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cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 6, 2015 - 06:38pm PT
U tards are bumping stuff off the front page
Stfu!
philo

climber
Oct 6, 2015 - 06:48pm PT
The irony is when a thread is already on the front page posting to it doesn't bump any other threads off the page. However creating a new and pointless thread does push a thread off page one. So in your effort to express your displeasure over something not happening you made it happen. Better to just ignore it if you don't like it or can't handle it
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 6, 2015 - 06:48pm PT
Great.

Now "I love dogs" is one slot lower.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 6, 2015 - 06:52pm PT
The best thing to do is to bump cool threads - then you can at least temporarily reduce the number of Tard threads...

I get satisfaction from that, fleeting though it is.

Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 6, 2015 - 06:55pm PT
Now "spring loaded nut tools" just got bumped to page 2.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:02pm PT
" Bad Threads" is now page 2.


Perfect.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:12pm PT
I'LL Bump If I Want to . . . .BUMP IF I WANT TO ...
YOU WOULD BUMP TO IF YOU CARED ABOUT CLIMBING
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:26pm PT
The irony is when a thread is already on the front page posting to it doesn't bump any other threads off the page.

The irony is that you think this is true.

If you didn't bump your stupid "scream at the other guy" thread, it would sink off the front page, thereby allowing something worth reading to stay there a little longer.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:39pm PT
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:40pm PT
You could delete it.

But that would start another thread on deleting threads.
zBrown

Ice climber
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:41pm PT
I thought this was about turds. WTF.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:44pm PT
^^ It is. Tard turds overwhelming the front page.
philo

climber
Oct 6, 2015 - 07:53pm PT
Do any of you actually look at the front page? Like for instance now? Seems diverse and largely Climbing oriented to me. Or are you only crying because threads you don't care for are on top?
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 6, 2015 - 08:00pm PT
Ho this junk device,

Phillo, I miss your pictures and dry wit, the ones you delete.
Deleted and will again and again, it's cool, though cause through this back edit
I see that you post in weeds of dismorphism - the political threads.

cave monkey get out of that dank hole the guano is taking its toll.
Do you care about history? Do you mind if I do?
Yeah, I guess you do.
There is a super climbing site I found but I'm new to web surfing
So you probably know it and I would recommend that you go THERE
If I knew how the links thing worked I would help you with that -
but the Site comes up for me every time I google @Rock Climbing.com
MoPro is another web site, but me being a big homo-phoebe (yeah I now what they say)
I can not and do not post over there it's gay.

You could just stay to face book and not like any one , oh it's friend every one?
I have faceplanted enough over the years, so that holds no mystery or entertainment
For me.

I was guilty of serial bumping and will be guilty of it again
And again, the front page is were the closet to real time is.
It is a climbing trait to try to exist in the here and now as much as
Possible.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 6, 2015 - 08:41pm PT
Tail Chasing Dogs,
song title or route name?
Discuss.........................

There's a loop circuit on the North side of the main tower at UW Rock that is called "Racing the Clock" IIRC.

The analogy seems similar...

Cheers, Tad!
couchmaster

climber
Oct 6, 2015 - 08:53pm PT


Tards talking about tards bump to the top. Be interesting to see if we can keep this above the link. Count me in. Link to the other tards: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2698151/Tards-repeating-themselves
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 6, 2015 - 09:05pm PT
Yes, and lest we appear un-PC, we mean Tards in the Stupid American/LowT/Political/Religious/Gun/Abortion/Alien/Conspiracy/Chipped Hold/Chopped Route/Reactive Thinking/Ball Cupping/Has Been/Never Was/Lurker/Risk Appalled/Climate Change Deniers sense, not the short bus.

I feel like I missed some...
crankster

Trad climber
No. Tahoe
Oct 6, 2015 - 09:09pm PT
I feel safer with you all out there...
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 6, 2015 - 09:57pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 6, 2015 - 10:08pm PT
Trying to keep the guard here - this effort is going south fast.

The tardlithium crystals can't take much more abuse, Captain!

Todd Eastman

climber
Bellingham, WA
Oct 6, 2015 - 11:10pm PT
Climbings fun to do, kinda boring to rant about...

... now politics is kinda boring to do, fun to rant about...

Ranting gets hits!

