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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 31, 2014 - 12:15pm PT
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OK...so I haven't posted on this forum for awhile but, whatever, I'm still here! I saw this idea on a different forum and it went "EPIC"!..So, make up a lie about me and let the fun begin..
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:16pm PT
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locker isn't gay
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:17pm PT
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Is Locker's mom fair game?
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weezy
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
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^^^ terrible skier! hates the snow.
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
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Locker can pass a drug test
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:36pm PT
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ekat has never skied a day in her life...
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madbolter1
Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:38pm PT
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teetotaler
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:40pm PT
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resoles shoes ^^^^
Susan
edit: ooops wasn't quick enough …. that was for Locker
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
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Ekat Is Jeremy's mom.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:50pm PT
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Doesn't answer his email about resolving Gandas and TC pros
Edit; Sorry slow on the draw, I meant locker
Oh, and it's supposed to be a lie... He's a tall yak harder from novey Sibirsk...
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
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Jaybro picked me up when he saw my work for food sign.
I pulled weeds all day. He gave me a potato and then called the cops to trespass me.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:53pm PT
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Not Barefoot!
And that guy Did steal my weed s!
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Jan 31, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
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loves to hangdog
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jan 31, 2014 - 01:02pm PT
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Moose drinks shitty beer.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 31, 2014 - 01:03pm PT
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Moose drool knows that because he himself makes pipes out of weeds to fire up a potato
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 31, 2014 - 01:04pm PT
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I just can't keep up with this rapid fire banter
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jan 31, 2014 - 01:05pm PT
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Rong has integrity
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Jan 31, 2014 - 01:06pm PT
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apogee is the 'woman' in he and Ron's relationship
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jan 31, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
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Has health insurance & a pair of ballz ^^^^^
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jan 31, 2014 - 02:35pm PT
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Jebus ^^^ never says anything funny on the taco
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jan 31, 2014 - 02:36pm PT
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^^^Has never looked up 'munge' on urban dictionary
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, by way of California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 02:47pm PT
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^^ I am your father.
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John M
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
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got rich off his moviestar looks
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John M
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
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LOL. ( damn, I got no response. hahaha.. good one moose )
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John M
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:01pm PT
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drools when he is excited
ślini, kiedy jest podniecony
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
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Sleeps 12 hours everyday.^^
and..
would never takes a selfie...
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
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trims Chief's pubic hairs
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:17pm PT
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sells pubis hairs on eBay
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:21pm PT
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Locker can't resole!
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
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All of the above posters were born and still live in the same commune. Their DNA is all the same as is that of their offspring.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
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moos smarter than dumber.
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wbw
Trad climber
'cross the great divide
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
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^^^^^^^^
Prefers a pink b.p. to the blue model.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
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WTF climbs in spandex tights
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:57pm PT
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You just drop the pig on the grass in ELCAP meadow after a week on the wall. Your girlfriend comes walking up from the area of the river with CMac. She says he's so nice.and was explaining what a girdle traverse is. Don't be alarmed.
Open season. Drag as many people into this a add you can.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
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Locker is my lawer if ST sues.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 04:02pm PT
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Ron is my mortician if ST hires a hit man. Ron is not a hit man.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
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Anita like them crotchless
that is not a lie
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 31, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
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prefers the company of small birds, enjoys scaling single-story buildings and often mows her lawn at midnight wearing lingerie
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Jan 31, 2014 - 04:10pm PT
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Once arm wrestled Cindy Lauper to an extended 45 minute tie.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 04:13pm PT
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I love granny panties
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Jan 31, 2014 - 05:07pm PT
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moosedrool has locker's infamous blue butt plug. But he bronzed it and turned it into a lamp.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 05:25pm PT
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Has moobies
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 31, 2014 - 06:03pm PT
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Has Betty Davis eyes.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Jan 31, 2014 - 06:05pm PT
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wears a manzier
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Fish Finder
Social climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 06:06pm PT
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culinary idiot
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 06:10pm PT
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Edits his posts less than the Chief does....
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 31, 2014 - 06:45pm PT
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Wears Betty Davis' eyeliner, wishes to have been Bob.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
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looks like this hottie
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hobo_dan
Social climber
Minnesota
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Jan 31, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
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the drooler just knocked off Robson this fall (wishbone arete, no less) but he doesn't talk about it for fear of alienating, and intimidating the four significant others in hislife
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 31, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
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Has no clue where Lembert Dome can be found.
Seriously.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 07:50pm PT
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thinks there's good ice climbing in california
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 08:19pm PT
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I love long johns
wtf is that video?!?
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Jan 31, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
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My name is John...
Butt not Long.
The one above me hangs on bolts.
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briham89
Big Wall climber
san jose and south lake tahoe, ca
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Jan 31, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
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John isn't long where it counts...
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MisterE
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
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Briham89 wears Da Brim and Lederhosen during sex.
AND FRANK WYMAN IS A BASTARD!
;)
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Jan 31, 2014 - 09:07pm PT
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^
Talks like Mr. Ed - and smells like him too.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Jan 31, 2014 - 09:51pm PT
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Is my long lost father
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 31, 2014 - 09:55pm PT
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Is allergic to rice
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
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Hates oh dub
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
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Tries to spank the monkey but can't
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:26pm PT
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hails from a great place
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
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carries a toothbrush when he goes bouldering
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:31pm PT
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^^^^
Will do sexual favors on a portaledge to the highest bidder to raise $$ for charity.
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MisterE
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:42pm PT
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^^^Gets all angsty when The Chief posts
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
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WTF uses a stick clip
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
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^^^
Likes to sing "Copacabana" into a hairbrush in front of the mirror.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
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^^^ stuffs Ron's animals and then helps him choke his chicken
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MisterE
climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:50pm PT
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^^ Never done a first ascent.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Jan 31, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
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Is a biological male
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jan 31, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
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Jim I heard you're pretty cool to hang out with on a portaledge. I got 10 bucks.
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Ward Trotter
Trad climber
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Jan 31, 2014 - 11:05pm PT
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Hey , Frank Wyman.......you're a superstar now.....
This is a lie directed at the OP.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jan 31, 2014 - 11:09pm PT
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Likes Nutella if you know what I mean.
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MisterE
climber
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Is a biological male
That's just a mean non-lie.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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^^^
Can pee the alphabet in the sand, but typically runs out around "Q, R, or S ."
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Edge's Favorite saying "the painter'll fix it"
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MisterE
climber
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Can't polish his own sun-glasses
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Ignores recall notices on tri cams
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Likes to stick his cam in a crack - if you know what I mean
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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every night,^^ wears lederhosen to bed..
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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Likes to have her picture taken
Nita that is
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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^^
Loves living in India.. is married to 3 women and has 23 children named Chris jr... Is a cousin of the New Pope.
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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Enjoys skinning dipping in trout streams
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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has drank fish pee from trout streams
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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The bravecowboy wears tiny chaps to bed
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MisterE
climber
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Pretty much everyone who has posted to this thread is a wanna-be poseur non-climber.
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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The bravecowboy isn't
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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Is really MisterEd
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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^ used to have a dog in Delhi... now he has a llama in Truckee.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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^has done more than 'noodle' a fish^
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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^^^ Was the "stunt" double for Brokeback Mountain.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Got busted in a dwarf tossing ring sting operation
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Anastasia
climber
Home
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^He married the dwarf.^
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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^^^^^ Crochets beer cosies from spun belly button lint.
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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^^Doesn't know what wood is used for.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Doesn't know what woodis used for
(Sorry Nita :-) )
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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^^^ Has a collection of Barbra Streisand albums on 8 track.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Has never missed Hockey Night In Canada.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Got detained by Disneyland security for burning one on Tom Sawyer's island.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dumb dago.
it takes one to know one.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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loves midgets
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Is a Bieber fanboy
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jesus' son. Father. Son.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Reads romantic love novels in bed at night.
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MisterE
climber
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Still thinks digital watches are really cool.
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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Locker,
found viagra-like product works on his tongue
he's got length up front
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Lights his farts to entertain his wife and kids. (Meant for Cragman).
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MisterE
climber
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Hates glue - staples everything together
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Sucks in bed.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Doesn't like air.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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^^^^^^
is logical
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Is doing something meaningful with his life, as is both Dingus's, or Dinguses?
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Is at times absolutely Dingsgusting.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Knows nothing
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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^^^^
Saw Dr.F to check his hemorrhoids. Either way.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Barely recognizes themselves in the mirror. That is a good thing.
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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stole my band aid collection
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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looks just like me
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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looks like Robert Redford
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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is the marmot whisperer.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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does not
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 1, 2014 - 11:56am PT
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Met Clinker at facelift...tried to kiss me..
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Tried
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Locker and Frank run a non-profit organization for the re-insertion of long term prisoners back into society. They help the newly released get through the first few nights out of prison.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, by way of California
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No one's surprised.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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^^^ Can spit a watermelon seed into a Coke bottle from 20 feet.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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duct-tapes his gerbils.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Ripped the tape off Ron's gerbils
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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hotter than a two-peckered billy goat.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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covets thy neighbor's gerbil.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Sprays excessively
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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created the first genetically modified gerbil without teeth or claws.
edit- you gotta be fast here...
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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had breast reduction surgery.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Ran out of gerbil jokes.
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yo-so-mighty
Big Wall climber
salinas, ca
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When things get tough, Clinker has been known to use his testicles for protection... its usually a sketchy placement.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Was hired as a lactation expert.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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has actually milked a cat
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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shared a gerbil with that Bieber kid.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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boldly goes where no man has gone.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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insists on protection.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Has no known STD's
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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^^^^ Likes to be called Rocky Gerboa.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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picks up chicks at Walmart.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Uses his partners rope to scratch a heat induced itch on a bivi.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Has a big... car.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Is slow-witted, slow typist
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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hates really good German lagers.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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prefers flatlands
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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It's always his first time.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Always promises next time will last longer.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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When asked if he had sex with farm animals he replied "dead or alive?"
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Apparently that lasr one hit to close to home
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Has a rooster named Big Pecker
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MisterE
climber
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^^Wanted the avatar "Clonker" but it was taken.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Mister E. dropped the T.
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MisterE
climber
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sleeps with rubber chickens
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Farts in a crowded movie theater.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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^^^^ Farts in crowded elevators
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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peed his pants in 5th & 6th grade.^^
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
|
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yells fart in crowded theaters
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
|
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has not attempted the autoblumpkin
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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Once tried to lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
|
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may not know what a BBP is
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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wears a Da Brim and doesn't think it looks ghey
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Talks with Alice and Dorothy.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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^^^^^
is leaning against a palm tree in the tropics adding to the humidity
|
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Braunini
Big Wall climber
cupertino
|
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Oh the drama
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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^^Is secretly a huge drama queen.
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Braunini
Big Wall climber
cupertino
|
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^^ shitty story teller
don't trigger me
|
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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wouldn't know what a trigger is for.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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Killed this thread.
Oh, it's supposed to be a lie.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Has a collection of dog-eared Cosmo magazines in a rack next to his commode.
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this just in
climber
north fork
|
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Wants to be in a motorcycle club called Satans for Christ.
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Snowmassguy
Trad climber
Calirado
|
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Had a brother named Bob
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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Even though he tried to warn Tommy not to tease them while they were mating his little brother was still eaten by the pigs.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2014 - 09:00am PT
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Philo...Sells bootlegged copies of the "BOOB THREAD" to teenagers at the local climbing gym...
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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Frank has three boobs.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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^^^ Only once, was seen soloing without a garter belt and fishnet stockings...
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Dyes his beard red
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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doesn't look like Beeker
|
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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Knows her place.
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Has lost three fingers to his table saw (the good fingers...)
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Is a closet republican
|
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2014 - 03:12pm PT
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Nature...Makes homemade shower gel that smells like bacon, He is mysteriously followed by packs of dogs...
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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Frank... steals Nature's shower gel and adds it to his homemade egg mcmuffins to make them taste more like MacDonald's.
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MisterE
climber
|
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^^Free-soloed Sendero Luminosa waaay before Honnold.
|
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
Really isn't a mystery
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
Licks his fishys before he slices 'em
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Never wonders what iggy's really packin'
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Thinks "Tastes like chicken" is referring to wings at Buffalo Wild Wings...
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Thinks innuendo is an Italian enema.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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drinks Labatt Blue
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
Reilly
Feb 7, 2014 - 11:53am PT
Knows her place.
uhhh
what's that supposed to mean?
|
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MisterE
climber
|
|
^^Has lived in the Lower East Side all her life and is afraid to leave.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
^^Sucks at telling lies!
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Idolizes Keanu Reeves
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
Was a good boy while I was away.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
Is a SNAG. (Sensitive New Age Guy).
Wait, that's no lie.
|
|
STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
|
Wishes he knew who I was.
|
|
Gunkie
Trad climber
East Coast US
|
|
Is really a stand-up paddleboarder
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^ is named after a carbeurator cleaner.
|
|
Studly
Trad climber
WA
|
|
is Naked
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
Nature: Survived a domestic Fugu preparation that went bad.
|
|
Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
|
|
Shakes in fear on the easiest slab climbs.
|
|
soaring_bird
Trad climber
Oregon
|
|
A skiing legend, now prefers to climb glass skyscrapers wearing a red and blue spandex costume. Weaves a sticky web, rates it A1.
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|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Is regretting something he forgot!
Tag.
The sequel, the sequel, the sequel.
What happened after the movie?
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
^^^^^ Hunts Snipes in tule fog.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
clinker just started growing his epic mustache for Movember 2014.
|
|
salad
Big Wall climber
|
|
^^^ woefully allergic to beer
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
|
a lad insane
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^ Thinks the "Beautiful Decay" thread is about rural dentistry.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
^^found religion young, then themself, in that order.
|
|
Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
|
|
^^^ has only had to shave genitals once due to a horrible gum accident! ^^^
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
^^Weirdly, doesn't have a speck of hair on him.
Edit: LOL, salad.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
^^^ has run out of anti-fungus cream.
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^^ During the holidays, earns extra money as a Wayne Newton impersonator.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
^^^ Has lost his/hers
|
|
mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
|
|
Chess master and male web cam - working the mind and body
|
|
Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 01:08am PT
|
mrtropy has never EVER been to Bear Valley
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 02:27am PT
|
Never climbs at Pinns, always gets his beauty sleep
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 04:24am PT
|
Afraid of nothing but believes in the Pillsbury Doughboy/Poppin' Fressh/Rong Anderson secret undergound conspiracy theory.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 04:25am PT
|
A twit.
|
|
hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:16am PT
|
no trap will trip if the setter is sited in merced
|
|
hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:18am PT
|
^^^ that guy is alliterate.
oops ... could be true
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 07:20am PT
|
can spell real gud
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:13am PT
|
Likes to dress up like Carmen Miranda and shake her castanets and fruit bowl hat.
|
|
Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:36am PT
|
^^^had a homasexual relationship with charles bukowski
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:41am PT
|
^^ looks like this on a good day
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
|
Has been playing it safe
|
|
Jaysen
Trad climber
NY
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
|
I pretend that any gender neutral name is a smoking hott babe that can lead A5. In this instance im gonna say clinker is a 4'11" blond that has a sick taste for mungy wide climbing... sounds about good for my imagination
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 08:52pm PT
|
clinker doesn't edit his posts after the fact
|
|
SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
|
Nick name "Anita Getlay".
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
|
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
|
^^Is actually quite sick, and may perish at any moment
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 10, 2014 - 10:58pm PT
|
Hates cats
|
|
bergbryce
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
|
|
|
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:04pm PT
|
Ron is intelligent.
|
|
jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
|
|
|
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:19pm PT
|
^^^^^
"What I say is not true."
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:26pm PT
|
^^^^. Has a mole shaped like a butterfly on his inner thigh.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
|
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
|
He knows
|
|
bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
|
|
|
Feb 10, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
|
It's amazing how so many people think they have the keys to wisdom.
