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Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 15, 2014 - 08:25am PT
My x-ray shows that I have 8 fractured ribs..........ouch-ouch !
......................steve
wivanoff

Trad climber
CT
Mar 15, 2014 - 08:32am PT
Whatever you do, don't sneeze.
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 08:36am PT
Thanks Ron I also have a bruised lung contusions to the pelvic bones and please no one make me laugh !
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 08:39am PT
sneeze !!!!!! holy cow !!!!!!!!!!!! I did a few times and thought I was gonna DIE
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 15, 2014 - 08:41am PT
did you fall thru floor joists?

ahh man, that's painful.
just breathing, hurts.
even sex sucks.

when i built our home,
i started out by falling thru the floor joists
while gabbing on the cell phone.

i never got x-rays but i f*#ked myself up.

i gobbled anti-pains and kept it up,
i had to.

my wife was pregnant and we were essentially homeless
and she wanted a home birth so i kept swinging the hammer
as that growing belly chased me down my dream.

about 4 months in, the pain was mostly gone.
take care juan
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 08:41am PT
I'll say this ! it was done in j-tree nat. park ???
John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Mar 15, 2014 - 09:01am PT
whoo 8 of them eh? That's a lot. I cracked 2 last month, hitting a tree skiing.

What everyone else said. Coughing, sneezing, you'll feel like your lungs have a hole in them. But you'll need to carefully get that crap up and out or you'll get pneumonia.

They're all interconnected so a stress in an uninjured place will hurt the injured place.

I had to sleep on my back. Sleep on my side, and I felt like I was being peeled from inside. I didn't go crazy on the Advils, but 4 of them and I felt great. Got down to 3 2 and none.

Good news is, only 6 weeks. Three weeks and I could run slowly. The running seemed to help, otherwise other parts of your body start to cramp up.
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 09:12am PT
Not that I do !!!???? but don't smoke any harsh sh*t
.............toke, cough, burp
MisterE

climber
Mar 15, 2014 - 09:53am PT
Man, sorry to hear that Steve - heal up fast Buddy.
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 10:02am PT
the doc's give me 13 to 14 weeks to heal........say bummer !
MisterE

climber
Mar 15, 2014 - 10:05am PT
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StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 15, 2014 - 12:52pm PT
Steve!!! Dude

8? Sounds kind of epic.

Hope you heal up soon.

Rob and Deb
Magic Ed

Trad climber
Nuevo Leon, Mexico
Mar 15, 2014 - 12:56pm PT
Are you gonna tell us how you managed to break 8 ribs?

I've had 3 at a time (+ collarbone, scapula and punctured lung) so I sympathize.
klk

Trad climber
cali
Mar 15, 2014 - 12:57pm PT
liquid diet
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 01:41pm PT
Magic Ed ...........thanks to friends ! how it happened ? will show up soon fur shur
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Mar 15, 2014 - 01:45pm PT
hey there say, sioux juan, oh my... :O
say, get well soon as you can... do the right things and take proper
care...

prayers and a god bless to you...
say, and the always 'thought for the day':

thankful it WAS NOT worse!!!...

Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
klk...............liquid diet would be the bomb !!!!!!! but I stopped drinking booze too soon .......another bummer lol
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Mar 15, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
ok, just try not to laugh too much in the next few weeks/months

take care

P.S. - Not drinking is not a negative thing... it's just not intoxicating
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
Yes neebee.......and thank you
Bullwinkle

Boulder climber
Mar 15, 2014 - 02:00pm PT
Can't keep a good man down
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 02:07pm PT
I'll be back !
F10

Trad climber
Bishop
Mar 15, 2014 - 02:11pm PT
Sorry to hear about your injury, doesn't sound fun,

Did it happen at the ranch ??
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 02:16pm PT
Thanks James................and yes
F10

Trad climber
Bishop
Mar 15, 2014 - 02:18pm PT
I thought that might be a likely spot,

Heal up !!
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
percocets .....percocets.........where are you my percocets
none left says the magic mirror on the wall........................bummer !
looking sketchy there...

Social climber
Lassitude 33
Mar 15, 2014 - 03:40pm PT
Sorry to hear about your injuries Steve. Heal up.
MisterE

climber
Mar 15, 2014 - 03:50pm PT
There may or may not have been Natty Light involved...
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Mar 15, 2014 - 03:59pm PT
I'll be back !

What are you going to do? Impregnate your housekeeper?
The Call Of K2 Lou

Mountain climber
North Shore, BC
Mar 15, 2014 - 04:09pm PT
Damn. I've broken eight, but I split that into two helpings.

