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Radish
Trad climber
SeKi, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 27, 2015 - 10:49am PT
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I've read these over the years and always get a good laugh. Here's a few, some from an old story in 'Ascent' written by Dick Shockley
Cruise or Bruise
Succeed or Bleed
Top or Chop
Summit or Plummet
Make hast or tomato paste
Finger locks or cedar box
Consummate skills or heavy bills
Climb in style or fly a mile
Unravel the mystery or soon become history
Endurance or Insurance
Keep your head or Hospital bed
Lunge or plunge
get the knack or face a smack
Underclings or Angel Wings
Nail the seam or giant scream
a couple of new ones....
Don't know Knots, Tie lots
Smoke pot, check knot
one more I remember....
Edging skills or Hospital bills
Anybody have any new ones??
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ECF
Big Wall climber
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Apr 27, 2015 - 11:32am PT
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Fly or die
Lead or bleed
Hold or fold
Cling or swing
Crimp or limp
Get higher on the spire, or just effing retire
Shuffle your feet, loose your seat
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Apr 27, 2015 - 12:59pm PT
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Fire or retire
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Apr 27, 2015 - 01:16pm PT
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Lose yer stance, shitcher pants. (my own concoction)
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WBraun
climber
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Apr 27, 2015 - 05:23pm PT
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When in doubt run it out ......
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drunkenmaster
Social climber
santa rosa
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Apr 27, 2015 - 05:53pm PT
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some climbs that rhyme right on time:
pine line
shake n bake
compression session
you snooze you loose
no brain no pain
squeel if you peel
my fa's:
wake n bake
pocket rocket
nutcracker and buttcracker
sugar booger
scrunch n munch
summit or plummet
:)
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richross
Trad climber
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Apr 27, 2015 - 07:43pm PT
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Eenie Meenie
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Apr 27, 2015 - 08:59pm PT
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Rack up and sack up
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two-shoes
Trad climber
Auberry, CA
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Apr 27, 2015 - 09:21pm PT
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No mistake or big pancake
Bop till ya drop
Do it good or talus food
Scoop before you droop
Check it before you wreck it
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Apr 28, 2015 - 05:10am PT
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Send it or end it
A new one
Calf lock or post op
And the classic
Blotter is my spotter!
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Apr 28, 2015 - 09:53am PT
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Lunch time is nap time
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Jones in LA
Mountain climber
Tarzana, California
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Apr 28, 2015 - 01:49pm PT
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Beak 'n freak
Nailin' & wailin'
Hookin' & not lookin'
Dope on a rope.
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 28, 2015 - 08:38pm PT
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Peel and squeal.
(Technique requires ripping skins off skis while skis are still on feet. Snow on glue face is bad form.)
When hands are bleak,
spread your feet.
Where to go?
Turn your toe.
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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Apr 28, 2015 - 09:09pm PT
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Climb much higher
and meet the choir
Bird on a wire
or funeral pyre
Flash the route
or point is moot
Find your groove
and make that move
Take some slack
and jam that crack
Flame out on a crack
Break your mother's back
Gored by a rhino
or fire the dyno
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thebravecowboy
climber
Where'd the cheese go at?
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Apr 28, 2015 - 09:17pm PT
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Philo sed:
It Goes; A rack and a rope and a little bit of dope.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Apr 29, 2015 - 05:55am PT
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I did two point leads
before
there were 'two hit' Weeds . . .
SMILES FOR MILES!!
If it was first climbed by Kamps,
You're gonna' get cramps,
It is put up by Long, At least,?
You will need Bongs,
it could be a beast. .
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 29, 2015 - 06:51am PT
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Edging Skills or Hospital Bills
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