8, 2018 - 06:46am PT
I hate LADWP and "dead as a door nail" William Mullholland. Thieves!
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Nov 8, 2018 - 10:07am PT
Thieves!

DWP purchased those water rights IIRC.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 8, 2018 - 10:09am PT
DWP purchased those water rights IIRC.

If dishonestly.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 8, 2018 - 10:31am PT
$hit, the pedestrians in Utah are the worst.

They walk into the street without even looking.

A few weeks ago a guy stepped in front of my car while pulling his shirt over his head.

My passenger and I had a good laugh when I leaned on my horn and he ripped his shirt off while appearing to crap in his pants.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 8, 2018 - 10:37am PT
My bro-in-law worked in Ethiopia for a while. Apparently Ethiopians believe they’re always followed by their bad spirit. To wit, they are much given to darting out in front of cars trying to cut it as closely as possible so that the bad spirit gets it. Andrew sad it was horrible driving there as their timing is very poor. And even worse they tried it on some remote runways he would land on! 😳
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Nov 8, 2018 - 10:49am PT

Hate is stupid... just know where your heaven is...

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The world has no name, he said. The names of the cerros and the sierras and the deserts exist only on maps. We name them so that we do not lose our way. Yet it was because the way was lost to us already that we have made those names. The world cannot be lost. We are the ones. And it is because these names and these coordinates are our own naming that they cannot save us. That they cannot find for us the way again.

Cragar

climber
MSLA - MT
Nov 8, 2018 - 10:53am PT
RE: LADWP

How much of the Eastside would be developed if the LADWP didn't 'own' such a large amount of land?

Aeriq

Social climber
Location: It's a MisterE
Nov 8, 2018 - 12:24pm PT
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!

Nov 8, 2018 - 12:20pm PT
I wonder if the bridge builders in the gorge could get sued if someone got hurt crossing on them, or if the bridges washed out and destroyed LADWP property downstream?

Clutch your handbag tighter, Dwain.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Nov 8, 2018 - 12:29pm PT
Must suck being all bitter and sh#t, eh Cosmic?


Nawmean
Also, MFM is shitposting? NEVAR!!!

I was referring to the other guy
Bale

Mountain climber
UT
Nov 8, 2018 - 04:12pm PT
People who drink non-alcoholic beer and decaf coffee.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 8, 2018 - 04:52pm PT
People who drink non-alcoholic beer and decaf coffee.


Dood, you may have just lost yer berth in the #2 stateroom.
It could be the lazarette for you.
But there will be coffee aboard.
Bale

Mountain climber
UT
Nov 8, 2018 - 06:02pm PT
People who sail around the world with no beer on the boat.
At least tell me a man with your Euro sensibilities has a few bottles of vin, oui?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 8, 2018 - 06:17pm PT
It’s rum or yer run, matey!

Rum takes up less space.😈
Bale

Mountain climber
UT
Nov 8, 2018 - 06:56pm PT
I’m in, rum and I in the lazarette.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 9, 2018 - 07:06am PT
https://www.gocomics.com/agnes/2018/11/08

"Crazy as a lazarette rat" has very little meaning for most, Reilly.
Bushman

climber
The state of quantum flux
Nov 9, 2018 - 07:24am PT
I hate pity and pity hate.
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