Teach me how to climb trees, please
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Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Apr 1, 2015 - 10:28pm PT
have a chopper drop you in,

rap bolt the tree, then call the press to watch you free climb the FA,

practice on drought stricken trees in the Sierra Nevada,

report any snapped branches over 30 feet to the police,

and by all means, move the f*#k out of Kalipsell,
unless you like drawing portraits of barbara streisand,
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