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frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 31, 2014 - 12:15pm PT
OK...so I haven't posted on this forum for awhile but, whatever, I'm still here! I saw this idea on a different forum and it went "EPIC"!..So, make up a lie about me and let the fun begin..
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:16pm PT
locker isn't gay
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:17pm PT
Is Locker's mom fair game?
weezy

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
^^^ terrible skier! hates the snow.
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
Locker can pass a drug test
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:36pm PT

ekat has never skied a day in her life...
madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:38pm PT
teetotaler
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:40pm PT
resoles shoes ^^^^

Susan

edit: ooops wasn't quick enough . that was for Locker
this just in

climber
north fork
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
Ekat Is Jeremy's mom.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:50pm PT
Doesn't answer his email about resolving Gandas and TC pros

Edit; Sorry slow on the draw, I meant locker
Oh, and it's supposed to be a lie... He's a tall yak harder from novey Sibirsk...
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
Jaybro picked me up when he saw my work for food sign.

I pulled weeds all day. He gave me a potato and then called the cops to trespass me.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:53pm PT
Not Barefoot!

And that guy Did steal my weed s!
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
loves to hangdog
this just in

climber
north fork
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:02pm PT
Moose drinks shitty beer.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:03pm PT
Moose drool knows that because he himself makes pipes out of weeds to fire up a potato
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:04pm PT
I just can't keep up with this rapid fire banter
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:05pm PT
Rong has integrity
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:06pm PT
apogee is the 'woman' in he and Ron's relationship
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
Has health insurance & a pair of ballz ^^^^^

Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:35pm PT
Jebus ^^^ never says anything funny on the taco
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:36pm PT
^^^Has never looked up 'munge' on urban dictionary
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, by way of California
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:47pm PT
^^ I am your father.
John M

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
got rich off his moviestar looks
John M

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
LOL. ( damn, I got no response. hahaha.. good one moose )
John M

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:01pm PT
drools when he is excited

ślini, kiedy jest podniecony
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
Sleeps 12 hours everyday.^^

and..

would never takes a selfie...
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
trims Chief's pubic hairs
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:17pm PT
sells pubis hairs on eBay
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:21pm PT

Locker can't resole!
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
All of the above posters were born and still live in the same commune. Their DNA is all the same as is that of their offspring.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
moos smarter than dumber.
wbw

Trad climber
'cross the great divide
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
^^^^^^^^

Prefers a pink b.p. to the blue model.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
WTF climbs in spandex tights
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:57pm PT
You just drop the pig on the grass in ELCAP meadow after a week on the wall. Your girlfriend comes walking up from the area of the river with CMac. She says he's so nice.and was explaining what a girdle traverse is. Don't be alarmed.





Open season. Drag as many people into this a add you can.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
Locker is my lawer if ST sues.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:02pm PT
Ron is my mortician if ST hires a hit man. Ron is not a hit man.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
Anita like them crotchless

that is not a lie
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 31, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
prefers the company of small birds, enjoys scaling single-story buildings and often mows her lawn at midnight wearing lingerie
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:10pm PT
Once arm wrestled Cindy Lauper to an extended 45 minute tie.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:13pm PT
I love granny panties

k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jan 31, 2014 - 05:07pm PT
moosedrool has locker's infamous blue butt plug. But he bronzed it and turned it into a lamp.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 05:25pm PT
Has moobies
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:03pm PT
Has Betty Davis eyes.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:05pm PT
wears a manzier
Fish Finder

Social climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:06pm PT
culinary idiot
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:10pm PT
Edits his posts less than the Chief does....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:45pm PT
Wears Betty Davis' eyeliner, wishes to have been Bob.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
looks like this hottie

hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
the drooler just knocked off Robson this fall (wishbone arete, no less) but he doesn't talk about it for fear of alienating, and intimidating the four significant others in hislife
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
Has no clue where Lembert Dome can be found.

Seriously.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:50pm PT
thinks there's good ice climbing in california
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 08:19pm PT
I love long johns



wtf is that video?!?
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Jan 31, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
My name is John...

Butt not Long.

The one above me hangs on bolts.
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose and south lake tahoe, ca
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
John isn't long where it counts...
MisterE

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
Briham89 wears Da Brim and Lederhosen during sex.

AND FRANK WYMAN IS A BASTARD!

;)
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:07pm PT
^
Talks like Mr. Ed - and smells like him too.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:51pm PT
Is my long lost father
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:55pm PT
Is allergic to rice
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
Hates oh dub
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
Tries to spank the monkey but can't
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:26pm PT
hails from a great place
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
carries a toothbrush when he goes bouldering
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:31pm PT
^^^^
Will do sexual favors on a portaledge to the highest bidder to raise $$ for charity.
MisterE

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:42pm PT
^^^Gets all angsty when The Chief posts

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
WTF uses a stick clip
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
^^^
Likes to sing "Copacabana" into a hairbrush in front of the mirror.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
^^^ stuffs Ron's animals and then helps him choke his chicken
MisterE

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:50pm PT
^^ Never done a first ascent.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
Is a biological male
this just in

climber
north fork
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
Jim I heard you're pretty cool to hang out with on a portaledge. I got 10 bucks.
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:05pm PT
Hey , Frank Wyman.......you're a superstar now.....
This is a lie directed at the OP.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:09pm PT
Likes Nutella if you know what I mean.
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:00am PT
Is a biological male

