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anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 27, 2014 - 09:12am PT
In case you don't know: TMI = Too Much Information

I made some poops yesterday, after 4-5 days! These colase pills do help.

T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Mar 27, 2014 - 09:18am PT
Glad it all worked out for you!
Taco Today Warning
Taco Today Warning
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climber
north fork
Mar 27, 2014 - 09:38am PT
Woohoo, it's a small victory, but a big one too.

So the other day I was riding my motorcycle home and I had to fart. Naturally I stood up and let her rip. Immediately I thought oh no. I couldn't tell if I just sharted and my seat had been baking in the sun, so couldn't tell what that warmth was. I found a place to pull over, took off my gloves and looked around a couple times, then did the reach of shame. Nothing! So I looked around again and double checked and confirmed it was good. Shart avoided, that woulda been a long, shitty, ride home.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 09:47am PT
The reach of shame...
Been there, done that :/

The lady next to me in my hospital room was very overweight and had 2 legs all busted up. I got to hear her take massive dumps on her bedpan several times. I would just bury my head under the pillow and try not to gag. The first day I was on morphing, I did puke up a little bile. So gross... And it was always diarrhea. *shudder*
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climber
north fork
Mar 27, 2014 - 09:52am PT
LOL yes I actually LOLd. How do you start a conversation after that?
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 27, 2014 - 09:56am PT
i wash my hair twice a month
butt shamefully wipe my asse at every bowel expression.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 27, 2014 - 10:00am PT
if i was stuck and under-prepared in the woods with
a hot and willing chick,
and an impending bowel movement;

i would rather recycle used-and-discarded toilet paper
than i would recycle a used-and-discarded condom.

speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Mar 27, 2014 - 10:32am PT
Im totally fine with dropping a deuce.

I have done it enough in the woods and desert with no paper that I almost prefer it.

The stalls in the bathroom aren't there for MY benefit... what did people expect I was gonna do in there? I figure the stalls mostly help addicts, shoplifters, people with colostomy bags, and chronic masturbators.

so I guess they helped me once or twice after all...





























TMI
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climber
north fork
Mar 27, 2014 - 10:37am PT
Weege, use that condom and try this for teepee.
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Mar 27, 2014 - 10:48am PT
none of this happened without pictures.
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Mar 27, 2014 - 11:38am PT
Portrait of the Young Man as an Artist
Portrait of the Young Man as an Artist
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limpingcrab

Trad climber
the middle of CA
Mar 27, 2014 - 11:40am PT
Once I got poison oak on a hemorrhoid.

Twice I crashed so hard snowboarding that I pooped.
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Mar 27, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
^ ^ ^ ^ I must be one sick mother father. . . but that last one made me laugh so hard I got tears in my eyes!

DOOD!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 12:49pm PT
I don't know why people get all offended by poops and farts
I could talk about period stuff.. that's a little TMI
WTF

climber
Mar 27, 2014 - 01:10pm PT



anita514

Gym climber
Great White North

Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 06:47am PT
The reach of shame...
Been there, done that :/


Anita are you sure you are not thinking walk of shame. ;)


Hope your leg is getting better. Lots of fluids and have a salad and a huge glass of prune juice.
AKA THE PILE DRVER
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 27, 2014 - 02:16pm PT
I dated a woman who fed her plants period blood.
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Mar 27, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
anita,

I hadn't sized you up as a person or poster in any way prior to this, however, I think this topic is awesome, relevant and hysterical.

Brandon, did just escalate things which is awesome and also right ON topic. TMI!! Oh my!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
is that a complement, Hankster?
if so, thanks!

WTF.. I've done it all :(
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Mar 27, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
Sorry nita, I stammered through my words as usual, but yeah. You can do no wrong in my book. A young lady starting a poop thread with a bunch of older model ex-dirtbag climbers.... GENIUS I TELL YOU!!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Mar 27, 2014 - 03:09pm PT
Come on Hank, we know you have to have some great poop stories. Oh, and I kept the socks.
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