I don't claim to be wise, but I recognize it when I see it. Other than Werner Braun, Largo (at times), and C.S. Lewis, I still wander....searching.
profound on so many levels, it's mind-jarring, yet liberating.
|
|
Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:58am PT
|
^^^
Hears voices...
|
|
nature
climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:04am PT
|
actually... that's not a lie. when we did baboquivari he did hear voices!
|
|
Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:48am PT
|
^Is the real butt plug collector
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:22am PT
|
^^^ Is the mad scientist that split Locker like an amoeba.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:29am PT
|
Likes to do the "Delhi Dog."
|
|
Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:52am PT
|
^ got booted out of Durango for doing the tango in drag
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:19am PT
|
smells like poop
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 12:51pm PT
|
Drives a white yaris.
|
|
frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2014 - 01:16pm PT
|
locker..Was arrested last year for harvesting maple syrup from the maple trees at the elementary school. He now has the nickname "Saptual Predator" amomg his freinds because he is not allowed within 500 yards of any school.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:18pm PT
|
^ is running out of ideas
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
|
^^^^. Thinks a crow bar is where corvidae go to get sloshed.
|
|
frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
|
Anita... Would love to join the USO and entertain the troops, but has decided to wait until they allow pole dancing. (your right...I got nothing)
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 01:58pm PT
|
^ smokes pole
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 02:07pm PT
|
which one!?
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
|
Hates the cold and lives year-round in the tropics
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
|
secretly wishes he could trade cities with me
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
|
Wishes she were blonde
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:23pm PT
|
Loves doing the colonoscopy.
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
|
I would give it to myself? :-D
Never leaves his birthtown.
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
|
Loves stereotypes
|
|
nature
climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
|
Added the bolt on Double Cross
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:45pm PT
|
Because you were too chicken to.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
|
^ is that on Lembert Dome?
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
|
Loves RATT
|
|
darkmagus
Mountain climber
San Diego, CA
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:50pm PT
|
Has a rat tail
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
|
Added a bolt to Baby Robbins
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:54pm PT
|
^^^ loves LOVERBOY
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:55pm PT
|
Oh, you have no idea.
|
|
nature
climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:57pm PT
|
Repeated Wings of Steel and downgraded it
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 04:58pm PT
|
Cries a little every time hears "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:01pm PT
|
^^ is this guy
vv
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:05pm PT
|
Has McDonalds trampstamp
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 05:09pm PT
|
Would like to eat at McDonalds more often
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 07:22pm PT
|
^^ would like to eat the McDonalds trampstamp more often
|
|
speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 07:31pm PT
|
^^ yelled at spouse for washing the car with the coveted Crash Test Dummies tour t-shirt.
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:44pm PT
|
^^^^ Once danced the lead in a local production of Swan Lake.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
|
Just got his first Brazilian wax
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 09:58pm PT
|
just got a brazilian blow out
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
|
^^^^ Once broke wind in an echo chamber, and has never heard the end of it.
|
|
jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
|
^^^^^
Refuses to claim that everything he says is false.
|
|
nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 10:48pm PT
|
The go to math tutor for valley locals....umm, I mean....Goes to hooters with valley locals^^
|
|
speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
|
|
|
Feb 11, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
|
^^ was the organizer and sole participant of Occupy REI Portland. Quit after day three, tired of being mistaken for an employee.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:43am PT
|
^^^ was unable to read a map and never made it to California
Edit; damn, you guys blew this thing up today ;)
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:08am PT
|
^^^^
Insists on licking the back of self adhesive stamps.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:04am PT
|
Last seen on a "wanted" poster in the post office.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 09:15am PT
|
^^^TWP was the poster Edge was on... said it is nice to be wanted.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:10am PT
|
Once had an anal blow-out from weight-lifting.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:17am PT
|
Thankfully Mister E. was there and knew how to use didy-wipes.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:26am PT
|
and clinker was there to collect them because he's a coprophile
(ewwww)
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:28am PT
|
^^^Knows to much about strange areas of research.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:34am PT
|
^ is a hot brunette with big... blue eyes
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:37am PT
|
^^^^
Tried to find work as a sword swallower, but the plastic cocktail swords were deemed unimpressive.
And she frequently gagged when she forgot to remove the olive.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40am PT
|
that's hilarious.. good one, Edge!
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:28pm PT
|
^^^ photoshop cross dresses himseif
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 12:47pm PT
|
Has Celine Dion poster on ceiling above bed
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:32pm PT
|
Has Justin Timberlake in his "closet".
;)
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
|
^ beat the sh#t out of Bieber
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:36pm PT
|
Says Bieber hits back
|
|
ClimberDave
Trad climber
The LBC, CA
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
|
Was beat up by Bieber.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:41pm PT
|
let Bieber suck his thumb
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:44pm PT
|
IS Bieber
|
|
ClimberDave
Trad climber
The LBC, CA
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
|
Loves a shaved Bieber
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:52pm PT
|
^^^ Has a blue hand because he fell for that gag with a $100 bill glued to the bottom of a toilet with the chemical die in the water.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 12, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
|
Was the second of twin breach-birth boys. Doctor "nut again"
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 03:33pm PT
|
I'm a Belieber so you all better STFU with the beebs hate.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
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Justin is hidden in his beard
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Feb 12, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
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^^^ doesn't really have a beard, just glued the droppings of a shaved Bieber onto his face
(doh, that was tailored for doc jeffe)
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Feb 12, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
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If his bieber isn't wet enough, likes to lube it up a bit
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MisterE
climber
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Feb 12, 2014 - 03:45pm PT
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After weeks of effort, FINALLY got into the secure Calabasas community and egged Bieber's house.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Feb 12, 2014 - 03:52pm PT
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Can we change the subject please?
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MisterE
climber
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Feb 12, 2014 - 03:56pm PT
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^^Dresses his dog up in a cat outfit secretly.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Feb 12, 2014 - 04:03pm PT
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Likes to play pin the tail on the donkey with Dallas Rains and Jillian Barberie
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
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Drljefe..Is a retired remote control sailboat captain, His retirement came durring a controversial time because he was in the midst of battling accusations that he used over-sized propellers in his most recent regatta championship...
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
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Frank's is undersized
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 12, 2014 - 04:32pm PT
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Baconlube... Lulz
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ClimberDave
Trad climber
The LBC, CA
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Feb 12, 2014 - 04:59pm PT
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Mmmmmm bacon
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Feb 12, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
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^^^ only buys bacon when he's going to a potluck and makes his signature treat vienna sausages wrapped in bacon.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 12, 2014 - 05:06pm PT
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Eats salad
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 12, 2014 - 05:10pm PT
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Tosses salad
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Feb 12, 2014 - 05:45pm PT
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^^^ had a great idea for song, shared it with some friends around a kitchen table, and they went on to get famous with it
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Feb 12, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
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Hates Mythos
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 12, 2014 - 08:42pm PT
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^^^^^
Can activate a duck call with any of three separate orifices.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Feb 12, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
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Uses BaconLube (TM) to activate a duck calls with a single orifice.
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MisterE
climber
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Feb 12, 2014 - 08:55pm PT
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^^Is planning something truly evil for Valentine's Day.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
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Never eats Thai Food
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
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Enjoys bacon satay...sans lube
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
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Play RIGHT, Dingus! (damn it!)
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:33pm PT
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Hahhahahhahahhaha! Perfect, Crag.
PERFECT. Shared with a climbing friend last night ONE skit of many from P.Lives, a two handed show.
hahhahahhahahhahaha! Perfect, Crag.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
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Mailed me her most colorful pair of socks.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
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^^^^
Plays the part of Buffalo Bill in the stage production of "Silence of the Lambs." He started out as the understudy, but won the part for his prowess while practicing the 'tucking the sausage' scene.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:38pm PT
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real nick name is Center
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
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Cragman shot a man while robbing his castle,
Bobbie Sue took the money and run.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
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Has set the record time for doing the Nature Edge.
edit; riding a cragman
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:22pm PT
|
^Ummm...my first lie out of the chute and I screwed it up.
edit ...I'm choking! I can't think of a lie about Jim Brennen.
How about.... Conspires with Chris Mac to keep the front page filled with incendiary threads to up the views to Supertopo.
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dirtbag
climber
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:23pm PT
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Is a good liar.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:24pm PT
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stays at luxury hotels and doesn't know a thing about dirtbagging
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
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Is Chef's secret admirer
Edit: Wooops. Not fast enough.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:27pm PT
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Is a dirty rotten twoface liar
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:27pm PT
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^^^ has trouble with her harness.
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mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
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eats his own toe jam
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
|
bought me that harness and offered to help me try it on safely
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:30pm PT
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Believes that harness is properly worn
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
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mind is like a beehive, ears are full of wax
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mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
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would not want to smell that harness
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
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Oh, you have no idea....
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:34pm PT
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Believes Rong is actually an honest guy
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
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Testicles atrophied
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
|
Has Rong's testicles in his mouth
(OK, I'll stop.)
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:36pm PT
|
Don't, your just getting started
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:37pm PT
|
Is obsessed with mani and pedicures
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
|
Gets a mani-pedi before he goes to Stoney
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
|
is still looking for the cookie jar
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
|
Wouldn't know a cookie if it sat on his tongue
|
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
|
is Ron's jaded x
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
|
Doesn't know what I mean by 'cookie'
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:41pm PT
|
still likes sitting on Santa's lap
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
|
Got a Valentine's Day mani with little hearts on his nails
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
|
spanks Santa
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:47pm PT
|
Has poor Santa in a gimp suit tied up in his basement waiting to be corrected.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:49pm PT
|
has an elf making toys in her attic
|
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
|
Dresses "his little friend" up in a miniature Santa hat and white beard and asks his lover to tell Santa if they've been naughty or nice.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 10:53pm PT
|
Talked Anita into combining the sports of cliff diving and ice-hole fishing.
edit; which wasn't nice
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:55pm PT
|
Wrote the book on ice-hole fishing
|
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:57pm PT
|
Thinks all canadian drivers are ice-holes
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 10:59pm PT
|
Thinks there are cars in Canaduh
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 12, 2014 - 11:01pm PT
|
ok reindeer
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
|
Favorite karaoke song is "It's Raining Men"
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:24pm PT
|
Believes, as all Canadians do, that every time a snowplow toots its horn, an angel gets its wings.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 12, 2014 - 11:42pm PT
|
Actually prefers Melbatoast.
Edited to add that was for Dingus.
But Locker was too quick on the post.
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|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:18am PT
|
Refuses to use the handrails provided by the NPS only because he can't read and never listens to anyone either.What's up, PoetasterBroascaster?
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:24am PT
|
Believes Canada should be the 51st state.
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:29am PT
|
^^Is actually in the top 1% of wealth
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:32am PT
|
^^^^
Once delivered a stranger's baby on a department store escalator.
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:33am PT
|
^^Got confused when encountered an escalator for the first time
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:08am PT
|
Is really Locker.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:09am PT
|
^^Has severe acrophobia and can only boulder.
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:11am PT
|
Woke up one morning to find himself transformed into a giant insect.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:19am PT
|
Is fully secure in his own identity.
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:27am PT
|
Thinks match.com sells fire starting supplies.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:28am PT
|
Jim Brennan is not a bastard.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:32am PT
|
Thinks "Bring your kid to work day" is an opportunity to show off his pet goat to co-workers.
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:34am PT
|
Thinks Devils Club belongs in any proper salad.
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:34am PT
|
Is Luke's father.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:35am PT
|
^^Is wearing out his Velcro gloves, and the sheep are happy about it.
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:43am PT
|
Just told a lie.
:-0
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:53am PT
|
Is the Walrus.
Coo coo ca-chew.
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|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:23am PT
|
Thinks Dante mediocre.
Nose not from brown or ocher.
His ancestors burnt Sienna, NV., then tried to take Geneva.
Fail.
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|
Da_Dweeb
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:41am PT
|
He can never remember the Pledge of Allegiance.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:47am PT
|
And can't find a can of Ledge to clean climb.
Dirty SOB.
:), really, now, Mouse...
HeY, I meant BOTH of 'em! Truth hurts.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:03am PT
|
Doesn't know Monterey Jack from...
anything.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:54am PT
|
goes to Furry conventions and is always the bottom
|
|
Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:07am PT
|
dingus has a super scratchy voice,
like he's smoked unfiltered, forevers.
though he can't wail out a brash
thought, even in the coldest of silences.
|
|
Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 08:25am PT
|
he's only here for the commercials,
and he's a victim to a get-put-down-by-werner fetish
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
California
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:14am PT
|
Liberally uses poetic wax on his skis
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:28am PT
|
doesn't sleep
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 09:55am PT
|
Is packing extra luggage in her pants.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:03am PT
|
loves cottage cheese thighs
|
|
Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:18am PT
|
was borne to be a bachelorina.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:26am PT
|
has a simple, uncomplicated life
|
|
Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:46am PT
|
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 10:51am PT
|
Wanted by the FBI under the alias ANITA420
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:00am PT
|
thinks 420 is his waist size
|
|
Fish Finder
Social climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:21am PT
|
wants to be
American
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 11:47am PT
|
Knows how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
|
|
frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
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|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2014 - 12:25pm PT
|
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:31pm PT
|
doesn't want a shrubbery
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
|
Has no idea who Roger is
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:44pm PT
|
Wants a wafer thin mint and a bucket.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
|
is a watery tart
|
|
frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2014 - 12:47pm PT
|
Once discovered the meaning of life...But,fogot to write it down...
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:09pm PT
|
Thinks that 420 is ten times more than the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 01:09pm PT
|
Frank
Voices told him to start this thread.
And to get a Garth Brooks tattoo.
Nut
Stock in Just For Men
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:11pm PT
|
Just shaved his beard
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:17pm PT
|
just shaved my beard
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:24pm PT
|
Doesn't shave
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:25pm PT
|
epilady
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:27pm PT
|
Killed a man and a mule in Tonapah.
Senseless. Nuts.
Blame testosterone?
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 01:33pm PT
|
Is considering waxing
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 01:39pm PT
|
waxes considerably
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:49pm PT
|
^^Drapes don't match the carpet.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:54pm PT
|
wears a merkin
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
|
Wears Booty Pops.
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:00pm PT
|
carpet? What carpet!
|
|
STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:11pm PT
|
Saves his poop crumbs after getting a Brazilian.
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:16pm PT
|
kept the wax to make candles
|
|
salad
Big Wall climber
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:26pm PT
|
^^ Enjoys relaxing baths with special scented candles
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:34pm PT
|
Saves his poop crumbs after getting a Brazilian.
lulz!
edit: btw, poop crumbs = dingleberries
|
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
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|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2014 - 04:38pm PT
|
Anita...wants to die a virgin because she heard terrorist are up there waiting for her...
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 04:49pm PT
|
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|
ClimberDave
Trad climber
The LBC, CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
|
^^^^ Can't think of anything to say
|
|
divad
Trad climber
wmass
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 05:44pm PT
|
^^^^ cats got your tongue..
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
|
^^^
Enjoys a good bowl of catnip.
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
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|
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:45pm PT
|
^^^ enjoys a good bowl
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:50pm PT
|
Picks out all the cashews from the nut bowl at parties
|
|
Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2014 - 06:50pm PT
|
this thread is great!
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 06:51pm PT
|
Is being sarcastic
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Feb 13, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
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Is never Rong
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jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
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Feb 13, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
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Claims what he says is always false. Is that true?
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 07:40pm PT
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really likes cats
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 07:59pm PT
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supplied Sid Vicious with heroine.
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:20pm PT
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Really looks and acts like Mr Potato head.^^
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:24pm PT
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Likes putting Mr. and Mrs. Potato head in obscene positions.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:32pm PT
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believes in climate change
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:38pm PT
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invented the Mr. Potato Head dildo
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
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^^ has a fixation with male genitalia
(btw I am an excellent driver. I drive manual, bitchez)
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:43pm PT
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COULDN'T FIND HIS ASS WITH BOTH HANDS
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:48pm PT
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didn't get me to watch the PRANCERCISE video
(LMAO)
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MisterE
climber
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
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^^Doesn't know anyone that grows bud
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clinker
Trad climber
California
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Feb 13, 2014 - 08:54pm PT
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Is gay and swears he can handle a stick as well as any woman
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 13, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
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was caught in a bathroom stall with Boy George
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 09:08pm PT
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was the producer for both of the videos above
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dirtbag
climber
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Feb 13, 2014 - 09:27pm PT
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was an actor in both of the videos posted above
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Feb 13, 2014 - 09:46pm PT
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^ Drives a Cadillac
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Feb 13, 2014 - 09:54pm PT
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Drives a golf cart along the perimeter of his land, inspecting the fence for signs of illegal alien border crossings, but lives in a Kansas suburb, on a 1.5 acre lot.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Feb 13, 2014 - 09:59pm PT
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^^^ rides an alien around her lot, looking for illegally parked golfcarts
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:03pm PT
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Only has red hair north of the border...
