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frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 31, 2014 - 12:15pm PT
OK...so I haven't posted on this forum for awhile but, whatever, I'm still here! I saw this idea on a different forum and it went "EPIC"!..So, make up a lie about me and let the fun begin..
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:16pm PT


^^^

Dude's a "Tranny"...

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:16pm PT
locker isn't gay
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:17pm PT
Is Locker's mom fair game?
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:17pm PT
When not sexually assaulting small animals, this ^^^ poster likes inserting anal beads into his dick hole... in reverse order!
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
^ ^ ^ That's not a his fake name.
weezy

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
^^^ terrible skier! hates the snow.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:20pm PT


Anita is a "climber"...

Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:20pm PT
^^^Has good social skills.

By the way, the "H" is for Hieronymus.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:23pm PT


"Is Locker's mom fair game?"...


Only if you're HUNG...

Mom told me she likes 'em large...




PS: Don't forget your K-Y...

She's 87...




Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:23pm PT
^^^Follows the rules.

edit: Hahaha, eKat, you dodged your way out of that one! I was being general anyway, you have good social skills I'm sure.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:25pm PT
^^^

Smells like a Yak...




EDITED:

Patrick...

LOL!!!...
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
Locker can pass a drug test
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:34pm PT
edit: Hahaha, eKat, you dodged your way out of that one! I was being general anyway, you have good social skills I'm sure.

Movin' too fast. . . nawmean?

:-)
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:36pm PT

ekat has never skied a day in her life...
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:36pm PT

EDITED:

Damn it if Nita isn't posting pretty much along the same lines as I was about to...

Lady...

you STOLE my move!!!...


LOL!!!...

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:38pm PT


^^^

Has a small weiner...


madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:38pm PT
teetotaler
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:40pm PT
resoles shoes ^^^^

Susan

edit: ooops wasn't quick enough …. that was for Locker
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:44pm PT


^^^

Uses "Old Spice"...

eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:44pm PT
nita's the meanest person on TheTaco!
this just in

climber
north fork
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
Ekat Is Jeremy's mom.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:47pm PT
eKat, STOP sending me the LOVE notes!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:50pm PT
Doesn't answer his email about resolving Gandas and TC pros

Edit; Sorry slow on the draw, I meant locker
Oh, and it's supposed to be a lie... He's a tall yak harder from novey Sibirsk...
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
Jaybro picked me up when he saw my work for food sign.

I pulled weeds all day. He gave me a potato and then called the cops to trespass me.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:51pm PT


