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ms55401
Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
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Aug 30, 2013 - 01:25am PT
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from "Too Drunk to F*#k" to "Too Fat to Send"
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 30, 2013 - 01:31am PT
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My Daddy Smokes Cocaine....Probably my all time favorite right behind Stairway to Heaven....
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 30, 2013 - 01:35am PT
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Trust your Mechanic is about getting your car wrecked by the mechanics in this town....You see an awful lot of him now..!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 30, 2013 - 01:43am PT
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QTNL....I beg to differ...Charlie Manson puts Iggy to shame.....RJ
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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Aug 30, 2013 - 02:02am PT
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Alternate Testicles is a private label formed by Jello, artists include or included:
Alice Donut
Ani Kyd
Citizen Fish
Cross Stitched Eyes
Dash Rip Rock
Drunk Injuns
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine
Knights of the New Crusade
Leftöver Crack
Mumia Abu-Jamal
Munly (and the Lee Lewis Harlots)
Nardwuar the Human Serviette
Noam Chomsky
Pansy Division
Pilot Scott Tracy
Report Suspicious Activity
Skarp
Slim Cessna's Auto Club
Subhumans
Turn Me on Dead Man
Unsane
Ward Churchill
Witch Hunt
Zolar X
Former artists
Akimbo
Amebix
Black Kali Ma
BlöödHag
Blowfly
Brujeria
Brutal Juice
Burning Image
Butthole Surfers
The Causey Way
Comets on Fire
Creeps On Candy
Crucif*#ks
Dead Kennedys
The Dicks
D.O.A.
Eat
The Evaporators
eX-Girl
F-Minus
Facepuller
False Prophets
The Fartz
The Flaming Stars
Fleshies
Free Beer
Galloping Coroners (Vágtázó Halottkémek)
God Bullies
Grotus
Half Japanese
Howard Zinn
The Hanson Brothers
Hissanol
Jarboe
Lard
Life After Life
Logical Nonsense
Ludicra
Mat Callahan / The Looters
Melvins
M.I.A.
Mojo Nixon
Nausea
Neurosis
Nomeansno
No WTO Combo
Pachinko
Part Time Christians
Pitchshifter
Ratos de Porăo
The Phantom Limbs
The Skatenigs
SNFU
Star F*#king Hipsters
Stickdog
Thrall
Toxic Reasons
Tragic Mulatto
Triclops!
Tribe 8
T.S.O.L.
Victims Family
Wesley Willis
The Yuppie Pricks
Zeni Geva
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ms55401
Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
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Aug 30, 2013 - 02:06am PT
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d00d is a long way from a burrito. X-Treme for sure.
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Aug 30, 2013 - 11:20am PT
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Jello's sister died climbing. Interesting to see him climbing something. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_Biafra
Saw him a couple of years ago in the Rainbow Market in SF full on talking to himself. Personally I lost a lot of respect for him when he was sued by the other members of Dead Kennedy's (among other bands such as Neurosis)for not paying them their royalties. He no longer has the Dead Kennedy's and many other groups catalog on Alternative Tentacles. hence the above list of former bands on the label.
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mechrist
Gym climber
South of Heaven
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Aug 30, 2013 - 12:51pm PT
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LARD > DK
(I guess I've had my Dr title stripped)
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Roots
Mountain climber
SoCal
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Aug 30, 2013 - 02:34pm PT
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Hey more power to him!
Funny this thread brought back a memory I had forgotten:
Back in '79/80 I was into punk. Went to my friend's apartment to buy a "nickel" of leaf. When I left I chose a random door and with a fatty black marker, I drew a big DK symbol dead center on the front door.
The next day my friend calls and says the middle eastern family that lived downstairs had come over and complained to his parents about the writing on their door. They had no idea who the Dead Kennedys where so translated the symbol to be an axe and wanted me to lift the "curse" I had placed on them and their family.
I could not stop laughing (I was 14 yo). I never did go back over there so started buying homegrown from someone else.
God I was such an a-hole when I was younger..
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Aug 30, 2013 - 02:54pm PT
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This is awesome, funny stories here too. I used to carve DK symbols on my grip tape & everywhere else when I was a little sh#t head.
I'd go clip some bolts with Jello, have a feeling that would be right up his alley. "Give me convenience or give me death" lol, he's down for fixed anchors & rap bolts for sure!
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TwistedCrank
climber
Bungwater Hollow, Ida-ho
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Aug 30, 2013 - 03:39pm PT
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I saw Jello give spoken word in Bozeman in 1986 or so. He took the tickets at the door on account of he was the greeter - totally DIY.
Somewhere along in his spew he was getting heckled by the audience and was totally getting into it Jello-style. Then someone shouted out something funny as hell that totally popped his mojo - he couldn't stop laughing. Finally he stops and asks "Can I use that?". He get a "yes", pulls a scrap of paper out of his pocket and scribbles on it. Then he gets back on his Jello train and all is well in the universe.
I didn't see him skiing at Bridger Bowl the next morning.
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hellroaring
Trad climber
San Francisco
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Aug 30, 2013 - 04:12pm PT
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One xmas years ago I pissed my mom off bad when my little brother opened his gift from me. It was a DK's "too drunk to f*#k" T shirt. She was really mad, hell it's what he wanted for xmas.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Aug 30, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
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I pissed my Mom off once by wearing the infamous Red Hot Chili Peppers shirt (socks & cocks) on Christmas morning. I was just trying to get a reaction. It worked.
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mechrist
Gym climber
South of Heaven
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Aug 30, 2013 - 04:36pm PT
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I almost gave my mom a heart attack when I got my first mohawk, and I wasn't even wearing it "up."
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weezy
climber
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Aug 30, 2013 - 08:40pm PT
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i just love how he's wearing a Brujeria cap. lol.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Aug 30, 2013 - 08:55pm PT
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Roots, your story made my day! LOL
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mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 12:55am PT
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Very interesting story about his sister. Another one of the early punk singers ,now a folk and punk singer Penelope Huston, has a brother who is a mountain guide in Washington. And lets not forget Fritz Fox of the Mutants. Still skies with a couple of replace hips.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Aug 31, 2013 - 03:07am PT
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but does he appreciate the gold crown..?
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
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So what's next? Johnny Rotten slacklining in his PIL PJs?!
Then, again, perhaps not..."I’m no one’s lap dog, you can’t put me on a leash."
Thanks, all, for bringing back some hilarious memories.
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