That's just a mean non-lie.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:02am PT
^^^

Can pee the alphabet in the sand, but typically runs out around "Q, R, or S ."
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:07am PT
Edge's Favorite saying "the painter'll fix it"
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:10am PT
Can't polish his own sun-glasses
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:14am PT
Ignores recall notices on tri cams
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:15am PT
Likes to stick his cam in a crack - if you know what I mean
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:19am PT
doesn't enjoy bird watching
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:23am PT

every night,^^ wears lederhosen to bed..
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:26am PT
Likes to have her picture taken
Nita that is
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:29am PT
^^
Loves living in India.. is married to 3 women and has 23 children named Chris jr... Is a cousin of the New Pope.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:31am PT
Enjoys skinning dipping in trout streams
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:32am PT
has drank fish pee from trout streams
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:32am PT
The bravecowboy wears tiny chaps to bed
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:32am PT
Pretty much everyone who has posted to this thread is a wanna-be poseur non-climber.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:33am PT
The bravecowboy isn't
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:34am PT
Is really MisterEd
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:34am PT

^ used to have a dog in Delhi... now he has a llama in Truckee.


thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:37am PT
^has done more than 'noodle' a fish^
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:40am PT
^^^ Was the "stunt" double for Brokeback Mountain.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:40am PT
Got busted in a dwarf tossing ring sting operation
Anastasia

climber
Home
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:42am PT
^He married the dwarf.^
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:47am PT
^^^^^ Crochets beer cosies from spun belly button lint.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:49am PT

^^Doesn't know what wood is used for.

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:18am PT
Doesn't know what woodis used for

(Sorry Nita :-) )
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:27am PT
^^^ Has a collection of Barbra Streisand albums on 8 track.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:40am PT
Has never missed Hockey Night In Canada.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:56am PT
Got detained by Disneyland security for burning one on Tom Sawyer's island.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:08am PT
Dumb dago.

it takes one to know one.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 07:11am PT
loves midgets
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:41am PT
Is a Bieber fanboy
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:52am PT
Jesus' son. Father. Son.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:58am PT
Reads romantic love novels in bed at night.
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:32am PT
Still thinks digital watches are really cool.
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:50am PT
Locker,

found viagra-like product works on his tongue

he's got length up front
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:51am PT
Lights his farts to entertain his wife and kids. (Meant for Cragman).
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:26am PT
Hates glue - staples everything together
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:27am PT
Sucks in bed.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:32am PT
Doesn't like air.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:35am PT
^^^^^^
is logical
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:44am PT
Is doing something meaningful with his life, as is both Dingus's, or Dinguses?
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:46am PT
Is at times absolutely Dingsgusting.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:49am PT
Knows nothing
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:53am PT
^^^^
Saw Dr.F to check his hemorrhoids. Either way.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:59am PT
Barely recognizes themselves in the mirror. That is a good thing.
.
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:59am PT
stole my band aid collection
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:00am PT
looks just like me
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:00am PT
looks like Robert Redford
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:01am PT
is the marmot whisperer.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:01am PT
does not
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 1, 2014 - 11:56am PT
Met Clinker at facelift...tried to kiss me..
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:15pm PT
Tried
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:34pm PT
Locker and Frank run a non-profit organization for the re-insertion of long term prisoners back into society. They help the newly released get through the first few nights out of prison.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, by way of California
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:35pm PT
No one's surprised.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:37pm PT
^^^ Can spit a watermelon seed into a Coke bottle from 20 feet.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:01pm PT
duct-tapes his gerbils.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
Ripped the tape off Ron's gerbils
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:09pm PT
hotter than a two-peckered billy goat.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:12pm PT
covets thy neighbor's gerbil.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:17pm PT
Sprays excessively
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:17pm PT
created the first genetically modified gerbil without teeth or claws.

edit- you gotta be fast here...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:24pm PT
had breast reduction surgery.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:26pm PT
Ran out of gerbil jokes.
yo-so-mighty

Big Wall climber
salinas, ca
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:29pm PT
When things get tough, Clinker has been known to use his testicles for protection... its usually a sketchy placement.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:30pm PT
Was hired as a lactation expert.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:32pm PT
has actually milked a cat
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:35pm PT
shared a gerbil with that Bieber kid.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
boldly goes where no man has gone.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:43pm PT
insists on protection.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:48pm PT
Has no known STD's
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:49pm PT
^^^^ Likes to be called Rocky Gerboa.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:52pm PT
picks up chicks at Walmart.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:52pm PT
Uses his partners rope to scratch a heat induced itch on a bivi.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:53pm PT
Has a big... car.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
Is slow-witted, slow typist
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:57pm PT
hates really good German lagers.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:59pm PT
prefers flatlands
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
It's always his first time.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:02pm PT
Always promises next time will last longer.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:09pm PT
When asked if he had sex with farm animals he replied "dead or alive?"
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
Apparently that lasr one hit to close to home
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:41pm PT
Has a rooster named Big Pecker
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
^^Wanted the avatar "Clonker" but it was taken.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
Mister E. dropped the T.
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
sleeps with rubber chickens
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:12pm PT
Farts in a crowded movie theater.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:22pm PT
^^^^ Farts in crowded elevators
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:25pm PT
peed his pants in 5th & 6th grade.^^

thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
yells fart in crowded theaters
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:53pm PT
has not attempted the autoblumpkin
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
Once tried to lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:46pm PT
may not know what a BBP is
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:37pm PT
wears a Da Brim and doesn't think it looks ghey
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:51pm PT
Talks with Alice and Dorothy.