"Doesn't answer his email about resolving Gandas and TC pros"...

~~~ Jaybro




^^^


Can't climb "OFFWIDTH" for sh!t!!!...
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:53pm PT
Not Barefoot!

And that guy Did steal my weed s!
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:54pm PT
speelyei ate the weed and smoked the potato
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 31, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
loves to hangdog
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:01pm PT
Patric is 25, just looks old
this just in

climber
north fork
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:02pm PT
Moose drinks shitty beer.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:03pm PT
Moose drool knows that because he himself makes pipes out of weeds to fire up a potato
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:04pm PT
I just can't keep up with this rapid fire banter
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:05pm PT
Jay is my long lost brother...Muwwwaaaaahahahahahaa
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:05pm PT
Rong has integrity
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:06pm PT
apogee is the 'woman' in he and Ron's relationship
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:07pm PT


^^^

Just sharted...

Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:20pm PT
^^^uses GLU for a LUB...
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:30pm PT


^^^

Fuks dead animals...



















































Oh yeah!!!...

It's supposed to be a LIE...



Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:32pm PT
in luv with BEEEBER...^^^^^^
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
Has health insurance & a pair of ballz ^^^^^

Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Jan 31, 2014 - 01:38pm PT
^^^kept it "above the belt", lol!

edit:

vvvv Ah, I take back my baited trap, Munge. And, while we're making up fibs, you are a guy who pulls out, not down.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:35pm PT
Jebus ^^^ never says anything funny on the taco
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:36pm PT
^^^Has never looked up 'munge' on urban dictionary
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:37pm PT

Ekat Is Jeremy's mom.

Yer KILLIN' me!

:-)
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:38pm PT

eKat, STOP sending me the LOVE notes!

OXOXOXOXO
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:39pm PT
She's my mom.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, by way of California
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:47pm PT
^^ I am your father.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:48pm PT
^^^Terrible set of gams.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:48pm PT
All legs, no heart!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:49pm PT
^^^Quick on the draw!
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:49pm PT
Jebus and Faoruk go to church every Sunday.
John M

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
got rich off his moviestar looks
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:53pm PT
envy my looks
John M

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
LOL. ( damn, I got no response. hahaha.. good one moose )
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:58pm PT
started learning Polish to be more like me
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Jan 31, 2014 - 02:59pm PT
Former Rockette.



DMT
John M

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:01pm PT
drools when he is excited

ślini, kiedy jest podniecony
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:07pm PT
Want's to tap moosedrool



DMT
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:09pm PT
DMT has a Largo doll that he prays to
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:10pm PT
He borrowed it and never returned it.

DMT
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
Sleeps 12 hours everyday.^^

and..

would never takes a selfie...
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
keeps a live sheep in his camper
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
trims Chief's pubic hairs
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:15pm PT
Collects chiefs pubic hairs
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:16pm PT
Snorts~~~ ohwww never mind...
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:17pm PT
sells pubis hairs on eBay
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:18pm PT
has an RCH...
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:19pm PT
I was molested by Anita
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:21pm PT

Locker can't resole!
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:22pm PT
Buys pubic hairs on eBay.

Thanks for the travel money
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
All of the above posters were born and still live in the same commune. Their DNA is all the same as is that of their offspring.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:27pm PT
funny
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:29pm PT
Anita's my sister mother aunt? WTF
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:32pm PT
WTF gives a fuk
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
moos smarter than dumber.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:40pm PT

^^^

Eats more cheese than Ron...
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
his doll has a mustache
wbw

Trad climber
'cross the great divide
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
^^^^^^^^

Prefers a pink b.p. to the blue model.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
WTF climbs in spandex tights
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:50pm PT
Anita like them crotchless
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:50pm PT
knows what to do with nuts
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:55pm PT

^^^

Want's to be an "Amare-KKKan"
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:56pm PT
known to stack his nuts..^^^^
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:56pm PT

^^^

Never ratted on anyone here...




EDITED:

Sorry Ron!!!...

LOL!!!...


clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:57pm PT
You just drop the pig on the grass in ELCAP meadow after a week on the wall. Your girlfriend comes walking up from the area of the river with CMac. She says he's so nice.and was explaining what a girdle traverse is. Don't be alarmed.





Open season. Drag as many people into this a add you can.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
Locker is my lawer if ST sues.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 03:59pm PT

^^^

Smart person above...

Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:00pm PT
DOESNT know whut hes tawkin bout^^^^
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:01pm PT

THREAD DRIFT:

Ron...

It's a "Lie" thread...

Remember???...


EDITED:

"DOESNT know whut hes tawkin bout^^^"...



Should be...

"DOES know" in order for it to be in line with this thread...(Unless you actually think I do know what I am talking about and you'd be sadly mistaken, there!!! LOL!!!)

;-)

clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:02pm PT
Ron is my mortician if ST hires a hit man. Ron is not a hit man.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
Anita like them crotchless

that is not a lie
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 31, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
prefers the company of small birds, enjoys scaling single-story buildings and often mows her lawn at midnight wearing lingerie
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:10pm PT
Once arm wrestled Cindy Lauper to an extended 45 minute tie.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:10pm PT


"Anita like them crotchless

that is not a lie"
...



On that note...

Anita wears "Granny panties"...
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:11pm PT
Frank donated his guns to Ukraine
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:13pm PT

^^^

Moose in a Homosapien suit...
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:13pm PT
I love granny panties

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:13pm PT

^^^

NOT LOL!!!...



EDITED:

Fuking PERFECT comeback...

LOL!!!...
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 04:34pm PT

Locker, what is that blue rubber you put on my shoes?
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jan 31, 2014 - 05:07pm PT