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 7, 2015 - 01:18am PT
What if beating the same drum every day for years at a time to no avail is really fun and self-fulfilling?
You'll probably feel more than a little silly when you realize it.
--Pavlov to one of his dogs

Who's to say?
--the dog in question's response


cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 05:50pm PT
Bumping tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 06:15pm PT
Bumping tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 06:17pm PT
I will continue to bump until it's gone is gone!!!
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 7, 2015 - 06:31pm PT
Um,


You do realize if you keep bumping it will never be gone...right?


I think I see the problem.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 7, 2015 - 06:37pm PT
keep up the good work, cavey!

They are fukkin relentless!
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 7, 2015 - 06:38pm PT
Cavey wants you to stop posting.




Just trying to help.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 7, 2015 - 06:52pm PT

Do tell Lorenzo.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 7, 2015 - 07:02pm PT
Don't look at me.

I didn't start a stupid thread about people posting stupid stuff that isn't climbing taking up room on the first page.

Still waiting for that thread deletion that might help.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 7, 2015 - 07:37pm PT
I didn't start a stupid thread about people posting stupid stuff that isn't climbing taking up room on the first page.
Locker: Who's room

This is getting Alice In Wonderland - pass the hookah-smoking mushroom worm...

did you get the triple-high reference there?

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!"


How far down the rabbit-hole do you want to go, Locker?

Crap. I forgot the glue reference...

:)
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 08:06pm PT
Tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 08:20pm PT
Tards are for its gone
Stfu philo
I can do this all night
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 7, 2015 - 08:23pm PT
Tards are for its gone

Ironic that it isn't "gone",

and the same Tard leads the sheep.

What a fukking spin-out.


LOL.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 08:26pm PT
Tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 08:32pm PT
Tru dat locker
But gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere
Tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 7, 2015 - 09:59pm PT
Tards are gone!
Larry Nelson

Social climber
Oct 7, 2015 - 10:10pm PT
Well, at least I got to add "tardlithium crystals" to my vocabulary, ha, ha.
Thanks Mr E
Todd Eastman

climber
Bellingham, WA
Oct 7, 2015 - 11:41pm PT
Climbings fun to do, kinda boring to rant about...

... now politics is kinda boring to do, fun to rant about...

Ranting gets hits!
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 8, 2015 - 12:40am PT
Is that medicine for retards that are manic depressive, or have
schizophrenia?

Asks the comiccragsman.
U tards are bumping stuff off the front page
Stfu!
You just bumped Tobin to page 2
couchmaster

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 05:53am PT

Ouch. Bring back Tobin. Anyway, I read an interesting stat that surprised me yesterday. 7 Teenagers die every day and 70 more are so screwed up they are in the hospital. EVERY. FRIKKAN. DAY (working the averages here, the true stat is 292,000 injured and 2663 dead annually, even Philo can do the math).

Car accidents.


Here's the interesting stat about the interesting stat: 55% are not wearing their safety belts. And another interesting stat about the interesting stat" 37% were speeding and 25% were drinking alcohol. Do their parents not tell them about this? Do the schools not discuss this? Are their just that many frikkan idiots out there? And they don't just do themselves in, they are taking out others,

We need a law. "No one can drive without wearing a safety belt". And another: "No one can drink and drive". And another: Speeding should be against the law. Especially if you're a little snot nose. A law I say. 3 laws or more. More laws, we need to stop this senseless violence.

But no one gives a rats ass besides me it appears. And where does one get such info? (Don't head to Snopes just yet). The governments CDC site. http://www.cdc.gov/motorvehiclesafety/teen_drivers/teendrivers_factsheet.html

Stop car violence, get the tards off the roads too.
EdwardT

Trad climber
Retired
Oct 8, 2015 - 06:10am PT
Good stuff, Couchmaster.

We need more laws!!!

philo

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 09:32am PT
Tardpocalypse
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Oct 8, 2015 - 09:46am PT
Fukcing Tardnados....
couchmaster

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 12:07pm PT
Full on tardathon over there with the boyz. Looks like this:


Except dudes are older than that. And not as attractive.

Keyboarding sequence: "FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU"
philo

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 12:08pm PT
This thread is really ironic.
philo

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 12:21pm PT
Well Couchie at least I'm typing on a keyboard instead of masterbating kn a toilet
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 01:03pm PT
Welcome the the Thuntardome.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 01:05pm PT
Its a tardnado!!!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 01:14pm PT
Its a tardnado!!!

I think I'll take my chances with the Sharknado instead...



