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donini

Trad climber

Ouray, Colorado

Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 15, 2013 - 01:52am PT

I was just down in Sedona for a few days of rock climbing. I said to myself, when in Rome do as the Romans do, so i had an astral photograph taken. Much to my chagrin the photo revealed an otherwise invisible apple sized goiter growing out of my neck. I was told that it could only be cured by Atlantean Healing. Has anyone here ever had success with this therapy?

There is a supposedly great climb in the area named the Vortex....it's on my short list for my next visit.

Ward Trotter

Trad climber

Dec 15, 2013 - 02:18am PT

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Before " Atlantean Healing" Tore aggressively marketed small busts of Karl Marx with Chia seed growth for Marx's beard, called "Chia Marx"

weezy

climber

Dec 15, 2013 - 02:23am PT

when i get that feeling, i need atlantean healing.

Wayno

Big Wall climber

Seattle, WA

Dec 15, 2013 - 02:32am PT

it could only be cured by Atlantean Healing

Bingo! That would be a dead giveaway to me that they are trying to mislead you. Only thing that can cure you is essentially yourself.

Well, hell, for two grand, I could get rid of that thing that they seem to have located.

donini

Trad climber

Ouray, Colorado

Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2013 - 02:36am PT

Wayno.....i think that an Italian meal, cooked by you, would send that pesky (hard to see) goiter down the pike.

Wayno

Big Wall climber

Seattle, WA

Dec 15, 2013 - 02:46am PT

Any time, Jim. And I have the perfect wine for goiters.

BLUEBLOCR

Social climber

joshua tree

Dec 15, 2013 - 02:53am PT

Try over lapping that photo with its negative

Wayno

Big Wall climber

Seattle, WA

Dec 15, 2013 - 03:14am PT

So Jim, I asked my atlantean contacts and all I could get was seaweed. Eat lots of seaweed. ;^)

BLUEBLOCR

Social climber

joshua tree

Dec 15, 2013 - 03:20am PT

I think in Sedona they prefer cactii over seaweed. Or maybe jus weed?

Wayno

Big Wall climber

Seattle, WA

Dec 15, 2013 - 03:30am PT

If I was in Sedona and had some time to kill, i would check it out. How much did they get you for, Jim? It would be interesting to see what they did or didn't find. I could almost already imagine it.

franky

Trad climber

Bishop, CA

Dec 15, 2013 - 09:13am PT

Seems worth it!

stevep

Boulder climber

Salt Lake, UT

Dec 15, 2013 - 10:04am PT

The god of Atlantis is Poseidon. His symbol is a bull. You will be best served by sacrificing a bull and pouring the blood into the ocean at midnight on the full moon.

Or failing that, just eat a steak.

Fritz

Trad climber

Choss Creek, ID

Dec 15, 2013 - 10:48am PT

I remember something big was going to happen near Sedona a few years back.

Was it a Harmonic Convergence--------or a Moronic Disturbance???

Come to Choss Creek Jim. We'll feed you a little "Nerve-Tonic", then Harley will lay on paws, cleanly remove your astral goiter, and we will bury it down by the spring creek.

philo

Trad climber

Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?

Dec 15, 2013 - 10:54am PT

Was it a Harmonic Convergence--------or a Moronic Disturbance

No Fritz it was a harmonica convention.

rottingjohnny

Sport climber

mammoth lakes ca

Dec 15, 2013 - 01:03pm PT

Less negative male energy might help...?

Edge

Trad climber

Boulder, CO

Dec 15, 2013 - 01:11pm PT

You can always try self treatment with Pacifican Healing.

1. Smudge your innards with Humboldt counties finest.
2. Sprinkle ashes from Mt St Helens around you in a counterclockwise sacred circle.
3. Flog the affected area with seaweed.

Most people find suitable results after Step 1.

McHale's Navy

Trad climber

From Panorama City, CA

Dec 15, 2013 - 01:21pm PT

Jim, in that video Tore said if you are already experiencing perfection you got nothing to worry about. So, that goiter probably belongs to somebody else. You could get a second opinion at Mt. Shasta though.

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Dec 15, 2013 - 01:43pm PT

Baffin Bay healing: Perform the hempen ritual as above. Then jump in naked, come out a block of ice, have the crew crush you and slush you and drink you down, piss you back into the Bay, spend a long time evaporating, then come back and land in Californy, "the place ya ouhta be," whole and pure and goiter-free.

