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Lollie

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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2014 - 08:14am PT
Let's add an explanatory one today...



How the North works

I found this lying unfinished around on my computer, and because Iíve got no comic today youíll have to do with this.

Being the Dane I am, I of course forgot the Sami People (the Nordic "Indians").

EDIT: Yes, Sweden got Norway later on, but that is not what the bottom picture is about. For many years the Nordics were separated in West-North and East-North. When Sweden got Norway that messed up the separation of West and East and marked Denmarkís decline from power.
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2014 - 08:14am PT
LOL!, Randisi
Dingus Milktoast

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U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Jan 8, 2014 - 09:41am PT
Randisi that's funny!

DMT
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2014 - 10:02am PT
Since I'm into several cartoons today, I think will post 2 more today.
First one comes here. Let's start easy & uncontroversial...



Meet my Sister

It's a girl thing. You boys wouldn't understand it.

Anyway, hereís the boys introducing their sisters to each other. All countries have a sibling of the opposite sex. This came to be because the stereotypical Swedish woman is radically different from the stereotypical Swedish man. In fact, she is the complete opposite of everything the Swedish man stands for, so Sweden is not particular proud of her.
mouse from merced

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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 8, 2014 - 12:39pm PT
Oh, how my heart bleeds for the Swedish Bikini Team, Lollie.

But my mother's maiden name Swedish.

I can't reveal that I'm part Swedish, thanks to the Bank of America. I'm proud of that heritage and the Irish in me likes it, too.
Not Irish Spring, but it's good to know it's available.  I use goat's ...
Not Irish Spring, but it's good to know it's available. I use goat's milk soap, personally.
Credit: mouse from merced
Bathing beauties prefer it two to one and a half. Blondes don't count much higher. Zing. :0)

Randisi' post is hilarious!

Dingus Milktoast

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U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Jan 8, 2014 - 02:44pm PT
In fact, she is the complete opposite of everything the Swedish man stands for,

Thank ODIN for THAT!!!!! :D :)

The rest of us are certainly grateful.

DMT
donini

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Ouray, Colorado
Jan 8, 2014 - 02:49pm PT
Should women who dye their hair blonde be accused of using performance enhancing drugs?
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2014 - 03:01pm PT
A little (edit, more, not less) controversial maybe. Tomorrow you'll get the introduction of the smaller woman with fake breasts and a dog on her head...



Boobs and a Joint

The two girls from SatW with the biggest boobs. I wanted to try and draw the difference between real and fake breasts.
I donít think many people realize it, but everything about Sister Sweden is supposed to be real, from her gigantic boobs to her oversized lips.

Why, yes. That is indeed Sister Swedenís rape face. Yes, she always looks at people that way. Your point is...?
And yes, the dog fell off in the small version. Shut up! It did!

Second picture is me sort of trolling the people who has been demanding of me that I include Holland/Netherlands in the comic.
Them: You have to include Holland! He would have tons in common with Denmark! Him and Denmark should totally get high together! Holland is known for being open-minded, gay-friendly, perverted and high all the time!
Me: You donít say...MUWAHAHAHA!!!

I actually have a much less...uh, suggestive comic involving the both of them in the works, because the two countries do indeed have a LOT in common, to the point of being scary. I just wanted to start the depiction of their relationship out like this, just to make sure you can never ever unsee it. :_D:

EDIT: The dog's name is Ottawa.


So, now you know about sister Sweden - and her brother. :-)
Brian

climber
California
Jan 8, 2014 - 05:03pm PT
Love those Lolli. A friend introduced me to them years ago and I've followed ever since. Great comedy.
lars johansen

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West Marin, CA
Jan 8, 2014 - 06:44pm PT
Lutefisk anyone?
lars
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2014 - 07:17am PT


Sister America

So, in Scandinavia the stereotypical American woman is basically Paris Hilton, but prettier and with bigger fake breasts. Iím sorry. :-(

We do of course have plenty of girls looking like that here too, but theyíre seen as copying American girls.

The thing about Americans is that we always see them as unhealthy, be they fat or skinny. If theyíre skinny it just because they donít eat at all and have had plastic surgeries. Like, they can be some of the prettiest people in the world, but in the most unhealthy way possible. Thatís how the stereotype goes anyway. :-D

And America is indeed spray tanned. He wasnít originally supposed to stay that way, but then someone mentioned spray tanning and I thought it was too funny to ignore.
I just feel bad about telling you this because a lot of people seemed so happy that he was Latin American. But the truth needs to be told!
Randisi

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Dalian, Liaoning
Jan 9, 2014 - 08:27am PT
Gotta love the QT tan.

Do I look orange?

Strangely (or not), I'm darker than most of my fellow Dalianese, and I'm very northern European.
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Jan 9, 2014 - 08:26pm PT
She's BAAAAAACK!!!

Oh, and the stereotyped American gal with the inflated bazoombas and chihuaha.
That suits the Santa Barbara - LA - San Diego axis quite well. Florida and Texas
Not so much elsewhere.....

but then you KNEW that!!!
carllyfermo

Boulder climber
New York, NY
Jan 10, 2014 - 03:26am PT
After using the hair wigs now usually I do not need to have my hair cut to often to gain the ideal hair style I want as I can always find the blonde wigs that can change my hair style to the way I like. Really a good method and you can have a try.
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 10, 2014 - 03:09pm PT
Sorry, work came in between :-)



God Hates Sweden

Iíve been wanting to make this comic for a long time, but couldnít figure out who Sweden should be with. Ňland, you saved my day!

Some time ago I got linked to this site godhatessweden.com/filthymanneroflife.html
Itís an American site made by The Westboro Baptist Church and it's dedicated to all the countries God hates, and apparently he hates Sweden the most for various reasons, but mainly because itís (Dun Dun Duuun!!) one of the most gay friendly countries in the world (If not the most gay friendly! Dun Dun Duuun!).

Only problem is, Sweden is also one of the least religious countries in the world, so he doesnít really care. :-D

In fact, the latest top five over the least religious countries in the world looks like this:
1.Estonia
2.Sweden
3.Denmark
4.Norway
5.Czech Republic

(With USA as number 44)

Weíre not big on religion in the North. :-D
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 11, 2014 - 07:30am PT
Yeah, I knew that... :-)

What better proof I'm back than this thread?

Blondes... it's a rather common haircolour here. Naturally. But when one grows older, it very often becomes a dullish blond variety. We call it ratcoloured. So, enhancing it is rather common too. :-)
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 11, 2014 - 07:34am PT


Chako Paul City

The myth that there's a big lesbian city in Sweden started on the Chinese news, and then spread to Japan and South Korea. The Asian men were so eager to learn more about this magical place that the Swedish tourist sites crashed and when they could no longer use the internet, the men started calling.
ncrockclimber

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The Desert Oven
Jan 11, 2014 - 08:45am PT
These cartoons are awesome! Thanks, Lollie!
Randisi

Social climber
Dalian, Liaoning
Jan 11, 2014 - 08:52am PT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chako_Paul_City
Lollie

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I'm Lolli.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 11, 2014 - 09:33am PT
You're welcome! It's a Danish woman, Humon, who draws them, I love them too.

Btw, she has a shop with a few posters, http://satwcomic.com/store and at Cafe Press one can get t-shirts, cups, thermos bottle and other items with her stuff: http://www.cafepress.com/satwcomic/
Click on a design first, and then the items show up.


Chako Paul City, yeah, isn't it hilarious? The wet dream, huh? An entire city of sexstarved women :-D
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