moosedrool has locker's infamous blue butt plug. But he bronzed it and turned it into a lamp.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 05:25pm PT
Has moobies
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
has no boobies

double lye?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:03pm PT
Has Betty Davis eyes.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:05pm PT
wears a manzier
Fish Finder

Social climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:06pm PT
culinary idiot
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:07pm PT

^^^

sings the words:

"Oh SUSHI Q !!!"




EDITED:

Damnit Fish Finder!!!...

You jumped ma spot...






Have to fuking be too quick here and right now that isn't possible...

So I'm "outta here!!!"...

LOL!!!...



anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:10pm PT
Edits his posts less than the Chief does....
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:41pm PT
Wears a merkin
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:45pm PT
Wears Betty Davis' eyeliner, wishes to have been Bob.
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 06:46pm PT
Total flame errrr
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
looks like this hottie

photo not found
Missing photo ID#322913
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:08pm PT
Anitas Hubby^^^^
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:24pm PT
Tad can climb 5.5C
hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
the drooler just knocked off Robson this fall (wishbone arete, no less) but he doesn't talk about it for fear of alienating, and intimidating the four significant others in hislife
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
Has no clue where Lembert Dome can be found.

Seriously.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:50pm PT
thinks there's good ice climbing in california
WTF

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 07:53pm PT
Loves jorts

Just for you Anita
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 08:19pm PT
I love long johns




wtf is that video?!?
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Jan 31, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
My name is John...

Butt not Long.

The one above me hangs on bolts.
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose and south lake tahoe, ca
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
John isn't long where it counts...
MisterE

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
Briham89 wears Da Brim and Lederhosen during sex.

AND FRANK WYMAN IS A BASTARD!

;)
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:07pm PT
^
Talks like Mr. Ed - and smells like him too.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:51pm PT
Is my long lost father
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 31, 2014 - 09:55pm PT
Is allergic to rice
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
Showers once a month.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
Hates oh dub
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:24pm PT
^^^^^^^
Jerks off to a Sarah Palin poster.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
Tries to spank the monkey but can't
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:26pm PT
hails from a great place
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
carries a toothbrush when he goes bouldering
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
Has a picture from Mexico with her toothbrush up "Jose's" ass
clinker

Trad climber
California
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:31pm PT
^^^^
Will do sexual favors on a portaledge to the highest bidder to raise $$ for charity.
MisterE

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:42pm PT
^^^Gets all angsty when The Chief posts

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
WTF uses a stick clip
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
^^^
Likes to sing "Copacabana" into a hairbrush in front of the mirror.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
^^^ stuffs Ron's animals and then helps him choke his chicken
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
^^^
Guitar player for U2

Edge that is
MisterE

climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:50pm PT
^^ Never done a first ascent.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
Is a biological male
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jan 31, 2014 - 10:56pm PT
^^^^

"tucks it behind" then delivers at martial arts
this just in

climber
north fork
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
Jim I heard you're pretty cool to hang out with on a portaledge. I got 10 bucks.
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:05pm PT
Hey , Frank Wyman.......you're a superstar now.....
This is a lie directed at the OP.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:07pm PT
This just in thinks aid climbing starts with buying drinks.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jan 31, 2014 - 11:09pm PT
Likes Nutella if you know what I mean.
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:00am PT
Is a biological male

That's just a mean non-lie.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:02am PT
^^^

Can pee the alphabet in the sand, but typically runs out around "Q, R, or S ."
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:06am PT
^^^
Uses James Krenov books when in a jam...
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:07am PT
Edge's Favorite saying "the painter'll fix it"
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:10am PT
Can't polish his own sun-glasses
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:14am PT
Ignores recall notices on tri cams
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:15am PT
Likes to stick his cam in a crack - if you know what I mean
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:19am PT
doesn't enjoy bird watching
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:23am PT

every night,^^ wears lederhosen to bed..
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:26am PT
Likes to have her picture taken
Nita that is
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:29am PT
^^
Loves living in India.. is married to 3 women and has 23 children named Chris jr... Is a cousin of the New Pope.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:31am PT
Enjoys skinning dipping in trout streams
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:32am PT
has drank fish pee from trout streams
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:32am PT
The bravecowboy wears tiny chaps to bed
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:32am PT
Pretty much everyone who has posted to this thread is a wanna-be poseur non-climber.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:33am PT
The bravecowboy isn't
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:34am PT
Is really MisterEd
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:34am PT

^ used to have a dog in Delhi... now he has a llama in Truckee.


Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:37am PT
^^^^

Was fluffer for Brokeback Mountain.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:37am PT
^has done more than 'noodle' a fish^
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:40am PT
^^^ Was the "stunt" double for Brokeback Mountain.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:40am PT
Got busted in a dwarf tossing ring sting operation
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:41am PT
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Still has Jake Gyllenhaal on speed dial.
Anastasia

climber
Home
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:42am PT
^He married the dwarf.^
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:47am PT
^^^^^ Crochets beer cosies from spun belly button lint.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:49am PT

^^Doesn't know what wood is used for.

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:18am PT
Doesn't know what woodis used for

(Sorry Nita :-) )
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:27am PT
^^^ Has a collection of Barbra Streisand albums on 8 track.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:30am PT
^^^^^^^
Uses MDF on American Federal reproductions.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:40am PT
Has never missed Hockey Night In Canada.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
the land of Pale Ale
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:50am PT
Can't tell a house sparrow from a house finch.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:56am PT
