Werner....your photo in on/in the Houston Chronicle

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Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 24, 2015 - 05:23pm PT
Chron.com

:)
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Apr 24, 2015 - 08:16pm PT
Ok everybody recognizes the photo, but Hb, what r u chewing and who took. The. Photo

Sent f ipad Blame applle
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Apr 24, 2015 - 08:34pm PT
Phil Bard photo, as I recall - I still have the Yosemite Climber Calendar (1986 or 1987).
[Edit:] Oops, see Werner's correction below.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Apr 24, 2015 - 08:40pm PT
My first 9 in the Valley and Werner was there, sans rope.
WBraun

climber
Apr 24, 2015 - 08:43pm PT
Bob Gaines photo and not Phil Bard ....

Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2015 - 09:42pm PT
Chronic indeed. When trying to hack out the post on my phone I almost gave up since it kept auto-correcting "Chron" to "Chronic". I was sitting on the Boulder/Denver bus at the time - buses that now have the perma-smell of weed. :)
rockermike

Trad climber
Berkeley
Apr 24, 2015 - 10:16pm PT
But I always wondered.... did he climb the whole route one handed? That would be quite a feat.

As I recall that was my first 'hardman' route.... back in '77 or so. Probably not even a hardman route by then. ha But I never have done it clean. Maybe if I wasn't dicking with pro I could flash it. :)
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Apr 25, 2015 - 05:40am PT
werner please grant me
honorary induction into
the stonemasters tribe of fame.

i am currently seeking
endorsements from
any surviving
or passed members.

my trail is exquisite,
i could onsite the green arch,
though i don't smoke pot.
i'm brash and overconfident.
and my lats show.


we could have an awkward
ceremony up in strawberry,
punctuated by the spinning
of old records, the roar
of the mighty American river,
and wind whistling thru
sugar pines.

what are my chances?
couchmaster

climber
Apr 25, 2015 - 06:40am PT
That's a great yarn that Werners's told on Supertopo previously Chucar. Short version, someone on a ledge had it and just handed it over to him.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Apr 25, 2015 - 07:00am PT
If the boombox had not so quickly gone out of style, Herr Braun could have made a fortune in royalties with a well placed series of ads utilizing that photo.

The BraunBox. (Don't laugh, Vidal Sassoon was offered a deal to have a car named after him.)

Photoshop in a slight amount of grey hair and an arm caked in iWatches and it still warrants a deal. Get your trademarks in order mein freund and don't leave your friend Bob Gaines behind.









skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Apr 25, 2015 - 09:26am PT
Don't you have to do it in EB's and be at least 60?
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Apr 25, 2015 - 09:44am PT
Get your trademarks in order mein freund

Stoopid Americans ™
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Apr 26, 2015 - 12:36pm PT
my mistake, kevin.
i thought the requisite
route was green arch,
hence my offer to attempt an onsight.

i'll boot up for Valhalla
WBraun

climber
Apr 26, 2015 - 12:53pm PT
The boombox -- "someone on a ledge had it and just handed it over to him."

It was Bobs boombox.

I borrowed it from him and just clipped into my chalk bag sling and climbed with it.

No one handed it to me for the photo.

Reeds Direct was piss easy for me.

It was my warmup climb. Probably over a 1000 times over those years.

Maybe next time I'll bring wheel barrel up there .....
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Apr 26, 2015 - 01:04pm PT
werner did my post
occur in your blind spot?
WBraun

climber
Apr 26, 2015 - 02:15pm PT
Norwegian -- "please grant me honorary induction into the stonemasters tribe of fame."

I can't do that, I'm not a stonemaster, never was.

I'm a nobody.

StoneMaster = That's Warbler, Largo, Ricky A, Bachar etc etc.

Ask Warbler .....
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Apr 26, 2015 - 06:06pm PT
Norwegian just landed in good company, but some pretty big shoes to fill.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Apr 26, 2015 - 09:59pm PT
StoneMaster = That's Warbler, Largo, Ricky A, Bachar etc etc.

Yeah, but not many can say they skied with McKinney! Did they have SnowMasters BITD? Woof Woof.

dhayan

climber
los angeles, ca
Apr 26, 2015 - 10:36pm PT
Norwegian, im a nobody...not a stonemaster...but if you are ever in so cal looking to get on Valhalla or green arch and in need of a partner it would be my great pleasure to climb those classics with you. and if you haven't done vampire we will need to fit that in as well. that would be a fine day.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
May 14, 2015 - 07:42am PT
so the modern day stunt,
for madman or madwoman willing to
reproductive organ-up and
wekindle werner's torch
would be to free-solo
this pitch with
a laptop dangling about
and the climber
be-postin on this site
with some Pandora
kickin out tunes.

you'd need a hand's free
stance for the photo-op,
of which i do
recall a few
on pitch 2.

cosmic maybe you can do me
a mock up with your photo-
man or wominipulation skills
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