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:04pm PT
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Like the bathroom stall "wide stance" when there are neighbors.
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dirtbag
climber
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:05pm PT
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pees standing up
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
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Worked the merch table at Stryper shows.
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dirtbag
climber
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:12pm PT
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Bought $187 in Stryper memorabilia from me BITD.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:13pm PT
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Can't pee in a public bathroom unless humming the Star Spangled Banner. In the back country, it has to be the Star Wars Theme
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 13, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
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Did Shockley's naked
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:05pm PT
|
Was only Anita 5.10 before hang-dogging.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:14pm PT
|
Will not do "that."
Doesn't know how.
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:17pm PT
|
Still wears his Aldo Nova Leopard-skin tights every day.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
|
Actually knows who Aldo Nova is. :/
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
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Listens to Aldo Nova in a Chevy Nova
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:28pm PT
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Has to follow when dancing the Bossa Nova.
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
|
Does all of the above in Nova Scotia
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:31pm PT
|
Body doubled for Travolta in Look Who'sTalking
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:36pm PT
|
Look who's talking.
Body-doubled himself in Yer Gunna Die: Parts.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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Feb 13, 2014 - 11:46pm PT
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body doubled from overeating
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 12:25am PT
|
Almost perished in a bizarre gasoline fight accident.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 01:33am PT
|
Matchless.
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 01:36am PT
|
Rarely post on Supertopo.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Feb 14, 2014 - 01:42am PT
|
Was born to live in The Valley.
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 01:45am PT
|
Nice edit, Bluering. I see what you did there.
^^Is all thumbs with a hammer.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 02:10am PT
|
Placed Craigslist add to trade rack of tricams for a Vespa
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 04:29am PT
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Why don't Moosedrools have four-posters in the bedroom?
Can't count past two and one poster's already in the bed, so it's all good with just the two on the headboard.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 06:40am PT
|
likes vegemite
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 07:15am PT
|
super pooper
keep spreadin' the news
got sh#t in the shoes, virginia
|
|
speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 07:32am PT
|
^^Lived under the Landers boulder for three weeks in April of '68
|
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 10:46am PT
|
Knows this because one day he came home and said to himself "someone's been sleeping in my bed-and still is!" Camped out behind some sagebrush for those three weeks, waiting for the varmint to move on.
|
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 11:31am PT
|
Face is buried in a bowl of porridge
|
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 12:30pm PT
|
Thinks Goldilocks And The Three Bears is a porn.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 12:36pm PT
|
thought four capital e's makes him as nice as neebee by default
|
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 12:43pm PT
|
Responsible for the Hantavirus outbreak in Merced
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2014 - 02:10pm PT
|
Is a inland cave dweller.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
|
I am not afraid of her acid wit.
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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Feb 14, 2014 - 03:25pm PT
|
took the acid in the 60's
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
|
Live like a C.H.U.D. ever since he saw the movie.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:48pm PT
|
Actually hears the sound of one hand clapping.
It was Maidy slapping the back of your head, actually...
What did you forget, do, forget to do, and did you remember a card?
Of course, you did.
Happy Mutual Appreciation Day, too, lovegirds.
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clinker
Trad climber
California
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 03:53pm PT
|
Is way under-thinking this
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
|
Crazier than a rat in a candy store, and that was no lie about my involvement in the hanta Virus freak-out.
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 05:06pm PT
|
He thinks Mercedes come from Merced.
|
|
STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2014 - 05:11pm PT
|
Watches Fox News
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2014 - 05:13pm PT
|
Is usually in Fox news
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 14, 2014 - 06:40pm PT
|
^^^^
Has the heart of a saint. He plans to cook it up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2014 - 06:52pm PT
|
what's a C.H.U.D. ?
|
|
SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2014 - 10:29pm PT
|
Was an extra in Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. (she was the blonde in the ripped t-shirt)
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:21am PT
|
Actually lives in BC and is both an honorary member of the RCMP, and the founding member of the Dudley Do-Right Fan Club.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:32am PT
|
I'm not jealous of Edge's post
|
|
paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
|
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Feb 15, 2014 - 12:36am PT
|
worked for hours on that thumbnail...
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
|
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:37am PT
|
Now you are jealous
Edit; No kidding,getting the girl and getting to look that good took years , keeping the girl has taken the last 27 years and is totally worth it. I got the way better deal.
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|
nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 12:41am PT
|
Was an airplane in his former life.^
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
|
Feb 15, 2014 - 10:21am PT
|
Reads People Magazine - and not just in the check out line.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 01:42pm PT
|
Only reads People ragazine for the pictures.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 02:23pm PT
|
Heres people say "what an ass" so often he is convinced he has a great butt.
Edited to add to post below... That's true.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 02:28pm PT
|
Is completely over sentimental Valentine's crap
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 15, 2014 - 03:42pm PT
|
^^Is much shorter than his s.o.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:17pm PT
|
Has a young gal pose as his s.o.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:37pm PT
|
Has no ape index.
|
|
jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:43pm PT
|
^^^ Needs to spend time on the P,G&R vs S thread.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 15, 2014 - 06:58pm PT
|
Doesn't need to give me the REAL name of the above-mentioned thread via whatever channel (een clear, precise pharaonic lingo, pro favor, seenor Geel).
My advice, never ever when in Egypt look a glyphed camel in the mouth.
It might suddenly rain camel drool...
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:06pm PT
|
Has never been to Merced.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:44pm PT
|
likes poop flavored lollipops
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
|
Makes her own poop flavored lollipops
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
|
Had a day job in a lollipop factory while shoveling manure at night.
|
|
darkmagus
Mountain climber
San Diego, CA
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
|
recently completed two first ascents and named them "lollipop factory" and "shoveling manure"
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
|
Lost a fortune investing in manure pops.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
|
Dumpster dove for discarded pops after the factory closed.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:16pm PT
|
Told me it was the Twinkie factory.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 03:20pm PT
|
Big dick.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 03:28pm PT
|
Has unending tolerance for moronic republitards
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
|
Starred in a reality tv series.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 04:47pm PT
|
^^Was single-handedly responsible for the start of political discussions on this forum.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 04:49pm PT
|
Doesn't believe Lois = DMT
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
|
Has never been seen in Merced. Or heard of it till I showed up here not there.
Faux yu, PearOfG-Gees. LOL
|
|
splitter
Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 06:14pm PT
|
is actually a rat from reno. (NTTIAWWT).
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 06:24pm PT
|
Works for Orkin (NTTIAWWT).
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 08:54pm PT
|
Has filthy sheets
|
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 09:03pm PT
|
Wrote a three page letter of complaint - half of it IN CAPS - to the Chairman of the Board at a big hotel chain because there was a curly hair in the bathtub.
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
|
Chips holds in The Gunks because she doesn't care a whit about them.
|
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Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:14pm PT
|
frequently checks own curlies
|
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
|
thinks Mister E is a tranny
|
|
nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 09:37pm PT
|
Wears an eye patch and sleeps with a Teddy bear.^^
may be a thumb sucker..
|
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Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 09:48pm PT
|
never wets the bed
|
|
Captain...or Skully
climber
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
|
You leave Teddy R. outa this.
Doesn't have a Norton. Or know much about them.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 10:34pm PT
|
^^^^
Invented the chicken dance, and tirelessly roams wedding receptions demanding royalties.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
|
Is the neighbor of the beast
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
|
Says "really cute" as code for dumb as a box of hammers.
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 17, 2014 - 11:36pm PT
|
Walks around at night with a mask and cape, fighting for truth, justice and the American way as Captain A-OK.
|
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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Feb 17, 2014 - 11:55pm PT
|
uses a pillow case, in need of a good washing, for a cape. Captain Dirtbag to the refuse.
|
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 12:09am PT
|
Drives a clunker.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 18, 2014 - 04:48am PT
|
Believes that if only he owned a genuine Persian rug, he could fly, but alas he can only afford inexpensive imitations.
(I woke up in middle of night, not tired and with a stomach ache; that's why I am online at quarter to 5 in the morning)
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Fish Finder
Social climber
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 08:33am PT
|
doesnt care about when she posts
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:03am PT
|
Was last seen in Scotland with Nessy
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 11:24am PT
|
^^^^
Keeps a coloring book, some footed pajamas, and a can of non-perishable chocolate milk in a glass wall cabinet labelled "For Emergency Use Only."
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skitch
climber
East of Heaven
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 11:50am PT
|
^^^^^^^^^Only climbs bolted crack climbs.
|
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 18, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
|
Drew obscene pictures in Edge's coloring book.
|
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 18, 2014 - 01:20pm PT
|
Couldn't keep his crayoning inside the lines in Edge's dirty coloring book.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 01:26pm PT
|
Is the only person to flunk a sex education class.
Peter Haan failed him because of poor punctuation.
He kept putting ?s instead of !s
Edit; Cozgrove got an A, but only after tutering.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
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|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 18, 2014 - 02:27pm PT
|
Is multilingual....none of which is english..
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 05:14pm PT
|
Once ruled the high board at his local diving arena.
And by "ruled the high board" I mean he used to splash children in the face at the kiddy pool.
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
|
Is actually fattrad
|
|
'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 09:10pm PT
|
^^ Has a real job, income, and net worth.
|
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
|
Is not drunk.. oh wrong day
Climbs really fast!
|
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
|
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Feb 18, 2014 - 09:40pm PT
|
^^ Couldn't shoot a bear dead on his own front porch.
Climbski2 - I actually *do* have a glass of 7 Deadly Zins in hand....
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 18, 2014 - 11:56pm PT
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He's got nothin'.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:00am PT
|
Doesn't know the first rule of fight club
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jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:19am PT
|
Hears sleigh bells where there are none.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:21am PT
|
Has a presidential look a like booger collection.
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:54am PT
|
All his children are ugly boys.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 19, 2014 - 01:00am PT
|
Plays World of Warcraft late at night in a wizard costume.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Feb 19, 2014 - 04:04am PT
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Jim Brennan and I were doing a late season ascent of the Emperor Face on Robson when he starts gushing some story about his girlfriends round butt and how stupid mountaineering is and how he just wanted to cuddle up with Maggie's holy rump on a beach and never be cold again.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 07:32am PT
|
Voted for Bush - both of them!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 19, 2014 - 07:46am PT
|
trims his bush with toe nail clippers
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 09:42am PT
|
Bushless but dreams of a shrubbery.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
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has no nether region
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:24pm PT
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^^^
Waxes Brazilian.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Feb 19, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
|
Moonlights playing guitar for U2
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 01:08pm PT
|
Wanted to be Jeremiah Johnson when he grew up
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
|
Is searchin' for the dope with a microscope
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 02:11pm PT
|
I wanted to be jeremiah johnson
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 02:25pm PT
|
Has integrity
|
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Feb 19, 2014 - 03:38pm PT
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Is a sane, conservative and loving person.
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 03:41pm PT
|
Thinks "Sochi" is a Pokemon character.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 03:47pm PT
|
Just left me in the dust
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
|
That wasn't very hard....!
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 04:16pm PT
|
That's what she said
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 04:17pm PT
|
I knew you would say that
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
|
^^^^
Once confused Talk Like A Pirate Day with Talk Like Fonzie Day.
He couldn't figure out why people kept saying, "It's Arrrrrrrrrrrr, not Ayyyyyyyy."
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 04:24pm PT
|
Is looking gorgeous today
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 04:43pm PT
|
Still torn between Cory Haim and Cory Feldman.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 04:45pm PT
|
Shaves his toe hairs
|
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 04:51pm PT
|
spends his gym time in the men's bathroom,
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 19, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
|
Saves his clipped fingernails in one jar, and his toenails in another jar
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 05:03pm PT
|
collects Ron's toejam and bellybutton lint to make some moonshine-slurry
|
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 05:13pm PT
|
^ Stole a critical fixed pin from the Hinterstoisser Traverse for a souvenir. After a hard night drinking, arrived to check in for a flight. Approaching the metal detector, panic set in, and the prized pin was tossed in a garbage can.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 06:27pm PT
|
^^^^
Tried to get Websters to add the term "Peggy Flem," defining the green respiratory discharge following an ice skating long program.
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 07:11pm PT
|
Real name is Geed: rearranged letters to create name "edge" to evade former pimps.
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 07:45pm PT
|
Was Locker's first patient.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 19, 2014 - 07:48pm PT
|
^^^^
Played football for a prison team. He started as a tight end but became a wide receiver.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
|
Got run out of Vermont by jealous wood butchers.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 08:27pm PT
|
Is trying desperately to hide his Moobs.
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
|
they're called moobies
or bitch-tits
|
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:23pm PT
|
Has a mangina....
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
|
Is tired of the inner city, and craves a more remote living space.
|
|
rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:28pm PT
|
Eats cockroaches
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:34pm PT
|
Speaking of c*#k roaches:
^ Got crabs from his sister.
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|
rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:42pm PT
|
Steals from the collection plate at church.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:45pm PT
|
Is sheep out of flock
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:50pm PT
|
^Streetcorner Evangelist
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
|
Converted a Wookie
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:56pm PT
|
Is Chief Chirpa's uncle
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 19, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
|
Experiments on little furry people.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 19, 2014 - 10:17pm PT
|
Eats his scabs
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 08:55am PT
|
Cragman had to pee&post at 4am
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 09:10am PT
|
watches TMZ all night while eating Funions
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 09:21am PT
|
Is currently playing with his Funion.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 09:25am PT
|
Is currently playing with his bunion.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
|
Feb 20, 2014 - 09:26am PT
|
Is currently playing with his onions.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 09:38am PT
|
Is doing the onion with his funion but thinks it's his bunion
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 20, 2014 - 10:52am PT
|
^^^^
Knows the words to all the songs in Pirates of Penzance.
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 11:12am PT
|
Hates all things woody.
|
|
Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 11:16am PT
|
privately dances to the Sound of Music
|
|
STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 11:21am PT
|
rides a moped
|
|
Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
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|
Feb 20, 2014 - 11:22am PT
|
digs 1952 Vespas
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 10:06am PT
|
^^^ has not been able to post, while celebrating annoying B-day parties.
It's Friday people!
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 10:08am PT
|
Gave the ok to his handle choice after double checking urban dictionary
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 10:09am PT
|
Has the feet of a ballerina.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 10:20am PT
|
drtjefe, by the way...
EDIT
Clinker
(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.
Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!
1.
clinkers
Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
clinker
A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
So, which one were you referring to? I guess the last one.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 11:23am PT
|
^^^^
Uses soap on a rope to clean off his deeply embedded clinkers to minimize the risk of losing a perfectly good bar of Ivory.
|
|
frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
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|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 12:01pm PT
|
Personaly taught "Googly Moogly" how to rappel on El Captain. Was his coach/mentor.
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|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:03pm PT
|
Has a poster of Justin Bieber above his four poster bed.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
|
Fyi got a splinter in his ass from one of his four posters
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:40pm PT
|
Asked if he could remove that splinter with his tongue
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:45pm PT
|
Won't stop French kissing apogee.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:48pm PT
|
Side note. I have had several witty responses but haven't been quick enough to get them posted in a timely way. Damn.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:00pm PT
|
Wanted to be GHB
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:24pm PT
|
Thinks euthanasia means adolescent Chinese.