If saying the same thing over and over again were Henry's Roof Sealant

I could have tard my roof with it.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 01:22pm PT
Appreciate your help with the tardalanche control E
💩💩💩💩
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Oct 8, 2015 - 01:34pm PT
Does anyone have a photo of FreedomFirst giving a blow job to a tard because he seems to like to do it.

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Oct 8, 2015 - 01:44pm PT
Tardurbating
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Kelly Morgan, Whitefish MT
Oct 8, 2015 - 02:06pm PT
Never go full Tard...

[Click to View YouTube Video]





I just bought a new outfit from the tardwear store-

cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 02:07pm PT
Or mastardbaiting for the boys
Lurkingtard

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 02:42pm PT
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 02:55pm PT
Laughed so tard i almost cried
No offense on the thread title lurking
Well played
Larry Nelson

Social climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 03:04pm PT
Chewybacca
Dude, the visual of that 2nd picture...you bast@rd!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 03:32pm PT
Glad to help, Cavey!

Feel like I may have to go drop a tard soon...
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 03:50pm PT
Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 8, 2015 - 04:01pm PT
Kinda sad this place is so constardipated.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 04:39pm PT
Sweet
Some of my fav posters chimin in!!!!
Play on words!!!!
Tard and feathered
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 05:12pm PT
HA! Don't let the basTARDS grind you down!

Nice, Kath.






Maybe it's a stars thing? How many are LeoTARDS?
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 05:19pm PT
^^Obviously not a Tard!^^

Going all dead language on my ass.

%^)
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 06:16pm PT
Please bump ur fav thread and banish the tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 06:19pm PT
Its gone is almost gone from the front page!!!!!!
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 06:25pm PT
Bravo tacos
U have helped me bump the tards!!!!
So happy
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Oct 8, 2015 - 06:32pm PT
"Please bump ur fav thread and banish the tards "



If you do, please bump the thread with SOMETHING WORTH READING.

Just posting "bump" is retarded, especially for a forum whose members have so damn much wit and creativity.

I busted my f*#king ass running around all damn day, I finally squeeze maybe twenty minutes to read what's new on My Favorite Forum, and everything new is old. You've made anything new impossible to find. Why?

I read all those threads when they were new. Seeing them all over again - with no new content added - is like a newspaper full of last year's news ( or a climbing magazine ) Think about it.

I know your heart's in the right place, but your head is out to lunch, Rollover.

MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 06:33pm PT
Boo fukking hoo, Chaz.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Oct 8, 2015 - 06:37pm PT
So I've been gone all day. What's got y'all in spaz mode? I must have missed it.

It's not winter yet.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 06:42pm PT
U really added alot rhere chaz
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 06:47pm PT
I got all night to push the tards out
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 07:17pm PT
What in Tardnation is that tardThread bumper zbrown doing here.

Shoo, fly.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Oct 8, 2015 - 07:45pm PT
Tardar sauce
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 07:47pm PT
Tardar sauce

LOL!

You'll have to go to the other thread for that...
John M

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 07:49pm PT
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Oct 8, 2015 - 07:52pm PT
I'm hopping in my tardis to go BITD
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 07:54pm PT
I am kind of bummed to find out that Tardigrades live for-fukking-ever, but then I look at the other thread and understand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 8, 2015 - 08:13pm PT
John M

climber
Oct 8, 2015 - 08:15pm PT
LOL.. okay.. that one was funny..
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2015 - 09:12pm PT
I mus tard!!!
F

climber
away from the ground
Oct 8, 2015 - 10:00pm PT

What, do you have wifi in Chickaloon now? Or are you at work, SKINE?
LuckyPink

climber
the last bivy
Oct 8, 2015 - 10:26pm PT
oh MR E that is f&*() hilarious
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
Oct 8, 2015 - 10:28pm PT
locker

climber
STFU n00b!!!

Oct 8, 2015 - 08:03pm PT

Jim Donini is a very well known climber...

One might even go so far as to say he has reached...

sTARDom...

So says the King BUTTSNORKLINGTARD of ST!
LuckyPink

climber
the last bivy
Oct 8, 2015 - 10:32pm PT
HA! this is what is has devolved into.. all of ST is now :


TAR NATION




that's why i hardly post here anymore..you guys are a crack up
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 8, 2015 - 10:42pm PT
Yeah, I thought you said you were leaving again, again.

Is it TARD NATION or did you mean TAR NATION? Cuz that don't make sense.

lurk: n., I mean v., to lurk

LuckyPink

climber
the last bivy
Oct 8, 2015 - 11:38pm PT
Oh yes you are RIght ... TARD nation!