Got detained by Disneyland security for burning one on Tom Sawyer's island.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
the land of Pale Ale
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:00am PT
Hey it's supposed to be a lie.^^

Poses like John Travolta in the mirror every morning
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:08am PT
Dumb dago.

it takes one to know one.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 07:11am PT
loves midgets
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 1, 2014 - 07:15am PT
Is a midget.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:22am PT
Doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself ;)
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:41am PT
Is a Bieber fanboy
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:52am PT
Jesus' son. Father. Son.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 08:58am PT
Reads romantic love novels in bed at night.
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:13am PT
Named after a Tootsie Pop^^^
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:32am PT
Still thinks digital watches are really cool.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:44am PT
Has a stained glass rendering of his wife tattooed on his ass.
Dingus McGee

Social climber
Laramie
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:50am PT
Locker,

found viagra-like product works on his tongue

he's got length up front
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:51am PT
Lights his farts to entertain his wife and kids. (Meant for Cragman).
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:53am PT
^you kiddin me?? That's how I cut their hair!

: )
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:10am PT


^^^

Does illicit drugs...

Sketch

Trad climber
H-ville
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:12am PT
^^^ Good, decent person. A role model for all.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:15am PT


^^^ Good, decent person. A role model for all...






;-)





Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:24am PT
Smokes lilacs rolled in toilet paper.

DMT
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:25am PT

^^^

Never get's emotional...





;-)






EDITED:


"Smokes lilacs rolled in toilet paper."...

Don't forget...

It's supposed to be a LIE!!!...
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:26am PT
Hates glue - staples everything together
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:27am PT
Sucks in bed.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:27am PT



Owns three Da Brims...


WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:28am PT
Thinks he's moving back to the tree
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:32am PT
Doesn't like air.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:35am PT
^^^^^^
is logical
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:39am PT
Likes to line up tonail crescent clippings en echelon on the bathroom vanity.

DMT
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:41am PT



Lolli...




Loves to eat Surströmming...
Sketch

Trad climber
H-ville
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:42am PT
^^^ Always gets the joke.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:42am PT


^^^ Always gets the joke.


clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:44am PT
Is doing something meaningful with his life, as is both Dingus's, or Dinguses?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:46am PT
Likes to play seesaw on old L.A. oil rigs.

DMT
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:46am PT
Is at times absolutely Dingsgusting.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:47am PT


Thinks he's on Hogans Heros...

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:49am PT
Knows nothing
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:49am PT


THREAD DRIFT:

LOL!!!...
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:50am PT
Vows he'll never return to Cali
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:51am PT
Toms thumb's not the only digit he knows about.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:53am PT
^^^^
Saw Dr.F to check his hemorrhoids. Either way.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:55am PT
Knows how to play this game
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:59am PT

Thinks this is a game...

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:59am PT
Barely recognizes themselves in the mirror. That is a good thing.
.
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 1, 2014 - 10:59am PT
stole my band aid collection
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:00am PT
looks just like me
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:00am PT


Burps in the key of G...


speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:00am PT
looks like Robert Redford
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:01am PT
is the marmot whisperer.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:01am PT


Looks like Marty Feldman...

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:01am PT
does not
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 1, 2014 - 11:56am PT
Met Clinker at facelift...tried to kiss me..
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:57am PT


^^^

Had sex with Clinker...
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:05pm PT
Who doesn't.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 12:15pm PT
Tried
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:34pm PT
Locker and Frank run a non-profit organization for the re-insertion of long term prisoners back into society. They help the newly released get through the first few nights out of prison.
Leggs

Sport climber
Tucson, by way of California
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:35pm PT
No one's surprised.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:37pm PT
^^^ Can spit a watermelon seed into a Coke bottle from 20 feet.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
was seen fornicating with a bigfoot
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:01pm PT
duct-tapes his gerbils.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
Ripped the tape off Ron's gerbils
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:09pm PT
hotter than a two-peckered billy goat.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:10pm PT
thinks about his lost gerbil from time to time
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:12pm PT
covets thy neighbor's gerbil.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:13pm PT
^^^^
Didn't spoon with Hatten on Half Dome.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:13pm PT
known to swap used gerbils
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:15pm PT
Had and erection lasting more than 3 seconds
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:17pm PT
Sprays excessively
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:17pm PT
created the first genetically modified gerbil without teeth or claws.

edit- you gotta be fast here...
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:19pm PT
coined the term "GMO gerbil, the SanFranciso treat"
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:22pm PT
Chukar fear him

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:24pm PT
had breast reduction surgery.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:24pm PT
Gerbils revere him
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:26pm PT
Ran out of gerbil jokes.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
Runs a declawing website.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
plays with small GERBIL sized nuts..
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:29pm PT

^^^

"Fingers" Gerbil's bunghole...

...

yo-so-mighty

Big Wall climber
salinas, ca
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:29pm PT
When things get tough, Clinker has been known to use his testicles for protection... its usually a sketchy placement.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:30pm PT


Wait a second...

That actually could be Ron's bunghole...


clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:30pm PT
Was hired as a lactation expert.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:32pm PT
has actually milked a cat
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:33pm PT
Often says suck them riders instead of ride them suckers.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:35pm PT
shared a gerbil with that Bieber kid.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:36pm PT