It's costly and there's no guarantee you'll end up even over land, but it's New Age and people might even begin to think you ARE Roman.

I'd go for the invite from Wayno, myself.

We need some Donini Rain! Any rain will do, but you might get to fall on some great routes. You could at least RUN down the Nose In A Day.

Great balls of fire, Dyngus Mylktoasted, put that one up over on the Flames!

Reilly

Mountain climber

The Other Monrovia- CA

Dec 15, 2013 - 01:49pm PT

Are we seeing the Second Coming of Juan de Fuca? Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Dec 15, 2013 - 02:34pm PT

AT LAST THE TRUTH!
Flipper reveals: Eeeep! Eeep! Eeeeeeep-eep!
Turns out it was Charles Atlas' empire.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/536801
Kickin' sand in the face of REAL history.

Who in the hell is Rhonda Fuca?

Wouldn't it be cool to come down as a raindrop on the nose of a Gibraltar Ape? One who could climb & keep up with Jim, goiter or no?

Wayno

Big Wall climber

Seattle, WA

Dec 15, 2013 - 03:02pm PT

Experience the Light that is your birthright.

That's all you need to do.

It is the "how" that stops most people.

Works for astral goiters, too!

Fritz

Trad climber

Choss Creek, ID

Dec 15, 2013 - 03:54pm PT

I have memories of Donini being fascinated by goiters on the locals, on that long ago journey into Lakok 1, for his most-supreme sufferfest.

Undoubtedly Donini was afflicted psychically by the experience, and has carried an astral-goiter to this day.

This book would likely explain more:

Drifting continents and endemic goitre in northern Pakistan.
A G Stewart

Aman Clinic, Khapalu, Baltistan, Pakistan.
BMJ (Impact Factor: 14.09). 07/1990; 300(6738):1507-12.
Source: PubMed

ABSTRACT Although Baltistan, north east Pakistan, is in a region of iodine deficiency disorders, the distribution of goitre within the district, according to age and sex, has not been clearly defined.

The Brits spell goiter, goitre, likely due to their attempting to impress Americans with their couthness.

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Dec 15, 2013 - 06:01pm PT

Hey, Fritz, are you snowed in, or what?

How long did it take you to noodle up that goitre rap?

My mom's cousin Connie had a mini-goiter and she lived in Sun Valley most of her adult life.

Now she's moved to Sedona.

Still has it.

Still bakes mean bread the way Jim climbs.

Her heavy organic grain loaves make great milk toast, even with no milk, in the Scottish fashion.And don't forget the salted soy nuts in the yoghurt, neither.

Garnish with nuts, but not used hardware. This is clean dining at the extreme.

Beverage of the day, consomme with onion.

By the way, I'm not close to snowed in--the Rev had ten inches at Greeley Hill--but have a cold which needs coddling and staying inside.

The old softie knows when to kwit.

Besides, I threw the left-over nuts, coated with light cream, which I used in place of milk, on to the roof of the building next door, seeking the cat known as Roofus.

Bored in a good way.

Merry Christmas, Grossmans and Wayno!

Great enduro-climb food, guaranteed to be free of weird molds in the flour, for the most part.

Fritz

Trad climber

Choss Creek, ID

Dec 15, 2013 - 06:10pm PT

Mouse: Re your question,

Hey, Fritz, are you snowed in, or what?

How long did it take you to noodle up that goitre rap?

It's working in sales for the last 42 years. I've always enjoyed coming up with jest what folks want to hear. If they were amused enough, they usually bought something.

(But I do remember either Donini or John Roskelly, or both: showing slides of males in Skardu with huge goitres.)

go-B

climber

Hebrews 1:3

Dec 15, 2013 - 06:22pm PT

All things as old as Redwoods get Burls or goiters!

donini

Trad climber

Ouray, Colorado

Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2013 - 06:42pm PT

MfM....tasty looking dish....goiter be gone.

Jest so you don't think that your memory is failing Fritz....yes, i told you about goiters in the Karakorum. Saw a dwarf with a huge one in the very weird village of Chocteau (sp?), memorable image. Seems they sequestered all the misfits there....might be a good place for the regulars on ST to get hooked up.