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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Jul 22, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
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Always set your nuts
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 22, 2014 - 08:49pm PT
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"Don't drive drunk,
Drive tripping,
And if you trip, drink!"
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 22, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
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Protect traverses for your second.
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Charlie D.
Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
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Jul 22, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
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Don't worry mom it's safer than driving! (what BS)
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Jul 22, 2014 - 09:55pm PT
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"I don't think so,but we shall continue with style."
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Jul 22, 2014 - 10:01pm PT
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K? K. K.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jul 22, 2014 - 10:56pm PT
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"Donini Belay"
I believe this refers to the single blue camalot anchor?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 22, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
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Yer gunna die.
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ElCapPirate
Big Wall climber
Ogden, Utah
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Jul 22, 2014 - 11:11pm PT
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Check your gear... slam a beer!
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TwistedCrank
climber
Released into general population, Idaho
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Jul 23, 2014 - 03:08am PT
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"Watch me!"
"I got yah!"
"No! Watch me! This is gonna be really cool."
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 23, 2014 - 05:56am PT
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It will hold.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 23, 2014 - 06:21am PT
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Are you the little climber dude or the little hand?
Yer Gonna Die !
What, do you want to live forever?
If you fall here it won't hurt. Nothing will ever hurt again.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jul 23, 2014 - 07:34am PT
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You need to be very carefull on the last climb of the day, since statistics show 98% of serious climbing accidents happen on the last climb of the day.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Jul 23, 2014 - 07:47am PT
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100% of climbing deaths occur on the last climb of your current incarnation....if you come back as a Gecko you won't need to purchase any gear.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jul 23, 2014 - 08:00am PT
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'those f*#king f*#kers are f*#king f*#ked!"
-greg child
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 23, 2014 - 08:06am PT
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locked and loaded
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Jul 23, 2014 - 03:03pm PT
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Speed is safety.
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i'm gumby dammit
Sport climber
da ow
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Jul 23, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
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You take the sharp end I'll take the blunt.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2014 - 04:55pm PT
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Haha! Some good ones!
Blotter is my spotter!
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jul 23, 2014 - 05:09pm PT
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Way back in 1975, I started a lead on the East Ridge of Bugaboo Spire, while Chris leaned back comfortably on the pack he hadn't bothered to take off.
A few feet above him, I looked down and realized that if I fell, I would likely be impaled on the ice axe spike protruding above his pack. I politely, but somewhat tensely requested he remove the pack.
After doffing the pack, he looked up again, spit some chew, and said: "On belay, See you in Hell."
First time I'd ever heard that fine safety quote.
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