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:48pm PT
^^^^^
is leaning against a palm tree in the tropics adding to the humidity
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 2, 2014 - 01:31am PT
Oh the drama
MisterE

climber
Feb 2, 2014 - 01:41am PT
^^Is secretly a huge drama queen.
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 2, 2014 - 02:06am PT
^^ shitty story teller

don't trigger me
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 2, 2014 - 10:36am PT
wouldn't know what a trigger is for.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 2, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
Killed this thread.

Oh, it's supposed to be a lie.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 2, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
Has a collection of dog-eared Cosmo magazines in a rack next to his commode.
this just in

climber
north fork
Feb 6, 2014 - 09:24pm PT
Killed the thread.
this just in

climber
north fork
Feb 6, 2014 - 09:47pm PT
So original
this just in

climber
north fork
Feb 6, 2014 - 10:08pm PT
Wants to be in a motorcycle club called Satans for Christ.
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Feb 6, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
Had a brother named Bob
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 6, 2014 - 11:53pm PT
Even though he tried to warn Tommy not to tease them while they were mating his little brother was still eaten by the pigs.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2014 - 09:00am PT
Philo...Sells bootlegged copies of the "BOOB THREAD" to teenagers at the local climbing gym...
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 12:12pm PT
Frank has three boobs.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 12:45pm PT
^^^ Only once, was seen soloing without a garter belt and fishnet stockings...
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 7, 2014 - 01:13pm PT
Dyes his beard red
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 7, 2014 - 01:16pm PT
doesn't look like Beeker
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 02:53pm PT
Knows her place.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 7, 2014 - 02:54pm PT
Has lost three fingers to his table saw (the good fingers...)
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 7, 2014 - 02:57pm PT
Is a closet republican
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2014 - 03:12pm PT
Nature...Makes homemade shower gel that smells like bacon, He is mysteriously followed by packs of dogs...
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 03:26pm PT
Frank... steals Nature's shower gel and adds it to his homemade egg mcmuffins to make them taste more like MacDonald's.
MisterE

climber
Feb 7, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
^^Free-soloed Sendero Luminosa waaay before Honnold.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
Really isn't a mystery
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
Licks his fishys before he slices 'em
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:49pm PT
Never wonders what iggy's really packin'
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
Thinks "Tastes like chicken" is referring to wings at Buffalo Wild Wings...
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:14am PT
Thinks innuendo is an Italian enema.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 8, 2014 - 06:45am PT
drinks Labatt Blue
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 8, 2014 - 06:49am PT
Reilly
Feb 7, 2014 - 11:53am PT
Knows her place.

uhhh
what's that supposed to mean?
MisterE

climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 09:30am PT
^^Has lived in the Lower East Side all her life and is afraid to leave.
Fish Finder

Social climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 09:34am PT


Eastside Dreamer
MisterE

climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:09am PT
^^Sucks at telling lies!
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:11am PT
Idolizes Keanu Reeves
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:17am PT
Was a good boy while I was away.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:03pm PT
Is a SNAG. (Sensitive New Age Guy).

Wait, that's no lie.
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 8, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
Wishes he knew who I was.
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
Feb 8, 2014 - 04:35pm PT
Is really a stand-up paddleboarder
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 8, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
^^^^ is named after a carbeurator cleaner.
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Feb 8, 2014 - 07:43pm PT
is Naked
MisterE

climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 08:32pm PT
Nature: Survived a domestic Fugu preparation that went bad.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Feb 8, 2014 - 09:00pm PT
Shakes in fear on the easiest slab climbs.
soaring_bird

Trad climber
Oregon
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:42pm PT
A skiing legend, now prefers to climb glass skyscrapers wearing a red and blue spandex costume. Weaves a sticky web, rates it A1.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 9, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
Is regretting something he forgot!
Tag.

The sequel, the sequel, the sequel.

What happened after the movie?

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 02:36pm PT
^^^^^ Hunts Snipes in tule fog.
MisterE

climber
Feb 9, 2014 - 04:51pm PT
clinker just started growing his epic mustache for Movember 2014.
salad

Big Wall climber
Feb 9, 2014 - 04:56pm PT
^^^ woefully allergic to beer
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 9, 2014 - 05:12pm PT
a lad insane
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 9, 2014 - 06:37pm PT
^^^ Thinks the "Beautiful Decay" thread is about rural dentistry.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 06:42pm PT
^^found religion young, then themself, in that order.
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Feb 9, 2014 - 07:46pm PT
^^^ has only had to shave genitals once due to a horrible gum accident! ^^^
MisterE

climber
Feb 9, 2014 - 07:54pm PT
^^Weirdly, doesn't have a speck of hair on him.

