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MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 22, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
"Check knot, smoke pot."

"Doubled back, bowl to pack."
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 22, 2014 - 07:51pm PT
^^Early JTree scarefest - LOL.

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/no-mistake-or-big-pancake/105721897
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:02pm PT
Edging skills or hospital bills
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:03pm PT
Spread yer legs and trust the rubber.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:04pm PT
Don't know knots? Just tie lots.
ruppell

climber
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:10pm PT
Dude, you forgot the gear

My partner after I was 1/4 of the way up Son of Easy O in the Gunks.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:11pm PT
Don't get round. Inside joke phrase with some buddies.

After reading something technical that explained how tumbling objects tend to become round. A bit of thought quickly linked this concept to the aftermath found during body recoveries.

donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:13pm PT
Never...and I mean NEVER take your belay hand off of the rope....except, of course, when you are taking pictures.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:16pm PT
Slip...slap...slide...
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 22, 2014 - 08:21pm PT
"Donini Belay"

Whatever that means, heard it tossed around a bit...
thebravecowboy

climber
in the face of the fury of the funk
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
rack, rope, little bit of dope
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:24pm PT
Never...and I mean NEVER take your belay hand off of the rope....except, of course, when you are taking pictures.

Or when you're rolling another fattie.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:25pm PT
Or taking a piss

Or taking a dump

Or opening an OE 800

Or reading a copy of Hustler you found on Chickenhead Ledge
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:34pm PT
'C' means closed

'O' means open
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
You're the man, I'm the hand.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
"Metal in Rock, it's good"
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 22, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
Pull down, not out.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:41pm PT
Bombproof.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:44pm PT
Clip & go
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 22, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
Survival is not assured. Reserved, mostly, for alpine climbing.
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