Was happy with sloppy thirds
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
boldly goes where no man has gone.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:42pm PT
Boldly goes where no woman has gone before.


His house.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:43pm PT
insists on protection.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:48pm PT
Has no known STD's
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:49pm PT
^^^^ Likes to be called Rocky Gerboa.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:52pm PT
picks up chicks at Walmart.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:52pm PT
Uses his partners rope to scratch a heat induced itch on a bivi.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:53pm PT
Has a big... car.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:54pm PT
Quit smoking.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
Is slow-witted, slow typist
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:57pm PT
hates really good German lagers.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 1, 2014 - 02:59pm PT
prefers flatlands
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
It's always his first time.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
Going to buy all the beer at facelift this year.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:02pm PT
Always promises next time will last longer.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
is registered on a site called "granny trannys dot com"
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:05pm PT
You would know.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:09pm PT
When asked if he had sex with farm animals he replied "dead or alive?"
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
Apparently that lasr one hit to close to home
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:32pm PT
Ha not a chance I've been chasing a chicken around the yard.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:41pm PT
Has a rooster named Big Pecker
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
^^Wanted the avatar "Clonker" but it was taken.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
Mister E. dropped the T.
MisterE

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
sleeps with rubber chickens
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:09pm PT
Leads a better existence for his insistence on climbing choss.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:12pm PT
Farts in a crowded movie theater.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:22pm PT
^^^^ Farts in crowded elevators
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:25pm PT
peed his pants in 5th & 6th grade.^^

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:28pm PT
^^^

Pee'd on philo in the 10th...

thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
yells fart in crowded theaters
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:39pm PT
Plays Dutch oven at home alone
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:40pm PT
Spent an inordinate time in the bathroom telling his mom he was "combing his hair". This was in his 40s.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
You mean our moms house

And you're still trying to figure out the difference between and oral and rectal thermometer.











taste.
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:47pm PT
That's not a lie.

We agreed not to tell anyone I thought.

thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 04:53pm PT
has not attempted the autoblumpkin
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 1, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
Once tried to lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:00pm PT


^^^

has a BBP in the bedside table...

WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:11pm PT
Leggs is the most negative poster here ever.


Moose wtf is that. I know this is make up a lie but that a bit over the line.

I'm going to assume that's some weird polish lost in translation sh#t moose.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:26pm PT
WTF is very polite
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:46pm PT
may not know what a BBP is
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:55pm PT
what is BBP?

seriously
WTF

climber
Feb 1, 2014 - 06:58pm PT
Has one in his bum right now.

Just don't get that child molester remark. Moose you have a unique sense of humor I guess I don't get but then again I will never get a comment like that.

Carry on.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 1, 2014 - 07:12pm PT
The next Maybellene cover girl
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 1, 2014 - 07:15pm PT
Dingus hacked my email, that's how he knows
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:37pm PT
wears a Da Brim and doesn't think it looks ghey
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:51pm PT
Talks with Alice and Dorothy.

Credit: Edge
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 1, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 1, 2014 - 11:48pm PT
^^^^^
is leaning against a palm tree in the tropics adding to the humidity
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 2, 2014 - 01:31am PT
Oh the drama
MisterE

climber
Feb 2, 2014 - 01:41am PT
^^Is secretly a huge drama queen.
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 2, 2014 - 02:06am PT
^^ shitty story teller

don't trigger me
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 2, 2014 - 10:36am PT
wouldn't know what a trigger is for.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 2, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
Killed this thread.

Oh, it's supposed to be a lie.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 2, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
Has a collection of dog-eared Cosmo magazines in a rack next to his commode.
this just in

climber
north fork
Feb 6, 2014 - 09:24pm PT
Killed the thread.
this just in

climber
north fork
Feb 6, 2014 - 09:47pm PT
So original
Jeremy Ross

Gym climber
Feb 6, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
Actually climbs
this just in

climber
north fork
Feb 6, 2014 - 10:08pm PT
Wants to be in a motorcycle club called Satans for Christ.
Jeremy Ross

Gym climber
Feb 6, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
Just lied.
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Feb 6, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
Had a brother named Bob
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 6, 2014 - 11:53pm PT
Even though he tried to warn Tommy not to tease them while they were mating his little brother was still eaten by the pigs.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2014 - 09:00am PT
Philo...Sells bootlegged copies of the "BOOB THREAD" to teenagers at the local climbing gym...
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 12:12pm PT
Frank has three boobs.
Jeremy Ross

Gym climber
Feb 7, 2014 - 12:30pm PT
Was found Not Guilty.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 7, 2014 - 12:37pm PT


^^^

Was once seen soloing wearing only a garter belt and fishnet stockings...
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 12:45pm PT
^^^ Only once, was seen soloing without a garter belt and fishnet stockings...
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 7, 2014 - 01:13pm PT
Dyes his beard red
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 7, 2014 - 01:16pm PT
doesn't look like Beeker
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 02:53pm PT
Knows her place.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 7, 2014 - 02:54pm PT
Has lost three fingers to his table saw (the good fingers...)
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 7, 2014 - 02:57pm PT
Is a closet republican
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2014 - 03:12pm PT
Nature...Makes homemade shower gel that smells like bacon, He is mysteriously followed by packs of dogs...
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 7, 2014 - 03:26pm PT
Frank... steals Nature's shower gel and adds it to his homemade egg mcmuffins to make them taste more like MacDonald's.
MisterE

climber
Feb 7, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
^^Free-soloed Sendero Luminosa waaay before Honnold.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
Really isn't a mystery
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
Licks his fishys before he slices 'em
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:49pm PT
Never wonders what iggy's really packin'