Edit: LOL, salad.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 08:03pm PT
^^^ has run out of anti-fungus cream.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 9, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
^^^^^ During the holidays, earns extra money as a Wayne Newton impersonator.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 09:19pm PT
^^^ Has lost his/hers
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 9, 2014 - 09:22pm PT
Chess master and male web cam - working the mind and body
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Feb 10, 2014 - 01:08am PT
mrtropy has never EVER been to Bear Valley
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 10, 2014 - 02:27am PT
Never climbs at Pinns, always gets his beauty sleep
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 10, 2014 - 04:24am PT
Afraid of nothing but believes in the Pillsbury Doughboy/Poppin' Fressh/Rong Anderson secret undergound conspiracy theory.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 10, 2014 - 04:25am PT
A twit.
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:16am PT
no trap will trip if the setter is sited in merced
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:18am PT
^^^ that guy is alliterate.
oops ... could be true
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:20am PT
can spell real gud
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:13am PT
Likes to dress up like Carmen Miranda and shake her castanets and fruit bowl hat.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:36am PT
^^^had a homasexual relationship with charles bukowski
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:41am PT
^^ looks like this on a good day

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
Has been playing it safe
Jaysen

Trad climber
NY
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
I pretend that any gender neutral name is a smoking hott babe that can lead A5. In this instance im gonna say clinker is a 4'11" blond that has a sick taste for mungy wide climbing... sounds about good for my imagination
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:52pm PT
clinker doesn't edit his posts after the fact

SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
Nick name "Anita Getlay".
MisterE

climber
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
^^Is actually quite sick, and may perish at any moment
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
Hates cats
bergbryce

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:04pm PT
Ron is intelligent.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:19pm PT
^^^^^

"What I say is not true."
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:26pm PT
^^^^. Has a mole shaped like a butterfly on his inner thigh.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
He knows
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
It's amazing how so many people think they have the keys to wisdom.

I don't claim to be wise, but I recognize it when I see it. Other than Werner Braun, Largo (at times), and C.S. Lewis, I still wander....searching.


profound on so many levels, it's mind-jarring, yet liberating.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:58am PT
^^^
Hears voices...
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:04am PT
actually... that's not a lie. when we did baboquivari he did hear voices!
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:48am PT
^Is the real butt plug collector
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:22am PT
^^^ Is the mad scientist that split Locker like an amoeba.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:29am PT
Likes to do the "Delhi Dog."
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:52am PT
^ got booted out of Durango for doing the tango in drag
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:19am PT
smells like poop
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
Drives a white yaris.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2014 - 01:16pm PT
locker..Was arrested last year for harvesting maple syrup from the maple trees at the elementary school. He now has the nickname "Saptual Predator" amomg his freinds because he is not allowed within 500 yards of any school.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:18pm PT
^ is running out of ideas
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
^^^^. Thinks a crow bar is where corvidae go to get sloshed.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
Anita... Would love to join the USO and entertain the troops, but has decided to wait until they allow pole dancing. (your right...I got nothing)
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:58pm PT
^ smokes pole
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 02:07pm PT
which one!?
MisterE

climber
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
Hates the cold and lives year-round in the tropics
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
secretly wishes he could trade cities with me
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
Wishes she were blonde
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:23pm PT
Loves doing the colonoscopy.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
I would give it to myself? :-D

Never leaves his birthtown.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
Loves stereotypes
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
Added the bolt on Double Cross
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:45pm PT
Because you were too chicken to.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
^ is that on Lembert Dome?
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
Loves RATT
darkmagus

Mountain climber
San Diego, CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:50pm PT
Has a rat tail
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
Added a bolt to Baby Robbins
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:54pm PT
^^^ loves LOVERBOY
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:55pm PT
Oh, you have no idea.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:57pm PT
Repeated Wings of Steel and downgraded it
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:58pm PT
Cries a little every time hears "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:01pm PT
^^ is this guy
vv

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:05pm PT
Has McDonalds trampstamp
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:09pm PT
Would like to eat at McDonalds more often
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 07:22pm PT
^^ would like to eat the McDonalds trampstamp more often
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 11, 2014 - 07:31pm PT
^^ yelled at spouse for washing the car with the coveted Crash Test Dummies tour t-shirt.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:44pm PT
^^^^ Once danced the lead in a local production of Swan Lake.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
Just got his first Brazilian wax
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:58pm PT
just got a brazilian blow out
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
^^^^ Once broke wind in an echo chamber, and has never heard the end of it.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
^^^^^

Refuses to claim that everything he says is false.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:48pm PT

The go to math tutor for valley locals....umm, I mean....Goes to hooters with valley locals^^
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
^^ was the organizer and sole participant of Occupy REI Portland. Quit after day three, tired of being mistaken for an employee.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:43am PT
^^^ was unable to read a map and never made it to California


Edit; damn, you guys blew this thing up today ;)
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:08am PT
^^^^

Insists on licking the back of self adhesive stamps.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:04am PT
Last seen on a "wanted" poster in the post office.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:15am PT
^^^TWP was the poster Edge was on... said it is nice to be wanted.
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:10am PT
Once had an anal blow-out from weight-lifting.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:17am PT
Thankfully Mister E. was there and knew how to use didy-wipes.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:26am PT
and clinker was there to collect them because he's a coprophile





(ewwww)
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:28am PT
^^^Knows to much about strange areas of research.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:34am PT
^ is a hot brunette with big... blue eyes
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:37am PT
^^^^

Tried to find work as a sword swallower, but the plastic cocktail swords were deemed unimpressive.

