Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
This thread has been locked
Messages 21 - 40 of total 49 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Jul 8, 2015 - 05:54am PT
I would like to invite all the non dickish people

Feminist?
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Jul 8, 2015 - 05:54am PT
Have fun Suprema!! Watch out for flying Blue Butt Plugs!
Bushman

Social climber
Elk Grove, California
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:21am PT
What are cordelettes?
My climbing career spanned the late 1890s or so, I forget...

Suprema,

Thanks for having the cool beer name;

....Suprema stopped mid-step, gripping the flashlight tighter but instinctually raising her snub nosed thirty eight. In the center of the field were multiple rows of green duck heads mounted on sticks positioned in a circular pattern around a tall figure in a red cape. As the caped figure turned to face her she recognized him by the makeup and the leer on his face...it was the Red Clown! He held a shot gun in his right hand and a duck head in his left. As he raised the shotgun towards her an evil laugh spluttered from his swollen red lips. 'Crack, Crack!!' Two shots rang out and the clown figure collapsed, crushing several of the duck heads as he fell. The sweat was palpable on her neck, her gun hand tingling as Suprema exhaled a sigh.

"You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, Sweetie Pie," a voice said from directly behind her.

(Being written into a fictional accout is free for the first ten words but is billable at .08¢ per word after that. Cash and all major credit cards will be accepted).

Welcome to Supertopo, Suprema!

-bushman
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:58am PT
Welcome, I have enjoyed the work you have done at MP.
But I want to tell you now that SuperTopo Forum Members, don’t dick around.
MP forum members run screaming from the room calling for MODERATORS to HELP at the first hint of anything not PC, or not conforming to the strict science of Mt. Climbing per the COLORADO METHOD.
We never do that, you yell for the MODERATOR to come help you, like screaming for your daddy, and daddy is more likely to wack your ass than the supposed evil doer.

Please post a TR or two, your rad adventures always fan the stoke.


apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 8, 2015 - 09:28am PT
So someone can make repeated lame jokes about girlz with crabz?
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jul 8, 2015 - 10:03am PT
locker don't you mean...


In the memetime...
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Jul 8, 2015 - 10:37am PT
Trolls, weirdos, dope fiends, drunkards, serial masturbators, politards, model train enthusiasts, aid climbers.....

You left out Boulder prancers and sport climmers..
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Jul 8, 2015 - 12:19pm PT
Dude this sport welcomes all sorts of people..... she is not even close to making the top 100

ever hear of psycho Kenny????

Google it
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Jul 8, 2015 - 12:26pm PT

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Alpamayo

Trad climber
Davis, CA
Jul 8, 2015 - 02:45pm PT
Manhands!!
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Jul 8, 2015 - 06:35pm PT
Burchey, bro, just that one boot to lick 'fore you can secure a lifetime of great TRs.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:29pm PT
It's just comforting to know that we welcome rejects from more moderated forums.

It's fukking heart-warming, I tell ya!
ß Î Ø T Ç H

climber
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:31pm PT
Grandma Burgers
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:41pm PT
You say MC has a forum....why I thought they were just an Internet guide book.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:45pm PT
You say MP has a forum....why I thought they were just an Internet guide book.

There, I fixed it for you, and bumped the new "Jaybro's Sister, aka DMT before the sex-change?"
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Jul 8, 2015 - 08:58pm PT
They are tough and sketchy - I would never order one.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

climber
Jul 8, 2015 - 09:26pm PT
Have a slurpy durpy day, y'awl!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Jul 8, 2015 - 09:42pm PT
BAM! And there it is

Will it make a difference?

It's a Brave New Internet World - we shall see.

I kinda like this Jeebus guy...

how far down the rabbit-hole will you go?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 8, 2015 - 09:57pm PT
REI sucks.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Jul 8, 2015 - 10:14pm PT
If you haven't sent an FA in the last week, you are not local for sure, Braj.
Messages 21 - 40 of total 49 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Return to Forum List
 
Our Guidebooks
spacerCheck 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks

guidebook icon
Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Recent Route Beta