Mr Mouse ! I hope you are well and happy and feelin good! ..and that heart is beating heartily!! I'm so glad you made it to Facelift! I just saw this thread , it's hilarious ! I was looking for good books to read while I'm out with some spine trouble.. nice post you have over there on the book thread.




Edit: of course I've messed up this thread with all the good vibe to you, but so what??
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 9, 2015 - 01:46am PT
Yeah, but so what? Nyah-nyah!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 9, 2015 - 06:23pm PT
Life is hard, loud and offers little respite here on the tardmac.
zBrown

Ice climber
Oct 9, 2015 - 07:04pm PT
Tôt ou tard

This thread will die...
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 9, 2015 - 07:20pm PT
I laff Tard at that one, Jim!
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 08:06pm PT
Well played jim
Where did u drag up that pic of me?
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 9, 2015 - 08:10pm PT
isn't that the shot of you at the The Barinoff bar, Cavey?
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 08:10pm PT
And i'll buy 10 tardigans if my parents can afford it jim!
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 08:15pm PT
The tardsbegone bar maybe
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 08:28pm PT
Nvr been to petersburg
To rainy for me
Torrential tardpour
Nice looking mtns though
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 08:52pm PT
Tards are vigilant!
Maybe I should read up on the "its gone thread"
Or not
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 9, 2015 - 08:55pm PT
It all seems so important now.


If you let your reactive brain control your world.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 09:28pm PT
Tards
Not sure if I should post here or the friday night while drunk thread
But the point I'm trying to make is.......
Tards repeating themselves
Just to be clear
docsavage

Trad climber
Albuquerque, NM
Oct 9, 2015 - 09:35pm PT
I think the takeaway here is, no one wants to hit the little 'prior topics' button at the bottom of the page ...
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 09:35pm PT
Tards bumping u down
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2015 - 09:42pm PT
Shoulda known u were a willing tard jim with ur baseless accusations!!!!!
Of course u r a main contributor to dancing with the tard!
Todd Eastman

climber
Bellingham, WA
Oct 9, 2015 - 10:20pm PT
Climbings fun to do, kinda boring to rant about...

... now politics is kinda boring to do, fun to rant about...

Ranting gets hits!
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Kelly Morgan, Whitefish MT
Oct 10, 2015 - 08:01am PT
My favorite TV show? Keeping up with the Tardashians.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 10, 2015 - 08:12am PT
House of Tards.

Lurkingtard

climber
Oct 10, 2015 - 09:51am PT
Lurkingtard

climber
Oct 10, 2015 - 09:57am PT

PopTards
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 10, 2015 - 10:09am PT
and here I thought that ST had starded to turn a new leaf....
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 10, 2015 - 10:22am PT
Poor TARDdrool was locktarded.

^^Moosetard!^^

;^)
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Oct 10, 2015 - 04:18pm PT
Reintardation = Coming back as a climber.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 10, 2015 - 09:33pm PT
I just deleted a post so that horrible locker pic wasn't page-top.

High-desert "retardant", if you will.

cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:32am PT
Stop
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:33am PT
Torture
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:33am PT
Circle k
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:34am PT
Blowjob
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:34am PT
Resole
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:34am PT
Glue
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:35am PT
Kinda turned on
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 12:37am PT
Thread drift
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 01:10am PT
Why locker?
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 01:24am PT
Why moose????
Totally harmlesss non religous non political
At least follow with some yum yum
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 02:08am PT


The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......

Oct 10, 2015 - 08:17pm PT
RyanD

climber

Oct 9, 2015 - 08:06am PT
The Chief is full of shet- as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never left nor will I .... leave. Been here the entire time. Factoidamundo......


You mean tardamundo i presume??!!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 11, 2015 - 05:50am PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]

Late to the party
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 06:24pm PT
I feel like this post is Tardy to the thread.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 06:26pm PT
If I were German, I might say they were

DasTardly
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 06:27pm PT
The Crankloons have been sniffing too much sTardust.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 06:32pm PT
..thinking they have reached sTardom...
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 06:33pm PT
..but really just being Dotards.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Oct 11, 2015 - 06:37pm PT
Dickmilch - a German word for clabbered unpasteurized cow's milk.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 06:56pm PT
Tards on top again!!!!
Tard de le tard
Please help
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 07:11pm PT
F*#kin tards
Please stop
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Oct 11, 2015 - 07:18pm PT
F*#kin tards
Please stop

Geez Dude - why do you think they put the "re" before the "tard"?



cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2015 - 07:47pm PT
Tards
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 10:03pm PT
Geez Dude - why do you think they put the "re" before the "tard"?