And she frequently gagged when she forgot to remove the olive.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40am PT
that's hilarious.. good one, Edge!
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
^^^ photoshop cross dresses himseif
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:47pm PT
Has Celine Dion poster on ceiling above bed
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:32pm PT
Has Justin Timberlake in his "closet".

;)

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
^ beat the sh#t out of Bieber
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:36pm PT
Says Bieber hits back
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
Was beat up by Bieber.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:41pm PT
let Bieber suck his thumb
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:44pm PT
IS Bieber
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
Loves a shaved Bieber
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:52pm PT
^^^ Has a blue hand because he fell for that gag with a $100 bill glued to the bottom of a toilet with the chemical die in the water.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
Was the second of twin breach-birth boys. Doctor "nut again"
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:33pm PT
I'm a Belieber so you all better STFU with the beebs hate.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
Justin is hidden in his beard
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
^^^ doesn't really have a beard, just glued the droppings of a shaved Bieber onto his face

(doh, that was tailored for doc jeffe)
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
If his bieber isn't wet enough, likes to lube it up a bit

MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:45pm PT
After weeks of effort, FINALLY got into the secure Calabasas community and egged Bieber's house.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:52pm PT
Can we change the subject please?
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:56pm PT
^^Dresses his dog up in a cat outfit secretly.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:03pm PT
Likes to play pin the tail on the donkey with Dallas Rains and Jillian Barberie
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
Drljefe..Is a retired remote control sailboat captain, His retirement came durring a controversial time because he was in the midst of battling accusations that he used over-sized propellers in his most recent regatta championship...
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
Frank's is undersized
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
Baconlube... Lulz
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:59pm PT
Mmmmmm bacon
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
^^^ only buys bacon when he's going to a potluck and makes his signature treat vienna sausages wrapped in bacon.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:06pm PT
Eats salad
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:10pm PT
Tosses salad
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:45pm PT
^^^ had a great idea for song, shared it with some friends around a kitchen table, and they went on to get famous with it

[Click to View YouTube Video]
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
Hates Mythos
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:42pm PT
^^^^^

Can activate a duck call with any of three separate orifices.
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
Uses BaconLube (TM) to activate a duck calls with a single orifice.
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:55pm PT
^^Is planning something truly evil for Valentine's Day.
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
Never eats Thai Food
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
Enjoys bacon satay...sans lube
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
Play RIGHT, Dingus! (damn it!)
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:33pm PT
Hahhahahhahahhaha! Perfect, Crag.

PERFECT. Shared with a climbing friend last night ONE skit of many from P.Lives, a two handed show.

hahhahahhahahhahaha! Perfect, Crag.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
Mailed me her most colorful pair of socks.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
^^^^

Plays the part of Buffalo Bill in the stage production of "Silence of the Lambs." He started out as the understudy, but won the part for his prowess while practicing the 'tucking the sausage' scene.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:38pm PT
real nick name is Center
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
Cragman shot a man while robbing his castle,
Bobbie Sue took the money and run.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
Has set the record time for doing the Nature Edge.

edit; riding a cragman
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:22pm PT
^Ummm...my first lie out of the chute and I screwed it up.

edit ...I'm choking! I can't think of a lie about Jim Brennen.

How about.... Conspires with Chris Mac to keep the front page filled with incendiary threads to up the views to Supertopo.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:23pm PT
Is a good liar.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:24pm PT
stays at luxury hotels and doesn't know a thing about dirtbagging
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
Is Chef's secret admirer

Edit: Wooops. Not fast enough.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:27pm PT
Is a dirty rotten twoface liar
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:27pm PT
^^^ has trouble with her harness.

mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
eats his own toe jam
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
bought me that harness and offered to help me try it on safely
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
Believes that harness is properly worn
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
mind is like a beehive, ears are full of wax
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
would not want to smell that harness
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
Oh, you have no idea....
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:34pm PT
Believes Rong is actually an honest guy
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
Testicles atrophied
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
Has Rong's testicles in his mouth

(OK, I'll stop.)
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:36pm PT
Don't, your just getting started
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:37pm PT
Is obsessed with mani and pedicures
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
Gets a mani-pedi before he goes to Stoney
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
is still looking for the cookie jar
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
Wouldn't know a cookie if it sat on his tongue
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
is Ron's jaded x
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
Doesn't know what I mean by 'cookie'
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:41pm PT
still likes sitting on Santa's lap
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
Got a Valentine's Day mani with little hearts on his nails
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
spanks Santa
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:47pm PT
Has poor Santa in a gimp suit tied up in his basement waiting to be corrected.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:49pm PT
has an elf making toys in her attic
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
Dresses "his little friend" up in a miniature Santa hat and white beard and asks his lover to tell Santa if they've been naughty or nice.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:53pm PT
Talked Anita into combining the sports of cliff diving and ice-hole fishing.

edit; which wasn't nice
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:55pm PT
Wrote the book on ice-hole fishing
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:57pm PT
Thinks all canadian drivers are ice-holes
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:59pm PT
Thinks there are cars in Canaduh
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:01pm PT
ok reindeer
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
Favorite karaoke song is "It's Raining Men"
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:24pm PT
Believes, as all Canadians do, that every time a snowplow toots its horn, an angel gets its wings.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:42pm PT
Actually prefers Melbatoast.