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:50pm PT
|
Yodels professionally.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
|
Is an IKEA supplier.
|
|
littlehammer
Mountain climber
Land of frozen crags
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 05:03pm PT
|
still uses granny knots to tie rap slings
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 05:12pm PT
|
Sings soprano at night to his cat
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 05:25pm PT
|
^^^^
Lollie sees a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
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|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 05:25pm PT
|
Ekaterina doesn't love you.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 05:51pm PT
|
is meh
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 06:07pm PT
|
Teletubbies fetish
|
|
STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 06:13pm PT
|
Stole his flip flops off a dead Mexican
|
|
jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 06:46pm PT
|
Refuses to believe that he refuses to believe
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 07:31pm PT
|
Thinks Sophia Vergara is Charo's granddaughter
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 07:43pm PT
|
Sans culottes.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
|
mange des crottes de nez avec la plume de sa tante
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 08:55pm PT
|
cheater!
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 08:57pm PT
|
Tricheur!
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
|
Feb 21, 2014 - 09:41pm PT
|
actually starves a kitten in his ceiling for Kitteh Lolz
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 11:37pm PT
|
^^^^Is at this moment endeavoring to completely seduce a woman's mind, emotions, imagination, and appetite, These are trade secrets which shall never be revealed.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 11:53pm PT
|
^^Really lives under the 99 overpass in Seattle and worried about the demolition, and just wishes he was in Santa Cruz.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 21, 2014 - 11:54pm PT
|
Likes it double double animal style, if you know what I mean.
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|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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Feb 22, 2014 - 12:01am PT
|
I am appalled YOU Know what it means.^^^^^
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:01am PT
|
^^Has actually tried substituting the above statement with rubber chickens, which resulted in a bad reaction that took weeks to heal.
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|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:04am PT
|
^^ gave Gertrude her "tramp stamp"
edit: Likes it double double animal style, if you know what I mean. {{I know what you mean, and I'm addicted.}}
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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Feb 22, 2014 - 12:05am PT
|
No rubber chickens were hurt during the filming of "The Remarkable Escapades Of Mister E".
Edit; OMG, Leggs!
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:08am PT
|
^^because clinker was too busy tryin' out "his moves" on 'em.
and succeeding.
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 22, 2014 - 12:09am PT
|
Is just jealous cuz I went triple animal style FTW.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:11am PT
|
I am exhausted just thinking about you.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:23am PT
|
I call you Al
and you call me Betty
because we are long-lost best friends.
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|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:37am PT
|
Still has Edge's garter with his keepsakes.^^^
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 10:17am PT
|
Has foam nuts between his legs.
(Sorry DMT: the shot was too good to pass up).
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 10:29am PT
|
^^ secretly runs a successful food truck, specializing in Sonoran Hot Dogs.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 10:40am PT
|
Secretly picks her boogers.
;)
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|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 10:52am PT
|
married said Roofied Roofer on Valentine's Day in Vegas.
::sailboats::
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|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 10:59am PT
|
rocked a Disney inspired wedding dress...
with 5 inch heels.
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|
Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:01am PT
|
was married at the Wedding Chapel in Vegas
voluntarily
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:03am PT
|
Norton was the flower girl.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:05am PT
|
insisted it be video taped
for later use.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:10am PT
|
watches the television "hit series", Revenge.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:27am PT
|
IS Amanda Clark!
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:36am PT
|
Would rather be called Gams
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:46am PT
|
Wishes he could do the old Mississippi Leg Hound on Legg's leg.
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|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:54am PT
|
Is not "Berkeley enough."
Isn't even "Boulder enough."
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|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 01:34pm PT
|
^^^^
Shot the sheriff, but he did not shoot the deputy.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 01:35pm PT
|
^^^ has totally failed at keeping Leggs and ekat under control as promised
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 01:38pm PT
|
^^ is still "busy" with Gertrude.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:13pm PT
|
Forgot how to tie the ring bend.
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|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:18pm PT
|
Is serious as a mortal sin about the last post.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:37pm PT
|
^^^ contemplates the deeper meanings of the life of a chicken, as he licks the fingers of fate.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:43pm PT
|
^^^ Can't get the Oohmpa Loohmpa song out of his head.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:47pm PT
|
In a parallel universe, turned into a giant raspberry.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:48pm PT
|
Speaks the truth.
No, really.
As a giant space raspberry I got jammed on landing and was toasted.
O, really.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 02:54pm PT
|
^^ has an aversion to eating poptarts
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 03:31pm PT
|
^^^Has named each of his appendages
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 22, 2014 - 04:14pm PT
|
^^Has worn only unwashed lederhosen for almost 10 years.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Feb 22, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
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^^has named his smallest appendage Apogee
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Feb 22, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
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Tucks his apogee between his legs when standing in front of a full length mirror naked.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 22, 2014 - 06:48pm PT
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^^^^
Has all the episodes of "Dukes of Hazzard" on Blue-ray.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 22, 2014 - 06:55pm PT
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^^^^
Was jealous (and rightly so!!!!) of my tan lines.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Feb 22, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
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Runs a tanning salon next to the food truck.
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MisterE
climber
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Feb 22, 2014 - 08:42pm PT
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^^Actually has no legs due to a bizarre sheet metal cutter accident.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Feb 22, 2014 - 08:47pm PT
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Is EKat on Supertopo because it is the fifth discussion site she signed up for. The first, it was AKat, then BKat....
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MisterE
climber
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Feb 22, 2014 - 08:57pm PT
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^^Practices twerking on a daily basis.
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Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
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Feb 22, 2014 - 09:10pm PT
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sings the theme from the Sound of Music in her car when she thinks no one is watching
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Feb 22, 2014 - 09:12pm PT
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Hates snow and can't ski. A real city girl.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Feb 22, 2014 - 09:17pm PT
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thinks norton is a city girl when he always wanted to be a country girl
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jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
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Feb 22, 2014 - 09:20pm PT
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Has trouble distinguishing between the sexes.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Feb 22, 2014 - 09:24pm PT
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Was afraid to look when it came to the distinguishing part
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Feb 22, 2014 - 10:15pm PT
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Mommy taught him about the birds and the bees by using a Mister Potato head for illustration purposes, and went through his early years thinking men had funny noses with handlebar mustaches...down there.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Feb 22, 2014 - 10:45pm PT
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^^^ has created a security breach of my very private information.
Edit; might explain my fondness for Ron
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Feb 23, 2014 - 06:55am PT
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Makes V threads with super stubbies
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Feb 23, 2014 - 10:11am PT
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Invited the inventor to show her how, with or without back-up.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 23, 2014 - 10:29am PT
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Thought Orville and Wilbur Wright were Rong, speaking of invention.
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:00pm PT
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Invented the ear muff.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:09pm PT
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Wished He'd invented the Muff Dive.
wait that could be true.
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dirtbag
climber
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
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Aspires to make up the 1000th lie on this thread.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:24pm PT
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Is very clever.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
|
^^^Thought he would get #1000
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
|
Uses shenanigans to get key posting #'s
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:37pm PT
|
^^^^
Has quick lighting reflexes.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:42pm PT
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Looks good in a dress
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Fish Finder
Social climber
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:44pm PT
|
isnt really about the dough
DOH!
Edit: way to slow moose
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Feb 23, 2014 - 12:53pm PT
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Does too
edit to add; 1010 ten ten woo hooo.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 23, 2014 - 02:31pm PT
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Wanted originally to be known as namgarC, then found he was dyslexic.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 02:33pm PT
|
Enjoys the Early Bird Special on the regular.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Feb 23, 2014 - 02:44pm PT
|
Not a photo of her in the house.
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 02:51pm PT
|
Is really Celion Dion in disguise.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Feb 23, 2014 - 02:56pm PT
|
Torpid lotus-eater. ^^^
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 03:02pm PT
|
Bites his toenails.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 03:02pm PT
|
^^{{is that a bug or a yoga move?}}
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Feb 23, 2014 - 03:06pm PT
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^^^still watches reruns of Laverne and Shirley^^^
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 03:33pm PT
|
^^was in his 40's when Laverne and Shirley premiered on TV.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 05:23pm PT
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Secret crush on Hillary Clinton
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
|
Secret crush on Ke$ha
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 05:35pm PT
|
Secret crush on Ted Nugent
|
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 05:41pm PT
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Voted for Obama
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 05:53pm PT
|
^^Sneaks away to Buddhist retreats at every opportunity.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Feb 23, 2014 - 05:58pm PT
|
Comes from India.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 06:17pm PT
|
is the drummer is said band.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 06:22pm PT
|
Addicted to Jack in the Box.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 07:15pm PT
|
^^^^
Once circumnavigated the world three times, before setting the globe back on the desk.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 07:55pm PT
|
Believes he is too good for "measure twice, cut once" and keeps all the mistake pieces in his basement behind a triple-locked door.
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 08:49pm PT
|
Drives a cute green Vespa scooter.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 08:56pm PT
|
Can't stand the weather
|
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jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 08:56pm PT
|
Believes his will be the last post on this thread.
|
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John M
climber
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 08:58pm PT
|
uses a weegie board and has 1-800-psychic on his speed dial.
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
|
Has to type everything with his nose after losing his fingers to frostbite.
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
|
wears girl sized high heeled shoes to climb in.
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John M
climber
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 09:28pm PT
|
thinks puffy shirts are cool and doesn't understand the Seinfeld episode.
|
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Feb 23, 2014 - 09:45pm PT
|
Sprays about how he is *in negotiations* with a major outdoor rec company to develop a line of clothing based on a lycra revival, and is annoyed that the team is always being forced to delay on the initial concept meeting.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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Feb 23, 2014 - 09:50pm PT
|
^^^^^
Dropped some gum in her keyboard when she was choosing a userrrrname.
|
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John M
climber
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 09:56pm PT
|
secretly wishes everything was covered in linoleum.
|
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Studly
Trad climber
WA
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 11:22pm PT
|
Was named after a bathroom
|
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 23, 2014 - 11:24pm PT
|
Isn't studly, more like dudley
|
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:00am PT
|
And thinks it was a Bentley.
|
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:01am PT
|
Commie.
edit-oops,too slow
|
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jgill
Boulder climber
Colorado
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:04am PT
|
Thinks Hungarian Lada means "attractive car." It means "box."
|
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:07am PT
|
pioneered JATO for bouldering, using refried beans.
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:18am PT
|
^^^^
Mis-read the thread title to say, " Make up a poster about the liar above you."
|
|
littlehammer
Mountain climber
Land of frozen crags
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:29am PT
|
^^^^^
all his slings are faded and make that UV damaged sound
|
|
Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:54am PT
|
I actually do know, Moose. I know, it ain't pretty.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:57am PT
|
Knows whines. He seldom dribbles his. Always argues about every little thing.
|
|
Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 02:05am PT
|
Big heartless bastard.
Just pretend the spam lord isn't there.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 08:55am PT
|
^^Culinary skills peak at the toast-making level.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 09:22am PT
|
thinks Denny's is haute cuisine
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 09:55am PT
|
Celine Dion hair wanna have.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 09:59am PT
|
Ate all the Alice B Tokeless brownies at the Pot Luck.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 11:50am PT
|
Needs to follow the dots.
|
|
SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
|
Spent the weekend sitting behind a computer making up lies about people and forgot to go take pictures.
Susan
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:30pm PT
|
Has a rubber ducky for each day of the week in his bath.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 01:37pm PT
|
His Uncle is Willard.
Willard from Washougal.
edited to remove Pooh and tell a whopper as requested below. So there.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 09:27pm PT
|
^^^needs a new antenna^^^
Philo, get that stupid news flash off of there and tell a hideous lie about mouse, and don't screw up again. What are you, a f-in lib?
Edit; In your case f-in must be short for fun-lovin
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 10:38pm PT
|
^^jaywalked in Austin
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
|
^^^^
Tweezers his eyebrows.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 10:57pm PT
|
Does daily affirmations in the mirror
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 10:57pm PT
|
^^^^
Is taking the concept of this thread and making a smartphone ap. This will allow people all over the world to tell lies about others.
Sort of like Fox News....
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 11:00pm PT
|
let himself out of the cupboard. but is fair and balanced
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
|
Wishes it was socially acceptable to sniff strangers' butts, like dogs.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 24, 2014 - 11:16pm PT
|
Doesn't care about social acceptability.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:16am PT
|
Has a side job as an illustrator for the Department of Defense, making cartoons for propaganda drops touting how *Uncle Sam is Here to Help*(the people of the country being beaten down).
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:29am PT
|
^^^^
Re-enacts episodes of Welcome Back Kotter with a neighbor's cat, a life size cardboard image of John Travolta, and a stuffed, paisley elephant.
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|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:37am PT
|
Moved to Colorado, or so he thought. What the heck, New Mexico is close enough.
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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Feb 25, 2014 - 08:48am PT
|
Knows it is Lilabiene's birthday, yet won't start a thread because he is jealous of the Dolt. (I can be more blatant, people. You know that.)
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|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 08:52am PT
|
Belongs to a Russian punk activist group called "Pussy Merced" that believes "Merced" should be pronounced "Mersed."
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
|
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|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 25, 2014 - 09:01am PT
|
dirtbag...Worked as a "Cabanna Boy"....in Vegas...
|
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 09:17am PT
|
Hired Cabaña boys in Vegas.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 09:18am PT
|
His name among the tribes is Flies In the Face.
[Actually, Mer-ced is the preferred way to say it, but the hicks are the ones who say it Mer-ced. It's the same in Lo-die, San Joaquin County.
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 09:29am PT
|
^ stole all the signs on the way to Bolinas, waxed the windshield on an RV belonging to a nonsurfing retired couple from Des Moines.
|
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 10:20am PT
|
Was a nonsurfing retired couple from Des Moines.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 10:48am PT
|
Thinks it is socially acceptable to sniff strange women's crotches - and acts accordingly.
Edit: Way too slow; five posts late! This was intended for dirtbag. Sorry Philo.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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Feb 25, 2014 - 10:52am PT
|
DMT: How did you know?
And back at you DMT.
Still has a crush on his first grade teacher!
|
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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Feb 25, 2014 - 10:57am PT
|
Got straight As in high school. But not because he is smart.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 11:22am PT
|
Thinks putting a hashtag in place of a letter on social media posts is the same as putting it at the front of word, and ends up posting things like "Climbi#g today. S#nt my pr#j!"
|
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:05pm PT
|
Has no designs on climbing addicts. Uses a magic-marker and makes circles only.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:16pm PT
|
Meditates on his gobis while the scabs form. Learned the technique from Braunini.
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
|
what's a gobi?
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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Feb 25, 2014 - 12:20pm PT
|
She majored in geography.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:22pm PT
|
(A gobi is a minor soft tissue injury incurred while climbing something.)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:24pm PT
|
In school, minored in anatomy and old school rhetoric.
But that's academic.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:29pm PT
|
dresses up like little Lord Fauntleroy
|
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:41pm PT
|
Kisses - but won't tell.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 12:42pm PT
|
Has a collection of recordings of performances by Le Petomane.
Goooooogle it.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tixKopGjn5s
Here is Le Fartiste in his own... um... words.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Feb 25, 2014 - 01:58pm PT
|
Owns an armory of guns
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 04:05pm PT
|
^^^^^ Had to bring up guns and killed this thread.
Lock and load, the weekend is here.
|
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
|
Relishes weekends because he can go to work when nobody else is there and "get things done without interruption."
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 10:37pm PT
|
Strips on weekends to support climbing habit
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 10:39pm PT
|
^^^^
Is an overfed, long haired, leaping gnome.
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 11:30pm PT
|
^^Uses only recycled clapboard for all his projects.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 11:36pm PT
|
^^Has gone over the Edge.
Edge said it tickled.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
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|
Feb 28, 2014 - 11:38pm PT
|
Dammit, Jim - you are supposed to lie!
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Always wanted to be one of the three amigos
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Was supposed to be the fifth Stooge Shmo.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Thought Canadian PM Trudeau drew Doonesberry.
|
|
Studly
Trad climber
WA
|
|
Secrectly fantazies about American women, and doesnt even really like beer. Probably French.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Cheese eating surrender monkey.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
voted for Harper
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Harpoons cute baby seals on ice climb approaches to feed to her cats and is a renowned speaker on "The Circle of Life"
|
|
Scrubber
climber
Straight outta Squampton
|
|
Really only climbs in the gym. Takes pictures outdoors to fool others into thinking he could actually find a crag made of real rock, owns a rack, and knows how to use it. ;)
|
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Doesn't know what real rock feels like, has only touched that slimy crap in Canada.