I knew someone would go there - glad it was't me in the non-fire-proof sense.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 11, 2015 - 10:05pm PT
I am running out of Scrabble-dictionary bumps.

The Tardlithium crystals are toast, Captain.
ß Î Ř T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Oct 11, 2015 - 11:14pm PT
Isn't the word retard etc variants kind of off limits now?
Todd Eastman

climber
Bellingham, WA
Oct 11, 2015 - 11:22pm PT
Go the distance in this Tardathlon!
couchmaster

climber
Oct 12, 2015 - 10:34am PT


Comparing retardation to the stupidity exhibited on the "It's Gone" thread does a disservice to retarded folks everywhere. Jus sayin' Reference link:

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2696743&tn=0&mr=0
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 13, 2015 - 10:36pm PT
when you wish upooooon aaaa staaarrd....
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 13, 2015 - 10:38pm PT
Well played cowboy!
Are we looking out on the same tards?!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 13, 2015 - 10:41pm PT
^^^Billions and billions...
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 13, 2015 - 10:41pm PT
there are just so many stards in the sky tonight, each with its own dull twinkle. there might be a very very dull, special stard out there for every one of us all, if we're lucky.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 13, 2015 - 11:04pm PT
Twinkle twinkle little tard
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 13, 2015 - 11:57pm PT
U tards are bumping stuff off the front page
Stfu!

cavemouse see cavemouse doo-doo

--Mus mustardus
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 14, 2015 - 12:00am PT
U tards are bumping stuff off the front page
Stfu!

cavemouse see cavemouse doo-doo

--Mus mustardus

^^Bubonic Buddy!

%^)
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 14, 2015 - 12:13am PT
Will gladly push religious gun toting politicians into their grave
But im keeping my guns
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 14, 2015 - 12:14am PT
E
Ill be in co tard ise in jan as well
Spent the last 10 winters there
Would be fun to camp with u and the muppet sometime!
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 14, 2015 - 01:39am PT
2 tardred posts
Should i delete and start a tards gone thread!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Oct 14, 2015 - 02:59am PT
Tard. . . . Tard. . . .tard...,.tard....TARD. . . Tard . . . . TARD.. . . .tARD. . tARD

taRD . . . .taRD....tarD.....tarD...taRd...taRd..
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Oct 14, 2015 - 07:34am PT
Can we send the polititards to Tardistan?
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 14, 2015 - 07:36am PT
Jeez kev, just try to have a bigger tard, a little more compassion.

I know it can be tard to follow your true moral compass, but can't you just embrace the tardiness?
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 14, 2015 - 07:57pm PT
Anyone seen this interesting documentary on honey badgers?

They are actually jacked-up weasels! Who knew?

Anyhoo, they kinda get a fixin' for something and don't give up.

Plus, they go for the gonads of the males!

That's some fukking superior predation.

[Click to View YouTube Video]


I feel a wooTard celebration coming on.
John M

climber
Oct 14, 2015 - 08:08pm PT
I know it can be hard to follow your true moral compass
"

wouldn't that be "mortard compass"?
Larry Nelson

Social climber
Oct 15, 2015 - 01:01pm PT
This thread of Tards complaining about Tards posting up on Tard Threads reminds me of an old joke.

Guy gets home from work and says to the wife "How'd your day go honey?"
She says "I had the most disgusting obscene phone call. This guy must have gone on for over 2 hours!"

Edit: And now I just lamely tardily added to the tarding... ;-)
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 15, 2015 - 03:09pm PT
It's a tardknock life.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 15, 2015 - 04:28pm PT
tard

Catalan, Galician, & Maltese: later

Chinese: he finds

French: late

Greek: tart

Gujarati: slit

Tamil: level

Telegu and Urdu: third

Welsh: DARD, whatever that is

A Dard is a member of a group of peoples inhabiting eastern Afghanistan, northern Pakistan, and Kashmir.

Dard is also a group of languages, including Kashmiri, usually classified as Indic but showing strong Iranian influence.


This effort wasn't tardly worth it, probably.




Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 15, 2015 - 04:43pm PT
OP

U tards are bumping stuff off the front page
Stfu!


