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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 18, 2015 - 12:47pm PT
Empty Watkins
Long-time local
“Grade VI don’t mean much
in the Ditch”

I’m taking my photos with me out the door.

Too many fast times.

Too many climbers.

Too much stupidity.

I can only hack so many routes on my once-inviolate face and pinnacles (yeah, they’re coming with me.)

Clouds Rest is a bully, lording it over the rest of the forum.

Glacier Point is still so juvenile and tied to mammy’s apron strings and the language that he uses is just awful.

Lost Arrow keeps babbling.

The River is cool.

The falls are really cool, except in the late summer and fall.

The list of reasons goes on and on.

But what really got to me was that kid Honnold.

What’s the use of being so forbidding if he jumps on you, then jams down and fires off El Cap, and tops it with a quickie with that slut Tis-a-ack?

There’s nothing here for me any more.

I’m going to Tierra del Fuego.

Let the door slam REAL HARD when I haul my butt outta here.

Cmac, good luck with this hard-headed buncha touron-lovin’ crags, cuz that’s all any of them are anymore.

Wake up and smell the Peets, you molehill wannabes!

Waddy
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Feb 18, 2015 - 12:51pm PT
Outstanding!

John
Jones in LA

Mountain climber
Tarzana, California
Feb 18, 2015 - 01:35pm PT
Wow. I wish I had a beautiful photo of Watkins to post that matched the quality of your prose, Mr. Mouse. Truly. Beautiful.

Rich Jones
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Feb 18, 2015 - 02:06pm PT
Tierra Del Fuego, Bucko?; you should go to Duluth...

Duluth. There is a great name for a route.
snakefoot

climber
Nor Cal
Feb 18, 2015 - 02:20pm PT
just adding to your chaos

perswig

climber
Feb 19, 2015 - 04:17am PT
a quickie with that slut Tis-a-ack?

Wouldn't happen to have 'er number, wouldya?
Dale
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 1, 2015 - 05:19pm PT
Hey Big Mike!

More rediculous trolling for April Fools.

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2581501&msg=2581501#msg2581501

The whole upper end of the Valley's changed--poverty, overcrowding, and homeless have it looking like a slum.

We need a crew on this problem during Facelift.
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