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 7, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
Thinks "Tastes like chicken" is referring to wings at Buffalo Wild Wings...
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:14am PT
Thinks innuendo is an Italian enema.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:23am PT
Takes Italian enema for fun
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:24am PT
Wishes life still offered incandescent light bulbs for pervert's rights causes...
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 8, 2014 - 06:45am PT
drinks Labatt Blue
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 8, 2014 - 06:49am PT
Reilly
Feb 7, 2014 - 11:53am PT
Knows her place.

uhhh
what's that supposed to mean?
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Feb 8, 2014 - 08:09am PT

Thinks innuendo is an Italian enema.


BEST POST IN THE THREAD. . . NOT KIDDING!


OK, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
MisterE

climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 09:30am PT
^^Has lived in the Lower East Side all her life and is afraid to leave.
Fish Finder

Social climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 09:34am PT


Eastside Dreamer
MisterE

climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:09am PT
^^Sucks at telling lies!
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:11am PT
Idolizes Keanu Reeves
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:17am PT
Was a good boy while I was away.
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:02pm PT
Was born with male and female genitalia.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 8, 2014 - 01:03pm PT
Is a SNAG. (Sensitive New Age Guy).

Wait, that's no lie.
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 8, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
Wishes he knew who I was.
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
Feb 8, 2014 - 04:35pm PT
Is really a stand-up paddleboarder
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 8, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
^^^^ is named after a carbeurator cleaner.
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Feb 8, 2014 - 07:43pm PT
is Naked
MisterE

climber
Feb 8, 2014 - 08:32pm PT
Nature: Survived a domestic Fugu preparation that went bad.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Feb 8, 2014 - 09:00pm PT
Shakes in fear on the easiest slab climbs.
soaring_bird

Trad climber
Oregon
Feb 8, 2014 - 10:42pm PT
A skiing legend, now prefers to climb glass skyscrapers wearing a red and blue spandex costume. Weaves a sticky web, rates it A1.
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Feb 9, 2014 - 10:32am PT
^^^
A character in "Dances With Wolves"

or was that kicking bird?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 9, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
Is regretting something he forgot!
Tag.

The sequel, the sequel, the sequel.

What happened after the movie?

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 02:36pm PT
^^^^^ Hunts Snipes in tule fog.
MisterE

climber
Feb 9, 2014 - 04:51pm PT
clinker just started growing his epic mustache for Movember 2014.
salad

Big Wall climber
Feb 9, 2014 - 04:56pm PT
^^^ woefully allergic to beer
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 9, 2014 - 05:12pm PT
a lad insane
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 9, 2014 - 06:37pm PT
^^^ Thinks the "Beautiful Decay" thread is about rural dentistry.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 06:42pm PT
^^found religion young, then themself, in that order.
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Feb 9, 2014 - 07:46pm PT
^^^ has only had to shave genitals once due to a horrible gum accident! ^^^
MisterE

climber
Feb 9, 2014 - 07:54pm PT
^^Weirdly, doesn't have a speck of hair on him.

Edit: LOL, salad.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 08:03pm PT
^^^ has run out of anti-fungus cream.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 9, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
^^^^^ During the holidays, earns extra money as a Wayne Newton impersonator.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 9, 2014 - 09:19pm PT
^^^ Has lost his/hers
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 9, 2014 - 09:22pm PT
Chess master and male web cam - working the mind and body
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Feb 10, 2014 - 01:08am PT
mrtropy has never EVER been to Bear Valley
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 10, 2014 - 02:27am PT
Never climbs at Pinns, always gets his beauty sleep
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 10, 2014 - 04:24am PT
Afraid of nothing but believes in the Pillsbury Doughboy/Poppin' Fressh/Rong Anderson secret undergound conspiracy theory.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 10, 2014 - 04:25am PT
A twit.
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:16am PT
no trap will trip if the setter is sited in merced
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:18am PT
^^^ that guy is alliterate.
oops ... could be true
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:20am PT
can spell real gud
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:13am PT
Likes to dress up like Carmen Miranda and shake her castanets and fruit bowl hat.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:36am PT
^^^had a homasexual relationship with charles bukowski
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:41am PT
^^ looks like this on a good day

clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
Has been playing it safe
Jaysen

Trad climber
NY
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
I pretend that any gender neutral name is a smoking hott babe that can lead A5. In this instance im gonna say clinker is a 4'11" blond that has a sick taste for mungy wide climbing... sounds about good for my imagination
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:52pm PT
clinker doesn't edit his posts after the fact

SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
Nick name "Anita Getlay".
MisterE

climber
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
^^Is actually quite sick, and may perish at any moment
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
Hates cats
bergbryce

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:04pm PT
Ron is intelligent.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:19pm PT
^^^^^

"What I say is not true."
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:21pm PT
Does the dishes wearing only a leopard print loin cloth and sockless penny loafers.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:26pm PT
^^^^. Has a mole shaped like a butterfly on his inner thigh.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
He knows
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
It's amazing how so many people think they have the keys to wisdom.

I don't claim to be wise, but I recognize it when I see it. Other than Werner Braun, Largo (at times), and C.S. Lewis, I still wander....searching.

Wisedom....
Wisedom....
Credit: bluering

profound on so many levels, it's mind-jarring, yet liberating.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:58am PT
^^^
Hears voices...
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:04am PT
actually... that's not a lie. when we did baboquivari he did hear voices!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:41am PT
Prefers Kobe beef over sushi grade tuna.

DMT
L0CKER

Social climber
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:14am PT
^^^
Was once kissed by a frog
and he turned into Miss Piggy
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:17am PT


^^^

Never danced naked with a Liberace look-a-like...

L0CKER

Social climber
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:21am PT
^^^^
Never learned how to Dance
but he fondled Liberace's Ivories.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:27am PT


^^^

Fully understands how this "Make up a lie" thing works...

L0CKER

Social climber
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:29am PT
Oh? was that the TRUTH?
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:48am PT
^Is the real butt plug collector
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:22am PT
^^^ Is the mad scientist that split Locker like an amoeba.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:29am PT
Likes to do the "Delhi Dog."
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:52am PT
^ got booted out of Durango for doing the tango in drag
