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apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:00pm PT
Lurky's back!

How long will this thread last before it gets the nuke?
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:03pm PT
anything by Ouch..

Credit: Ouch
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:04pm PT
^^ No question.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
I like the one where Werner is climbing and the car below is crashing. And everything by Ouch!
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:07pm PT
That was a good one Michelle. I wish that I knew how to copy and post the animated ones.
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:14pm PT
Cosmics Christmas card one was great too. And his flying saucers..
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:16pm PT
LAND BEFORE CHOPPERS
LAND BEFORE CHOPPERS
Credit: Ouch
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:20pm PT
We were discussing campers and shells.

Werner said.. just build one.

This was what Ouch came up with.


Credit: Ouch
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:21pm PT
Don't forget Peter Haan's work.
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:25pm PT
How about that "OUCH" with Yabo in the sky.

LOVED THAT ONE!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
Personal fave ala coZmic:


Credit: survival
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
That is a good one of Donini.. Love it!

GLOBAL WARMING
GLOBAL WARMING
Credit: Ouch
John M

climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 02:42pm PT
Those are classics Locker..
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
Third pitch of Superslide.
Third pitch of Superslide.
Credit: moosedrool
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:18pm PT
Awesome thread idea.

Objectified much?
Objectified much?
Credit: Lock n00b

My all time favorite is Cosmics when cmac comes in and boots burchey or hedge or someone out of the chair. Lol.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:22pm PT
Baby Donini and Rat Ron are both really good.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:43pm PT
Locker is way more interesting all of a sudden

Are Cosmic's pics still up?
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:51pm PT
Credit: moosedrool/cosmiccragsman
wilbeer

Mountain climber
honeoye falls,ny.greeneck alleghenys
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:51pm PT
Thanks to Locker and Cosmic, That is classic!vvvv
Credit: cosmiccragsman
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:56pm PT
I found it. . .

photo not found
Missing photo ID#362023
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
Here's the link to nature's site, Ouch Lives. . .

http://www.ouchlives.com/index.php?id=2
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:04pm PT
Loved this one OUCH! did of the polar bears messin' with my car. . . I really like the one playing the guitar!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#362025
Sewellymon

climber
.....in a single wide......
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:06pm PT
Peter Haan is very talented. Here is the X-Mas card he created for us this last year...

Credit: Sewellymon

p.s.- was afraid manips = man nipples. the horror....
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
For cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y. . . this one has me havin' to get low sos I don't faint!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#362027

I'm dyin' here. . . .

HOH MAHN!
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
Haan manip
Haan manip
Credit: drljefe
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:24pm PT
OUCH! was the best of the best...

I've just been looking through nature's site. . . seems Ole OUCH! had an early handle on MILK EYE, that's for sure!

DOOD!
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:27pm PT
Correct me, if I'm wrong, but being OUCHED! was an honor that we all looked forward to.

HE WAS HILARIOUS!
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:29pm PT
When Blanchard and I did the beer for SushiFestIV:XX OUCH! did this one lable for us. . . it's KILLER!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#362031
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:31pm PT
I don't know why I'm putting so much energy into this thread. . . the OP dad ALWAYS deletes his stuff. . . or CMAC gives him the chop. . . damn. . . I hope this thread stays around.

If it takes the chop we'll have to make one that won't get tossed!
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
I'm the BAIT!!!...

I was thinkin' that must have been you!

HA!
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jun 11, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
"Awesome thread idea. "

Not bad at all.

Hopefully it won't get the Lurky Nuke treatment.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 11, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
Credit: Cosmic
Sewellymon

climber
.....in a single wide......
Jun 11, 2014 - 05:27pm PT
Peter Haan also made a birthday card for my wife. Whack azzd stuff, that...

Credit: Sewellymon
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 05:38pm PT
NICE PeteyHaan stuff, there!

:-)
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jun 11, 2014 - 05:46pm PT
Swelly- Peter's done a bunch for me too.

My personal favorite.

Credit: drljefe
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 05:47pm PT
Petey did one of me and I don't even have a copy of it!