Whatever you do, don't sneeze.
Take my word for it. Sweet Jeebus, DO NOT sneeze.
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2014 - 04:14pm PT
MisterE.........believe it or not the C.H.P. came also and had meh blow............0.00...........I stopped drinking about 4 months ago..............trying to loose weight, lost 30 lbs. 225 and now ! 188 and dropping
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 16, 2014 - 12:48am PT
GET A CAT SCAN FOR BLOOD CLOTS IN LUNGS!!!

My little accident in Eldo 4 years ago I broke 8 ribs, each in 2 places (16 total fractures) in addition to 2 cervical vertebrae cracked, a pneumothorax, and a severe concussion (was knocked out for 30 minutes). I went home after 3 days in the Hospital in Louisville, only to be called back for a CAT scan to check for any blood clots in the lungs. Yep; there were many small clots (life threatening condition), so readmitted to the hospital and out on an anticoagulant regimen. THAT fukking schitt nearly killed me by causing massive internal bleeding after I was again sent home. After the 3rd trip to the hospital, they finally "got it right," but only after sucking 3 liters of fluid outta my chest cavity!

BOTTOM LINE:

GET A CAT SCAN FOR BLOOD CLOTS IN LUNGS!!
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Mar 16, 2014 - 01:20am PT
BDC is right-get a CAT scan for clots.

I've managed to break my ribs on numerous occasions.
Worst was a digger at Crowders Mtn. in NC. Got all of 'em,and my spine as well. I'm better!

I would suggest trying to lay off the pills and go natural as much as is possible.

Hope you feel better soon!

ionlyski

Trad climber
Kalispell, Montana
Mar 16, 2014 - 01:56am PT
So how did it happen? When you gonna tell us?
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Mar 16, 2014 - 07:05am PT
Ok, I'll throw a lighter into the fire.

Two hints.

1) Yes it happened on the property where I live.

2) Evil Knievel
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2014 - 10:53am PT
Ha ha rlf ! I represent that !!
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Mar 16, 2014 - 12:09pm PT
EVEL not EVIL
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 16, 2014 - 12:24pm PT
Quad madness!
grover

climber
Northern Mexico
Mar 16, 2014 - 01:25pm PT
Heal up Steve!

Did you bail on the trampoline?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Mar 16, 2014 - 02:52pm PT
I knew that cats have good eyesight, but I didn't know you could teach them to scan for you.
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Mar 16, 2014 - 03:16pm PT
Rob nailed it!
MisterE

climber
Mar 16, 2014 - 11:41pm PT
Yeah, I knew you were sober Steve - unlike me here:

justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Mar 16, 2014 - 11:44pm PT
So this Simpson's episode shows it all in animated glory...

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Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 17, 2014 - 10:50am PT
justthemaid
you are so funny !!! please don't make meh laugh ! lol
great cartoon................hope to see you and Erik soon
Oh by the way.......they won't let me on the tramp ! Says I'm too heavy and will fall through it, so it was not done there.......I Was in the back 40 ?????
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Mar 17, 2014 - 11:43am PT
Well if your going to just hint and tease as to what factors were the root cause....I'll need to be going.

So I won't tell the worlds funniest joke.

Heal up
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Mar 17, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
Ouch. Times 8.

I hope you heal up quickly.
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Mar 17, 2014 - 12:43pm PT
I thought off-road vehicles weren't allowed in the park ...

Sorry to hear about your injury Steve. I think the timing of quitting booze may have saved you a great deal of time and money had you blown a .10

I hope you have a quick recovery my friend.

Wayne
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 17, 2014 - 12:48pm PT
Just a practical note, re: broken ribs. (1) Don't sneeze; (2) don't laugh.

Keep a pillow close by, just in case you need to do either (1) or (2). Hold it firmly against your chest, and it will really help during the sneeze.

and (3). Seriously...get a cat scan, or at least a chest X-ray. Blood clots in the lungs have killed an awful lotta' people. If you didn't have a pneumothorax (punctured lung)you may just be fine...
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Mar 17, 2014 - 02:14pm PT
Quad accident. No, off road vehicles are not allowed in the park. They are however allowed on private property.
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 19, 2014 - 09:56am PT
O K OK the trampoline prolly would break with me on it !
it was while racing the quad in the back 40
then I was superman...........for a second or two !!..........then I was a rag doll til I stopped ...................then it was Ouch ! Ouch ! Ouch ! Maybe rlf will tell what happened next ??????
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 19, 2014 - 10:29am PT
I'm feeling great ! I can get out of bed by myself, sneeze, go to the store, cough, toke, cough again, feels great to have that pain behind me lol
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 19, 2014 - 10:41am PT
Blood clots? Isn't that an actual, bonafide, Rx for medical marijuana?
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 19, 2014 - 11:49am PT
Jaybro.........I now have 18 bonafide reasons for medical marijuana.......I'll apply march 31st.........look out Locker !!!!
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