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NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 9, 2014 - 07:31pm PT
Surprised the obvious hasn't been stated. An ugly chick can always "git some" but an ugly dude would have to pay for it or commit a crime for it.
T H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Jul 10, 2014 - 08:58pm PT
Sounds like you're speaking from direct experience.
DataMind

Social climber
Jul 11, 2014 - 08:38am PT
To prevent either occurrence you need to ask 'which sex position makes the ugliest babies?'




For the answer, just ask your mom.
locker

climber
STFU n00b!!!
Jul 11, 2014 - 09:37am PT


"but an ugly dude would have to pay for it"...




"Not if he's rich"...





Huh???...

NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 11, 2014 - 09:56am PT
Good point... rich people can pay with the currency of hope, to the extent that people around them hope they will get something from the rich person.

Yo Beeyotch, I may be ugly but yer fat and I can get plastic surgery. Or something like that.

Actually, when I was a woman before my sex change operation, I had dudes lining up for it. Even with my beard. Now that I've switched sides, I'm lucky to have found a lady. I think it's mainly because I get the rope up there.
locker

climber
STFU n00b!!!
Jul 11, 2014 - 10:00am PT
Good line dude...

LOL!!!...


"Actually, before my operation, I had dudes lining up for it. Now that I've switched sides, I'm lucky to have found a lady"...



EDITED:

and the original version above...

;-)









COMPROMISING EDIT:

"Pretty compromising situation :/"...

LOL!!!...



NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 11, 2014 - 10:19am PT
Doh! Caught in an edit. Pretty compromising situation :/
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Jul 11, 2014 - 12:42pm PT
I was born with a face that would let me get in the way
she saw my face and she lost all control

she had lost all control....

:D

DMT
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jul 11, 2014 - 12:56pm PT
I was going to say OP is to literate to be Rong.
Second one changed my mind..

ironic edit: 'too literate.'
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