Edited to add that was for Dingus.
But Locker was too quick on the post.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:18am PT
Refuses to use the handrails provided by the NPS only because he can't read and never listens to anyone either.What's up, PoetasterBroascaster?
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:24am PT
Believes Canada should be the 51st state.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:29am PT
^^Is actually in the top 1% of wealth
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:32am PT
^^^^

Once delivered a stranger's baby on a department store escalator.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:33am PT
^^Got confused when encountered an escalator for the first time
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:08am PT
Is really Locker.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:09am PT
^^Has severe acrophobia and can only boulder.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:11am PT
Woke up one morning to find himself transformed into a giant insect.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:19am PT
Is fully secure in his own identity.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:27am PT
Thinks match.com sells fire starting supplies.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:28am PT
Jim Brennan is not a bastard.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:32am PT
Thinks "Bring your kid to work day" is an opportunity to show off his pet goat to co-workers.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:34am PT
Thinks Devils Club belongs in any proper salad.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:34am PT
Is Luke's father.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:35am PT
^^Is wearing out his Velcro gloves, and the sheep are happy about it.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:43am PT
Just told a lie.

:-0
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:53am PT
Is the Walrus.

Coo coo ca-chew.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:23am PT
Thinks Dante mediocre.

Nose not from brown or ocher.

His ancestors burnt Sienna, NV., then tried to take Geneva.

Fail.
Da_Dweeb

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:41am PT
He can never remember the Pledge of Allegiance.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:47am PT
And can't find a can of Ledge to clean climb.

Dirty SOB.

:), really, now, Mouse...

HeY, I meant BOTH of 'em! Truth hurts.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:03am PT
Doesn't know Monterey Jack from...

































































































































anything.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:54am PT
goes to Furry conventions and is always the bottom
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:07am PT
dingus has a super scratchy voice,
like he's smoked unfiltered, forevers.
though he can't wail out a brash
thought, even in the coldest of silences.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:17am PT
is loose with the truth
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:25am PT
he's only here for the commercials,

and he's a victim to a get-put-down-by-werner fetish
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:14am PT
Liberally uses poetic wax on his skis
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:28am PT
doesn't sleep
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:55am PT
Is packing extra luggage in her pants.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:03am PT
loves cottage cheese thighs
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:18am PT
was borne to be a bachelorina.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:26am PT
has a simple, uncomplicated life
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:46am PT
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:51am PT
Wanted by the FBI under the alias ANITA420
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:00am PT
thinks 420 is his waist size
Fish Finder

Social climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:21am PT
wants to be
American
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:47am PT
Knows how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2014 - 12:25pm PT
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:31pm PT
doesn't want a shrubbery
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
Has no idea who Roger is
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:44pm PT
Wants a wafer thin mint and a bucket.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
is a watery tart
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2014 - 12:47pm PT
Once discovered the meaning of life...But,fogot to write it down...
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:09pm PT
Thinks that 420 is ten times more than the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:09pm PT

Frank
Voices told him to start this thread.
And to get a Garth Brooks tattoo.

Nut
Stock in Just For Men
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:11pm PT
Just shaved his beard
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:17pm PT
just shaved my beard
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:24pm PT
Doesn't shave
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:25pm PT
epilady
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:27pm PT
Killed a man and a mule in Tonapah.
Senseless. Nuts.
Blame testosterone?
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
Is considering waxing
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:39pm PT
waxes considerably
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
^^Drapes don't match the carpet.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:54pm PT
wears a merkin
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
Wears Booty Pops.
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:00pm PT
carpet? What carpet!
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:11pm PT
Saves his poop crumbs after getting a Brazilian.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:16pm PT
kept the wax to make candles
salad

Big Wall climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:26pm PT
^^ Enjoys relaxing baths with special scented candles
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:34pm PT
Saves his poop crumbs after getting a Brazilian.



lulz!

edit: btw, poop crumbs = dingleberries
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2014 - 04:38pm PT
Anita...wants to die a virgin because she heard terrorist are up there waiting for her...
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:49pm PT
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
^^^^ Can't think of anything to say
divad

Trad climber
wmass
Feb 13, 2014 - 05:44pm PT
^^^^ cats got your tongue..
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 13, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
^^^
Enjoys a good bowl of catnip.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:45pm PT
^^^ enjoys a good bowl
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:50pm PT
Picks out all the cashews from the nut bowl at parties
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:50pm PT
this thread is great!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:51pm PT
Is being sarcastic
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 13, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
Is never Rong
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 13, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
Claims what he says is always false. Is that true?
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 07:40pm PT
really likes cats
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 07:59pm PT
supplied Sid Vicious with heroine.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:20pm PT

Really looks and acts like Mr Potato head.^^
[Click to View YouTube Video]

STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:24pm PT
Likes putting Mr. and Mrs. Potato head in obscene positions.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:32pm PT
believes in climate change
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:38pm PT
invented the Mr. Potato Head dildo
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
^^ has a fixation with male genitalia

(btw I am an excellent driver. I drive manual, bitchez)
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:43pm PT
COULDN'T FIND HIS ASS WITH BOTH HANDS
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:48pm PT
didn't get me to watch the PRANCERCISE video