:-(
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 11, 2014 - 06:09pm PT
Thanks Locker looking forward to this. I really hope to see the one of the dude getting booted out of the chair by cmac I could lolololol at that all day.


scuffy b

climber
heading slowly NNW
Jun 11, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
One of my favorites from Cosmic was L placed in front of awesome wildflowers
possibly at Gorman or Carrizo Plain, with Elk antlers.
I think he removed that one from here.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jun 11, 2014 - 08:17pm PT
Kudos to all those wonderful photo manips and







a deep bow to Peter Hahn!


I think this Holiday card from 2012 is likely my best effort.

Heidi, Fritz & our new "Cat-Child."

Credit: Fritz

vs the original.

Credit: Fritz
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 11, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
Peter's are artistic. The rest of them remind me of myself: kind of creepy and juvenile.

Awww, that was mean and illustrates low self esteem.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Jun 11, 2014 - 08:36pm PT
I'm dying over here.

And Peter Haan is a very good artist. :)

DMT
fluffy

Trad climber
Colorado
Jun 11, 2014 - 09:12pm PT
Peter Haan is a mad scientist

Love the one for Jefe!

Locker you have your own style that's for sure pretty much always good for a laff

Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 11, 2014 - 09:39pm PT
Can we self reference?

Credit: Darwin

Hey, what' creepy and juvenile about this?
Roxy

Trad climber
CA Central Coast
Jun 11, 2014 - 09:40pm PT

Haan did one of Kelly Slater awhile back that sticks in my memory...wish it were a print
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:03pm PT
always dig Haan's art



my favorite:

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
Wow! That one of Ed needs to be painted on the side of a Chevy van, amazing!!
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:21pm PT
Thanks for a good thread "Lurky".
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
YES!! That one RULEZ!!
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:36pm PT
Fukkin rights Locker!!

Been waiting for that one all day, lol.


It was Wes, right I forgot.



You are a genius cosmic, thanks for hookin it up. I'll be back to look at that one all the time.


kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:37pm PT
clearly cosmic is lurking this thread. just wanted to say we miss you and your contributions here.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
Locker- all you need is the [lmg]image.jpg[/lmg] tags.

The url tags are on the outside of those tags, and that is a link to cosmics photobucket.

Just delete all the crap on either side of the " [lmg]image.jpg[/lmg]" tags. There also should be an option to post it larger. Please do so. ;)

Yes.. Hi Dwain!! We miss you bro!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jun 11, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
We do miss you, COSMIC ! ! !

Credit: Cosmic

Credit: Cosmic

L0CKER

Social climber
Jun 11, 2014 - 11:17pm PT
Credit: L0CKER
Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:08am PT
This is a small offering of my work. Mostly the funny "manipulation" work.

Party at Jefe’s


Russ and the Low Voltage Taint Abrader


Doug Robinson wins the Nobel


Pate Racks for the Future


Werner, the Fifth Manifestation


Werner and The Lug Wrench Christians


Sister Donini of Calcutta


Leo Houlding at the Garden Party


Tarbaby, King of the Wild Frontier


Warren Harding, Lord of Light


Cerro Torre, the Fourth Flatiron


John Stannard, Scientific American


Royal and T M Herbert Rebuke the Forces of Evil


Roger Breedlove, Nobel for Perfect Musing


Pate and the Showgirl


Ruby Waves at the Kuna Crest


The Call


Lady Kathode Brings Home The Bacon
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:26am PT
Sick Peter!

Thanks for sharing that. And to everyone else who does this kind of stuff, it's some of the best on the taco.
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:08am PT
CRANK ON, HaanDaddy!

TFPU!

That one TOTALLY CRACKS ME UP!

OXOXOXOXOXO

Lady Kathode
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:34am PT
i agree with some posters here in that peters are kinda on a different level, and i do believe art is the appropriate word. tfpu.
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jun 12, 2014 - 07:31am PT
I have two of Peter Haan's creations hanging on my walls.

Beautiful!

Andrzej
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Jun 12, 2014 - 07:52am PT
Cosmic cragsman leaves in a huff and then posts as fake locker?

Lame beyond all description.

Lame... lame... lame.

DMT
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Jun 12, 2014 - 07:53am PT
Haan rules.

eKat

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 07:56am PT
Now if we could just figure out who Lurky McLurkerson is and why, after the many times he/she/it was nuked, this thread still alive?

