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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 4, 2015 - 05:58am PT
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If attacked by a mob of clowns,
go for the juggler
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Always pay the piper.
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Gary
Social climber
From A Buick 6
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Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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wait.
why is the juggler
more venerable?
do you subscribe to
inferior understanding?
the juggler is king.
and he would counter-
attack before you
authored your unique shadow.
because the juggler
is special.
he navigates the absurd
by trade.
he serenades the gravity
mistress.
and she shoots her panties
when he does.
so we are left to surmise
that our apparently distracted
juggler is actually so
hyper-in-tuned with the
chaotic goings-on everywhere,
that his blood is
actually ours
and every time that
we gather a wound his
substance heals us.
do not f*#k with the juggler.
f*#k with the pretty
mistress atop long legs.
she is actually more intact
than the juggler
but dying by her faculties
provides us a shallow bliss
that on-goes our species.
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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 4, 2015 - 02:35pm PT
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jonnyrig
climber
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Log off.
Someday I might.
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T2
climber
Cardiff by the sea
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Buy low, sell high.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Cruise slow, ride low.
Visit the Advice & Cheese Shop in Flames Plaza for the cheapest advice.
Don't be so fast to say someone is stupid.
Watch this.[Click to View YouTube Video]
Tad, tie your shoes.
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john hansen
climber
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When in doubt,, do as the Doubtans do.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Then do the opposite.
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hobo_dan
Social climber
Minnesota
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If you don't pay attention in History- you're doomed to hear your History teacher repeat it
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Aug 29, 2015 - 08:53am PT
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keep your living expenses minimal.
work in a coffee shop,
get off at 11.
go lead r, x routes on whims
escape reality thru
chemical means.
f*#k often.
die young.
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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Aug 29, 2015 - 09:00am PT
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Nobody eats the big watermelon by themselves.
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Aug 29, 2015 - 12:44pm PT
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When faced with only two ideas, try both.
Don't let 3 seconds of courage f%ck you up for life.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Aug 29, 2015 - 01:07pm PT
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Fresh squeezed organic lemon juice, combined with fine ground pink Himalayan salt makes an excellent natural antiseptic for gobies and rock rash.
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quartzmonzonite
climber
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Aug 29, 2015 - 01:10pm PT
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What if they juggling chainsaws
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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Aug 29, 2015 - 01:18pm PT
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Never trust a Leprechaun riding a unicorn to Atlantis.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Aug 29, 2015 - 01:22pm PT
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Visit the Advice and Cheese Shop on The Flames.
We have specials daily.
"Squeeze the Lemmon."
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Aug 29, 2015 - 01:31pm PT
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Fresh squeezed organic lemon juice, combined with fine ground pink Himalayan salt makes an excellent natural antiseptic for gobies and rock rash.
If something hurts, it's good for you.
If something tastes bad, it's good for you.
At least, that's what Mom said.
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Woody the Beaver
Trad climber
Soldier, Idaho
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Aug 29, 2015 - 07:22pm PT
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Buy sheep, sell deer.
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