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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Aug 27, 2014 - 05:49pm PT
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With a last name of Crispi I guess she's, theoretically at least, qualified
to handle bacon. Or maybe her name belies the toasted state the officer
found her in with a blood alcohol level of .346!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 27, 2014 - 05:53pm PT
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He dumped her because she burned his meals...the bacon was the last straw...he said her cooking was so bad instead of come and get it , it was try and eat it...her cooking was so bad the neighborhood flies chipped in for a new screen door....
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 27, 2014 - 06:15pm PT
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"All I said was can you make the bacon, Crispi?"
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 27, 2014 - 06:19pm PT
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Reilly..The bacon smoke tainted the breathlyzer readings...
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dave729
Trad climber
Western America
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Aug 27, 2014 - 06:20pm PT
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Got to tack on additional charges for burning the bacon.
So wrong.
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jstan
climber
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Aug 27, 2014 - 06:29pm PT
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That's imaginative. Get the police to dump your SO for you. From there it's just a hop and a skip to get them to bring you a woman. I think I was born too soon. No, I'll take that back. I know I was born too soon.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Aug 27, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
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Well I always like to know whose tragic life I am making light of. I wonder what brand of bacon she prefers.
A couple of Cameo Adawn Crispi's cameos.
Hope it wasn't Burger King stuff
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bobinc
Trad climber
Portland, Or
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Aug 27, 2014 - 09:17pm PT
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Definitely not Kosher (bacon, that is)
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Aug 28, 2014 - 06:45am PT
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Look for her hanging out at Burning Man.
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