Hmmm...
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Oct 15, 2015 - 05:06pm PT
OP

U tards are bumping stuff off the front page
Stfu!


Hmmm...
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 15, 2015 - 06:36pm PT
Please repeat yourself lorenzo!
Haha
Some good play on words folks!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 15, 2015 - 06:44pm PT
I was planning a trip to Utahrd (spoken with a southern accent), but I realized I didn't need to do any driving, just clicking!
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 15, 2015 - 07:53pm PT
Feelin winter in the nort country
Sitting back enjoying a hot tardy!
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 15, 2015 - 07:54pm PT
Feeling like a woot ard!
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Oct 15, 2015 - 09:57pm PT
What I did in 1980 is still relevant

Best laugh of the day! Ha! Thanks!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 16, 2015 - 04:42pm PT
I can Tardly believe how they are hamster-wheeling over on my Bernie thread.

cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 16, 2015 - 05:31pm PT
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 18, 2015 - 02:20am PT
overwatch

climber
Oct 18, 2015 - 07:54am PT
You need to get out more, Crimper
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 18, 2015 - 06:01pm PT
woot
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thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Nov 18, 2015 - 06:04pm PT
turds
turds
turds
turns
out
the
whole
[humanity] campfire
is full
of













































turds.











besides the good ones
F

climber
away from the ground
Jun 18, 2016 - 09:53pm PT
Bump the Tards

Anybody hear about the sick AK range paraglider traverse?
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Jun 18, 2016 - 09:56pm PT
Could you please bump some trip reports that we all read 5 years ago?
F

climber
away from the ground
Jun 18, 2016 - 10:10pm PT
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Jun 18, 2016 - 10:15pm PT
Well, that is a nice climbing pic.
dikhed

climber
State of fugue and disbelief
Jun 18, 2016 - 10:55pm PT
awwwwwwwww....poor tornado
F

climber
away from the ground
Oct 10, 2016 - 07:52pm PT
Bump the tards
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 23, 2017 - 01:44am PT
Tardnado
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 30, 2017 - 05:44pm PT
Werner said it was okay, too.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Dec 1, 2017 - 08:17am PT
Craig Fry has this mostly right
I'm Spitting Furious Fire

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/11/30/1719888/-I-m-Spitting-Furious-Fire

I just want to make sure I have this straight.

Under less than one year of GOP leadership:
•Public education in this country is being destroyed
•Higher education is being destroyed
•Our Judiciary is being destroyed
•Our State Department is being destroyed
•The EPA is being destroyed
•Blue states are being specifically targeted for political retribution
•The social safety net is being ripped to shreds
•Millions of American citizens in Puerto Rico are living in Stone Age conditions
•Our closest allies are being antagonized
•Dictatorships are becoming our new best friends
•Honest to goodness f*#king Nazis have the President’s ear
•Our very democracy has been handed over to a hostile foreign power

And now the party of “fiscal responsibility” is about to turn the entire nation into Kansas and add TRILLIONS to the national debt.

WHILE MARCHING US TO WAR WITH NORTH KOREA.

Who is going to pay for that war?

Who is going to fight that war? Our volunteer forces certainly don’t have the capacity.

I am so furious I can barely see straight.

I am also scared witless. Of my own government. In f*#king America.

Anybody who ever has the nerve to utter ‘both parties are the same’ again is dumber than the dumbest dirt.
Bushman

climber
The state of quantum flux
Dec 1, 2017 - 08:33am PT
Just be glad this isn’t your mailbox for the entire year before any modern national election.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 1, 2017 - 11:33am PT
Cavemonkey....I just put up a thread about obscure mountains which I will occasionally bump by adding additional photos. That is one of the only ways to keep climbing on the front page on this “climber’s” (?) forum. The front page is dominated by political/religious threads where the same few people throw darts at each other ad nauseam.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 1, 2017 - 12:27pm PT
Robert L, let me say that you have a terrible grasp of this language.
You are also a very non-serious writer if you cannot clean up your own mistakes.
Let me repeat: NON-serious.

cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 12, 2018 - 07:19pm PT
Cheers to all you politards repeating yourself!
zBrown

Ice climber
Jul 12, 2018 - 07:42pm PT


Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 12, 2018 - 11:46pm PT
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 13, 2018 - 07:58am PT
At least you gave me credit for my photo that u dis me with!! INCEL!!!
HAHAhahahahaha
This 80 degree heatwave has made me on-ry
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