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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 24, 2014 - 06:17pm PT
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One of my climbing partners who occasionally posts on here, started manstruating this weekend. Unbelievable, though at times he has acted like a little bitch.
He still rope-guns for me, so I have to be nice to him.
This may be more common than I had realized.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2014 - 06:21pm PT
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This defines it.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2014 - 06:30pm PT
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He would be waiting somewhere at 3 exactly.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Nov 24, 2014 - 06:35pm PT
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Most guys that were born with a Mangina suffer from this...Find a new partner...
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bajaandy
climber
Escondido, CA
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Nov 24, 2014 - 06:46pm PT
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It's your own fault Warbler, for climbing so provocatively.
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couchmaster
climber
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Nov 24, 2014 - 06:47pm PT
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I'll be castrated for saying this, but there is so much right with this picture you posted.
BTW, what the hell are you really talking about? :-)
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Nov 24, 2014 - 07:12pm PT
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Clink, weak sauce posting.
Do better.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Nov 24, 2014 - 07:16pm PT
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Lots of men out there have worse PMS than women...
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Nov 24, 2014 - 07:17pm PT
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Finally, the great soup thread. Don't tell the soup nazi.
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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Nov 24, 2014 - 07:28pm PT
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get the sand outa there and put that sh#t on ice!
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2014 - 07:43pm PT
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BTW, what the hell are you really talking about? :-)
My climbing partner inadvertently bled on the urinal and announced "I'm bleeding" in a bathroom full of climbers. Much laughter and 4th grade humor followed. (Sorry Munge).
This morning he called and I had to ask him "how are the cramps?" Most of the time he is an off the couch badass.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Nov 24, 2014 - 08:27pm PT
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I have been known to ask if someone needs to have their Manpon changed.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Nov 24, 2014 - 08:30pm PT
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Endurance exercisers can pass blood in their urine. Even has a name, "exercise-induced hematuria", but it is kind of disconcerting when it happens, especially if you haven't looked into it prior.
If the hematuria is exercise related, it usually clears up within two or three days after abstaining from exercise. Most often the blood comes from the bladder. The jarring of an empty bladder during running causes bruises and bleeding from the bladder wall.
The bleeding is occasionally accompanied by lower abdominal pain and the passage of clots of blood in the urine. Bicyclists can also experience hematuria from the impact of the bicycle seat during bumpy rides.
Sometimes the blood can come from the kidney. While the exact mechanism is not known, shunting of blood away from the kidney during intense exercise is thought to cause a temporary, reversible leak of blood cells. Dehydration will worsen the shunting and also the bleeding. If the dehydration is severe enough, serious damage to the kidney can occur.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Nov 24, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
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Manpon?
Is that the same thing as a masculine napkin?
I'm assuming it goes in the mangina...
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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Nov 24, 2014 - 08:43pm PT
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Just put some of this on it . . . What? Oh, sorry wrong condition.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Nov 24, 2014 - 08:58pm PT
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yes, it goes in the Mangina
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Nov 25, 2014 - 05:10pm PT
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI
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RP3
Big Wall climber
Twain Harte
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Nov 26, 2014 - 06:36am PT
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I was fortunate enough to encounter the evidence of this manstration event. The flow was heavy...
Interestingly enough, it seemed to emanate from his finger, not his mangina. A true anatomical oddity!
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yanqui
climber
Balcarce, Argentina
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Nov 26, 2014 - 05:26pm PT
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I've stopped manstruating since I've passed through manopause. There were lots of hot flashes involved.
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yo-so-mighty
Big Wall climber
salinas, ca
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Nov 30, 2014 - 05:29pm PT
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Ok, ok. I was the manstruator on that fateful day. I think what happened, in retrospect, was as I climbed with Clinker all day, everytime I would hand him the sharp end he would politely decline. It was my body's natural response in trying to sync up with his cycle.
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