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TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Mar 10, 2014 - 11:35pm PT
In prison went by the nickname "Jimbo."
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 10, 2014 - 11:43pm PT
Was Clint Eastwood's stunt double in Play Misty, and got to punch Jessica Walters in the face.
John M

climber
Mar 10, 2014 - 11:54pm PT
Was Mini Me's stunt double in the spy who shagged me and got to bite Austin Powers balls..

[Click to View YouTube Video]
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:40am PT
Has collected a personal video library containing all ball biting related episodes.
MisterE

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:41am PT
^^has never actually succeeded on anything above 4th class.
MisterE

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:46am PT
Always carries the "10 Essentials" even when bouldering.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:47am PT
^^^ Is still working on those pick-up lines.
MisterE

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:51am PT
Loves the "almost ass-cupping a man" part of boulder spotting.
MisterE

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:53am PT
^^Never leaves home without his Gnar beanie.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:54am PT
Can't stop telling lies.

He brought up ass cupping in a conversation and then tells me he is Mister Easy. I got away fast.
MisterE

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:59am PT
Wishes there was more rain in the world, especially his world.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 11, 2014 - 01:00am PT
Is the love child of Walter Brennan and a mule named Elsie.

Elsie kicked during the moment of conception, leaving Walter with a famous limp.

Edit: too late.

Mister E had his own Show on PBS, Mister E Theatre.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Mar 11, 2014 - 01:00am PT
Can't climb outside unless someone marks the holds with tape.
MisterE

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 01:36am PT
refuses all forms of protection except Tri-cams.

This applies to his sexual precautions, as well.
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Mar 11, 2014 - 10:15am PT
Wears a helmet cam 24/7.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Mar 11, 2014 - 10:23am PT
"gnar beanie"

lulz
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 11, 2014 - 12:04pm PT
Has no eyebrows from an unfortunate MSR stove lighting incident.

What you see is drawn on with a Sharpie.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 11, 2014 - 01:28pm PT
Was the kid in school that always had magic marker ink around his nose
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Mar 11, 2014 - 01:55pm PT
DMT is as dumb as a stump
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Mar 11, 2014 - 02:55pm PT
Invented the blow-up doll.
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