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:19am PT
smells like poop
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:21am PT
Purposely wounded herself to avoid the no-retreat pitch.

DMT
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
Drives a white yaris.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:58pm PT


Doesn't believe his name is Kevin...

frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2014 - 01:16pm PT
locker..Was arrested last year for harvesting maple syrup from the maple trees at the elementary school. He now has the nickname "Saptual Predator" amomg his freinds because he is not allowed within 500 yards of any school.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:18pm PT
^ is running out of ideas
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
^^^^. Thinks a crow bar is where corvidae go to get sloshed.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
Anita... Would love to join the USO and entertain the troops, but has decided to wait until they allow pole dancing. (your right...I got nothing)
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:58pm PT
^ smokes pole
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 11, 2014 - 02:04pm PT
was the subject of an Alanis Morissette song.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 02:07pm PT
which one!?
MisterE

climber
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
Hates the cold and lives year-round in the tropics
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
secretly wishes he could trade cities with me
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
Wishes she were blonde
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:23pm PT
Loves doing the colonoscopy.
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:26pm PT
Loves getting the colonoscopy from Lolli!


edit, I don't actually..
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
I would give it to myself? :-D

Never leaves his birthtown.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
Loves stereotypes
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
Added the bolt on Double Cross
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:45pm PT
Because you were too chicken to.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
^ is that on Lembert Dome?
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
Loves RATT
darkmagus

Mountain climber
San Diego, CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:50pm PT
Has a rat tail
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
Added a bolt to Baby Robbins
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:54pm PT
^^^ loves LOVERBOY
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:55pm PT
Oh, you have no idea.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:57pm PT
Repeated Wings of Steel and downgraded it
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:58pm PT
Cries a little every time hears "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:01pm PT
^^ is this guy
vv

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:05pm PT
Has McDonalds trampstamp
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:09pm PT
Would like to eat at McDonalds more often
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 11, 2014 - 07:22pm PT
^^ would like to eat the McDonalds trampstamp more often
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 11, 2014 - 07:31pm PT
^^ yelled at spouse for washing the car with the coveted Crash Test Dummies tour t-shirt.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:44pm PT
^^^^ Once danced the lead in a local production of Swan Lake.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:56pm PT
Reads Fine Woodworking and still makes a Professional living.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
Just got his first Brazilian wax
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:58pm PT
just got a brazilian blow out
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
^^^^ Once broke wind in an echo chamber, and has never heard the end of it.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
^^^^^

Refuses to claim that everything he says is false.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:48pm PT

The go to math tutor for valley locals....umm, I mean....Goes to hooters with valley locals^^
speelyei

Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
^^ was the organizer and sole participant of Occupy REI Portland. Quit after day three, tired of being mistaken for an employee.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:43am PT
^^^ was unable to read a map and never made it to California


Edit; damn, you guys blew this thing up today ;)
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:08am PT
^^^^

Insists on licking the back of self adhesive stamps.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:04am PT
Last seen on a "wanted" poster in the post office.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:15am PT
^^^TWP was the poster Edge was on... said it is nice to be wanted.
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:10am PT
Once had an anal blow-out from weight-lifting.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:17am PT
Thankfully Mister E. was there and knew how to use didy-wipes.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:26am PT
and clinker was there to collect them because he's a coprophile





(ewwww)
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:28am PT
^^^Knows to much about strange areas of research.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33am PT
Is a strange area of research.

DMT
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:34am PT
^ is a hot brunette with big... blue eyes
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:37am PT
^^^^

Tried to find work as a sword swallower, but the plastic cocktail swords were deemed unimpressive.

And she frequently gagged when she forgot to remove the olive.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40am PT
that's hilarious.. good one, Edge!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:43am PT
Busted!

^ is a hot brunette with big... blue eyes

That is NO LIE my dear :D

DMT
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
^^^ photoshop cross dresses himseif
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:47pm PT
Has Celine Dion poster on ceiling above bed
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:32pm PT
Has Justin Timberlake in his "closet".

;)

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
^ beat the sh#t out of Bieber
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:36pm PT
Says Bieber hits back
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
Was beat up by Bieber.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:41pm PT
let Bieber suck his thumb
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:44pm PT
IS Bieber
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:45pm PT
Thinks biebers build damns.

DMT
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
Loves a shaved Bieber
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:52pm PT
^^^ Has a blue hand because he fell for that gag with a $100 bill glued to the bottom of a toilet with the chemical die in the water.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
Was the second of twin breach-birth boys. Doctor "nut again"
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:33pm PT
I'm a Belieber so you all better STFU with the beebs hate.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
Justin is hidden in his beard
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
^^^ doesn't really have a beard, just glued the droppings of a shaved Bieber onto his face

(doh, that was tailored for doc jeffe)
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
If his bieber isn't wet enough, likes to lube it up a bit

Credit: apogee
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:45pm PT
After weeks of effort, FINALLY got into the secure Calabasas community and egged Bieber's house.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:52pm PT
Can we change the subject please?
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:56pm PT
^^Dresses his dog up in a cat outfit secretly.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:03pm PT
Likes to play pin the tail on the donkey with Dallas Rains and Jillian Barberie
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
Drljefe..Is a retired remote control sailboat captain, His retirement came durring a controversial time because he was in the midst of battling accusations that he used over-sized propellers in his most recent regatta championship...
