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jstan

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 28, 2015 - 08:02am PT
ST has gone awesome. Truly. To celebrate this I have a new procedure. I count to 50 before pushing the button.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jul 28, 2015 - 08:16am PT
Drunk people might not be able to count to fifty, so it's just one two three feven, click click click.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jul 28, 2015 - 08:49am PT
i usually get to at least tweleven
rgold

Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
Jul 28, 2015 - 08:50am PT
I count to 24.

24 hours that is.

And I can't begin to count the number of things I haven't posted once a good night's sleep has intervened.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Jul 28, 2015 - 08:58am PT
I hit Post before I finish my thought, then I wake up the next morning to a wicked hangover and awesome surprises!


mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 28, 2015 - 09:08am PT
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Jul 28, 2015 - 09:13am PT
The platypus, I can understand but what is it about Ducks?




Oops wish I had counted before I posted that . .


Then there is the auto correct of a sub par machine. . .( before it said before it said be fare)
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Jul 28, 2015 - 12:22pm PT
Before pushing which button,John? I usually wait before pushing the "post this reply" button, but it usually takes less than a second of reading my post before I reflexively push the "edit" button.

John

Edit: Sure enough, I caught a typo in the second word of this post. Thanks to anyone who read it and was kind enough not to rub my face in it.
jgill

Boulder climber
The high prairie of southern Colorado
Jul 28, 2015 - 04:13pm PT
If I counted to 50 I would be left sitting in front of the computer wondering why I was there in the first place.

Dangerous procedure for us truly old guys, John!
mynameismud

climber
backseat
Jul 28, 2015 - 04:22pm PT
jgill, if every poster used you as an example there would be no need for mods.
jstan

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 28, 2015 - 06:26pm PT
There has been tremendous interest in finding the evolutionary changes that made it possible for homo sapiens to survive. Without a sense of humor we would not have survived. Someone needs to look at the cave drawings in France to find evidence for a sense of humor. Maybe this is what killed the Neanderthal?

Apache rock art in Texas features huge penises. Clearly the Apache had a sense of humor, though no one attributes to them this trait.

50
zBrown

Ice climber
Jul 28, 2015 - 07:30pm PT
For real?

Whilst there are many here whose word I would never accept, I will take the man at his.

The more posts the merrier. Post often and don't worry about the content. Nobody really cares. The larger the total number of posts the more effort that is required to find the good ones.

Industriousness is it's own reward.


As if to prove zBrown's point, here (with some industrial strength research) is a moving picture version.


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the museum

Trad climber
Jul 28, 2015 - 07:41pm PT
Don't embarrass me man....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0m8MsMspU

the museum
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 28, 2015 - 07:53pm PT

I don't have that many fingers and toes!!!!
rbord

Boulder climber
atlanta
Jul 29, 2015 - 12:28pm PT
Seriously? I'm not wasting my resources on this foolishly exhaustive computational model in order to alter my behavior. I'm summoning my most awesomest human heuristic - 1 2 skip a few 50! Oh wait did I get the right answer? :-)
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jul 29, 2015 - 01:01pm PT
I just count to 10, one for each type of person in this world.
You know, there are just 10 types of people.


Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Jul 29, 2015 - 01:30pm PT
For some reason (probably because it's good), your humor has been hitting bull's eyes with me today, k-man.

John
The Call Of K2 Lou

Mountain climber
North Shore, BC
Jul 29, 2015 - 02:11pm PT
Polonius said it best: "Give every man thy ear but few thy voice."

Shakespeare made me a lurker.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 29, 2015 - 03:42pm PT
A Danish lord, Polonius is the father of Laertes and Ophelia. And he's exactly the kind of dad who's so embarrassing that you don't even want to bring friends to meet him: he's self-absorbed, long-winded, and dull.

When one of the players delivers a heart-wrenching speech about Priam's death, Polonius interrupts to say (and we are not making this up), "This is too long."--Schmoop

Please note that Mr. Polonius is placed in the cast to be comic relief, but only when played by the right actor, in which case he's likely to be hilarious.

"To be Polonius or not to be."--Spamlet, Act 50, Scene 50.

Spamlet is not famous, as it is one of the longest works for the stage EVER! It is a comedy of such hilarity that no one has lived through the entire play. Everyone who's ever tried to see the whole play has died laughing so far. It is banned in all fifty U.S. states and in most of the rest of the world because of this.
zBrown

Ice climber
Jul 29, 2015 - 07:02pm PT
one two
buckle a shoe
three four
hit the floor
five sicks
show us your di .. picks
seven eight
carry your own weight
nine ten
Ho Chi Minh






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