Post some of those naked asscent photos you get first naked ascents on, and your ass will be seen around the world. That should keep immigration down for a while, I remember it scared the bejesus out of me.."
Yeah, but the wife is adamant with her point and it goes something like this: "Nobody wants to see a naked old guy, even one in half decent shape, let the kids get nakked and you keep yer cloths on".
Coolrockclimberguy69, haha! you clearly have the journalist touch man, great writing.