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
Frank's is undersized
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
Baconlube... Lulz
ClimberDave

Trad climber
The LBC, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 04:59pm PT
Mmmmmm bacon
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
^^^ only buys bacon when he's going to a potluck and makes his signature treat vienna sausages wrapped in bacon.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:06pm PT
Eats salad
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:10pm PT
Tosses salad
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Feb 12, 2014 - 05:45pm PT
^^^ had a great idea for song, shared it with some friends around a kitchen table, and they went on to get famous with it

kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
Hates Mythos
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:42pm PT
^^^^^

Can activate a duck call with any of three separate orifices.
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
Uses BaconLube (TM) to activate a duck calls with a single orifice.
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:55pm PT
^^Is planning something truly evil for Valentine's Day.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 08:55pm PT
Kev enjoys bacon tofu.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:09pm PT
Is the love child of Beckey.
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
Never eats Thai Food
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
Bacon lube???!!!!!

I have clearly be leading a backwards, uninformed life.

Tomorrow is a Pnu Dhey!

DMT
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
Enjoys bacon satay...sans lube
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
Play RIGHT, Dingus! (damn it!)
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:30pm PT
Is plagued by stage fright.
Leggs

Sport climber
Made in California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:33pm PT
Hahhahahhahahhaha! Perfect, Crag.

PERFECT. Shared with a climbing friend last night ONE skit of many from P.Lives, a two handed show.

hahhahahhahahhahaha! Perfect, Crag.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
Mailed me her most colorful pair of socks.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
^^^^

Plays the part of Buffalo Bill in the stage production of "Silence of the Lambs." He started out as the understudy, but won the part for his prowess while practicing the 'tucking the sausage' scene.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:38pm PT
real nick name is Center
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:39pm PT
Is a vegetarian.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
Cragman shot a man while robbing his castle,
Bobbie Sue took the money and run.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
Has set the record time for doing the Nature Edge.

edit; riding a cragman
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:06pm PT
Got a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking.
L0CKER

Social climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:11pm PT
^^^^
Has got Major Shares in coal mine production
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:18pm PT
Eats healthy between glue salvation episodes.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:22pm PT
^Ummm...my first lie out of the chute and I screwed it up.

edit ...I'm choking! I can't think of a lie about Jim Brennen.

How about.... Conspires with Chris Mac to keep the front page filled with incendiary threads to up the views to Supertopo.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:23pm PT
Is a good liar.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:24pm PT
stays at luxury hotels and doesn't know a thing about dirtbagging
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
Is Chef's secret admirer

Edit: Wooops. Not fast enough.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
Is a poor dirtbag.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:27pm PT
Is a dirty rotten twoface liar
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:27pm PT
^^^ has trouble with her harness.

via internet
via internet
Credit: via internet
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
eats his own toe jam
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
bought me that harness and offered to help me try it on safely
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
Believes that harness is properly worn
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
mind is like a beehive, ears are full of wax
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
would not want to smell that harness
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
Oh, you have no idea....
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
found a lump of coal in his panties.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:34pm PT
Believes Rong is actually an honest guy
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
Testicles atrophied
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
Has Rong's testicles in his mouth

(OK, I'll stop.)
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:36pm PT
Don't, your just getting started
MisterE

climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:37pm PT
Is obsessed with mani and pedicures
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
Craves for discipline from Ron.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
Gets a mani-pedi before he goes to Stoney
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
is still looking for the cookie jar
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
Wouldn't know a cookie if it sat on his tongue
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
is Ron's jaded x
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
Doesn't know what I mean by 'cookie'
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:41pm PT
Drives a Prius and brags about horsepower.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:41pm PT
still likes sitting on Santa's lap
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
Got a Valentine's Day mani with little hearts on his nails
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
spanks Santa
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:47pm PT
Has poor Santa in a gimp suit tied up in his basement waiting to be corrected.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:49pm PT
has an elf making toys in her attic
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
Dresses "his little friend" up in a miniature Santa hat and white beard and asks his lover to tell Santa if they've been naughty or nice.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:53pm PT
Talked Anita into combining the sports of cliff diving and ice-hole fishing.

edit; which wasn't nice
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:55pm PT
Wrote the book on ice-hole fishing
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:57pm PT
Thinks all canadian drivers are ice-holes
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:59pm PT
Thinks there are cars in Canaduh
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:01pm PT
ok reindeer
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
Favorite karaoke song is "It's Raining Men"
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:16pm PT
Was photographed recently shoveling snow.




























Credit: Cragman
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:18pm PT
Is his own self image at passing muster into Heaven...
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:23pm PT
Is jealous.
clinker

Trad climber
California
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:24pm PT
Believes, as all Canadians do, that every time a snowplow toots its horn, an angel gets its wings.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:32pm PT
Lets everyone know he climbed The Grack on sight and free, no beta.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:34pm PT
Climbed the Grack off site and paid way too much for it.

DMT
L0CKER

Social climber
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:41pm PT
^^^
Climbed the Grack in High Heels!
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:42pm PT
Actually prefers Melbatoast.


Edited to add that was for Dingus.
But Locker was too quick on the post.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:45pm PT
Assumes the fetal position when informed Volvo doesn't do battery powered cars.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:18am PT
Refuses to use the handrails provided by the NPS only because he can't read and never listens to anyone either.