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couchmaster
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Jul 24, 2014 - 07:32pm PT
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Well, it's a parody of a very, very serious topic. As such, the real topic might end horribly bad and to no ones advantage and everyone's horror. In which case, this thread is way over the top. I just want to add that Big Mike seems like a hell of a nice guy, but I'm calling BULLSH#T that a guy only 6'7" should be called "big". "Big" is reserved for 7' and over is it knott. Of course, it is Canada so maybe the standards are lower. hmmmm. That is all.
Says the small(ish) dude.
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MH2
climber
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Jul 24, 2014 - 07:36pm PT
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File charges?? Who needs that sh!t? Guilty, guilty, guilty.
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sempervirens
climber
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Jul 24, 2014 - 08:44pm PT
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I'm sick of Big Mike eatin' up all the pow all winter up there in.... that other country, whatever it's called.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
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Justin, if you are willing to cooperate in the Big Mike case there is a slight chance you could receive immunity. I'd recommend contacting our CIA agent before it's too late, he's in Toronto.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
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You can run, but you can't hide.
You're to effing big.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:21pm PT
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Lol Ryan. I hope I can strike a deal. I was witness to the man in question terrorize Double Doubles at In-N-Out.
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The Call Of K2 Lou
Mountain climber
North Shore, BC
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
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"Big is reserved for 7' and over.
Nah, if you're over seven foot you've reached ironic nickname status. "How's it going, Tiny?"
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Darwin
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
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so not funny. ;-)
send photos. Oh god, let me think about that. I didn't check the thread nor read anything but(I shudder to spell that out) Ryan's first post, so there are almost certainly more photos than I ever want to see. Not Ghost's!
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:07pm PT
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Way too smiley. Never trust a smiler. Ban to Newfoundland immediately.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:45pm PT
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Big mike should have an episode on Trailer Park Boys. Could you imagine?
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:52pm PT
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Lol!!!! Pass it bubbles!! Don't bogart that sh!t bro!! Lol
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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Jul 24, 2014 - 11:57pm PT
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Jeremy's mom may have some DNA evidence in the form of spent condoms etc.
With immunity, She may be willing to cooperate.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:04am PT
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I can hear Ricky say something like, "I don't care who the Feck you are, comin' in here and doin' good sh*t and stuff."
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pyro
Big Wall climber
Calabasas
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Jul 25, 2014 - 05:58am PT
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strike while iron is hot!
nice..lol!
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
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Beard clearly does not comply with Canadian standards.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:49pm PT
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I'd like to help file charges...But first , who is he...?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 25, 2014 - 12:52pm PT
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He is addicted, not just to crack, but to crackin' us up.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 25, 2014 - 01:15pm PT
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They couldn't speak English and Big Mike couldn't speak their language.
They climbed through quickly, though, and said something like "Om Gowa Mungie Wung Ow."
Big Mike smiled and said, "Yeah man, hang ten dogs, eh."
Quote from Sendless Bummer, a climbing film by Zeus Brown.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Jul 25, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
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Lynch the guy!
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