(LMAO)
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
^^Doesn't know anyone that grows bud
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:54pm PT
Is gay and swears he can handle a stick as well as any woman
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
was caught in a bathroom stall with Boy George
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:06pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:08pm PT
was the producer for both of the videos above
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:27pm PT
was an actor in both of the videos posted above
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:46pm PT
^ Drives a Cadillac
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:54pm PT
Drives a golf cart along the perimeter of his land, inspecting the fence for signs of illegal alien border crossings, but lives in a Kansas suburb, on a 1.5 acre lot.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:59pm PT
^^^ rides an alien around her lot, looking for illegally parked golfcarts
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:03pm PT
Only has red hair north of the border...
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:04pm PT
Like the bathroom stall "wide stance" when there are neighbors.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:05pm PT
pees standing up
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
Worked the merch table at Stryper shows.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:12pm PT
Bought $187 in Stryper memorabilia from me BITD.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:13pm PT
Can't pee in a public bathroom unless humming the Star Spangled Banner. In the back country, it has to be the Star Wars Theme
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
Did Shockley's naked
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:05pm PT
Was only Anita 5.10 before hang-dogging.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:14pm PT
Will not do "that."

Doesn't know how.
MisterE

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:17pm PT
Still wears his Aldo Nova Leopard-skin tights every day.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
Actually knows who Aldo Nova is. :/
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
Listens to Aldo Nova in a Chevy Nova
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:28pm PT
Has to follow when dancing the Bossa Nova.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
Does all of the above in Nova Scotia
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:31pm PT
Body doubled for Travolta in Look Who'sTalking
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:36pm PT
Look who's talking.
Body-doubled himself in Yer Gunna Die: Parts.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:46pm PT
body doubled from overeating
MisterE

climber
Feb 14, 2014 - 12:25am PT
Almost perished in a bizarre gasoline fight accident.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2014 - 01:33am PT
Matchless.
MisterE

climber
Feb 14, 2014 - 01:36am PT
Rarely post on Supertopo.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 14, 2014 - 01:42am PT
Was born to live in The Valley.
MisterE

climber
Feb 14, 2014 - 01:45am PT
Nice edit, Bluering. I see what you did there.

^^Is all thumbs with a hammer.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 14, 2014 - 02:10am PT
Placed Craigslist add to trade rack of tricams for a Vespa
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2014 - 04:29am PT
Why don't Moosedrools have four-posters in the bedroom?

Can't count past two and one poster's already in the bed, so it's all good with just the two on the headboard.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 14, 2014 - 06:40am PT
likes vegemite
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2014 - 07:15am PT
super pooper
keep spreadin' the news
got sh#t in the shoes, virginia
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 14, 2014 - 07:32am PT
^^Lived under the Landers boulder for three weeks in April of '68
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 14, 2014 - 10:46am PT
Knows this because one day he came home and said to himself "someone's been sleeping in my bed-and still is!" Camped out behind some sagebrush for those three weeks, waiting for the varmint to move on.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 14, 2014 - 11:31am PT
Face is buried in a bowl of porridge
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 14, 2014 - 12:30pm PT
Thinks Goldilocks And The Three Bears is a porn.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2014 - 12:36pm PT
thought four capital e's makes him as nice as neebee by default
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 14, 2014 - 12:43pm PT
Responsible for the Hantavirus outbreak in Merced
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 14, 2014 - 02:10pm PT
Is a inland cave dweller.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 14, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
I am not afraid of her acid wit.
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:25pm PT
took the acid in the 60's
MisterE

climber
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
Live like a C.H.U.D. ever since he saw the movie.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:48pm PT
Actually hears the sound of one hand clapping.

It was Maidy slapping the back of your head, actually...

What did you forget, do, forget to do, and did you remember a card?

Of course, you did.

Happy Mutual Appreciation Day, too, lovegirds.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:53pm PT
Is way under-thinking this
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
Crazier than a rat in a candy store, and that was no lie about my involvement in the hanta Virus freak-out.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 14, 2014 - 05:06pm PT
He thinks Mercedes come from Merced.
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 14, 2014 - 05:11pm PT
Watches Fox News
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 14, 2014 - 05:13pm PT
Is usually in Fox news
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 14, 2014 - 06:40pm PT
^^^^

Has the heart of a saint. He plans to cook it up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 14, 2014 - 06:52pm PT
what's a C.H.U.D. ?
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 14, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
Was an extra in Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. (she was the blonde in the ripped t-shirt)
MisterE

climber
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:21am PT
Actually lives in BC and is both an honorary member of the RCMP, and the founding member of the Dudley Do-Right Fan Club.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:32am PT
I'm not jealous of Edge's post
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:36am PT
worked for hours on that thumbnail...
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:37am PT
Now you are jealous


Edit; No kidding,getting the girl and getting to look that good took years , keeping the girl has taken the last 27 years and is totally worth it. I got the way better deal.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:41am PT

Was an airplane in his former life.^
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 15, 2014 - 10:21am PT
Reads People Magazine - and not just in the check out line.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 15, 2014 - 01:42pm PT
Only reads People ragazine for the pictures.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 15, 2014 - 02:23pm PT
Heres people say "what an ass" so often he is convinced he has a great butt.




