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Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 27, 2013 - 03:16am PT
No. not me. ever.;)

A buddy of mine puked out the window of his '64 Nova while driving 60 on the freeway. I was the passenger next to him and had my window open and seemed to get bathed in it. I think I was still in high school, because it is a happy memory
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Sep 27, 2013 - 06:35am PT
Hilarious topic.

Guilty as charged on a lame ass 25' long .9 at Rubidoux. Got the top, set up the belay and hurled. No climbers were struck by the objective hazard.

Now BC skiing in the sierra is a different subject. Nothing like going from sea level to 10k+ in 12 hours with a winter pack. I've fed more than a few scavengers up there.

Now the real question is who has pooped in their pants on a climb? I'm not telling.

Seems there is a common denominator here.
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Sep 27, 2013 - 12:25pm PT
Hmm. Don't know that I can top Dingus.

Some fair number of years ago a friend and I went to do Sahara Terror on Tahquitz. I think it was summer as I remember it being roughly as hot as the Sahara by the time we topped out. And we had run out of water.
To make matters worse, we lost the trail on the walk-off and wandered around for considerably longer than we should have.
By the time we got back to the car, we were both severely dehydrated and probably experiencing heat exhaustion as well. No water at the car, so in to town we went for relief.
I think I bought one of the gallon sized bottles of green Gatorade and managed to drink most of it down in one go right outside the store.
Unfortunately, my dehydrated/overheated system was not prepared to deal with that much cold liquid that quickly. So moments after it went down, it came straight back up in a neon green fountain. Right in front of a crowd of locals and tourists in the street. Who given my haggard state, no doubt thought I was in the middle of a drunken bender.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Sep 27, 2013 - 12:53pm PT
We were racking up to climb something at Taquitz. My partner whips out these foul smelling energy bars. They had that vitamin smell about them. He had a chaser of some super drink. I probably ate a snickers bar. Luckily I was leading and halfway up a pitch he starts whining. He gets to the belay and starts hurling. I scrambled to get the rope out of the way.

That partner had a history of embarrassing moments. He couldn't make a move and threw an actual tantrum once with so much drama that climbers on another route wanted to know if we needed help.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Sep 27, 2013 - 02:29pm PT
CClarke

climber
La Paz, Bolivia
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:47pm PT
During the summer of 1990, I climbed Erect Direction at the Gunks with Alf or Alfie as I always knew him. We climbed the first two pitches without issue but then Alfie started having an imaginary conversation with his mom and I wasn't sure if he was putting one over on me or not. I tend to think he was just doing it for show at that time.

I started up the third 5.9+ pitch which overhangs a bit and got pretty worked until I managed to pull into a sort of alcove. I was hyperventilating and, sure enough, let fly well clear of a cackling Alfie until I could pull it together enough to either set the belay there or finish the pitch, I can't remember which.

I think that's the only time I got sick on a route not at altitude.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 27, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
Dingus DUDE, OUCH!


"Say it not brother!

Too funny.

I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna puke right now.






OOPS, sorry, I just did.....and it's 211.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 28, 2013 - 03:53am PT
My best puke stories will never be told.

Again.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Sep 28, 2013 - 05:08am PT
Never puked before or on a climb...

But I did puke a lot at a party at a whitewater kayaking festival. Some guy was filming me puking. He said he was making a movie, and was going to match up people's class 5 kayaking descents with video of them partying the night before.

Interesting concept.

The next day I dislocated my shoulder (for the 15th time) on the second class 5 rapid.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Sep 28, 2013 - 10:53am PT
my spiritual inheritance
that i am involuntarily serving
out is this,

convert hope into memories.

vomit is the asse end of injestion,
hope is food, memories, vomit.

im on track
and my pay scale is escalating.
10b4me

Ice climber
Soon 2B Flagstaff
Sep 28, 2013 - 11:28am PT
Amaretto + lemonade@altitude. Not a good mix.
Another time, I was really pushing it going over Sheperds Pass. Made it to the top of the pass, and then..............
EdwardT

Trad climber
Retired
Feb 11, 2016 - 09:19am PT
Bump.

For the Dingus tales of phew.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Feb 11, 2016 - 09:31am PT
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