Guys, need big points towards that Fish Ledge? NOT OT!!!!

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Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 8, 2013 - 07:24pm PT
CLIMBING 101- Getaway Weekend Points
aka The Little Lady Hates Calcium Buildup!

If you're in a relationship, or about to be this is for you. Yes, Burchey, you!
Pay attention, this tutorial has lots of carryover into other aspects of life.

I'm gonna type this real slow so all you retards can understand it.
I'm speaking with the voice of experience gained over many years.
We all need points toward something spendy or that long weekend with the guys
sending test pieces like Bastille Crack or Double Cross, right?


This is TOTALLY GUARANTEED! <Disclaimer: Guarantee not valid if you have soft water>

Step 1.
Credit: Reilly
(OK, so you need to figure out how to get all the water out first)

Step 2. The Tool
This could be the hard part. You need a tool. No, not that type.
From 1/2" to 3/4" by 1/8" thick. As always, length is important too.
Too short and you'll be hatin' life. Too long and, well, most of us don't
have that problem. Oh, the wood is important - not too hard and definitely
not too soft. Mahogany is just right, as long as it is FSC certified.

Credit: Reilly

Step 3. It's all in the wrist
Yes, a workman doesn't blame his tool so hone yer motion.
Credit: Reilly

Step 4. Go big or stay home!
Don't forget those hard to get to areas! Hey, relationships are hard and
so is calcium!
Credit: Reilly

Step 5. Buff it or lose it.
Get the 3M pad from the kitchen and really make 'er shine! Remember:
If yer sh!tter is shinin' so are you!
Credit: Reilly

OK, that about does it. I hope I didn't type too fast. Oh, and check those
gloves for holes before you get into it. And don't put the sponge back
in the kitchen sink.

Now you can order that Fish gear with her approval!

kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Nov 8, 2013 - 07:33pm PT
sending test pieces like Bastille Crack or Double Cross

LMAO

Guess this is a lesson in cleaning up our shit!
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Nov 8, 2013 - 07:37pm PT
oooooooh.... I sent both of those test pieces. And I didn't clip that first bolt on Double Cross. How's that for old Skool?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Nov 8, 2013 - 09:51pm PT
Priceless Reilly! I'm crackin up here. Shoulda just called this thread relationship tips to help u send ur über proj.


This is definitely on topic.

My move however is a little different.

First a quick clean of the counters, mirror & bathroom floor (only takes about 5-10min). Then spray cleaner into the bowl & tub(2-4min) & tell the wife (this is key) that it needs to soak for awhile because you want to make sure its real clean for her bubble bath later. Then I go climbing(for it to properly soak, usually takes about 4-7 pitches or 20-30 moderate boulder problems). When I return I spray more cleaner & the sh#t comes right off- no pun intended! The trick for me is to do this every 2 weeks so I don't need to use a stick or too much elbow grease. That said, to each his own & as Reilly pointed out- its all about technique!


Don't remember a bolt on double cross tho?
thudge

climber
CO
Nov 8, 2013 - 10:26pm PT
A new sort of TR……….

Pumice works great!
matty

Trad climber
under the sea
Jan 17, 2014 - 09:56pm PT
You crack me up Reilly. Thanks for the tip.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Jan 17, 2014 - 10:26pm PT
that bolt was added later, on rappel...
ground_up

Trad climber
mt. hood /baja
Jan 17, 2014 - 11:35pm PT
That is funny/clever Shiite....nice
MH2

climber
Jan 18, 2014 - 12:45am PT
I was worn out before Step 1. But I was motivated to crawl under the sink and put that piece of electrical tape where the rat chewed through to the wire to the garburator, just like my wife has been asking me to do ever since I reported it to her when we were changing the kitchen faucet a few weeks ago. That should cover for the next trip.
weezy

climber
Jan 18, 2014 - 08:06pm PT
don't forget to lick the rim clean, fellas!
Phantom X

Trad climber
Honeycomb Hideout
Jan 18, 2014 - 08:47pm PT
??? Can you type a little slower?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Jan 18, 2014 - 09:00pm PT
I don't need no stinking approval to buy sh!t.




Unless, of course, it is more than $2.00.

LOL, Reilly.

Andrzej
Harvey Manfrenjensen

Big Wall climber
Jan 18, 2014 - 09:08pm PT
Maybe if you clean it more than once a year
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Jan 18, 2014 - 11:40pm PT
Lol
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