Edit; meant for squamtonite
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Cut down the "Tree of Life" and burned it to keep warm.
|
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Already on his second pipe
|
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Complains about their DMV photo.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
^^^ meant for Steeveee
|
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
^^^ Thinks so.
|
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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Has a "john" made of Birch wood.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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|
^^^^Cut down a birch in protest, then was conflicted.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
|
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^^^^ Voted for Geo W. Bush. ^^^
Twice
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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voted for Pedro
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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secretly wishes she danced as well as N. Dynamite
:)
|
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Gilroy
Social climber
Bolderado
|
|
Wants to buy the world a Coke.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Secretly wants a Diet Dr. Pepper instead.
:)
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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drinks Mr Pibb and thinks it's the shiznit like Dom Pérignon
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Favorite animal- Liger.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Has the telephone voice of a 13 yr old boy hitting puberty.
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
spent the summer in Alaska hunting wolverines
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Spent the summer in Tucson and still got nailed in the face by ice.
:)
Edit: Wolverines. hahahhahahaha!
|
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MisterE
climber
|
|
Thinks Mount Lemmon is actually shaped like a lemon.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Thinks "Squeezing the Lemmon" is a euphemism for {fill in the blank}
EDIT: Dang it, T Hocking... you beat me to it!
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Thinks a lemming is a citrus fruit.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
believes avocados are a vegetable.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Believes grapefruits grow on vines.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
believes he has grapefruits for ballz.
~blink blink
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Wonders who shaves the grapefruits when shopping for produce.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
always washes his hands after handling strange grapefruits in the produce section of the market.
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^
Plays air guitar every time he hears Cat Scratch Fever.
|
|
NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
|
|
^^^ Lost the Pinewood Derby when he was a kid in Cub Scouts, because he just stuck wheels on his block of wood and called it good.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
^^ uses tracks of weave to ensure his beard is full and pretty at all times
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
|
Says Bah Humbug to positive thinking!
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
^^^Wears pink Crocs in the bath tub so she won't be tempted to get her big toe stuck in the faucet.
Again.
Edited to add this was for Leggs.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
Thinks his tool is as sharp as his tools.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
wears Birkenstocks with socks
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
THIS is Anita's all-time favorite ST thread.
P.S. Mine too. And Philo and ….
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
wears white tube socks with Tevas
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Is actually Lockers love child.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
is actually Locker, with fewer "LOLs"
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
loves bush
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
{{well played, anita}}
Loves Bush 2
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Always on time
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Owns a junkyard, a Chinese junk, and a junkyard dog.
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Flies a Junker
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
IS VICTORIA GRAYSON!
(ba DOOM!)
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Has a crush on Misses Bush
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Misses Misses Bush's bush
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
trims his Chia Chef daily
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^
Learned manscaping from an on line video and an inflatable fellow named Vinnie.
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Middle name is Vinnie.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
^^Keeps his junk in a chalkbag under his pants.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Is a Merkin Expert.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Steely Dan Fan Club President
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
has a collection of real dolls in dwarf size
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Stoopid 'Merkin
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Wants to look like Gene
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
wears assless leather chaps to work
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Merkin Reviewer for the Daily Starr
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Supports Congressman Jeff Denim
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Supports his family with the $$ he rakes in as a Merkin Model
EDIT: eKat... How COULD YOU?!
Low blow.
you ARE Victoria.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
Believes the only good merkin is a shaved merkin
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Barks loudly when cruxing
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Meows every time he sees Kev
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Be careful... I AM Emily Thorne
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Named on of her feet Ice T and the other Ceelo Green
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Has a Dave Matthews Band tattoo across his chest... pardon me... abs.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
ewww Dave Matthews band
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
A drooling naturailized 'Merkin.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
wants a shrubbery
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Has to ask if girls have junk.
|
|
Gene
climber
|
|
Just ordered an XL pivot table from IKEA.
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Had an intimate encounter in IKEA
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Really loves the fact that a political topic is currently headlining the taco.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Hates the television series, "Revenge", and won't be watching the season premiere on the 8th.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Relies on Depends.
:)
edit: that would make an interesting route name
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Completely undependable and the antithesis of self reliant.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Has a Betamax copy of the Rod Stewart "incident"
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
Listens to Morris Day and the Time on cassette while cleaning his house with a swiffer
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^
Some people call her the Space Cowgirl,
Some call her the Gangster of Love.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Wishes she was Jesie's girl
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
gross
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
^^Still tries to light his farts on fire every time.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Shoplifted another Da Brim, pink
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
^^Buys cheap reading glasses, because he is unaware of other options.
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Works as a model for Da Brim.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Never works
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Sold "THE" gerbil to Richard Gere
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
likes eating Chef's chocolate salty balls
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Rainmans out counting his pubes
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
I don't look like Wendy
Jefe looks like the ginger version of Mr Slave
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
Lives in Bubbles' trailer and cleans up the cat poop
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
|
collects cat poo and makes miniature "driftwood" sculptures
|
|
Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
|
|
loves acronyms
|
|
SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
|
Can't bear to rapp with an ATC.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
Is actually two miles from El Dorado, Mexico.
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^
Has been through the desert on a horse with no name.
|
|
Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
|
Has nightmares he'll wake up in Lubbock in a single-wide barely wide enough for the new wife.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
He's making up lies about ME. Stop, now, JB. Faux shame!
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
(thanks Wet Turkey Farts, yer cool too)
|
|
SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
|
|
Grew fat sitting inside all day making up lies about people....forgetting to out and play before the ice melts.
Susan
Ps. Cool looking work cat BTW!
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
^^^^
Is a tiger in the stock market.
Chicken stock, beef stock, occasionally vegetable.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
|
Tells people he was born in a different year because he doesn't like the animal sign he was born under;tells everyone he meets that he was born under the sign of the Tiger, when in actuality, he was born under the sign of the Sheep.
Note: For those who want to comment to posts-consider doing it in tandem with your made up lie, so as not to have someone miss their turn at being lied about.... Now I suppose the response to my post is going to be something like "Not a control freak."
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Not a control freak ;)
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
Not a dirtbag even though he lives in dirt piles.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Doesnt know what TWP stands for.
|
|
apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
|
|
Has clinkers
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Spanks clinkers
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Likes to be spanked while wearing spanx.
(I had to google spanx so here's a link for those of you in the dark)
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Weakest mojo on the block. Yeah, baby!!!!
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
Is really a Moose from Manteca...
Wearing Spanx and Da Brim of course!
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
(spanx and da brim... LOL)
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Wears Booty Pops while dancing to Beyonce
"Put a ring on it"
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
wears this and climbs off-widths
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Will shed their winter coat come spring
For jefe
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
(With no gobies thank you)
Wearing leg warmers and singing "Maniac"
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Is super bossy
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Is afraid to tear up.
Meant for the tough guy up thread
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
Was the inspiration for the "Trailer Park Boys" series.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Is still looking for inspiration
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Porn name Smith Roxxx
(For Mr E)
Still smelling of perspiration
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
has dingleberries in his beard from all the brown-nosing
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Sponsored by vagisil
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Has a male yeast infection
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
likes a little cheese on his taco
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Is actually David Letterman and has been using someone elses pics
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Porn name - Steamer Lane
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Thinks porn people have no money
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
is MY bitch
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
was my bitch ?
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
Has wacked out dreams
edit : sorry spost to be lieing
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
Porn name Daisy Chain
Edit lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
|
RIM Club and KXL Pipeline in conjunction with LOCKER Entertainment
bring you
"Third Class Fun in Joshua Tree"
Starring Smith Roxxx, Steamer Lane, and introducing
Daisy Chain.
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
With a cameo appearance by Big Bro doing his famous fist jam.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
eKat... drljefe's real porn name is Mini Treat.
No lie.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
^^ Porn name > Dewy Milk
{{gross}}
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Drool... you're completely sane.
(Dingus... keep Drool's photo under YOUR mattress.)
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Thinks foreplay is a sneaky caress the quarterback gives to the center to change the snap
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
plays quarterback on the regular.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Likes Moose's perky nipples
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
Likes moose's perky nipples
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Likes Drool's perky nips.
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
luuuuvs my perkie nippels
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
hates leggs perky nipples
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Got Moose naked by telling him that he looked like a male supermodel.
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
dumped me for doing it... and ran of with locker to make me jelous
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
humped him out of desperation
|
|
sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
|
|
when you were all that was left
|
|
SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
|
Brings 4-step aiders on dates... just in case.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
Is Jack Porter
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
Is the only person to have ever perfected and used the breast jam.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
IS Nolan.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
REALLY wants to be Patrick.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
back to Victoria. What a TW#T, thinking she can motor a sailboat.
|
|
Yak-Chik
Trad climber
Phoenix
|
|
^^^^^^^^^^
borrows $20 and never pays you back.
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
(has no idea what's going on anymore)
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
^^^^ has such a twisted mind, no doesn't.
Both the above posters are sick puppies.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
wants to ride the "regular" bus.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Is an evil sorceress ^^^^
You can see it in her eyes.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Thinks Harkonnen is a tasty beer.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Owns his own Vimana and flys to paradise on a regular basis.
|
|
SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
|
|
It's Saturday folks, TIME FOR A PLAY DAY!!!!
Susan
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Hates to play.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
Thinks candy is dandy; knows liquor is quicker.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
|
Can't stand doing laundry,and thus owns 500 pairs of underpants.
|
|
SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
|
Wears 5 pair of underpants at the same time... all the time.
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
Has an assistant always ready with a can of spray-on abs.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Only buys elephant-dung coffee, the best kind.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
|
Tried to get fitted for a conniption.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
^^^Too many birds on his antenna.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Thinks that a flush toilet is a poker hand.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
|
Father told him a royal flush was when efforts had made the bathroom pungent, and flushing did little to reduce the aroma.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Wondered as a young girl on a family camping trip why she couldn't just use a bathroom instead of the Odd House.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
When informed that Colorado had the highest mean elevation of all the states, he said, "Where's the love?"
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
Bores friends with complaints that his fate lies in the hands of his fickle fingers.
|
|
clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
|
|
Is boring, especially to his friends.
|
|
TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
|
His only friends are his fellow clinkers.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Has no experience of warm/fuzziness.
|
|
Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
|
|
He bossies his wife around all the time.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
Sings Innagadadavita in the shower.
|
|
littlehammer
Mountain climber
Land of frozen crags
|
|
^^^^^
All gates on his biners squeek from disuse.
|
|
littlehammer
Mountain climber
Land of frozen crags
|
|
^^^^^^^^^^
..that you traded to me for a gallon of merlot.
|
|
MisterE
climber
|
|
Will never post on Supertopo ever again - whoops, that was me...
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
|
|
Mar 10, 2014 - 12:17am PT
|
Supported himself during his younger years of dirtbag lifestyle by working as a Chippendales dancer for a few weeks every four to six months.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
|
Mar 10, 2014 - 12:21am PT
|
^^^ Other career
|
|
Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
|
|
Mar 10, 2014 - 12:23am PT
|
^^^^
Is not going to call me tomorrow to discuss a job in Morrison.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
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Mar 10, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
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^^^Has a brain cavity larger than required.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 10, 2014 - 01:57pm PT
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Is the bearer of great news, and doesn't think I should be taking any breaks from laying a hardwood floor.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Mar 10, 2014 - 02:03pm PT
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Oh Snap. Has an easy job.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 10, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
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Philo has every single Cabbage Patch doll ever made.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Mar 10, 2014 - 04:18pm PT
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Is hatching a plan to kidnap those kids, and intends to demand ransom while simultaneously selling the dolls off piecemeal on EBay.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Mar 10, 2014 - 04:21pm PT
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Is just about to use her ill gotten Mt Gox loot to buy said Cabbage Patch dolls.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Mar 10, 2014 - 04:44pm PT
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Likes boiled cabbage.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Mar 10, 2014 - 05:00pm PT
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blames his farts on all that cabbage soup
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Mar 10, 2014 - 06:02pm PT
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Frolics naked in the snow.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Mar 10, 2014 - 06:40pm PT
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Delusional: He and Anita happened to be camping near each other during a freak snowstorm in Joshua Tree. While she slept, he snuck up to her ten, carefully opened the zip and fished all her clothing out.He saw it as "frolicking;" she was just trying to get from tent to car and get some coverings without freezing her toes off.
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Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
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Mar 10, 2014 - 06:49pm PT
|
best
thread
ever
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 10, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
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^^^^
Gets so excited about Spring, he wets his plants.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 10, 2014 - 09:00pm PT
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Loses his plants on a lively spring evening.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 10, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
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^^^^
Is hosting a seminar next Friday at 1 o'clock for people who can't achieve orgasm.
Call him if you can't come.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Mar 10, 2014 - 10:49pm PT
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Not a very witty sort
edit- shoot...Mine was for Edge. That was very funny.
okay...so I need a lie for Brennen
Has sent emails to CMac asking him to add a Sport Climbing tab to the site, because he is concerned that sporties might feel a bit unwelcome. Also thinks a tab for those who think climbing is rad but have no intention of roping up would show goodwill and inclusiveness.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Mar 10, 2014 - 11:35pm PT
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In prison went by the nickname "Jimbo."
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 10, 2014 - 11:43pm PT
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Was Clint Eastwood's stunt double in Play Misty, and got to punch Jessica Walters in the face.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:40am PT
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Has collected a personal video library containing all ball biting related episodes.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:41am PT
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^^has never actually succeeded on anything above 4th class.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:46am PT
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Always carries the "10 Essentials" even when bouldering.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:47am PT
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^^^ Is still working on those pick-up lines.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:51am PT
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Loves the "almost ass-cupping a man" part of boulder spotting.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:53am PT
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^^Never leaves home without his Gnar beanie.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:54am PT
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Can't stop telling lies.
He brought up ass cupping in a conversation and then tells me he is Mister Easy. I got away fast.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:59am PT
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Wishes there was more rain in the world, especially his world.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 11, 2014 - 01:00am PT
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Is the love child of Walter Brennan and a mule named Elsie.
Elsie kicked during the moment of conception, leaving Walter with a famous limp.
Edit: too late.
Mister E had his own Show on PBS, Mister E Theatre.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 01:00am PT
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Can't climb outside unless someone marks the holds with tape.
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MisterE
climber
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 01:36am PT
|
refuses all forms of protection except Tri-cams.
This applies to his sexual precautions, as well.
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Mar 11, 2014 - 10:15am PT
|
Wears a helmet cam 24/7.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Mar 11, 2014 - 10:23am PT
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"gnar beanie"
lulz
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 11, 2014 - 12:04pm PT
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Has no eyebrows from an unfortunate MSR stove lighting incident.
What you see is drawn on with a Sharpie.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 11, 2014 - 01:28pm PT
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Was the kid in school that always had magic marker ink around his nose
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 01:55pm PT
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DMT is as dumb as a stump
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 02:55pm PT
|
Invented the blow-up doll.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
|
Still has his first Barbie.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
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has a real doll version of danny devito
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:05pm PT
|
Is Danny Devito's stunt double
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:13pm PT
|
Was Rosanne Barr's stunt double in "Dancing With Belugas"
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:16pm PT
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Was Roanne Barr's first husband and material for all her shitty stand-up.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
|
^^^^
Whinnies whenever someone says, "Frau Blucher."
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ydpl8s
Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:26pm PT
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Doesn't know a rasp from a rat tail.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:30pm PT
|
Founded the Rosanne Barr fan club
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MisterE
climber
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:30pm PT
|
^^Is a professional fluffer.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:32pm PT
|
^^ First Guide Book: How To Be A Professional Fluffer
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:36pm PT
|
Runs the Master Fluffer Training School.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:38pm PT
|
Perfected the Bivy "Fluff" with his buddies
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:41pm PT
|
Fluffs her blow up dolls
EDIT: This is too fun :)
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:45pm PT
|
Snorts crushed Doritos
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:51pm PT
|
Mainlines Chili Cheese Fritos
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:52pm PT
|
Moved on from snorting chips to mainlining Tabasco
EDIT Damn it Leggs you beat me to it!
