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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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I would like to invite all the non dickish people
Feminist?
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Have fun Suprema!! Watch out for flying Blue Butt Plugs!
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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What are cordelettes?
My climbing career spanned the late 1890s or so, I forget...
Suprema,
Thanks for having the cool beer name;
....Suprema stopped mid-step, gripping the flashlight tighter but instinctually raising her snub nosed thirty eight. In the center of the field were multiple rows of green duck heads mounted on sticks positioned in a circular pattern around a tall figure in a red cape. As the caped figure turned to face her she recognized him by the makeup and the leer on his face...it was the Red Clown! He held a shot gun in his right hand and a duck head in his left. As he raised the shotgun towards her an evil laugh spluttered from his swollen red lips. 'Crack, Crack!!' Two shots rang out and the clown figure collapsed, crushing several of the duck heads as he fell. The sweat was palpable on her neck, her gun hand tingling as Suprema exhaled a sigh.
"You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, Sweetie Pie," a voice said from directly behind her.
(Being written into a fictional accout is free for the first ten words but is billable at .08¢ per word after that. Cash and all major credit cards will be accepted).
Welcome to Supertopo, Suprema!
-bushman
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guyman
Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Welcome, I have enjoyed the work you have done at MP.
But I want to tell you now that SuperTopo Forum Members, don’t dick around.
MP forum members run screaming from the room calling for MODERATORS to HELP at the first hint of anything not PC, or not conforming to the strict science of Mt. Climbing per the COLORADO METHOD.
We never do that, you yell for the MODERATOR to come help you, like screaming for your daddy, and daddy is more likely to wack your ass than the supposed evil doer.
Please post a TR or two, your rad adventures always fan the stoke.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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So someone can make repeated lame jokes about girlz with crabz?
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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locker don't you mean...
In the memetime...
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Trolls, weirdos, dope fiends, drunkards, serial masturbators, politards, model train enthusiasts, aid climbers.....
You left out Boulder prancers and sport climmers..
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guyman
Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Dude this sport welcomes all sorts of people..... she is not even close to making the top 100
ever hear of psycho Kenny????
Google it
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Alpamayo
Trad climber
Davis, CA
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Manhands!!
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Burchey, bro, just that one boot to lick 'fore you can secure a lifetime of great TRs.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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It's just comforting to know that we welcome rejects from more moderated forums.
It's fukking heart-warming, I tell ya!
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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You say MC has a forum....why I thought they were just an Internet guide book.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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You say MP has a forum....why I thought they were just an Internet guide book.
There, I fixed it for you, and bumped the new "Jaybro's Sister, aka DMT before the sex-change?"
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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They are tough and sketchy - I would never order one.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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BAM! And there it is
Will it make a difference?
It's a Brave New Internet World - we shall see.
I kinda like this Jeebus guy...
how far down the rabbit-hole will you go?
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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REI sucks.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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If you haven't sent an FA in the last week, you are not local for sure, Braj.
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