Ahhhhh. . . the ways of TheTaco. . . one of this world's biggest mysteries!

HA!

^ that's eKat for laughing. . . as in funnin' with all ya'lls. . . so don't go misconstruin' this into some kind of SERIOUS SH#T, mmmk?
MisterE

climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 07:59am PT
The Gold Stannard
The Gold Stannard
Credit: MisterE
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 12, 2014 - 09:06am PT
Did someone say Mannips?

photo not found
Missing photo ID#341779
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jun 12, 2014 - 09:10am PT
Only 2059 images?

I'm kinda disappointed.
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 09:22am PT
TheLarry. . . that picture HURTS!

Made me grab for my boobs and hold them tight!

:-)

YIKES!

MisterE

climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 10:08am PT
A favorite subject - my friend Tif:

Credit: MisterE

Here's one taken from a Nature pic:

Credit: MisterE

This one has always been a favorite COSMetIC:

Credit: MisterE

Another Tif manip:

Fire-breathing dragons and bad weather at Hueco Wall - who knew?
Fire-breathing dragons and bad weather at Hueco Wall - who knew?
Credit: MisterE

One I did of The Bloot:

Macks Headroom
Macks Headroom
Credit: MisterE
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jun 12, 2014 - 10:52am PT
What program(s) do you guys use for these manips?

It's always blown me away how fast Locker can crank one out...
Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
Jun 12, 2014 - 11:22am PT
I use Photoshop CC almost exclusively for this work. Maybe Illustrator but almost never. I do use AI for publishing though, and InDesign.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:10pm PT
Bump to get that awful picture of Larry's from showing up every time.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:11pm PT
Whatd I miss?
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:15pm PT
Uh oh lol
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:16pm PT
Ouch, The Haanster & Cozmeek. Those are my faves.


And Fritz' Chrimbo card with Harley as Jesuz is just hilarious.


My fave Haan is Werner and the Lug Wrench Christians.

Favorite Ouch is anything with Bear 46

Favorite Cosmiccragsman is the dam in Yosemite.

CLASSICS ALL !!!!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:17pm PT
It was too small. Here's a bigger image.

photo not found
Missing photo ID#362176

Edit. Michelle is not a fan of mannips.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
Larry it's even better now!! Lol
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
Nice!


edit: not THOSE man nips lol
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:26pm PT
Snagged it. I've got no skills. Funny though.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
Make it go away lmao!!!

I also enjoyed all the blitzo heads showing up in places
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:29pm PT
You should post up that buckwheat manip you did the other day.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#362178
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jun 12, 2014 - 12:53pm PT
Dude...it's in your ST image folders....

Credit: apogee
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 12, 2014 - 01:21pm PT
Lol... I think you need a reference there locker.. No idea why that's funny...
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 12, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
Oops?? Fixed it
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 12, 2014 - 01:44pm PT
Credit: Lee "locker" Marvin
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 12, 2014 - 01:58pm PT
This one almost killed me because i busted my gut laughing so hard!

Cosmic photo


I tried to find the original but i guess he deleted it.. Glad i saved it!
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 02:09pm PT
^ ^ ^ ^ Ah. . . TinyMike and his dog Peter Dragon!

:-)
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 12, 2014 - 02:43pm PT
Peter draggin! Lol good one
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
DOOD!
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jun 12, 2014 - 10:53pm PT
FEKKIN HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!! PETER DRAGON !!!!!!!!!!!!


YER KILLIN ME HERE !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jun 18, 2014 - 08:35am PT
For The Larry from Cosmic.

Credit: CosmicCragsman
eKat

Trad climber
Jun 18, 2014 - 08:59am PT
FEKKIN HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!! PETER DRAGON !!!!!!!!!!!!


YER KILLIN ME HERE !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH BABY!

:-)
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jun 18, 2014 - 09:18am PT
The collaboration of Cosmic and Crunch...

TOO FUNNY ! ! !

eKat

Trad climber
Jun 18, 2014 - 09:21am PT
This one gimmeslack did is pretty frikken good!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#363049

eKat

Trad climber
Jun 18, 2014 - 09:25am PT
HolyCrap. . . JerOfMe and TheGAGgot with a tooth knocked out. . . in a room full of gays!

GOOD GRIEF!

:-)
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