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:54pm PT
|
Cannot decide if he wants to "hit it" or "get hit".
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
|
EDIT Damn it Leggs you beat me to it!
So odd! Rumor has it you're "quick".
:) :)
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:01pm PT
|
Likes it "quick".
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:02pm PT
|
^^Likes it "quick" because of the "pain".
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:07pm PT
|
Did it all for the nookie, the nookie
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:10pm PT
|
"Does it" to the music of Doris Day
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:11pm PT
|
Sports a whale tail on purpose
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:12pm PT
|
Is the missing Sasquatch "link"
Edit: Damn, I want to post "the" photo so bad, Jefe!
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SicMic
climber
two pitches in front of you
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:13pm PT
|
Got the moniker from L'eggs pantyhose.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:13pm PT
|
Is as smart as he looks.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:14pm PT
|
Sic Mic is really a Slimey Limey
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:14pm PT
|
^ runs Bartertown
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:14pm PT
|
Is just too slow
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
|
Learned to read with the Auto Trader
|
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
|
Sells autos in Bartertown
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SicMic
climber
two pitches in front of you
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
|
Purchased a PHD. Not a real doctor.
ps. Leggs- sorry that it hurt.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:22pm PT
|
Busted for "roughing the suspect" in a movie theater
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:31pm PT
|
Hates the music of Ryan Adams
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:33pm PT
|
Rubbed one out to a Target add of Shaun White
while listening to Ryan Adams
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
|
Has a Shaun White tramp stamp
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:38pm PT
|
Introduced Pee Wee Herman to Jefe in a movie theater.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:39pm PT
|
Taught Pee Wee Herman the importance of the "empty" popcorn box.
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
|
Likes extra butter on the popcorn and extra napkins
|
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
|
Likes it when Pee Wee rubs the butter on him
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:46pm PT
|
Played Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs".
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:54pm PT
|
Fluffs for Sir Anthony Hopkins
|
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:55pm PT
|
Fluffed both Foster and Hopkins together.
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:56pm PT
|
fluffs for Ceelo
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:00pm PT
|
Fluffed all of Judas Priest
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:07pm PT
|
("prepping" for porno shoots)
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:07pm PT
|
kev fluffs Bieber and he loves it
|
|
anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:26pm PT
|
Mexican wrastler
(I'm not french canadian!!!!!!!!!!!!)
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:29pm PT
|
Grinds her own maize.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:36pm PT
|
Muskrat from Manteca
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:47pm PT
|
Is a tour guide at the Sacramento Train Museum.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
|
Likes it all over his face .
:)
(Dingus!)
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:57pm PT
|
Gave it to SicMic in the Caboose on New Years
|
|
kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:07pm PT
|
Is loose in the caboose
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:19pm PT
|
Hi Fattrad.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:35pm PT
|
Developed a successful line of rejuvenating facial products and was days away from signing a private label contract with Walmart, when a disgruntled employee posted spy cam video to YouTube which *explained* what the secret ingredient was, and showed the collection process, in graphic detail.
|
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SicMic
climber
two pitches in front of you
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:38pm PT
|
Refuses to share what she's smoking.
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:39pm PT
|
Is really just Smoke and Mirrors.
|
|
happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:48pm PT
|
Writes Notes to Self in red lipstick on the bathroom mirror.
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 06:57pm PT
|
Owns a t-shirt that says "Mao more than ever."
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 07:11pm PT
|
Liked Geraldo Rivera and Freddy Mercury for the same reason
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 07:21pm PT
|
Took a Geraldo Rivera style selfie last night
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 07:24pm PT
|
High on bath salts
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 07:28pm PT
|
Sells bath salts on 4th Ave to the Gem Show kooks
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 07:48pm PT
|
Bathes in Perrier and gold dust.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 07:52pm PT
|
Favorite song: "It's Raining Men"
|
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dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:15pm PT
|
Burns bugs with magnifying glasses.
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:20pm PT
|
IS the current reincarnation of Cher.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:25pm PT
|
Wears Superman footie jammies to bed.
:)
|
|
dirtbag
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:26pm PT
|
Played for the Cleveland Indians BITD.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:29pm PT
|
Wears a cape to the supermarket... JUST in case the sh#t hits the fan.
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:34pm PT
|
Has every N'Sync album ever made on iPod ... and gets pumped up to "Bye Bye Bye".
[Click to View YouTube Video]
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:38pm PT
|
^^has Tourette syndrome, so prefers to type.
|
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Gene
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
|
Thinks N'Snyc is the proprietary name of an Edsel transmission.
|
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:41pm PT
|
(hahhahaa!)
Adores the Backstreet Boys... esp. Nick Carter and dedicates this song to MisterE.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:43pm PT
|
Has a life sized stuffed Barney the purple dinosaur bed pillow.
|
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Gene
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
|
Co-authored the Barney theme song with Ron Anderson.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 09:05pm PT
|
Thinks of Sacramento as a holy city.
|
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Gene
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
|
Selected MFM avatar after extensive market research showed that Anteater from Atwater lacks panache.
EDIT: MFM - I'll call you tomorrow.
g
|
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 10:31pm PT
|
Thought Disco was a department store chain.
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
|
^^^^
Is a dancer for money, a gigolo hoofer extraordinaire.
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
|
Once lost almost half of his skin at Joshua Tree on a late-night, drunken fire-walking/off-width challenge
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 11:09pm PT
|
Accidentally air-wolfed a Joshua tree late night while dressed in a Victorian dress
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 11:17pm PT
|
Leggs says Jim gets custom manzier fittings as weight fluctuates
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 11, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
|
(Leggs says way too wordy)
Jefe says
Must be totally sober
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 11, 2014 - 11:54pm PT
|
Had a wet dream about rockjox
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Mar 12, 2014 - 12:10am PT
|
Gets a Brazilian wax weekly.
|
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
|
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|
Mar 12, 2014 - 12:16am PT
|
Has a landing strip, which looks for all the world like a scale replica of the National Mall leading up to the Washington Monument.
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Mar 12, 2014 - 12:28am PT
|
Classic.
Love you guys
Edge....he's the one who let the dogs out
|
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MisterE
climber
|
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|
Mar 12, 2014 - 12:36am PT
|
Has made millions on a freak site for small mammal insertion.
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 12, 2014 - 12:43am PT
|
Gets his mammals in discreet packaging
|
|
philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
|
|
Mar 12, 2014 - 10:06am PT
|
A known plumb smuggler.
|
|
drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Mar 12, 2014 - 10:35am PT
|
Photoshop artist for International Male
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
|
|
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Mar 12, 2014 - 10:41am PT
|
Underwear model for International Male
|
|
Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 10:59am PT
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Performed in the ballet, "The Nutcracker", back in '82.
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Mar 12, 2014 - 11:03am PT
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Masturbates over pictures of works by Frank Lloyd Wright.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 11:06am PT
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DMT got lost on the way to the theater... and didn't mind.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 11:11am PT
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(photo "link" broken, silly man.... try again!)
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 12:58pm PT
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Doesn't know folks from Humboldt opinions are completely disregarded, even on this thread.
Edit for Stevee
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 12, 2014 - 01:54pm PT
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Spare changing outside the Catalyst
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Mar 12, 2014 - 02:31pm PT
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denigrates the Catalyst. Shame on you!
Susan
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 12, 2014 - 02:58pm PT
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^^^^
Watermelon seed spitting champ, and second runner up at the short curlies spitting contest at the p0rn awards.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 03:20pm PT
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Glued his lips shut with super glue thinking it was clod sore medication. There's nothing like having herpes and not being able to talk about it.
Saw SCseagout shaking her booty outside the Catalyst, she still isn't allowed in because of last time.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 12, 2014 - 04:59pm PT
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^^^^
Wears fishnet stockings backwards so the line runs up the front.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 06:28pm PT
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Was caught in a fishnet stocking and has never escaped.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:07pm PT
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put the dong in the wham a lam a ding.
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command error
Trad climber
Colorado
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:13pm PT
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^^^^^^^^^^
gets drunk and looks at hang dogging climber porn all night
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:18pm PT
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gets drunk and looks at fist jamming climber porn all night
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:20pm PT
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Is considering a sex change.
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SicMic
climber
across the street from Marshall, CO
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:23pm PT
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Re-considering "spare change".
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command error
Trad climber
Colorado
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:24pm PT
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^^^
is raising money on Kickstarter to get his girlfriend a sex change
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 12, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
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Is actually a doctor specializing in sex change operations
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Mar 12, 2014 - 08:01pm PT
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Heard his surgeon exclaim "Oopsie".
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originalpmac
Mountain climber
Anywhere I like
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Mar 12, 2014 - 08:02pm PT
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^^^^^ his lopsided girlfriend came in first and third in a wet t-shirt contest
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Mar 12, 2014 - 08:34pm PT
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Creates his own wet t-shirt with droooooooool.
Saw SCseagout shaking her booty outside the Catalyst, she still isn't allowed in because of last time.
It's very weird to have my son hanging out at the same place I did when I was his age, and still frequent. Haven't bumped into him at a show yet...different generational music tastes thank goodness.
Susan
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Gene
climber
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Mar 12, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
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^^^ Is KNOTT one of the coolest people on the Taco.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 12, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
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^^^^
Wears green tights and a feathered hat to steal Sharpies from panhandlers and give them to public school teachers.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mar 12, 2014 - 09:50pm PT
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Is a dull boy.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 12, 2014 - 10:14pm PT
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Is tired of living in a van down by the river and looking for an upgrade.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 12, 2014 - 11:54pm PT
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WTF is what a woman named him because of ED.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:05am PT
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is a lying slut
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:50am PT
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Cannot tell a lie.
Upgrade this.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Mar 13, 2014 - 10:55am PT
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Thinks San Berdoo is the center of culture in North America.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 10:57am PT
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Is the mayor of Redlands, CA.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:25pm PT
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Gave coz his first mullet, when she was 8yrs old
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:33pm PT
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Wishes he could get a mullet but sadly he's bald.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:35pm PT
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Wishes he could grow a beard.
On his face.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
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Collects hair from bathroom drains to use for wall paper.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:42pm PT
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Doesn't take it to the next level
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:45pm PT
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Has the "level" app on his smartphone, and used it while camping to make sure the fire pit cooking grate wasn't tilted.
Once.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 03:53pm PT
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Not Too wordy at all
;-)
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 13, 2014 - 04:01pm PT
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Puts his beard shavings in his puffy for added insulation.
(Side note - imagine the f-ed up sh#t we could have with "Tell the truth about the poster above you")
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 06:11pm PT
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Wrote Skarknado
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 06:40pm PT
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Was a cheerleader in HS.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Mar 13, 2014 - 06:42pm PT
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Still has her pom poms
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 06:43pm PT
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Still has my cheer outfit, even though he PROMISED to give it back 3 years ago.
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sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
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Mar 13, 2014 - 06:52pm PT
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ye dude send it back , she only dances naked for me at the moment
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 06:55pm PT
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dances naked for Apogee on Tuesdays and Thursdays...and the occasional Sunday.
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sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:07pm PT
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does the dance with me on Tuesday and Thursday but refuses to do it on sundays and he sometimes wares the chear outfit for the show
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:09pm PT
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Leggs is usually at church on Sundays.
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sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:11pm PT
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dancing for the pastore
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:12pm PT
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Using the dances moves you taught me.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:17pm PT
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Performs massage by tap-dancing(barefoot, of course)on her client's backs.
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sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:19pm PT
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from the moves I learnt from Paula Abdul when she use to dance naked for me before Legggs danced for me
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:21pm PT
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Works as a dominatrix "performing" massage by tap-dancing(in heels, of course)on her client's fronts.
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sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:23pm PT
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Haaappiegrrrl would only dance for me with a chalk bag on
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
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(Just pointing out that you guys are sucking at this game right now)
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:07pm PT
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Jim once "designed" MisterE's "landing strip"... with great attention to detail.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
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^^^^
To save trees, he eats beavers.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:30pm PT
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to save beavers he eats treez
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:42pm PT
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Spirit animal- beaver
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Gene
climber
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:44pm PT
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Knows from personal experience how much wood a woodchuck chucks.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:44pm PT
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Spirit Animal = Eeyore
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 13, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
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Tweety Bird
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
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Waxes windshields along West Cliff Drive, but isn't a surfer
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:29pm PT
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Thinks that living in Tucson has made him so tough he can walk around in
the desert in flip flops and kick rattlers.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:31pm PT
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^^^^
Years ago he was telling a friend "I wish they all could be California girls" and was overheard by a 14 year old Brian Wilson who was on his way home from piano lessons.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:36pm PT
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Has secret stalker room dedicated to Norm Abrams
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
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Is skilled at working quotes from the movie "The Notebook" into casual conversation.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 13, 2014 - 10:31pm PT
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Has been a lotion addict since watching Silence of the Lambs
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Mar 13, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
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Tucks it between his legs
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 13, 2014 - 11:15pm PT
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^^^^
Is in a band called "1023 MB".
He hasn't had any gigs yet.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2014 - 11:42pm PT
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Loves to ride the wood
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 14, 2014 - 12:09am PT
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(Dude, you said it, I didn't)
Ready to "jam" to Black Friday
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 14, 2014 - 12:15am PT
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Lost his virginity to Lou Reed
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 14, 2014 - 01:51am PT
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^^^^
His dad was a plumber and his mom was a chemist.
They got divorced because they couldn't agree how to say "unionized."
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 14, 2014 - 02:02am PT
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Uses a fake real name avatar
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 14, 2014 - 02:10am PT
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Remembers the game duh
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 04:18am PT
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^^^Still thinks yellow snow is lemonade flavor.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Mar 14, 2014 - 10:42am PT
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Tasted yellow snow … and I liked it!
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 14, 2014 - 11:05am PT
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Doesn't mess with Texas
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 11:08am PT
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Buys his chonies in Nogales
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Mar 14, 2014 - 11:17am PT
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Dingus:
You almost got it. Actually TWP stands for trans world prick.
A lie about Leggs:
Her Leggs are NOT her finest attribute.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Made in California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 11:32am PT
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^^^ TWP = Totally Will Poop
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Mar 14, 2014 - 12:26pm PT
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Gets so excited by sheisse videos that he often poops on his IPad
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 14, 2014 - 12:57pm PT
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With Sid Barrett.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
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Brought together the makers of Exlax and Jiffy-Pop to to create Jiffy-Poop.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 01:21pm PT
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Dingus Milk is a side effect of eating too much jiffypoop.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 01:30pm PT
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Patented Chunky Dingus Milk, working on strawberry.
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Edge
Trad climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 14, 2014 - 02:18pm PT
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In an effort to cash in on the recent Dingus Milk craze, DMT now sports vacuum hose scars on his nipples.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 02:22pm PT
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Edge is gross^^^
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Mar 15, 2014 - 11:29am PT
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Knows where Flight 370 is parked because he masterminded the heist and then pulled an E.D. Cooper, parachuting from the plane, but leaving the plane on autopilot to land at a secret destination ONLY he knows.
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Da_Dweeb
climber
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Mar 16, 2014 - 03:46am PT
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Rides a bicycle with no seat on it.
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MisterE
climber
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Mar 16, 2014 - 08:21am PT
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Has Marty Feldman eyes.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Mar 18, 2014 - 02:20pm PT
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Is actually the superhero Dr Tran.
For those of you that don't know Dr Tran this might point you in the right direction.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Nearly, single-handedly KILLED this thread - the greatest thread on ST of all time!
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Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
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No longer has that discgusting red growth behind thier ears and knees that had us all wondering what happened there?
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Knows where Ron is
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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^ Just doing it with Ron for money.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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^^ Wouldn't get back in the car, which is why I had to start up with Ron!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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^^ doesn't know how to keep his hoes in line
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Has little moose knuckles
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Just got a booty augmentation.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Suffers from gynecomastia and had a reduction with a transfer of tissue to his youknowwhat
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Secretly is ron
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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^^ has never climbed 5.5
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Missed his Fried Hocking Boogie tonight.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Had to start a new page because the posters on the previous one suck beyond belief.
