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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 17, 2014 - 07:24am PT
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Is this smart? I wouldn't advise trying this with Putin.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 17, 2014 - 07:28am PT
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I want to see it, just to say no to terrorists!
Where are my conspiracy nut friends? SONY COOKED UP THE WHOLE THING THEMSELVES!!
NEW WORLD ORDER MARKETING!!
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dirtbag
climber
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Dec 17, 2014 - 07:52am PT
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Tyrants aren't known for their sense of humor.
Poisoning that murderer isn't a bad idea, though.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 17, 2014 - 08:00am PT
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The hairdo has to go!
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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Dec 17, 2014 - 08:04am PT
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There are a lot of families of dead civilians in Afghanistan/Pakistan/Iraq/Syria who would wish the same on our own murderers...
And we've murdered a lot more people than NK...
Although he is more amusing than our own brand of puppets.
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WBraun
climber
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Dec 17, 2014 - 08:37am PT
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Bruce Kay reads way too much propaganda to even have any remote understanding ....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 17, 2014 - 09:14am PT
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No, you're not stoopid, but neither is Putin and Little Kim knows he would get his ass kicked
but good if he got too far out of line as his 'nukes' are not battle ready and surely are already
targeted by Trident subs.
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chill
climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
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Dec 17, 2014 - 09:29am PT
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Moose - you forgot to mention the elder Kim's mad golfing skills:
After picking up a golf club that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a 38-under-par round of 34 at Pyongyang. According to the 17 security guards who observed the performance, the score included an amazing 11 aces. Naturally, the event was dutifully reported to the North Korean masses by the state news agency
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 17, 2014 - 09:43am PT
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What about his climbing?
After picking up some rock shoes that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a new 5.15c first ascent, with no gear. He then used his teleporter that he had just invented, zoomed into Yosemite Valley and soloed Tommy Caldwell's Dawn Wall project, stealing the first complete FFA from under the master's nose. He then polished off a few tall OE 800's at the deli before cranking Bushido free solo before his dinner reservation at the Ahwahnee Hotel. He then banged Jennifer Lawrence and her mom before teleporting back to his beloved N. Korea.
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chill
climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
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Dec 17, 2014 - 09:53am PT
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Survival - you were just making that stuff up. His golfing exploits were witnessed by 17 security guards so it must be true.
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Splater
climber
Grey Matter
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Dec 17, 2014 - 04:10pm PT
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"claiming that his birth in 1941 in a humble cabin in the slopes of Mount Baekdu was foretold by an unseasonal swallow and heralded by a double rainbow. Simultaneously, "a bright star lit up the sky," the Workers' Party literature reveals."
Would that be a laden or unladen swallow?
Were there 3 wise men and a grail?
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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Dec 17, 2014 - 05:45pm PT
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Not that I'm a fan of one despot or another...
But a mainstream movie about the assassination of some country's real standing leader (no matter how funny), just ain't right.....
Even if they deserve it.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Dec 17, 2014 - 05:48pm PT
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That was really funny, Bruce - thanks!
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Rock!...oopsie.
Trad climber
the pitch above you
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Dec 17, 2014 - 06:13pm PT
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I am rewatching Team America ("F*#K YEAH") this holiday season. I also propose we get fatf*#k dictator exploding head t-shirts if we can get a still image from the film. This isn't about a silly comedy film; if pissant fatf*#k dictators can control our media, we have issues (not that us having issues is news).[Click to View YouTube Video]
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