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Happiegrrrl2
Trad climber
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 27, 2015 - 01:19pm PT
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I have friend who seems to *often* post things poop-related on his Facebook. Today, it was a quiz about how much you know about - yup! - poop.
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/rm-quiz-poop
I know it's not climbing-related, but one of the questions asks if if it is true that a healthy poop will coil like a factory-spooled rope.*
*not really
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Apr 27, 2015 - 01:41pm PT
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I know it's not climbing-related
Not climbing related?
Have you been away for a while?
Two thirds of the stuff around here would easily qualify as "poop"!
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Apr 27, 2015 - 06:18pm PT
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I must have skipped poop class - only got 67%.
Probably had to go sh#t or something I suppose.
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hobo_dan
Social climber
Minnesota
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Apr 27, 2015 - 07:16pm PT
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75% Dang I always thought I was the PHD of the BHD
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Apr 27, 2015 - 07:21pm PT
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I jest need to post for those of us that are offended by poop stories.
I cleaned up too much sh#t, while cleaning campground toilets in my college summer Forest Service job days, to ever be amused by sh#t stories.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:00pm PT
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Speaking of cleaning up poop - it's been damn near 30 years since my munchkin required my intervention on the poop patrol front - but to this day I cannot get rid of the mental image of the first time I changed a diaper after feeding my child her first bowl of pureed carrots.
Never in my wildest Day-Glo dreams did I ever imagine neon orange poop!
Had smartphones been around back then - I'm sure I would have taken a picture!
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:34pm PT
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Just wait until Locker finds a way to combine boobs and poop - the Universe will end as we know it!
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:42pm PT
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83%
I'm so happy I could poop
So I think I will
Talk about the power of suggestion...
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:45pm PT
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I didn't leave my tent for 36 hours in a storm once. Need I go on?
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:48pm PT
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Bubbles, Ricky D, Bushman and Reilly.........best laughs I've had in days. How do I learn to have a funny bone like yo guys?
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limpingcrab
Trad climber
the middle of CA
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:48pm PT
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I've pooped my pants twice from landing too hard on a snowboard. One time I tore my anal sphincter so I couldn't hold poop in for a little over a week.
Oh, wait, we're not sharing poop stories?
I jest need to post for those of us that are offended by poop stories.
I cleaned up too much sh#t, while cleaning campground toilets in my college summer Forest Service job days, to ever be amused by sh#t stories. Hmmm.... I've had three poop cleaning jobs and they made it even harder for people to offend or gross me out. You think campgrounds are bad, try cleaning summer camp crappers where kids are trying to be funny!!!
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:53pm PT
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I just learned something...
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 27, 2015 - 11:14pm PT
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We had this smelly john at the bookstore on the Merced Mall.
It was pretty foul, then after a time it took a dump on us, backing up and causing the whole back area to stink.
I was THE ONLY ONE to voluntarily go in full tilt to do the clean-up.
Everybody thanked me. I was happy to do it. I was the oldest person working there. I had lots of experience cleaning smelly old oil tanks, which could KILL YOU if you stayed in there long enough.
That was all pre-OSHA, though, and we were just kind of told to go in there and clean it out and tie into this rope--if you stop talking to us we'll try to pull you out.
We took turns in the oilpatch, though. The kids in the bookstore were horrified that they might have to handle something.
All I handled was the mop and pail and sponges with long gloves and a smile on my face.
It took me over three hours to do a good enough job.
The District Manager told the boss to give me more hours, that I deserved it.
A Minor victory for the guy who refuses to clean his own toilet. You should see it. Due for a good rub with a pumice. I'll get to it soon. Just sayin'.
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My mentor, Dillis Millis, was always good for a sh#t joke, too, but they were more than offensive. We're talkin' Gross, man.
Awful offal jokes often fall short of humor and just lie there like a stinkin' turd. He left a trail of them.
R.I.P., Millis. Don't step in anything.
NOT everyone likes a poop story, good or awful.
It turds out I don't know shyte about poop: 50% and I blame the Prunes.
[Click to View YouTube Video]The Prunes are: Simon Bonde, Christian Buksti and Peder Pedersen.
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