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Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 21, 2013 - 08:31am PT
Ok so that ganger wanna be has been lurking round the neighborhood which i keep an eye peeled for at all times now.

Soooo at 3:00 am this morning, while just getting into some actual sleep - listening to Sally-O snore on her pillow was about the only thing heard until ,, suddenly,, POP ,,POP!!!!!!!!!! CRAP! Gunfire in the shop!!!!!!!!!!!


I roll out of bed grabbing a keltech 9mm as i fully expect a badguy around the wall from me. Heart pounding like a bongo drum, i spin into position for the take down. Its that sickening decision that you must face the shooter to get a shot. I whirred left, right, and all around and couldnt find the target! Even my Bird Max was flapping around excited.. I eased the shop door open poking the barrel of my keltech through first- and nothing there as well.. I ask Max what the hell is going on around here when suddenly i notice something.. BISCUITS stuck to the wall of the showroom.. ROFLMAO! Yes,, i had purchased two tubes of biscuits yesterday but had neglected to refrigerate them so at 3:00 am this morn they reached critical temps and exploded.. I didnt bother to shoot either tube.. But i may have found a new tactical training device lol!
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:34am PT
What a sad story.


My condolences
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2013 - 08:43am PT
BUrchless^^ you need to go buh bye again???
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:43am PT
Ron Anderson discovers a new tactical training device....


pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:44am PT
You should not own a firearm.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2013 - 08:44am PT
Good lord i got the B team replying here. HUMORLESS to the 10th power.
Nemesis

climber
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:45am PT
That is rich, someone from a communist country saying he has never felt threatened. Thanks for the chuckle. Yeah, you have it made alright!
Nemesis

climber
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:46am PT
Good lord i got the B team replying here. HUMORLESS to the 10th power.

In my short time here I have noticed that basically this entire site is comprised of the "B team".
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:48am PT
Your short time here? Are you shorter than Chuff?
Psilocyborg

climber
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:50am PT
Breaking news, surprise birthday party ends in tragedy as a nevada man shoots all his family and friends
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 21, 2013 - 08:54am PT


Ron...


Maybe you didn't call for the "RED BUTTON" the first time around...

Maybe you didn't "RAT"...

But isn't THIS a form of "RATTING"???...

"BUrchless^^ you need to go buh bye again???"...

Credit: locker



;-)




EDITED:

That Rat shot is going to be around a while I sense...

LMAO!!!...



Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2013 - 08:59am PT
Unless you have a writ writ fer a rat , a rat writ , you dont have a case..;-)
Ken M

Mountain climber
Los Angeles, Ca
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:00am PT
So this is how it happens: some poor homeless sap, out in the alley looking through the dumpster when this happens. Rong opens the door, and the poor guy is startled, and holds up the stick in his hand. Rong sees something in his hand, and empties his gun into him.

Happens all the time.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:02am PT
Glad no problem Ron. Glad you didn't shoot the biscuits. And KenM nails it - that scenario can and does happen.

Cheers
DMT
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:03am PT
"Unless you have a writ writ fer a rat , a rat writ , you dont have a case..;-) "...





Did you know that James Cagney NEVER did say...


"You dirty rat"...



jonnyrig

Trad climber
formerly known as hillrat
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:07am PT
Well what did you expect around here? It could have actually been a bad guy, firing a gun in your direction, and you could have successfully taken him down and saved your life...

and they'd all still flame you.

Should have used a bolt gun.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Relic MilkEye and grandpoobah of HBRKRNH
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2013 - 09:14am PT
Their flames carry NO HEAT John.. I on the other hand carry heat..I have bathed in heat. And youll NEVER see me in the news as a VICTIM.

There is a ganger that i helped send to jail that has since been released on bail. He has been seen out in front of the shop on the road at 2:00 am. He was the one beating my neighbors dog that i stopped.
So yeah,, if a hear what COULD HAVE been shots in the night,, im coming up cocked locked and loaded.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:25am PT

"and you could have successfully taken him down"...


Sounds a little "Mo"...


But then those that are lacking, go "packing"...

and sometimes FUDGE is involved (Pronounced: "FOODge")...


LOL!!!...





mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:28am PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Ron attended a meeting of his fan club ONE TIME. He brought his AK, his nine, and his temper. The fan club disbanded. It's how the stripper came to love him.

I like him fine. You gentlemen have opinions and are wlcome to them. Ron is not as rude as some bastards around here.
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Dec 21, 2013 - 09:29am PT


"Ron is not as rude as some bastards around here."...

No wonder he keeps getting picked on...

;-)




EDITED:

I'd rather hang and climb with gun toting, redneck animal stuffer, brother from another mother, ANYTIME of the week before SOME of the people here that tear him a new one almost daily...
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