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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:04am PT
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i have a squeaky board in my floor
i thought about binding it down
to silence but instead
i let it squeak
and i flush my morning
zeal
by pouncing up and
down on the board
until i'm in flushed
tizzy and i call
it mr. mourning workout.
overwhelming enthusiasm is difficult to pinpoint
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LEG
climber
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:07am PT
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Earn money
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:18am PT
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Paying taxes so others won't have to work.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:43am PT
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I got to the first page of the article and quit.
Crunches are worthless? You should have seen my six-pack BITD thanks to crunches....
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Marcus McCoy from Nevada City
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:48am PT
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Choking my chicken is probably one of the least effective ways to build forearm endurance and upper arm tone... but I do it anyways!
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John M
climber
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:53am PT
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the article is poorly titled sensationalism. Its not about something being worthless. Its about new science showing exercises that do a better job and have less dangers. But whats the fun in saying that.
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coolrockclimberguy69
climber
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Dec 24, 2014 - 08:59am PT
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I cut waaay back on the hangboard pullups. My elbows started screaming at me. Maybe I'm doomed to stinkbuggin up low angle slabs?
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Tvash
climber
Seattle
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Dec 24, 2014 - 09:37am PT
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Last week I swam the entire length of the Columbia River (upstream), then made love to a thousand Canadian amazons who feed men that cannot satisfy them to their pet wolves - while doing Bikram yoga.
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Reeotch
climber
4 Corners Area
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Dec 24, 2014 - 10:24am PT
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Pull-ups!
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Dec 24, 2014 - 02:11pm PT
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Crunches are worthless? You should have seen my six-pack BITD thanks to crunches....
Not worthless, but very wasteful timewise.
Oh wait, I thought you said crutches and was thinking you had too many six-packs. Nevermind..
The best exercise of all time? Stay tuned.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Dec 24, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
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Tvash! Re your post:
Last week I swam the entire length of the Columbia River (upstream), then made love to a thousand Canadian amazons who feed men that cannot satisfy them to their pet wolves - while doing Bikram yoga.
That's absolutely amazing! I was never that much of a swimmer and yoga wasn't in fashion in the 1970's.
I did relish those Canadian amazons & their wolves!!!
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Dec 26, 2014 - 05:50pm PT
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I tend to prefer Canadians and wolves without the relish.
It has just recently come to my attention that the first wireless EKG heart rate monitor was invented in 1977 as a training aid for the Finnish National Cross Country Ski team. I'm trying to find out what useless exercises they were doing.
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Dec 26, 2014 - 09:02pm PT
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Last week I swam the entire length of the Columbia River (upstream)
The
Last time I did that a bear mistook me for a salmon.
Wasn't pretty either. Poor bear.
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