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dirtbag
climber
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Charges $4.95 for a 3 minute spanking session.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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^^^^ taught me all i know about spanking
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Knows where Ron went.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Went where Ron went; came back; eventually will decide to sell up and go there permanently, too.
(It's the Home of the Whopper--Wendy's.) :0)
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 10, 2014 - 10:00am PT
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Mouse from Merced: Paints pictures of Elvis and Ron on velvet. TWP... You promised me a HORSE...You said I could have my own HORSE...You promised...
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 10, 2014 - 10:29am PT
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Déteste la neige et l'hiver
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 10, 2014 - 10:43am PT
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Loves winter so much he's trading places with me
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 10, 2014 - 01:19pm PT
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Models for Mouse's red velvet nudes
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Apr 10, 2014 - 01:39pm PT
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Mouse's Red Velvet Nudes agent -takes a 60/40 split
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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Apr 10, 2014 - 01:47pm PT
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Is walking around Palm Springs wearing a beanie, down jacket, and five tennies.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 10, 2014 - 02:00pm PT
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Lies about DMT
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speelyei
Trad climber
Mohave County Arizona
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Apr 10, 2014 - 02:02pm PT
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Is actually speelyei
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Apr 10, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
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Has taken up BASE jumping
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 10, 2014 - 03:17pm PT
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Hates flying
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Apr 10, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
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Wears these climbing
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 10, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
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Loves knitting mens short shorts
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 12, 2014 - 11:49am PT
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Last book read was this selfie-helpie classic.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 13, 2014 - 01:20am PT
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Likes parsley.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 13, 2014 - 01:22am PT
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Lies in bed dreaming about new dishes he can create with Velveeta and parsley.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 13, 2014 - 01:30am PT
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Farts only during windstorms.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 13, 2014 - 01:48am PT
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Swear herpes can be contracted from contaminated parsley.
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MisterE
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 01:51am PT
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Has a pathological aversion to dryer lint.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 13, 2014 - 10:39am PT
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Was the butt model for the knit shorts shot.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 13, 2014 - 11:17am PT
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Has been a trouble maker since kindergarten.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 13, 2014 - 01:37pm PT
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Lost some toes on Annapurna.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 13, 2014 - 03:05pm PT
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Found them in Pokipsie.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 13, 2014 - 03:28pm PT
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Wears knit shorts backwards.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
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Wears oversized custom doilies and thinks it's couture
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 05:17pm PT
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Secretly enjoys craft projects usually reserved for old ladies when not slaying lake ice!
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Apr 13, 2014 - 05:37pm PT
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Digs smelling his belly button lint . . . just like the guy in his avatar picture!
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 05:43pm PT
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Pics his ass then sniffs his fingers..
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 05:45pm PT
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Collects his dingleberries and uses they to make figurines like play doh
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 05:47pm PT
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Has begun saving her poop in strange places around the house. Mostly a result of having to work so hard for them ;)
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 06:09pm PT
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Don't make fun of my plight :(
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 13, 2014 - 06:19pm PT
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Always ends up mixing all the play-doh colors together into a blob.
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Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
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Apr 13, 2014 - 06:23pm PT
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digs that cute guy at the Genius Bar
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 06:23pm PT
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Ate the play dough...
Anita sorry it will get better. Think how much you will appreciate a good bm when this is all off ;)
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 06:24pm PT
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The cute guy at the Genius bar is his son and he is secretly ashamed shhhh.,,,
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:03pm PT
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When to bed with itchy butt. Woke up with stinky finger. Then told the whole world about it! (That's why I know.)
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:06pm PT
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Off topic.
Obviously a select few on ST really dig this thread - myself included. What does that say about us? Topic for new thread? What do you think O. P. Frank Wyman? Or do I mean Feeing Lie Man!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:17pm PT
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Maybe not everyone is a robot who only wants to talk about climbing 45644hours a day?
That or we are silly and enjoy mindless fun
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:21pm PT
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Has a adult robot toy that in most cases is reserved for females but not solely that operates on batteries and is known to bring smiles to the face of its users.
And yes I am aware how bad this comment could backfire on me...
And is only meant in jest and in no way meant as harassment...
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:23pm PT
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An automatic chocolate dispenser? Nice
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:30pm PT
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Ahhhhh
Gross!
Isn't much for sweets ?
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:30pm PT
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Is harassing me
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Norton
Social climber
the Wastelands
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:34pm PT
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cries when harassed
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 07:46pm PT
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Likes being harassed...
Is pulling for a battery operated chocolate dispenser to be involved,..
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:05pm PT
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Owns stock in big pharma
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:10pm PT
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Just hates the outdoors!
Loath's it really...
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AZ-OW
Trad climber
Granite Mountain Wilderness
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:14pm PT
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Owns 3 battery operated chocolate dispensers...
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:20pm PT
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is a semi-literate fanatical left wing nutcase. (well perhaps there's a grain of truth in there somewhere)
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:20pm PT
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Oops I know nothing about this guy except he doesn't suck!
So in keeping with thread topic he sucks real bad ;
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:42pm PT
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Knows bad sucking when he feels it.
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 08:58pm PT
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Haha this is great,
Is the authority on sucking as the Cheif is his personal oral sex slave..
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2014 - 09:45pm PT
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Has a secret crush on Chuff
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 13, 2014 - 10:02pm PT
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You and me both..
I just love the dick what can I say ;)
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 13, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
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Has recently discovered himself.
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 14, 2014 - 12:31am PT
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Inside of Clinker...
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 04:22am PT
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Pushes men off bridges.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Apr 14, 2014 - 07:28am PT
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OT again.
Thanks Anita for your answer to my query. Me thinks you've hit it on the head and out of the park. Yes, I enjoy mindless fun and want to laugh all the time.
I am most pleased to note that the participants on this thread are nearly equal numbers of male and female. What other ST thread can say that? Would love to share a bonfire sometime with the active participants on this thread: Heaven! Good God: image the volume of laughter coming for our fire!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 07:59am PT
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Sanskara is into men in uniform. He likes to be disciplined.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:55am PT
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The four posters above this are members of campfire girls and bore each other while staring blankly at glowing embers
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:58am PT
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eKat's backyard looks like south central LA
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:59am PT
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Started a fire that burned down juvinile hall.
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 14, 2014 - 02:32pm PT
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Touched on a sore subject with clinker..
Kidding I'm just not feeling very creative but this does entertain my couch bound gimp ass so I continue to play..
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 02:39pm PT
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For real pic of a couch-bound gimp ass.
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 14, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
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Doesn't like to put his fickle finger where the sun don't shine...
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 02:50pm PT
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isn't that the guy from Temple of Doom?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
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No, that might be you, for all I know.
And if I did, it would be the tickle finger, not the fickle finger. Nyah.
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:07pm PT
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So you admit it you do like the finger ;)
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:23pm PT
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Likes raw escargot.
Actually just likes pulling the little buggers out of their shells.
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:28pm PT
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is the train at the end of the tunnel
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:29pm PT
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See the train, be the train. Nananananana.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:30pm PT
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eats his boogers
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:32pm PT
|
Sculpted a 1/250,000th scale replica of Mt. Rushmore in boogers.
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Anastasia
climber
Home
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:35pm PT
|
Is wearing pink edible underwear.
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:38pm PT
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she would know
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:47pm PT
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I have been thinking about edible underwire this whole thread.
Always keeps a pair of edible underwear with his first aid kit I the bottom of his pack. You just never know when you might get a summit to yourself with that special someone...
Idea!?..
Edible underwire comprised of contributions from ST posters..
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 03:58pm PT
|
made with belly button lint and toe jam
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 04:01pm PT
|
Has a foot fetish. Prefers doods who wear synthetic rock shoes. The more dirty the bettah, loves a good toe jam session..
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 04:11pm PT
|
Wears sponge bob square pants tighty whitiess
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 04:43pm PT
|
Raided my panty drawer and is now having a party of his own..
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 05:35pm PT
|
is a troll
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 06:03pm PT
|
ATB f*#ked chad...
Or should we all stay out of this?
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 06:34pm PT
|
ATB is jealous
(Hi Matt, bored again?)
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 07:25pm PT
|
Had a threesome with Chad and Sanskara
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 14, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
|
Speaks softly but can't find his big stick.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:02pm PT
|
Was the inspiration for King Missile's hit "Love Is"
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:06pm PT
|
Oh the poster above didn't say something nice about me. At least I didn't choose to take it that way ;)
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:10pm PT
|
Isn't a weirdo
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:13pm PT
|
I f*#ked up forget it..
Next...
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 14, 2014 - 08:37pm PT
|
ATB is not an acronym for At The Bottom
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
|
You deserve a nice lump of coal. A nice one, not a Clinker.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 09:03pm PT
|
Would never smoke a "marijuana cigarette"
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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|
Apr 14, 2014 - 09:45pm PT
|
Loves poison oak.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 14, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
|
Smokes PO when jonesin
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Apr 14, 2014 - 10:01pm PT
|
Enjoys a lazy day of 5.0 climbing.
I looked at that crack I'd eyeballed again, FULL of p.o. and grovel. Nope
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 14, 2014 - 11:37pm PT
|
Has an invisible rainbow colored unicorn named Jerry..
They are best friends!
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 15, 2014 - 01:42am PT
|
Removes the seat on his bike and pretends it's a unicorn.
Sanskara, that last post was funny, "They are best friends" lol.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 15, 2014 - 11:28am PT
|
Uses jumars to jug fixed lines on 5.3 terrain.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 12:14pm PT
|
Went vegan and switched from ants to hummocks.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 15, 2014 - 12:41pm PT
|
Has a pet tick and a flea circus.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Apr 15, 2014 - 01:17pm PT
|
has an armpit dog with pink dyed fur that gets dragged around to all the crags
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 01:31pm PT
|
Is going to steal the crop just before harvest
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Sanskara
climber
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 02:20pm PT
|
Once tried growing weed but sprouted a bunch of female seedling had no Ida and ended up with a bunch of duff..
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 15, 2014 - 02:32pm PT
|
Tried to grow a transgender crop
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Apr 15, 2014 - 02:33pm PT
|
^^^ (Sanskara) Tried to name self after that black gooey stuff that people put on eye lashes, but got mixed up. Couldn't be bothered to change avatars after that.
^^^ (Kev) Tried to crop his transgender growth.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
|
Drives a Hummer
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Sanskara
climber
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 02:51pm PT
|
Is driving around in a hummer stacked to the roof full of transectual sour diesel cuttings and has no idea. The Canadian Italian mob is gonna kill him after they have purchased them and figure it out..
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 04:13pm PT
|
Starting a heavy metal accordion band
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 15, 2014 - 04:18pm PT
|
Sings her imaginary but real rainbow colored unicorn to bed every night.
Cleans up his rainbow colored poop in the morning...
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 15, 2014 - 04:40pm PT
|
Gets airsick.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 04:59pm PT
|
tosses salad
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
|
Had his first golden shower in East Cleveland
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 05:46pm PT
|
Wants to do Finger Licking with Fabio
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 05:47pm PT
|
is related to Flabio
|
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 05:49pm PT
|
Lusts after Fabio
|
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grover
climber
Northern Mexico
|
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 05:51pm PT
|
Is Fabios lovechild
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 15, 2014 - 06:01pm PT
|
Is Fabio's bastard child but doesn't realize it cuz his mom said his dad died when he was a baby
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 15, 2014 - 06:09pm PT
|
Gave Fabio a happy ending yesterday.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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Apr 15, 2014 - 06:28pm PT
|
Wears a pleather thong and stripper boots.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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|
Apr 15, 2014 - 07:42pm PT
|
Is Fabio
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 15, 2014 - 09:37pm PT
|
Is so over Fabio and mano happy endings
|
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
|
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Apr 15, 2014 - 10:52pm PT
|
Wears granny panties :)
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 16, 2014 - 11:31am PT
|
Hahahah undercling deleted all his posts - weaksauce!
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 16, 2014 - 12:00pm PT
|
Has a dozen plastic pink flamingos in his front yard....ONE of which has been modified...(wink,wink,if you know what I mean)
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 12:36pm PT
|
^^^ Modifies Pink Flamingos. Wink wink nawmean.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Apr 16, 2014 - 01:37pm PT
|
^^^ First heard Nawmean from DMT whispering in his ear.
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 01:45pm PT
|
Had a Basement of inflatable modified pink flamingoes!
One is at least 4x life size...
Shares with neighbors..
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
|
practices midget tossing with his dogs
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 02:00pm PT
|
Leg surgery covered by MTA Insurance
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 02:08pm PT
|
(what's MTA?)
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 02:14pm PT
|
Her favorite political slogan is "Stop midget on midget crime!"
MTA = Midget Tossers of America
MTA = Midget Tossing Association
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 02:15pm PT
|
Hoping to become the ring girl for the Midget Tossing Association
|
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 02:21pm PT
|
is a fluffer for midget porn stars
|
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Apr 16, 2014 - 02:24pm PT
|
Is the founder of the MPA aka Midget Porn Association
|
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 02:47pm PT
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Asked me for a job hookup with the MPA
|
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 16, 2014 - 04:01pm PT
|
Is it just me or is there more truth on the "make up a lie" thread and a lot of lies on the "say something fantastic" thread.
Anyway the poster above me sucks balls.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 04:34pm PT
|
eats my salty chocolate balls and loves 'em
|
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 05:14pm PT
|
Loves rocky mountain oysters and thinks they're found in the water
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 06:39pm PT
|
Loves his dog - a Mississippi Leghound - perhaps a bit too much. Watches its antics and jiggles uncontrollably.
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Sanskara
climber
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 06:49pm PT
|
Sadly has to clean up after the poster above him and his dog after they have their fun..
It gets dirty..
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 06:51pm PT
|
Absolutely refuses to tell us what he holds between his prayerful hands that makes his eyes glaze over.
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Sanskara
climber
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 06:56pm PT
|
A raw rocky mountain oyster of course. What else could it be..
Is gonna start a collection of Rocky Mountain oysters and have Ron preserve them.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 08:25pm PT
|
Has an Aerosmith trampstamp
|
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 09:22pm PT
|
Thought Huaraches was a suburb of Nogales for years.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 09:24pm PT
|
Detained at JPL for flashing himself to the Mars Rover prototype
|
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 09:28pm PT
|
Turned down his present position because the job description said it was a grind.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
|
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|
Apr 16, 2014 - 09:32pm PT
|
Got lost looking for the temple in Temple City
|
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Sanskara
climber
|
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Apr 16, 2014 - 09:39pm PT
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Eats outa the dumpster of Epic Cafe...
For real I do have a tramp stamp. Sadly I was 16 and got it done at the only place that would tattoo a minor. I had like $100 and it was the best thing I via,d get it was 1994. The place was called Roosters some creepy biker dude Vietnam vet did it. It's tribal and pretty close in appearance to the Aerosmith logo..
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Apr 16, 2014 - 09:41pm PT
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Has ex wife named Kara
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Sanskara
climber
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Apr 16, 2014 - 09:49pm PT
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Bangs over the hill retired call girl way way down W Aho Hwy out on the reservation when he's looking to live on the edge...
Stops at the old church on the way back to ask for forgiveness and that he doesn't get the herp..
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 16, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
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Their Weebles Wobble but they don't fall down.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 17, 2014 - 03:04pm PT
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Philo, wake up. It's just a bad dream
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labrat
Trad climber
Auburn, CA
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Apr 17, 2014 - 04:47pm PT
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Dreams that people are having bad dreams......
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 17, 2014 - 05:49pm PT
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small dogs get lost in his plumber's crack
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HuecoRat
Trad climber
NJ
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Apr 21, 2014 - 07:43pm PT
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Smokes Easter basket grass.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Apr 21, 2014 - 08:17pm PT
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Has proven their idiocy in 420 ways.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Apr 21, 2014 - 11:47pm PT
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He's not just than a clinker. He's also a stinker - of the silent and deadly type.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO
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Apr 26, 2014 - 01:27pm PT
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Would make up a lie about himself - if he could think of one - to avoid being the last person to post on this thread.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 26, 2014 - 01:37pm PT
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lives off fluffenutter sandwiches
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Apr 26, 2014 - 01:41pm PT
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Fluffs the nuts for his sandwhich.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jun 12, 2014 - 11:36am PT
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Calls his johnson "Magic Johnson."
