Golfing and Climbing - complimentary pursuits?

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drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Nov 1, 2013 - 09:36pm PT
Word k man.

My puma golf shirt is my sending shirt.

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Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Nov 1, 2013 - 09:38pm PT
When is the SuperTopo Golf Tourney?

Who's in? Palm Springs is right down the road. Hit the links in the AM and then the V0----- boulders in the afternoon and then shitalk all night.

I think Fogerty is some sort of golf dude and can get us great rates...
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Nov 1, 2013 - 10:00pm PT
What a silly-ass "sport"..who decides what piece of land gets raped for such a banal pursuit?
Deekaid

climber
Nov 1, 2013 - 10:09pm PT
you can draw comparisons between anything if you stretch it far enough.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Nov 1, 2013 - 10:15pm PT
Carlin>

I’ve got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses! It’s perfect! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer amongst themselves. I am getting tired, really getting tired, of these golfing c*#ks@ckers in their green pants, and their yellow pants, and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts! It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless! Golfing is a arrogant, elitist game which takes up entirely too much room in this country. Too much room’ in this country! It is an arrogant game on its very design alone, just the design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a golf course is – the ball is that f*#king big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land?! There are over seventeen thousand golf courses in America, they average over one hundred and fifty acres a piece – that’s three million plus acres, four thousand, eight hundred and twenty square miles – you could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist, there’s another thing; the only blacks you’ll find at country clubs are carrying trays. And a boring game. A boring game for boring people. You ever watch golf on television? It’s like watching flies f*#k! And a mindless game, mindless. Think of the intellect it must take, to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then, walking after it! And then, hitting it again! I say pick it up as#@&%e, you’re lucky you found the f*#king thing! Put it in your pocket and go home, you’re a winner! You’ve found it! No chance of that happening. Dork-o in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich c*#ks@ckers play miniature golf! Let them f*#k with a windmill for an hour and a half or so! See if there’s any real skill among these people. Now I know there are some people who play golf who don’t consider themselves rich. F*#K ‘EM! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist passtime.
Curt

climber
Gold Canyon, AZ
Nov 1, 2013 - 10:20pm PT
But I like my arrogant elitist pastime...

Curt
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 1, 2013 - 10:31pm PT
-3 strokes for that marvelous screed, Doctor--I can't help it if that's the way this game works...

I'll never set foot on a putting green again!

Nor lie about my handicaps (I have two--the legit fugure and one for betting).

Smokey Bear is a golf nut, surprisingly--and you want to talk about silly hats?

Only you can prevent Lost Balls, Rong!

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/video/#!/multimedia/Bear-Jumps-Fences-Near-Golf-Course/229730651
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Nov 1, 2013 - 11:58pm PT
Hales Location and Whitehorse
Hales Location and Whitehorse
Credit: Seamstress

A lovely and logical combination. I prefer to golf first, grab some lunch, then run up the slabs. We were concerned about the golf course and houses at first, but it actually improved the parking options, shortened the approach, and provided a handy bathroom. As long as they let me through the front door in my climbing attire and on the course dressed in that same attire, it's all good.

As for golf being an elitest sport - not so fast. My teamster Dad was an avid golfer, frequenting the inexpensive courses. He retired to a dirt cheap condo in Myrtle Beach. Plenty of them for sale at $20,000.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Nov 2, 2013 - 12:54am PT
TT
Too funny, don't forget to add in a little of the goody good :-)
Rudder

Trad climber
Costa Mesa, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 7, 2013 - 11:33pm PT
When is the SuperTopo Golf Tourney?

Who's in?

Rudder is, Russ! :)

From today, I need tape even for hitting balls, I should post that in the tape thread. haha

Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Nov 7, 2013 - 11:39pm PT
The only thing worse than my climbing is my golf game. Must need newer equipment, help from a Golf Pro and Rope Gun!!
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Nov 7, 2013 - 11:43pm PT
I NEVER understood golf. Seems like something only climbers who have retired would do. B-o-r-i-n-g..... Gotta be the dumbest game ever.

Do something exciting in retirement instead of wasting your life playing golf. Do something exciting like SCA heavy fighting. Nothing like bashing your friends with big clubs and then drinking beer with them afterwards. Bruises and broken bones heal, but memories only fade with dementia....
Credit: Sierra Ledge Rat
tangen_foster

Trad climber
Hudson, Wisconsin
Nov 8, 2013 - 12:02am PT
the difference between a golfer and a climber: a golfer goes whack..."damn." a climber goes "damn"....whack.
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