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thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 1, 2015 - 08:58pm PT
Do I have to shave?
The Chief

climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 1, 2015 - 08:59pm PT
That's right RJ!

Here's photo of this mornings WME daily colors cermony:


And me and my CHP neighbor standing by this afternoon for any potential incursion from CALTRANS onto our compound...


Don't FK with us up and over here on WME!



EDIT:

AND FRITZ, WTF! At least I leave my weps standing by L&L'd at the door.

You on the otherhand. That's what happens when a Liberal moves to Idaho. They gotta man their weps 24/7 in fear of the Brotherhood. Tisk Tisk.

http://www.supertopo.com/inc/view_photos.php?s=upload_date&o=DESC&v=2&cur=40&r=&ftr=&ftr2=PD87PTw4OSU,&ftr3=&ppform=&ppfield=&pppname=&photoalbumid=
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Goldenville west of Lurkerville
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:07pm PT
The Chief...Stand down......I'll be the guy with the white flag and cold IPA"S...
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:08pm PT
Terrorists often have really bad teeth.

rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Goldenville west of Lurkerville
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:14pm PT
Spider...Too bad you don't work for cal trans...Free dental...!
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:15pm PT
Chief, care to offer any other, more intelligible, gems of insight on "the Weps" and dealing with the Man, or what a proper Westerner does with his guns? [does it involve body cavities?]







The Chief

climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 1, 2015 - 09:22pm PT


^^^^^^WTF is with the fking pellet popgun in the last foto^^^^^^^^ Cowboy... and what's with the Ear Muffs?

Jesus H Chris almighty. New Hipsters trying to find their way in the world.




PS PS COWBOY. Bad Ju Ju to post up personal weps (even if they are wanna be pop guns) in use fotos in public. Think about that one and then get back to me.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:32pm PT
Ah---Chief.

Per your posting of my Idaho camping photo, I am an "Idaho Native," & a strange blend of liberal tree-hugger vs redneck conservative, common to this backward & gun-loving state.

I posted this on TheBraveCowboy's skunk thread tonight.

Sep 1, 2015 - 04:04pm PT
Brave Cowboy: I feel for your plight.

We have intervals where we have lots of skunks here on the ranchette, then there's a die-off, likely due to rabies.

I unfortunately have caught them in a live trap like Chaz posted on three occasions, when I was trying to live-trap stray cats or rock chucks.

First time, I was conveniently out of town, so Heidi called Fish & Game and an summer-intern Warden showed up to deal with the skunk. They agreed on the tarp-method, and the intern got the piss sprayed out of the tarp & him, while Heidi watched from a safe distance. After a while he borrowed my 22 rifle shot it, bagged the stinking body and left, and the ranchette smelled of dead skunk for three days. (I’m sure the poor intern-Warden found a new career choice.)

So-----I don't believe in tarps anymore.

The next year, I went out to the live trap at 7:00 AM and found a skunk instead of a stray cat. I wandered back to the house for coffee & thought up a new plan. Normally skunks squirt when shot, but I had been counseled that if a bullet breaks their spinal cord, they can't squirt. I had also noted that lack of squirting, when I shot a rabid skunk that was attempting to join us & some friends during an afternoon tour around the ranchette. It still is important to bury skunks before the muscles relax and the odor comes out.

Fortified with coffee, I walked back to the trapped skunk with my 22 rifle & a shovel. I closed on the skunk until he was getting real excited, backed off a little and dug a deep hole. Then I moved as close as possible to the skunk & shot him 3 times in the back of the neck, opened the cage, dumped him into the hole, & quickly back-filled it. I hardly got any stink on me at all.

The third time was this summer and I tried the same scenario, but wasn’t as lucky in my shooting, due to the cage wire deflecting two of my shots. I shot more times to be sure of the kill & the skunk started dripping thick & stinky goo from the stink orifice. I got totally skunked, but dumped the victim and back-filled the hole, before stumbling to our back porch, stripping and taking a very long shower. I could smell & taste skunk scent for two days.

Maybe you need a meaner dog?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2679644&tn=20
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:34pm PT
Uh, chief, I put some ear pro on the woman as she fired the .22 pump.

and yeah, re: "personal weps"...I don't own that firearm. Nor do I care/fear/worry/sweat showing them on the web, given that I don't believe a national firearm clampdown is possible.


mid-aged folk with complex and nuanced politix trying to find their way in the world.
better

Now, down to brass tacks, should we prison wallet that sh#t to be true westerners?
The Chief

climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 1, 2015 - 09:43pm PT
.22 pump.



Like I said cowboy, a Pop Pellet Gun.





FRITZ, all Bullshet aside... where in Idaho do you reside?
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:46pm PT
How I spot terrorists:

thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 1, 2015 - 09:46pm PT
Sorry it's not thick enough for your liking Chief.


Night-night, some of us gotta work and climb sh#t tomorrow.
Gary

Social climber
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Sep 1, 2015 - 10:12pm PT
Reilly:
You're more than welcome, especially if you can justify the discrepancy in retirement and health care benefits.

Talk to your congressman. They like wearing their flag lapel pins but when it comes to veterans, they forget all that patriot BS when they leave the service.

The Chief

climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 1, 2015 - 10:13pm PT
No Healyje... Here's a true Terrorist of the rock vertical world.......




Talk to your congressman.They like wearing their flag lapel pins but when it comes to veterans, they forget all that patriot BS when they leave the service.

Hey Gary Schenk.... Got some real balls? Tell that to the (Retired Marine Corps Col with six Combat trips to Vietnam) below dude's face. I will even bring him down to your office under the 405. He's my Congressmen.


I'll give you his phone number if want. Tell em I, Rick Poedtke the Chief from Bishops Vet to Vet Program sent ya. He knows all about us. Intimately. He'd love to hear your bullshet whinning.

I see you aint got the balls to let us know how much you're gonna get from Calpers AND that Wall Street funded 401K ya got under that pillow of yours when you retire.



FRUMY

Trad climber
Bishop,CA
Sep 2, 2015 - 08:08am PT
Spider you crack me up.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Sep 2, 2015 - 08:09am PT
Chief! Re your question: FRITZ, all Bullshet aside... where in Idaho do you reside?

I like Bullschist! S. Central Idaho. I was born 40 miles from where I live & Heidi grew up on an Idaho homestead.




jeff constine

Trad climber
Ao Namao
Sep 2, 2015 - 08:13am PT
I gots me a Permit to blast them!!! Did ya get yours?

FRUMY

Trad climber
Bishop,CA
Sep 2, 2015 - 08:17am PT
I don't need no stinking permit.
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Sep 2, 2015 - 09:04am PT
Fritz! I been told these are gooooood eating! Waste not want not!

o-man

Social climber
Paia,Maui,HI
Sep 2, 2015 - 12:35pm PT
Clop Clop Clop, Bang Bang Bang, Clop Clop Clop
Amish drive by
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