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 11:47am PT
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Equipped with two johnsons.
Calls them "Johnson & Johnson,"
with Pride.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jun 12, 2014 - 11:54am PT
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Wishes that his Johnson was like Dirtbag's Johnson and Johnson and caused no more tears.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 11:56am PT
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Luckier than a two-peckered billy goat on the rocks.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jun 12, 2014 - 11:57am PT
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Likes White Rain on his Head and Shoulders.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 02:24pm PT
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Sniffs Lockers glue while thinking about Johnsons
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 02:51pm PT
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Sells Locker's glue to the kiddies at the pizza deck
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 12, 2014 - 02:57pm PT
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^^^ saw the light at the Magic Johnson Dirtbag Revival
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:01pm PT
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Loves Nickelback
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:07pm PT
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(lol)
looks like Nickelback's singer
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:07pm PT
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Dreams of Magic Johnsons & Poodles
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:08pm PT
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^^^Wants to be Lady Gaga
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:10pm PT
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Wants Lady Gaga to join Nickelback
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:21pm PT
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Is the Gaga's love child
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:22pm PT
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Does not wonder where swami's post went
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:26pm PT
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Knows the secret of Swami Cheese.
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Lollie
Social climber
I'm Lolli.
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Jun 12, 2014 - 03:50pm PT
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Flops when he flips.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 12, 2014 - 04:06pm PT
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Does solo karaoke to Avril Lavigne way to loud and with emotion ^^^
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 12, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
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Has a tail.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 12, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
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Found out that locker is my dad.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jun 12, 2014 - 04:43pm PT
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has a sister in Hawaii named Slippah
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 12, 2014 - 05:03pm PT
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Can't count
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jun 12, 2014 - 05:10pm PT
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is smrt
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 12, 2014 - 05:29pm PT
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is dumb as a post and ugly as sin
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 13, 2014 - 10:57am PT
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Is a skinhead
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 13, 2014 - 11:02am PT
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Said screw you guys! I'm taking my toys and going home, to New Zealand.
You know my sistah? Rubbah Slippah?
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jun 13, 2014 - 11:03am PT
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Despite his moniker, is a resolute decision maker.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jun 13, 2014 - 11:05am PT
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Definitely crossed the line.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jun 13, 2014 - 11:36am PT
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Likes big butts and he cannot lie.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 13, 2014 - 11:46am PT
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Smokes big butts and tells many a lie
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 18, 2014 - 05:00pm PT
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Thinks he's Frank Wyman.
But why, man?
I'm Frank Wyman.
I wouldn't lie, man.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 18, 2014 - 05:02pm PT
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That's me in my best icon pic to date.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Bump. It wasn't a shot of me at all...it was Tom Evans all along.
This is me in my beautiful natural state not in the state of Idontno.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 10, 2014 - 04:20am PT
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^^ the most coherent poster in this thread
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 10, 2014 - 06:01am PT
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^^ is collecting Rong's jizzy socks to make a quilt
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 10, 2014 - 06:04am PT
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^^shy as hell
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 10, 2014 - 06:33am PT
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^^ clinker snitches on his neighbors and then brags about it on ST
(I am shy)
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 09:18am PT
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Is in a retro hair band called "Angerson's Jizzy Socks"
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 09:24am PT
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^^^ Is an electronics geek and picked his nickname because he can only remember one bit.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 10, 2014 - 11:47am PT
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Picked his nose and found his twin!
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 11:51am PT
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He played Spock's evil twin in that old Star Trek episode.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:04pm PT
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Relishes the idea of Chef Boyardee spaghetti sandwiches.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:16pm PT
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^^ thinks Manwich is fine dining
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:23pm PT
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Was engaged to a manwitch until she found his Jizzy sock in the vegetable drawer.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 10, 2014 - 12:30pm PT
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Disowned his french brother named "Phileep Plop"
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:40pm PT
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^^^ Flip Flop has a jizzy sock fixation. and he wears wife beaters from target while eating mayonnaise sandwiches on wunderbread
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
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Wears espadrilles and capris pants to walmart to hook montana snipe hunters who he locks in his dungeon.
That was for the OP
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dirtbag
climber
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
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Confuses "Jizzy Sock Fixation" with the proto-jazz fusion/prog rock/garage band "Jazzy Rock fixation."
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:48pm PT
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Anita carries her poutine in a Jizzy sock while climbing ice wearing wet dachstein mittens on her webbed feet.
(Love this game)
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 12:58pm PT
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Dirtbag is in a retro- prog basement synthesizer band called Jizzy Jack and the Crusty Jazz Socks. His members are recruited by Fran Wyman at the Wallmart in Whitefish.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 10, 2014 - 01:45pm PT
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^^ Flip Flop likes chitlins on his poutine
(webbed feet.. lulz)
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 03:21pm PT
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Both true.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jul 10, 2014 - 03:50pm PT
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Fook, Fatty, you got me!
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 06:32pm PT
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I've got all your cassettes.
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Jul 10, 2014 - 06:39pm PT
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.
always puts his fingers in his armpits, and then smells his fingers
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Gunkie
Trad climber
East Coast US
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Jul 10, 2014 - 06:51pm PT
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Has a really nice rack.
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 10, 2014 - 08:16pm PT
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Gunkie has only climbed at Rat Rock, and one day hope to visit the 'Gunks.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 08:54pm PT
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Was last seen hitchhiking south on the Malibu expressway with a 3 wheeled skateboard and a toothless meth hooker.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 10, 2014 - 09:00pm PT
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Knocked out the hooker's teeth and has them under his pillow, hoping for big cash payday.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 09:04pm PT
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Has a part time job working on HWY 1. Also, looking for missing teeth.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jul 10, 2014 - 09:13pm PT
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Has an image of Hillary Clinton in a heart tattooed on his chest.
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 10, 2014 - 10:19pm PT
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Dirtbag only listens to tantric healing Celtic music - everything else keeps him from his true path.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 10, 2014 - 10:51pm PT
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 11, 2014 - 04:24am PT
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^^ knows what espadrilles are... must be a metrosexual
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dirtbag
climber
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Jul 11, 2014 - 05:51am PT
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I wasn't lying about Fatty. :-)
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 11, 2014 - 05:58am PT
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^^^Is up early for a big harvest day of his medicinal crop.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 11, 2014 - 07:32am PT
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Was abandoned as a child at San Lorenzo Park ( The Duck Pond) by an ex dead-head acid dealer known as Tweaker the Clown. Also is Santa Cruz's only connection for seedy Thai stick, which he found in an abandoned VW square back back in '84.
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 11, 2014 - 07:54am PT
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^^Chose his handle by his political fence-sitting.
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 11, 2014 - 08:52am PT
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Survived a wicked storm in the belly of a horse with no name.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Jul 11, 2014 - 09:13am PT
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Keeps beating the dead horse
Susan
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 11, 2014 - 10:16am PT
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Gets up at 5:30am to do volunteer work at animal shelter,Helps little old lady cross the street on way to work. Works at a company that benifits our society. skips lunch to help feed people at homeless shelter while councils vets with PTSD. Around 2:00 reads to the "blind" and stops off at Red Cross to give blood and sign up for Bone Marrow donation. After work helps organize building of wheelchair ramps for disabled vets. Says prayers at night for all less fortunate and falls asleep waiting for sunrise to awake to yet another beautiful day...(sorry..thought this was the"Say something nice about the Poster above you thread")
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:25am PT
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Is the mother of all liers.
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:39am PT
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Wears a skirt but only when cooking and posting to ST
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:41am PT
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Knows what is actually under clinker's skirt
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:44am PT
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Called me a liar when I told him...
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:48am PT
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Wears a kilt when leading, but only with straight male belayers.
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:50am PT
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Doesn't have opposable thumbs.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 11, 2014 - 10:51am PT
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Watches reruns of "Hogans Heros" hopeing to see the episode where Colonel Klink does the "Klink Dipsy Doodle"...OPPS...to slow..that was for Clinker..Mister E Watches reruns of "Mister ED" Of course..Of course..Unless he is Mr. Ed..go to the source..and ask the horse..of course..
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:28pm PT
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Gotta big bottom in his ham.
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AndyMan
Sport climber
CA
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Jul 11, 2014 - 10:59pm PT
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^^^ always tells the truth.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 11, 2014 - 11:06pm PT
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Can't handle Jack Nicholson.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 11, 2014 - 11:56pm PT
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Opussom, please. The "O" is Elijah-ed.
DMT can't tell, t'either.
All his socks are neatly folded.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Jul 12, 2014 - 06:56am PT
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Would rather fight than switch.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
in the oil patch
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Jul 12, 2014 - 07:02am PT
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Is a secretly slumming billionaire...
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 12, 2014 - 07:03am PT
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Is jealous that cows have 3 more stomachs than he does.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 12, 2014 - 07:35am PT
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inseminates cows for a living... sans gloves
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 12, 2014 - 07:39am PT
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Flunked sex ed.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 12, 2014 - 10:26am PT
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jul 12, 2014 - 10:27am PT
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Anita's first selfie.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jul 12, 2014 - 10:29am PT
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Flip Flop's selfie before his makeover
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 12, 2014 - 01:56pm PT
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^^^dropped the camera selfie.
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 12, 2014 - 03:02pm PT
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^^Just got here by Time Machine.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jul 12, 2014 - 04:10pm PT
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Is really MrsE and that's why 'he' doesn't have any selfies
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 13, 2014 - 08:11pm PT
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^^^ trolling as Large Sack
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Captain...or Skully
climber
in the oil patch
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Jul 13, 2014 - 09:19pm PT
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Kev has much more style than that, sir.... .
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 13, 2014 - 09:42pm PT
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Traded me a cricket hat for a hand carved pipe in Red Rocks 1994
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 13, 2014 - 09:46pm PT
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Trades empty Cricket lighters in for redemption value.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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His posts make the most sense
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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She finally got it.
Are you trying to look like you know who?
It's great!
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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^^Is afraid of cats.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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^^^ After moving to Bishop, misses the colorful smog-colored sunsets of the Los Angeles basin.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Boring shutin^^^^^
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Has secret tape of DMT dancing to the 2001 space odyssey theme music and other unmentionable performances.
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EdwardT
Trad climber
Retired
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Apr 13, 2015 - 05:11am PT
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Still distraught over Zayn leaving his favorite band.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Apr 13, 2015 - 07:05am PT
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^^Disappointed that Hillary Clinton was not taking his place after all.
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 13, 2015 - 07:39am PT
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His mother was a hamster
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Steve's sister
Social climber
Las Vegas, NV
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Apr 13, 2015 - 08:03am PT
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Cut his heel on a beer tab, and had to cruise back home.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2015 - 08:16am PT
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Smells of elderberries
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 13, 2015 - 09:15am PT
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voted for Harper
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Steve's sister
Social climber
Las Vegas, NV
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Apr 13, 2015 - 10:27am PT
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Plays the harp in a punk band.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 26, 2015 - 09:05pm PT
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Is a coleopterist.
Darwinism's alive and well, it's good to tell.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jun 11, 2015 - 06:38pm PT
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Never posts pictures.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jun 11, 2015 - 06:42pm PT
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Has slicked back hair and a greasy smile on his smug face
!!
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Jun 11, 2015 - 07:19pm PT
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^
Is from LA.. and can't find Canada on a map.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jun 11, 2015 - 07:24pm PT
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*
has an external hard drive full of selfies
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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Jun 11, 2015 - 07:33pm PT
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^^^ Before his Actors Guild card was revoked, played the part of the little girl in the red dress who ran across the screen in Schindler's List.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 11, 2015 - 07:42pm PT
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^^^Took his bi-annual shower yesterday.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jun 11, 2015 - 08:24pm PT
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Shook is head at the frequency of showers he noted.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jun 11, 2015 - 08:26pm PT
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has an external hard drive full of selfies
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jun 11, 2015 - 08:27pm PT
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Thinks his ploy isn't played out.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jun 11, 2015 - 08:29pm PT
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loves hastags
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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Jun 11, 2015 - 09:02pm PT
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Thinks hashtag means throwing an unopened can of ground corned beef and potatoes at you and yelling, "You're it!"
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 11, 2015 - 09:19pm PT
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Never has wood.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 11, 2015 - 09:44pm PT
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Keeps on tryin', even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, to be cool.
Little pitchers have big ears.
What is "sense?"
How does one go about making "sense?"
I wish I had some "sens."
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 11, 2015 - 09:58pm PT
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Was in the vehicle following the Princess.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Jun 11, 2015 - 10:59pm PT
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^^ Was the 42nd person to Climb Mt Everest.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 12, 2015 - 06:08am PT
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Hides salami and other items, from expedition members, in his pants.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 13, 2015 - 09:38am PT
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can't make up his mind
(still votes rep.)
Glad you liked that photo, E!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 13, 2015 - 10:50am PT
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He doesn't know what he's talking about.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 13, 2015 - 12:12pm PT
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Has proof.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 13, 2015 - 03:39pm PT
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Is not smart
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Jun 13, 2015 - 03:58pm PT
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Made the 2000th post.
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Jun 13, 2015 - 04:11pm PT
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Just HAD to see who made the 2000th post!!
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jun 13, 2015 - 05:21pm PT
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Secretly switched from tie-dye to paisley.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jun 13, 2015 - 07:29pm PT
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Holds the current Eastside record for pastry consumption.
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Jun 13, 2015 - 09:35pm PT
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^
Matthew Gilchrist is his favorite employee..
edit..Cosmic....LOL...
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Jun 14, 2015 - 11:06am PT
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Wavey Gravy's Dad. (Or his son; we can't be sure.)
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jul 17, 2015 - 09:23pm PT
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Is actually a separated co-joined twin, which explains his two locations
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Jul 17, 2015 - 10:40pm PT
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^^^accidentally sat on a bristlecone pine cone and had to have it surgically removed.
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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Jul 18, 2015 - 01:51am PT
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Swallowed his own tail.
Swallowed his own tale.
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Voted for Trump
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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^^^
Has bruises on the back of his head from the toilet seat falling on it while sipping water.
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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^may walk his dog on a leash but we all know who holds the reins in that relationship.
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IntheFog
climber
Mostly the next place
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^^Just spent five minutes trying to see the humor in 1 Thessalonians 4 before realizing he'd clicked on the wrong thread.
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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^^^
Finished second in Season 1 of "Dancing with the Stars", where he performed as Randy Quaid.
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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^^^^
Claims to give you new souls, but after sending him cash and two boots, I'm still a black-hearted, adrenaline junkie who's flirting with hell.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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^ Can't spell 'sole'.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Isn't really Canadian, but just looking for sympathy.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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^ Is actually a mouse
Loves Cosmic
Hey, that's no lie! You might be a political doofus, but your heart is in the right place.
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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^^^^^
Hates milk, toast, and might possibly be dingless,
not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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^ Lives in the Kalahari
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dec 30, 2016 - 09:36am PT
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The guy with whom the late Carrie Fisher slept to get the role of Princess Leia.
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WyoRockMan
climber
Grizzlyville, WY
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Dec 30, 2016 - 09:38am PT
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is really a Cat from Camden
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dec 30, 2016 - 09:49am PT
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Got cooked by natives in Thermopolis. Medium rare.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dec 30, 2016 - 09:54am PT
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Has really moved to Copperopolis. Hope he's happy there.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dec 30, 2016 - 10:08am PT
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He ate the cat. Tastes like chicken.
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Moof
Big Wall climber
Orygun
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Dec 30, 2016 - 11:30am PT
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^^Never eaten chicken in his life. Actually enjoys Tofurkey however.
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madbolter1
Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
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Dec 30, 2016 - 04:04pm PT
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^^^ Yes. Liquefied and ingested anally. Nutritious and cleansing, like a loofah for the colon.
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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Dec 30, 2016 - 04:32pm PT
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^^^^^^^^
Was the inspiration for the little known musical sequel, "The Guy from Ipanema," following a spray tan mishap.
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