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skitch

climber
East of Heaven
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:50am PT
^^^^^^^^^Only climbs bolted crack climbs.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 18, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
Drew obscene pictures in Edge's coloring book.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 18, 2014 - 01:20pm PT
Couldn't keep his crayoning inside the lines in Edge's dirty coloring book.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 18, 2014 - 01:26pm PT
Is the only person to flunk a sex education class.
Peter Haan failed him because of poor punctuation.
He kept putting ?s instead of !s

Edit; Cozgrove got an A, but only after tutering.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 18, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
Is multilingual....none of which is english..
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 18, 2014 - 04:58pm PT
Invented the Cross Your Heart bra while in his closet.

DMT
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:14pm PT
Once ruled the high board at his local diving arena.

And by "ruled the high board" I mean he used to splash children in the face at the kiddy pool.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
Is actually fattrad
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:10pm PT
^^ Has a real job, income, and net worth.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
Is not drunk.. oh wrong day

Climbs really fast!
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:31pm PT
Could drink PTPP under the table.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:40pm PT
^^ Couldn't shoot a bear dead on his own front porch.

Climbski2 - I actually *do* have a glass of 7 Deadly Zins in hand....
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:42pm PT
Can lead 5.7
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:56pm PT
He's got nothin'.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:58pm PT
Worked for the Grateful Dead at FBI concerts.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:00am PT
Doesn't know the first rule of fight club
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:14am PT
Uses hair extensions in his beard.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:19am PT
Hears sleigh bells where there are none.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:21am PT
Has a presidential look a like booger collection.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:53am PT
Imports American hockey sticks.

DMT
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