Edited to add to post below... That's true.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 15, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
Is completely over sentimental Valentine's crap
MisterE

climber
Feb 15, 2014 - 03:42pm PT
^^Is much shorter than his s.o.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:17pm PT
Has a young gal pose as his s.o.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:37pm PT
Has no ape index.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:43pm PT
^^^ Needs to spend time on the P,G&R vs S thread.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:58pm PT
Doesn't need to give me the REAL name of the above-mentioned thread via whatever channel (een clear, precise pharaonic lingo, pro favor, seenor Geel).

My advice, never ever when in Egypt look a glyphed camel in the mouth.

It might suddenly rain camel drool...
dirtbag

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
Has never been to Merced.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:44pm PT
likes poop flavored lollipops
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
Makes her own poop flavored lollipops
dirtbag

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
Had a day job in a lollipop factory while shoveling manure at night.
darkmagus

Mountain climber
San Diego, CA
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
recently completed two first ascents and named them "lollipop factory" and "shoveling manure"
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
Lost a fortune investing in manure pops.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
Dumpster dove for discarded pops after the factory closed.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:16pm PT
Told me it was the Twinkie factory.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:20pm PT
Big dick.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:28pm PT
Has unending tolerance for moronic republitards
dirtbag

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
Starred in a reality tv series.
MisterE

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 04:47pm PT
^^Was single-handedly responsible for the start of political discussions on this forum.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 17, 2014 - 04:49pm PT
Doesn't believe Lois = DMT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 17, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
Has never been seen in Merced. Or heard of it till I showed up here not there.

Faux yu, PearOfG-Gees. LOL
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Feb 17, 2014 - 06:14pm PT
is actually a rat from reno. (NTTIAWWT).
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 17, 2014 - 06:24pm PT
Works for Orkin (NTTIAWWT).
dirtbag

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 08:54pm PT
Has filthy sheets
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:03pm PT
Wrote a three page letter of complaint - half of it IN CAPS - to the Chairman of the Board at a big hotel chain because there was a curly hair in the bathtub.
MisterE

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
Chips holds in The Gunks because she doesn't care a whit about them.
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
frequently checks own curlies
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
thinks Mister E is a tranny
Captain...or Skully

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:16pm PT
NTTAWWT. Secretly does not like dogs.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:37pm PT

Wears an eye patch and sleeps with a Teddy bear.^^
may be a thumb sucker..
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:48pm PT
never wets the bed
Captain...or Skully

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
You leave Teddy R. outa this.

Doesn't have a Norton. Or know much about them.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 17, 2014 - 10:34pm PT
^^^^

Invented the chicken dance, and tirelessly roams wedding receptions demanding royalties.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 17, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
Is the neighbor of the beast
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 17, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
Says "really cute" as code for dumb as a box of hammers.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 17, 2014 - 11:36pm PT
Walks around at night with a mask and cape, fighting for truth, justice and the American way as Captain A-OK.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 17, 2014 - 11:55pm PT
uses a pillow case, in need of a good washing, for a cape. Captain Dirtbag to the refuse.
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 18, 2014 - 12:09am PT
Drives a clunker.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 18, 2014 - 04:48am PT
Believes that if only he owned a genuine Persian rug, he could fly, but alas he can only afford inexpensive imitations.

(I woke up in middle of night, not tired and with a stomach ache; that's why I am online at quarter to 5 in the morning)
Fish Finder

Social climber
Feb 18, 2014 - 08:33am PT


doesnt care about when she posts
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:03am PT
Was last seen in Scotland with Nessy
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:24am PT
^^^^

Keeps a coloring book, some footed pajamas, and a can of non-perishable chocolate milk in a glass wall cabinet labelled "For Emergency Use Only."
skitch

climber
East of Heaven
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:50am PT
^^^^^^^^^Only climbs bolted crack climbs.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 18, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
Drew obscene pictures in Edge's coloring book.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 18, 2014 - 01:20pm PT
Couldn't keep his crayoning inside the lines in Edge's dirty coloring book.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 18, 2014 - 01:26pm PT
Is the only person to flunk a sex education class.
Peter Haan failed him because of poor punctuation.
He kept putting ?s instead of !s

Edit; Cozgrove got an A, but only after tutering.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 18, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
Is multilingual....none of which is english..
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:14pm PT
Once ruled the high board at his local diving arena.

And by "ruled the high board" I mean he used to splash children in the face at the kiddy pool.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
Is actually fattrad
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:10pm PT
^^ Has a real job, income, and net worth.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
Is not drunk.. oh wrong day

Climbs really fast!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:40pm PT
^^ Couldn't shoot a bear dead on his own front porch.

Climbski2 - I actually *do* have a glass of 7 Deadly Zins in hand....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:56pm PT
He's got nothin'.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:00am PT
Doesn't know the first rule of fight club
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:19am PT
Hears sleigh bells where there are none.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:21am PT
Has a presidential look a like booger collection.
MisterE

climber
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:54am PT
All his children are ugly boys.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 19, 2014 - 01:00am PT
Plays World of Warcraft late at night in a wizard costume.
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Feb 19, 2014 - 04:04am PT
Jim Brennan and I were doing a late season ascent of the Emperor Face on Robson when he starts gushing some story about his girlfriends round butt and how stupid mountaineering is and how he just wanted to cuddle up with Maggie's holy rump on a beach and never be cold again.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 19, 2014 - 07:32am PT
Voted for Bush - both of them!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 19, 2014 - 07:46am PT
trims his bush with toe nail clippers
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?