Cruel Parents

Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
Post a Reply
Messages 1 - 20 of total 132 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Largo

Sport climber
The Big Wide Open Face
Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 9, 2014 - 10:35pm PT
I met a woman today at work who's actual name is Virginia Morning Wood. No sh#t.

JL
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:36pm PT


I've posted this before...

My Father delivered Donald Duck...
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Canada
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
Jennifer Burger got teased a lot.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:49pm PT

Where do you work?


I googled the name and was directed to www.pornhub.com
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:52pm PT
In my hometown there was a father named Manley Butts and he had a daughter Minnie. I didn't believe it when my father told me and I looked it up in the phone book (yes, it was a long time ago) and there was the name. I wasn't able to confirm the "Minnie" daughter but I'm pretty sure it was true

Susan
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:52pm PT
Rollin Ball
Manly Peters

Yes, fer real.
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:52pm PT
I went to grade school with a girl named Augusta Wind.
Dave Kos

Social climber
Temecula
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
My mom had a friend who was named Mary Christmas.

She got the name through marriage though, so she can't blame the parents.

I climbed with a guy named Andre Doria.


happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:54pm PT
The main realtor in my home town named Harry Wang. Signs allover the place- Harry Wang Realty.


edit: Seems he died only a few years ago-http://www.ueckerwitt.com/obits/obituaries.php/obitID/287207
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:56pm PT
There used to be a roofer in Mammoth named Hugh Janus.

Cruel parents indeed.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:56pm PT
One of my first jobs in construction was in a company managed by Richard Lover, who preferred to go by the name "Dick."

Yep, Dick Lover.

Whenever he showed up on site, we would ask , "Got a pencil, Dick?" Or "Got any gum on ya, Dick?"
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:57pm PT
You think thats bad?

I know a real authentic human who is named Load of Kunts.

I kid you not. Mind you, it is not spelled that way and there is a certain ethnic rationality to it, but you have to admit, its a mouthful!
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 9, 2014 - 10:59pm PT
One of the main providers of porta-potties in New England. I used to dread going inside.

That's what she said...
That's what she said...
Credit: Edge
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jan 9, 2014 - 11:02pm PT
I knew this guy in junior high named Robin Hood....He was hunting jack rabbits at the long beach airport with a bow and arrow when the cops confronted him...The poor guy ended up dying a year later after he got food posioning from a mexican restaurant...
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2014 - 11:06pm PT
Don't make me fabricate a story that I knew this dude in middle school named
"Mike Hunt" (poor guy...)

Standard stuff so far.
Matt Sarad

climber
Jan 9, 2014 - 11:07pm PT
Dr. Harry Love- Kern County Schools
Jack Knopf- Bakersfield High School
Holly Woods-Bakersfield High School
Carrie Hunt aka Hairy Cunt- Frazier Park
Largo

Sport climber
The Big Wide Open Face
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2014 - 11:10pm PT
Where do you work?
-

I usually work at my home office, a converted garage, but today I was having to edit something so I was in a video post house. Virginia Wood ran the Pro Tools (sound mixing) rig. When I mentioned that morning wood was a known commodity to basically half of the world's population she said, "I get around some." And laughed.

JL
Chugach

Trad climber
Vermont
Jan 9, 2014 - 11:11pm PT
We have a local family, the Sweenors. The kids love it - say it fast; Jack Sweenor, Mary Sweenor,

pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Jan 9, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
Dick Dragon is a propmaker in local 44.

My wife's high school friend is Kerry Fortune. Miss Fortune finally got married.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jan 9, 2014 - 11:16pm PT
I bet a few posters on here know Dick Hunt...?
Messages 1 - 20 of total 132 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Return to Forum List
Post a Reply
 
Our Guidebooks
Check 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks


Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Review Categories
Recent Route Beta
Recent Gear Reviews